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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

People who call bread rolls “breadcakes” or, even worse, “Barm cakes” are all definitely wrong ‘uns.

And cream FIRST on a scone? (that’s pronounced “scone” by the way, not “scone”) .. definitely deviants.

C’mon Fabsters. Tell us all some more of your uncomfortable truths. It’ll hurt some people, but they need to hear it as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jaffa cakes are rank.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘Breadcakes’ father God, there’s blood in my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tea and coffee should be taken black. Milk doesn’t belong anywhere near either them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Potato cake it's not a fucking cake it's gross!! It's potato where is the nice stuff you get in a cake??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But the cream is like the butter... Would you put jam first on your toast?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Water on the toothbrush THEN toothpaste then water again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tea cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But the cream is like the butter... Would you put jam first on your toast? "

Turn it upside down.

Sorted!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Anti aging cream does not alter the date on your birth certificate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anti aging cream does not alter the date on your birth certificate."

.

I don’t know who needed to hear this today but I’m glad you said it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please wash your legs and moisturise your entire body.

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By *LiamMan  over a year ago

Midlands

The way people from sheffield say water

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The use of the word genre to describe a type or style of music is pretentious and ridiculous it needs to be banned and people using it need to be avoided

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Jaffa cake is a cake NOT a biscuit

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman  over a year ago

Markfield

I refer to this site as “fab” but some people write or say “fabs” and for some reason I find it really annoying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Manchester and Newcastle people are not friendly despite image portrayed in soaps and Bella magazine type media

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By *LiamMan  over a year ago

Midlands

The word debauchery

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gif or gif?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who call bread rolls “breadcakes” or, even worse, “Barm cakes” are all definitely wrong ‘uns.

And cream FIRST on a scone? (that’s pronounced “scone” by the way, not “scone”) .. definitely deviants.

C’mon Fabsters. Tell us all some more of your uncomfortable truths. It’ll hurt some people, but they need to hear it as it is.

"

I put cream on first, on my scone

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My truth is that I don't have the energy for any of this shit. There's so many more important things. Call it what you call it, as long as we understand each other, fine.

Eat what you like, how you like, idgaf.

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By *uffsandCropsCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"People who call bread rolls “breadcakes” or, even worse, “Barm cakes” are all definitely wrong ‘uns.

And cream FIRST on a scone? (that’s pronounced “scone” by the way, not “scone”) .. definitely deviants.

C’mon Fabsters. Tell us all some more of your uncomfortable truths. It’ll hurt some people, but they need to hear it as it is.

"

Unfortunately when 'Barmcake' is on the wrapping, you can't disagree. Yeah it's a bun, roll, bap whatever but when it's a large roll up north, it's a Barmcake. Simples

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"The use of the word genre to describe a type or style of music is pretentious and ridiculous it needs to be banned and people using it need to be avoided "

also include the word "iconic" in that whey used to describe any music described by radio presenters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My truth is that I don't have the energy for any of this shit. There's so many more important things. Call it what you call it, as long as we understand each other, fine.

Eat what you like, how you like, idgaf."

Swing calls them Breadcakes

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"My truth is that I don't have the energy for any of this shit. There's so many more important things. Call it what you call it, as long as we understand each other, fine.

Eat what you like, how you like, idgaf.

Swing calls them Breadcakes "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My truth is that I don't have the energy for any of this shit. There's so many more important things. Call it what you call it, as long as we understand each other, fine.

Eat what you like, how you like, idgaf."

Yeah, but “Barm cakes”!?! Come on!!

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Gif or gif? "

Either way it's the gif that keeps on giving.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gif or gif?

Either way it's the gif that keeps on giving."

I knew you’d say it right

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours

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By *hesexpeopleCouple  over a year ago

s wales

What is a breadcake?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"My truth is that I don't have the energy for any of this shit. There's so many more important things. Call it what you call it, as long as we understand each other, fine.

Eat what you like, how you like, idgaf.

Yeah, but “Barm cakes”!?! Come on!! "

*shrug*

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"My truth is that I don't have the energy for any of this shit. There's so many more important things. Call it what you call it, as long as we understand each other, fine.

Eat what you like, how you like, idgaf."

