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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Post here if your undatable

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Just you it seems Wonko...

...Wait a minute, this is a post...

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’m in

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By *uietly_KinkyMan  over a year ago

High Wycombe

The women of the world seem to think I am.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *oy man 2Man  over a year ago

g

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In "

You know, if you're willing to compromise on your love of Marmite.....just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dating is overrated - just go for fuck and be easily forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me, evidently

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By *heMightySpud69Man  over a year ago

Milton keynes

Well, I wouldn't date me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Post here if your undatable "

Is that really for us to decide? I've often thought I'm done with dates etc, then I get a message that says otherwise

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs

Yep me down to a tee

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

Think I'm at the back of the queue of the undateables

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am unbearable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m a nightmare so I’m in

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"I am unbearable "

Likewise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *merald Eyes XWoman  over a year ago

Can you find me….

Yup

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I don't believe half of you should be here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan  over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’m very dateable.

No mortgage, no kids, car, no debt, not bad looking.

Unfortunately nobody actually wants me, so effectively I’m undateable. I’m fine with it.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

Is this seat mine

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By *edsmudgeMan  over a year ago

oxford

Lol me and my cats are just going to park ourselves here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yep, definitely me!

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm undateable.

Ah well!

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By *ustlooking900Man  over a year ago

Donegal

Finally a thread I'm good to post in!

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By *unCuriousHarryMan  over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire

Joining this que haha

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By *adyBugsWoman  over a year ago

cognito

I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah, that part of me is broken

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am a cheap date, ciders & a bag of nuts...

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By *l0nd1eWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire

This us definitely the place for me

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

I've always been told I'm not datable.....

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island

Ha, guess I fall under here then

Though that’s what being on the receiving end of Domestic abuse did to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes that's me

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Lol me and my cats are just going to park ourselves here"

How many cats?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Yup! I belong here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Iv no interest in being dated dates lead to caring caring lead to feeling feeling lead to being in love love leads to fear fear leads to anger... you get the picture

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im a member of this club

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Raises hand

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Lol me and my cats are just going to park ourselves here"

Also raises paws...

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By *issVanillaWoman  over a year ago

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I'm in..

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman  over a year ago

Sussex

[Removed by poster at 26/04/22 22:08:34]

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman  over a year ago

Sussex

I'll take a seat here too

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

There's some gorgeous ladies here. Anybody want to help me off the shelf? x

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

I like being an undatable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yup, had enough of being treated like garbage unfortunately. Plus haven't met a decent guy in 3 yrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Undateable yes, unfuckable, far from it...

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Post here if your undatable "

Yep, being a jaffa cake lover puts me at a disadvantage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't say undateable, definitely hard work and a drama llama. I will exhaust you physically and mentally before forgetting that I was in a relationship with you

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"Post here if your undatable

Yep, being a jaffa cake lover puts me at a disadvantage "

I’ve demolished 2 boxes of Jaffa cakes tonight….. have you tried the lemon and lime ones. So nice!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Post here if your undatable

Yep, being a jaffa cake lover puts me at a disadvantage "

I like jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happy single here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sometimes Undatable.

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Post here if your undatable

Yep, being a jaffa cake lover puts me at a disadvantage

I’ve demolished 2 boxes of Jaffa cakes tonight….. have you tried the lemon and lime ones. So nice!"

Rumour on the Forums is that M&S ones are the best ... might need to double check

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By *onkeynutWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Yup, I’m here

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"Post here if your undatable

Yep, being a jaffa cake lover puts me at a disadvantage

I’ve demolished 2 boxes of Jaffa cakes tonight….. have you tried the lemon and lime ones. So nice!

Rumour on the Forums is that M&S ones are the best ... might need to double check "

Oh yes! They are good too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this seat mine "

Oi! That's my face

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By *mp411Man  over a year ago

chester


"Definitely!"

Come on how are you undateable? You'd make aphrodite jealous

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By *lexV16Man  over a year ago

Welling

I am in.

Unbearable and I undateable (according to my definition). No sex on the first date. Won’ allow to share or pay for dinner, need more connection and spark to move ot further.

Yet getting lots winks and you are hot massages… Yeah… I know… stop treating me as a piece of meat

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By *edsmudgeMan  over a year ago

oxford


"Lol me and my cats are just going to park ourselves here

How many cats?"

Two bombays and a short red

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By *mefc5491Woman  over a year ago

West London


"Iv no interest in being dated dates lead to caring caring lead to feeling feeling lead to being in love love leads to fear fear leads to anger... you get the picture"

It's the inevitable

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By *iger4uWoman  over a year ago

In my happy place

Undateable yep

Fuckable.. Absolutely.

Its the date part I need...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Undateable yep

Fuckable.. Absolutely.

Its the date part I need... "

I'll make an exception

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *exysoul888TV/TS  over a year ago

Newcastle

Not sure about undateable, but I've not had one in a few years, so I guess I qualify!

