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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rubbed a customers tooth brush on my helmet as they wasted 4 hours of my time on purpose "
I hope you’re a plumber or a male escort otherwise I have no idea how you’d get near a customers toothbrush. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got the ex wife so focused on the house in the divorce she completely ignored going after my pensions ... add to that her agreement to a clean break, it was win win  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got the ex wife so focused on the house in the divorce she completely ignored going after my pensions ... add to that her agreement to a clean break, it was win win "
Deffo win win |
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When i was in the merchant navy i always got on great with my Captain's and showed them the respect their position deserved, except for one, a certain Master lunnyberg (Lundburg) he was quite a c¥nt to put it mildly, this man had been a skipper for far to many years and the power had gone to his head to the point where he'd lost touch with reality and was now a liability and a bully as well as a horrible human being to be around.
Capt lunnyberg had a hobby of home made pickeling various food stuff and bringing them on to the ship in 5 litre plastic tubs. He had dozens of these tubs in preparation for our 6 month tour to the far east and back, only he would eat them as no one else would trust the man.
I think i was around 20 years old at the time and had the idea of helping capt tw@t out with his recipes, so i would sneak in to his day room where he stored these tubs, pour some of the pickle vinegar out and replace with pure British sailors navy piss straight from my bladder. I always made a note of witch jar had succomb to my broth untill all his pickle jars were sufficiently tangy.
I then had the pleasure of watching this imp stuff his arrogant face with his onions, cucumber, asparagus, peppers and whatever else he put in them jars. The rest of the crew were board shitless listening to his tales of how great his pickle recipes were, but not me, id listen intently to his tales of pickle superstardom.
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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago
Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work) |
"I fear to say. The memory makes me nearly throw up.
Tell us "
I won’t go into specifics but it involved a rimming chair which I sat on, and the person under me….err….wanting to eat more than just my ass…
I was a bit traumatised and nearly threw up whenever I thought about it for 2-3 weeks afterwards. I don’t know why I thought I’d enjoy it but it was a slow build up to that occasion. I learnt that sometimes it isn’t good to try new things just once.
They had a lot of veris on here and clearly had one or two regulars indulging their kink.
I would add the sick emoji but I don’t know how! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fear to say. The memory makes me nearly throw up.
Tell us
I won’t go into specifics but it involved a rimming chair which I sat on, and the person under me….err….wanting to eat more than just my ass…
I was a bit traumatised and nearly threw up whenever I thought about it for 2-3 weeks afterwards. I don’t know why I thought I’d enjoy it but it was a slow build up to that occasion. I learnt that sometimes it isn’t good to try new things just once.
They had a lot of veris on here and clearly had one or two regulars indulging their kink.
I would add the sick emoji but I don’t know how!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fear to say. The memory makes me nearly throw up.
Tell us
I won’t go into specifics but it involved a rimming chair which I sat on, and the person under me….err….wanting to eat more than just my ass…
I was a bit traumatised and nearly threw up whenever I thought about it for 2-3 weeks afterwards. I don’t know why I thought I’d enjoy it but it was a slow build up to that occasion. I learnt that sometimes it isn’t good to try new things just once.
They had a lot of veris on here and clearly had one or two regulars indulging their kink.
I would add the sick emoji but I don’t know how!"
Ohhh nooooo |
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The person was an idiot and a nieve one too 