I seem to have an ever-increasing predilection for her irreverence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is a breadcake? "

It’s a barm cake. Hope that helps.

(It’s a bread roll, according to wrong ‘uns)

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By *hesexpeopleCouple  over a year ago

s wales


"What is a breadcake?

It’s a barm cake. Hope that helps.

(It’s a bread roll, according to wrong ‘uns)"

Oh it’s just a bap? Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who call bread rolls “breadcakes” or, even worse, “Barm cakes” are all definitely wrong ‘uns.

And cream FIRST on a scone? (that’s pronounced “scone” by the way, not “scone”) .. definitely deviants.

C’mon Fabsters. Tell us all some more of your uncomfortable truths. It’ll hurt some people, but they need to hear it as it is.

I put cream on first, on my scone "

I was going to invite you for afternoon tea but I can see it will never work out now.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

I COULDN'T care less!

Not, I could care less...

Psychopaths.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I COULDN'T care less!

Not, I could care less...

Psychopaths. "

I wish I could care less about this but I agree, I care enough for it to irk me.

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By *kaythen07Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

'I don't eat meat im a vegetarian' 'I'll have the salmon'............ your only lying to your-self

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello Berks . Where have you been

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"'I don't eat meat im a vegetarian' 'I'll have the salmon'............ your only lying to your-self"

Yes!! pescatarians living under the label of vegetarians are the worst.

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By *.L.0460.Woman  over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"People who call bread rolls “breadcakes” or, even worse, “Barm cakes” are all definitely wrong ‘uns.

And cream FIRST on a scone? (that’s pronounced “scone” by the way, not “scone”) .. definitely deviants.

C’mon Fabsters. Tell us all some more of your uncomfortable truths. It’ll hurt some people, but they need to hear it as it is.

"

People who flush the toilet in the middle of the night should be arrested

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is a breadcake?

It’s a barm cake. Hope that helps.

(It’s a bread roll, according to wrong ‘uns)

Oh it’s just a bap? Thank you! "

Baps are acceptable you get a pass!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello Berks . Where have you been "

Oh a little bit here, a little bit there, you know!

How’s my Cheeky friend? You know I do have another thread going, although it’s dropping down the pages like a stone, requesting gratuitous nudity to my inbox. You know, just sayin’, in case you’re interested …

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Tea is horrible

Marmite is awful

Gravy is overrated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anti aging cream does not alter the date on your birth certificate.

.

I don’t know who needed to hear this today but I’m glad you said it"

Me.

I needed to hear it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who call bread rolls “breadcakes” or, even worse, “Barm cakes” are all definitely wrong ‘uns.

And cream FIRST on a scone? (that’s pronounced “scone” by the way, not “scone”) .. definitely deviants.

C’mon Fabsters. Tell us all some more of your uncomfortable truths. It’ll hurt some people, but they need to hear it as it is.

People who flush the toilet in the middle of the night should be arrested "

All of my children curse them!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tea is horrible

Marmite is awful

Gravy is overrated

"

2 out of 3 ain’t bad. Not having the tea one though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only time any form of bread should be called a cake is if it is a stottie.

If you don’t know what a stottie is then I feel sorry for you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cake is overrated and used way too much as a substitute on here. Get a cock round ya lips love, that's why we are all here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your kids aren’t cute. They all look like Chucky dolls

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your kids aren’t cute. They all look like Chucky dolls "

Amen to this. And honestly, NOBODY else gives a shit about all the pics of your kids you incessantly post on Fakebook, other than perhaps direct close relatives. Who you can text them to anyway.

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By *ollycouple71Couple  over a year ago

manchester


"Cake is overrated and used way too much as a substitute on here. Get a cock round ya lips love, that's why we are all here "
x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your kids aren’t cute. They all look like Chucky dolls

Amen to this. And honestly, NOBODY else gives a shit about all the pics of your kids you incessantly post on Fakebook, other than perhaps direct close relatives. Who you can text them to anyway. "

I’ve got kids myself. I only post pictures from memorable events, holidays or days out.

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman  over a year ago

Sussex


"I COULDN'T care less!

Not, I could care less...

Psychopaths. "

I hate this. I can't believe people get it so wrong.

And asked instead of arsed.