Do club meets class a "date"??!

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By *lexV16Man  over a year ago

Welling


"Not sure about undateable, but I've not had one in a few years, so I guess I qualify!

Do club meets class a "date"??!"

No, club meets are not dates

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By *exysoul888TV/TS  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Not sure about undateable, but I've not had one in a few years, so I guess I qualify!

Do club meets class a "date"??!

No, club meets are not dates "

Ah, I thought so! Although they sometimes involve candles (wax)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yup I'm in. They didn't just break the mould when they made me, it was obliterated!

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By *elisandre300Woman  over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

Undateable for the last 7 years

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By *lexV16Man  over a year ago

Welling


"Not sure about undateable, but I've not had one in a few years, so I guess I qualify!

Do club meets class a "date"??!

No, club meets are not dates

Ah, I thought so! Although they sometimes involve candles (wax) "

Yeah, candles (wax) are essential, otherwise it’s not a date, Even if it’s Killing Eve season 4 with bottle of Rose

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By *yronutMan  over a year ago

St Austell

Not a hope in hell!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Probably me

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By *icole 123Woman  over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

I certainly am

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently

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By *rooperRedMan  over a year ago

Littlehampton

Well, first dateable. Second dateable., no.

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By *host63Man  over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I am beginning to think I may well be.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Iv no interest in being dated dates lead to caring caring lead to feeling feeling lead to being in love love leads to fear fear leads to anger... you get the picture

It's the inevitable "

you aint wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me !!!

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By *host63Man  over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I woukd date you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Iv no interest in being dated dates lead to caring caring lead to feeling feeling lead to being in love love leads to fear fear leads to anger... you get the picture

It's the inevitable you aint wrong"

Sounded like a speech from Yoda.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Finally I’ve found a thread to call home

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

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Joining the club

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By *intsizedpocketrocketsCouple  over a year ago

Stafford

Sad state of the world if your all here! You all look lovley!

There's someone out there for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sad state of the world if your all here! You all look lovley!

There's someone out there for everyone "

sadly thats true

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Joining the club "

I hate to be *that* guy (someone has to), but don't go over to the dark-side, Kinky. Just tell me where you want to go on our first date?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

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"Joining the club

I hate to be *that* guy (someone has to), but don't go over to the dark-side, Kinky. Just tell me where you want to go on our first date? "

Ooh I’ll message you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We should arrange an undatable speed date social and see who is the worthy of the fabs most undatable title

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We should arrange an undatable speed date social and see who is the worthy of the fabs most undatable title "

Meeeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We should arrange an undatable speed date social and see who is the worthy of the fabs most undatable title "

‘Doesn’t’ sound hot. I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in… just had this discussion with someone

There is a difference between undateable and thinking you’re undateable

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

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I haven’t had a date in 9 years.

Been messed about a lot.

Been led to believe I’m only good for a shag, doesn’t feel good

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Can someone define undatable?

I mean, looking at some of the ladies in here, i'd love to take for tea & cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Completely undatable me, I’m to much of a t**t haha

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Joining the club

I hate to be *that* guy (someone has to), but don't go over to the dark-side, Kinky. Just tell me where you want to go on our first date?

Ooh I’ll message you "

Waiting by inbox!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I haven’t had a date in 9 years.

Been messed about a lot.

Been led to believe I’m only good for a shag, doesn’t feel good "

you are worth far more than that. I may have to ban you from the thread for being to good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I haven’t had a date in 9 years.

Been messed about a lot.

Been led to believe I’m only good for a shag, doesn’t feel good "

That’s an absolutely shite feeling to feel

You should never feel anything but amazing and feel that for you and you only.

Anyone else who adds to that then that would be a beautiful feeling.

But anyone who doesn’t add to you in any other way than that doesn’t deserve your time or space.

Or at least that’s how I find it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Completely undatable me, I’m to much of a t**t haha"

Bull. You're flipping awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Completely undatable me, I’m to much of a t**t haha

Bull. You're flipping awesome."

Bull yourself….I’m a grade a t**t

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Completely undatable me, I’m to much of a t**t haha

Bull. You're flipping awesome.

Bull yourself….I’m a grade a t**t "

Yes. You are. But what I said still stands. Twat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It appears others think I am so yes, undateable here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Completely undatable me, I’m to much of a t**t haha

Bull. You're flipping awesome.

Bull yourself….I’m a grade a t**t

Yes. You are. But what I said still stands. Twat "

Yep…. A Twat non the less haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Completely undatable me, I’m to much of a t**t haha

Bull. You're flipping awesome.

Bull yourself….I’m a grade a t**t

Yes. You are. But what I said still stands. Twat

Yep…. A Twat non the less haha"

I still love you

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Can someone define undatable?

I mean, looking at some of the ladies in here, i'd love to take for tea & cake "

Or a jammie dodger

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By *not123Couple  over a year ago

sp1

Yep undateable

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