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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Dear all,
Just to let you know I am placing a temporary forum ban on Ryan as he never finished his burger last night.
I have confiscated his flag until this evening.
Love Marjorie x
(Ryan's mum)
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Dear all,
Just to let you know I am placing a temporary forum ban on Ryan as he never finished his burger last night.
I have confiscated his flag until this evening.
Love Marjorie x
(Ryan's mum)
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dear Marjorie as a Mother myself i do understand where you are coming from,better to nip these things in the bud,just a thought have you tried him on other foods KFC or Pizza,perhaps hes getting fed up of burgers,you can have too much of a good thing,failing that how about a good clip round the ear
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Marjorie, please tell Ryan that he has a bloody cheek accusing me of posting "look at me" threads. 
Well done for imposing some discipline on the young scallywag. I'd suggest a sound spanking too, just to be sure. I'm sure you know the old adage about sparing the rod and spoiling the child. |
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By *arsesCouple
over a year ago
15 mins south of Gatwick |
Dear Marjorie,
Well done for showing this young man that he will never be too old to go over your knee, etc.
I also think that he needs to be taken firmly in hand, and offer my assistance should he prove to be more than a handful for you.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Dear Marjorie,
far be it from me to question your parenting skills but I'm going to.
Your little prince is obviously ill. He would never leave any burger if he was feeling well. He may also be traumatised by recent news that his best mate, Colin, may have been shoved up an arse.
Put him in his onesie and make him egg and chips with lots of bread and butter on the side until he is able to manage burgers again.
Yours, in all sincerity,
LicketySplits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pfftttt the tthings some people with do to hide a "look at me" "fab my pics" thread
Could he be any more transparent??
And trying to put blame on his mother !!  "
Disgraceful, the lenghs some people will go to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What did I miss? Ryan been showing of his winky?
Ya didn't miss much Fmuma, honest
See what I mean !
I can get abused in the street. I don't need to come in here for it :-d"
And yet you still do..........you love the attention you tart! |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"ryan .. stick it in me gob pet and hide it till the heat dies down ! "
Ooh ya got me hopping like mr magoo lol
I'm leaving this thread now before it turns into gratuitous attention seeking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"too late..............wonder how many 'looked at me' hits you've had since you dangled your dingle for all in sundry to see!?
78 lol"
pmsl.........such a tarty exhibitionist!! How many were fellas? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"too late..............wonder how many 'looked at me' hits you've had since you dangled your dingle for all in sundry to see!?
78 lol
pmsl.........such a tarty exhibitionist!! How many were fellas? "
76. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I missed it 
Was it worth it ladies 
Where's M gone? Was Ryan's revelation too much for him? "
M is hiding haha
I created this profile for forum posting only, as you will see
Many others of course can't and not got the message lol
Other main a/c is still there, just temporarily hidden while we are busy etc in real life and so taking a wee break.
If M posts he will post on our main a/c to save confusion
Now back to what I missed? It can't have been that good I think...as no one seems to have fainted Ryan!! |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I missed it
Was it worth it ladies
Don't you start. Im off to buy a pump today
We'll all club together and buy you the generator to go with it! "
It's only for the front tyre on mums bike. I wont need a generator |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I missed it
Was it worth it ladies
Where's M gone? Was Ryan's revelation too much for him?
M is hiding haha
I created this profile for forum posting only, as you will see
Many others of course can't and not got the message lol
Other main a/c is still there, just temporarily hidden while we are busy etc in real life and so taking a wee break.
If M posts he will post on our main a/c to save confusion
Now back to what I missed? It can't have been that good I think...as no one seems to have fainted Ryan!!"
It was diddy and no matter what I tried I couldn't make it any bigger. |
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I have recovered my flag so you can all stop taking the piss now 
