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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm hungry. I make a list-

I am hungry.

I like spaghetti hoops.

I don't like liver.

I give my list to the man at Tesco. He brings me a can of Heinz spaghetti hoops.

I go mental. I don't like Heinz! I didn't want hoops today, I wanted chilli! Where's the massive bar of chocolate???!!!

Isn't this site pretty much the same as that? We write a profile. People respond because they think they match what we are looking for... or hoping maybe we fancy a change.

Why do some people send nasty mail back saying they person is NOT what they are looking for/ plus a random rant?!

Why do some people think it's ok to sit back and wait for other people to bring them what they want and then complain when they get it wrong? Why not just go look for what you want?!

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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And Breatttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeee

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

I'd like to know what happened to the liver?....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happier now thats off your chest lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And Breatttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeee "

I'm in a good mood! Not a rant. Hoops are lush.

I blame the full moon.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha yes, it's like when you order your shopping online where they send you a substitution as the item you wanted was out of stock.

If you want to ensure you get everything you want, go to the shop yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You need to chill out

Come round to mine for some dinner.

It's liver and onions today

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'd like to know what happened to the liver?...."

You can guess once you know what happened to the man from Tesco and the tin of beans.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple  over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

well said

too many on here want to be spoon fed all the time and kick off if its not what they think they want at the time

we are now perfecting our mind reading skills

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"You need to chill out

Come round to mine for some dinner.

It's liver and onions today "

Er wheres my invite and I don;t like liver, but I can whip up a mean stir fry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need to chill out

Come round to mine for some dinner.

It's liver and onions today

Er wheres my invite and I don;t like liver, but I can whip up a mean stir fry"

A spaghetti hoop and liver stir fry

Yum !

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"You need to chill out

Come round to mine for some dinner.

It's liver and onions today

Er wheres my invite and I don;t like liver, but I can whip up a mean stir fry

A spaghetti hoop and liver stir fry

Yum !"

Now you're just being silly young man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need to chill out

Come round to mine for some dinner.

It's liver and onions today

Er wheres my invite and I don;t like liver, but I can whip up a mean stir fry

A spaghetti hoop and liver stir fry

Yum !

Now you're just being silly young man"

Moi ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think the mistake made was to send a man shopping. It's just not natural to us!

http://www.eatspraylove.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/menwomen_shoppingpaths.jpg

We see it as more of a strategy. If we get told to go and buy a tin of hoops we will literally go and buy a suitable tin of hoops. If no brand was specific then it's not our fault. If it's incorrect then the directions should've been more specific!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Adding to that and applying it to profiles. Women could be pro-active within their local area of guys. Instead of only responding(or not responding) to messages.

They could use that tab up there that says browse(probably the one collecting dust because they are always looking at inbox). Search for local guys. Block all that would be a definite no. Message or wink at those that would be of genuine interest. Check inbox for those winked/messaged responding.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

i blame thatcher..

the me me i want it now culture..

liver n onions is lush..

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Adding to that and applying it to profiles. Women could be pro-active within their local area of guys. Instead of only responding(or not responding) to messages.

They could use that tab up there that says browse(probably the one collecting dust because they are always looking at inbox). Search for local guys. Block all that would be a definite no. Message or wink at those that would be of genuine interest. Check inbox for those winked/messaged responding."

I do that all the time....... I need to fill in my time after pressing 'delete all' to the crap the Tesco guy brings.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd like to know what happened to the liver?...."

Had it with some fava beans and a nice chianti fffft fffft fffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Adding to that and applying it to profiles. Women could be pro-active within their local area of guys. Instead of only responding(or not responding) to messages.

They could use that tab up there that says browse(probably the one collecting dust because they are always looking at inbox). Search for local guys. Block all that would be a definite no. Message or wink at those that would be of genuine interest. Check inbox for those winked/messaged responding.

I do that all the time....... I need to fill in my time after pressing 'delete all' to the crap the Tesco guy brings."

Same here. Except the Tesco guy never visits. I love being invisible.

The Browse button is my friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You need to chill out

Come round to mine for some dinner.

It's liver and onions today

Er wheres my invite and I don;t like liver, but I can whip up a mean stir fry

A spaghetti hoop and liver stir fry

Yum !"

I have a lukewarm cheese n onion pasty, I'll bring that.

Put t'kettle on!

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