And why people put gravy on lovely crispy roast potatoes which makes them go soggy I will NEVER understand

This thread is making my eye twitch to be honest

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By *lderflowerappleWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke

Think I might be committing a cardinal sin here... but pineapple on pizza. Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"‘Breadcakes’ father God, there’s blood in my eyes. "

That’s what we call them in Sheffield

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think I might be committing a cardinal sin here... but pineapple on pizza. Yes please! "

You disgust me

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman  over a year ago

Sussex


"Think I might be committing a cardinal sin here... but pineapple on pizza. Yes please! "

I'm with you on this. Love pineapple on pizza

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Think I might be committing a cardinal sin here... but pineapple on pizza. Yes please! "

Figs and goat's cheese

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By *ysticmykeyMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"The way people from sheffield say water"

What's wrong wi' wa'ter?

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Tea is most gratifying.

Marmite is more-ish.

Gravy is groovy.

But cinnamon is Heåven †

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By *lderflowerappleWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Think I might be committing a cardinal sin here... but pineapple on pizza. Yes please!

Figs and goat's cheese"

Oooh that's proper posh!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stop spooning spoons in the flipping dishwasher!

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Red Bull smells like vom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who call bread rolls “breadcakes” or, even worse, “Barm cakes” are all definitely wrong ‘uns.

And cream FIRST on a scone? (that’s pronounced “scone” by the way, not “scone”) .. definitely deviants.

C’mon Fabsters. Tell us all some more of your uncomfortable truths. It’ll hurt some people, but they need to hear it as it is.

"

No no no, jam first!

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

You forgot the tea and dinner debate

And what about the olives with drinks. I could not do without.

Also mash with your roast dinner. Should you or should you not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Those cheap footballs are called penny floaters. Anything else is ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"People who call bread rolls “breadcakes” or, even worse, “Barm cakes” are all definitely wrong ‘uns.

And cream FIRST on a scone? (that’s pronounced “scone” by the way, not “scone”) .. definitely deviants.

C’mon Fabsters. Tell us all some more of your uncomfortable truths. It’ll hurt some people, but they need to hear it as it is.

No no no, jam first! "

correct! Here’s a lady who knows her stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not all people who come ftom London are Cockneys

Shock horror for the northerners but there you go!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth…

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"The way people from sheffield say water"

I'm going to have to Google that.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading


"Tea and coffee should be taken black. Milk doesn’t belong anywhere near either them. "

Nuhuh both white and sweet

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Tea is a drink, not a meal.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Not all people who come ftom London are Cockneys

Shock horror for the northerners but there you go!!!"

People think all Eastenders are Cockney and talk with a Cockney accent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The use of the word genre to describe a type or style of music is pretentious and ridiculous it needs to be banned and people using it need to be avoided

also include the word "iconic" in that whey used to describe any music described by radio presenters"

Or ‘Legend’ applied to football players

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By *merald Eyes XWoman  over a year ago

Can you find me….

Jam first then cream….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jam first then cream…. "

That's totally wrong!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jam first then cream….

That's totally wrong!!!"

Ummm nope it’s definitely jam then cream J x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jam first then cream….

That's totally wrong!!!

Ummm nope it’s definitely jam then cream J x "

In Australia maybe ...

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Jam first then cream….

That's totally wrong!!!

Ummm nope it’s definitely jam then cream J x

In Australia maybe ... "

To my knowledge Australians are agnostic on this issue

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Scones, jam, marmite, cream!

OK maybe not the cream but the rest belong in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Those cheap footballs are called penny floaters. Anything else is ridiculous."

Fly aways.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tea and coffee should be taken black. Milk doesn’t belong anywhere near either them.

Nuhuh both white and sweet"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jam first then cream….

That's totally wrong!!!

Ummm nope it’s definitely jam then cream J x

In Australia maybe ...

To my knowledge Australians are agnostic on this issue "

Is that because they have ab-scone-ded

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Those cheap footballs are called penny floaters. Anything else is ridiculous.

Fly aways. "

Incorrect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jam first then cream…. "

^ this is a wise woman. Correct

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Those cheap footballs are called penny floaters. Anything else is ridiculous.

Fly aways. "

True story

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