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I’ll tell you what’s a pain in the arse, Fabsters
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That icing sugar they put on Jelly Babies to stop them all sticking together. White stains all over your clothes!
What else is a pain in the arse, either literally or metaphorically?
(25 bonus points for the first person to say “piles”  ) |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"That icing sugar they put on Jelly Babies to stop them all sticking together. White stains all over your clothes!
What else is a pain in the arse, either literally or metaphorically?
(25 bonus points for the first person to say “piles” )"
Yep.
Never eat them whilst waiting to board a flight in an airport.
"It's jelly baby dust" never seems to convince the guys at the security desk when you've accidentally got some on the end of your nose..... 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not a fan of jelly babies, Dan, but I hear ya about icing sugar. Turkish Delight. 'nuff said x"
Same principle my lovely isn’t it? Icing sugar makes a great anti-sweet-stick-togetherer, but a lousy “don’t get icing sugar dust all over the blimmin’ house”. I’m sure some of Elons 44 billion dollars could have gone to solving this! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That icing sugar they put on Jelly Babies to stop them all sticking together. White stains all over your clothes!
What else is a pain in the arse, either literally or metaphorically?
(25 bonus points for the first person to say “piles” )
Yep.
Never eat them whilst waiting to board a flight in an airport.
"It's jelly baby dust" never seems to convince the guys at the security desk when you've accidentally got some on the end of your nose.....
A"
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But without it I'd miss out on licking the packet clean after  
And they'd be all stuck together like playdough 2 days after Xmas. A mess of colours.
Lick your fingers Dan. Or give them to me. The jellybabies not your fingers. Though if they're coated in icing sugar it's and almost definite they're going in my mouth 
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"But without it I'd miss out on licking the packet clean after
And they'd be all stuck together like playdough 2 days after Xmas. A mess of colours.
Lick your fingers Dan. Or give them to me. The jellybabies not your fingers. Though if they're coated in icing sugar it's and almost definite they're going in my mouth
Cherry x"
You're such a tart, Cherry xx |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"That icing sugar they put on Jelly Babies to stop them all sticking together. White stains all over your clothes!
What else is a pain in the arse, either literally or metaphorically?
(25 bonus points for the first person to say “piles” )
Yep.
Never eat them whilst waiting to board a flight in an airport.
"It's jelly baby dust" never seems to convince the guys at the security desk when you've accidentally got some on the end of your nose.....
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That's exactly the face you pull when they whip the rubber glove out.
And then you're definitely in for a pain in the arse.......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"But without it I'd miss out on licking the packet clean after
And they'd be all stuck together like playdough 2 days after Xmas. A mess of colours.
Lick your fingers Dan. Or give them to me. The jellybabies not your fingers. Though if they're coated in icing sugar it's and almost definite they're going in my mouth
Cherry x"
Can we do a deal where I give you the Jelly Babies AND my fingers? Kind of a win / win then where we both get something out of the transaction   |
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"Flake. You take the extra effort to eat it carefully and 2 hours later you still find a bastard chocolate stain on your t shirt or jeans  "
Oh, you're eating it wrong!
I shall have to show you how to do it at the next MLS. X |
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"Flake. You take the extra effort to eat it carefully and 2 hours later you still find a bastard chocolate stain on your t shirt or jeans
Oh, you're eating it wrong!
I shall have to show you how to do it at the next MLS. X"
There's a right way? |
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"Flake. You take the extra effort to eat it carefully and 2 hours later you still find a bastard chocolate stain on your t shirt or jeans
Oh, you're eating it wrong!
I shall have to show you how to do it at the next MLS. X
There's a right way? "
You, me, a multipack & a quiet corner. I'll show you  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flake. You take the extra effort to eat it carefully and 2 hours later you still find a bastard chocolate stain on your t shirt or jeans
Oh, you're eating it wrong!
I shall have to show you how to do it at the next MLS. X
There's a right way?
You, me, a multipack & a quiet corner. I'll show you x"
Oooh how tempting, I better not come out it covered in chocolate |
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"Flake. You take the extra effort to eat it carefully and 2 hours later you still find a bastard chocolate stain on your t shirt or jeans
Oh, you're eating it wrong!
I shall have to show you how to do it at the next MLS. X
There's a right way?
You, me, a multipack & a quiet corner. I'll show you x
Oooh how tempting, I better not come out it covered in chocolate "
As I said, I never waste a single crumb  |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Flake. You take the extra effort to eat it carefully and 2 hours later you still find a bastard chocolate stain on your t shirt or jeans "
Do you remember the flake dipped? They were amazing and no crumbs. |
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Any packet of anything that has the corner that says "peel here" because it never bloody peels, just that corner bit comes off and then you have to get a knife to get into whatever you're trying to open. |
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