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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm here posh! Worry no more! I have raided the local sheep farm and stolen the shears and a muscley farm hand to operate them.
Just lay on your back, spread those legs and enjoy!   
Cherry x"
You have the best ideas  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sounds good
So candle light bath some music bath bombs
Shave your legs then kiss form head to toe
I am down ha ha "
This sounds nicer than Hippy's sander... |
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over a year ago
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"Sounds good
So candle light bath some music bath bombs
Shave your legs then kiss form head to toe
I am down ha ha
This sounds nicer than Hippy's sander..."
Ha ha i am all about sweeping people off they feet and leaveing them breath taken by my marvellous wonderful ways |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.
Would someone come do it for me please
Have you ever waxed them or prefer the shave "
I've had them waxed... I tried home waxing once but it turns out I don't have those skills  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sounds good
So candle light bath some music bath bombs
Shave your legs then kiss form head to toe
I am down ha ha
This sounds nicer than Hippy's sander...
Ha ha i am all about sweeping people off they feet and leaveing them breath taken by my marvellous wonderful ways "
HIPPY!!
Take notes from Nat!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds good
So candle light bath some music bath bombs
Shave your legs then kiss form head to toe
I am down ha ha
This sounds nicer than Hippy's sander...
Ha ha i am all about sweeping people off they feet and leaveing them breath taken by my marvellous wonderful ways
HIPPY!!
Take notes from Nat!!"
Ha ha thanks |
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.
Would someone come do it for me please
Have you ever waxed them or prefer the shave
I've had them waxed... I tried home waxing once but it turns out I don't have those skills "
Can veet be used on legs to the cream is it affective and how long would it last? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.
Would someone come do it for me please
Have you ever waxed them or prefer the shave
I've had them waxed... I tried home waxing once but it turns out I don't have those skills
Can veet be used on legs to the cream is it affective and how long would it last?"
Doesn't work on mine... I think I still have chemical burns from the last time i tried it  |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury… 
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't..."
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both? |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both? "
*wine even |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both? "
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both? "
Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up"
Ooh. This could work Dee! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that 
Did she do you?
Hell no 
Can I do you
Will you leave my skin on 
Oh... I didn't mean waxing
Ohhhh anytime "
But after the legs have been de-yetified, right? |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up
Ooh. This could work Dee!"
Perfect - I’d like a ride on Gatsby’s tractor too xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up
Ooh. This could work Dee!
Perfect - I’d like a ride on Gatsby’s tractor too xx"
G! You're required gorgeous! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file. "
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help! |
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing..."
I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.
I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.
I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy. "
Perfect!
Dancer... we have a waxer, a pourer and someone to ride on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that
Did she do you?
Hell no
Can I do you
Will you leave my skin on
Oh... I didn't mean waxing
Ohhhh anytime
But after the legs have been de-yetified, right?"
I’m like Bear Grylls in the jungle |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.
I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy.
Perfect!
Dancer... we have a waxer, a pourer and someone to ride on "
Marvellous- love it when a plan comes together |
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.
I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy.
Perfect!
Dancer... we have a waxer, a pourer and someone to ride on "
I'm content with that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing..."
I'd love someone to shave my everything. Sounds wonderful. I haven't had my legs done but it's very nice having another part shaved. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that
Did she do you?
Hell no
Can I do you
Will you leave my skin on
Oh... I didn't mean waxing
Ohhhh anytime
But after the legs have been de-yetified, right?
I’m like Bear Grylls in the jungle "
Oooooft.
I'll leave the door on the latch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up
Ooh. This could work Dee!
Perfect - I’d like a ride on Gatsby’s tractor too xx"
Not making any promises about getting you that but I will see what I can do |
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I'd love someone to shave my everything. Sounds wonderful. I haven't had my legs done but it's very nice having another part shaved. "
genuinely it's one of the best things my wife and I do. It's hot and intimate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I'd love someone to shave my everything. Sounds wonderful. I haven't had my legs done but it's very nice having another part shaved. genuinely it's one of the best things my wife and I do. It's hot and intimate. "
I shall add it to my criteria |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.
I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy.
Perfect!
Dancer... we have a waxer, a pourer and someone to ride on
I'm content with that "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I'd love someone to shave my everything. Sounds wonderful. I haven't had my legs done but it's very nice having another part shaved. "
I've never had anyone shave any part of me.
Except an ill advised time with my head in my teens |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"T can do them after he does my bum hole
J x
Aww... T will be so pleased!
He loves it when I volunteer him for jobs "
Well... it's in the marriage small print after all |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.
Would someone come do it for me please
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Is this appropriate behaviour from our new MÅYÖR? 
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Yes. Delegation is importanant |
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.
Would someone come do it for me please
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Is this appropriate behaviour from our new MÅYÖR?
Yes. Delegation is importanant"
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You have to be in possession of a Tiara to Delhi Gate. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.
Would someone come do it for me please
•
Is this appropriate behaviour from our new MÅYÖR?
Yes. Delegation is importanant
•
You have to be in possession of a Tiara to Delhi Gate."
I do actually have one. Is purty |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"[leg hair Removed by poster at 25/04/22 15:56:53]
Wow... that was speedy!
I’ve had this said to me before "
I take it as a compliment... the first time |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"T can do them after he does my bum hole
J x
That's the top of the leg.
To be fair... I was counting it and the fandango in the request
You had me at hello"
Hello
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!"
Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!
Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool. "
This is what I'm trying to do! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can't you just use a blowtorch?
To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x"
Team work makes the dream work!
And I think you two could do me effectively. |
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch?
To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x"
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can't you just use a blowtorch?
To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though "
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this... |
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch?
To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this..."
You want help or not?  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can't you just use a blowtorch?
To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not? "
I really do!
I can take it |
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch?
To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not?
I really do!
I can take it "
Grab that can of Africa cherry |
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch?
To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not? "
It will only sting a little then we'll start on your legs
Cherry x |
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch?
To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not?
I really do!
I can take it
Grab that can of Africa cherry "
This is all Africa scent is good for  |
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch?
To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not?
I really do!
I can take it
Grab that can of Africa cherry
This is all Africa scent is good for "
I agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.
Would someone come do it for me please
Have tweezers will travel
Sadist!
Thats the word i was thinking off lol"
There's several sadists on this thread! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can't you just use a blowtorch?
To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not?
I really do!
I can take it
Grab that can of Africa cherry
This is all Africa scent is good for
I agree "
I also agree
The burnt hair and flesh smell will mask it |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Thank heavens (and my voting mechanisms) that we've got Jím as Deputy Mayor, seeing that after two hours what's-her-face is still grooming her legs and quinny!  "
Oi! I'm not grooming! |
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch?
To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not?
I really do!
I can take it
Grab that can of Africa cherry
This is all Africa scent is good for
I agree
I also agree
The burnt hair and flesh smell will mask it "
Mmm delightful |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner."
You're back! Missed your wiseness |
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"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner.
You're back! Missed your wiseness"
Only for a diddy bit. Feel like a square peg in a round hole. |
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"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner.
You're back! Missed your wiseness
Only for a diddy bit. Feel like a square peg in a round hole."
No you're a round one in a square hole, still slides in |
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"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.
I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
Me and cherry can do you after posh"
I see a business opportunity here PD
Imagine the board meetings....
Cherry x |
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"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.
I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
Me and cherry can do you after posh
I see a business opportunity here PD
Imagine the board meetings....
Cherry x"
They would be epic, especially if you're wearing those chains |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner.
You're back! Missed your wiseness
Only for a diddy bit. Feel like a square peg in a round hole."
You're not square. You're star shaped  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.
I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
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Exactly! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.
I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
Me and cherry can do you after posh
I see a business opportunity here PD
Imagine the board meetings....
Cherry x"
I'll take minutes |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.
Would someone come do it for me please
Have tweezers will travel
Come on then... I dare you
Send me an address, I’m free this weekend "
You have no idea how tempting that is... |
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"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.
I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
Me and cherry can do you after posh
I see a business opportunity here PD
Imagine the board meetings....
Cherry x
I'll take minutes "
I'll take you all!!
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Jo.Xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.
I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
Me and cherry can do you after posh
I see a business opportunity here PD
Imagine the board meetings....
Cherry x
I'll take minutes
I'll take you all!!
.
Jo.Xx "
I'm in |
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"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.
I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
Me and cherry can do you after posh
I see a business opportunity here PD
Imagine the board meetings....
Cherry x
I'll take minutes
I'll take you all!!
.
Jo.Xx "
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!
Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.
This is what I'm trying to do!"
Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!
Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.
This is what I'm trying to do!
Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav. "
Erm... there's a 4 in it I think... |
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"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!
Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.
This is what I'm trying to do!
Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav.
Erm... there's a 4 in it I think..."
I will bring a razor to the next social to do them for you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!
Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.
This is what I'm trying to do!
Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav.
Erm... there's a 4 in it I think...
I will bring a razor to the next social to do them for you"
AUGUST?
I won't be able to move my legs by then... they'll be a tangled mess. |
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"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!
Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.
This is what I'm trying to do!
Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav.
Erm... there's a 4 in it I think...
I will bring a razor to the next social to do them for you
AUGUST?
I won't be able to move my legs by then... they'll be a tangled mess."
Sounds like it would be fun trying |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I will shave them with my finest razor.
I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so."
Yes please LBC.
Just remove it all. All the hair.
I wish to be smooth like dolphin please |
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over a year ago
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"I will shave them with my finest razor.
I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so.
Yes please LBC.
Just remove it all. All the hair.
I wish to be smooth like dolphin please "
That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin". |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I will shave them with my finest razor.
I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so.
Yes please LBC.
Just remove it all. All the hair.
I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin". "
I use it often...
You're so welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will shave them with my finest razor.
I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so.
Yes please LBC.
Just remove it all. All the hair.
I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin".
I use it often...
You're so welcome "
It will make me smile as I go through my (rather stressful) day |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I will shave them with my finest razor.
I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so.
Yes please LBC.
Just remove it all. All the hair.
I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin".
I use it often...
You're so welcome
It will make me smile as I go through my (rather stressful) day "
Awww! My flange made someone smile today!
(Yeah, it is stretching the facts slightly.... but I'm going there) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will shave them with my finest razor.
I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so.
Yes please LBC.
Just remove it all. All the hair.
I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin".
I use it often...
You're so welcome
It will make me smile as I go through my (rather stressful) day
Awww! My flange made someone smile today!
(Yeah, it is stretching the facts slightly.... but I'm going there)"
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
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...but what's the porpoise?"
Oh baby... if you don't know that by now...
(Yes, I'm ignoring the porpoise joke to go for pervy effect ) |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
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...but what's the porpoise?
She wants you to Flipper over
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What a fin-tastic suggestion!"
You know I'm more blue whale than porpoise or dolphin... right? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.
Would someone come do it for me please I'm pretty handy with power tools Posh,
I actually have a bladed whacker in the shed,, do you trust me enough.. "
Absolutely. You have a vestest interest in keeping my legs in one piece after all... they will feel better round your waist and over your shoulders then |
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