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 . This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.
Hello! Cowabunga  tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?  Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls  and pervy night flamingos . Talk about absolutely anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.
Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface  | |||
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"I'm saying hello to RêdV. She's the ultimate ulti-Mate." Aw, you  x | |||
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"Nero has always been s bit premature, Jim...... "• Ahem! Not a "bit", but "a lot"! | |||
"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go!" I need a nocturnal wee too. Have you been imbibing the Cola again? | |||
"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go! I need a nocturnal wee too. Have you been imbibing the Cola again? " Hey up kinky x | |||
"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go!" He's gonna need a bigger bladder ^ | |||
"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go! I need a nocturnal wee too. Have you been imbibing the Cola again? Hey up kinky x" Howdy, neighbour! Please excuse me for a moment.... | |||
"Nero, you're ¹st. Nice ¹!" • Thank you Jím. You're such a good citizen. | |||
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"Nero has always been s bit premature, Jim...... "*nods* | |||
"In again "Yeah! | |||
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. How is everyone tonight?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spud. My bladder is empty. But, how are you? | |||
"I'm going downstairs to annoy Preston & Omar "Twonk. | |||
"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go! I need a nocturnal wee too. Have you been imbibing the Cola again? " ² colas ¹ mocha. | |||
"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go! He's gonna need a bigger bladder ^" | |||
"Nero, you're ¹st. Nice ¹! • Thank you Jím. You're such a good citizen. "Ayyyyy. | |||
"Howdy ya'll" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. When did you last drill? | |||
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. How is everyone tonight? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spud. My bladder is empty. But, how are you?" That sit down sorted you for a bit then? I'm alright, ta! | |||
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"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go! I need a nocturnal wee too. Have you been imbibing the Cola again? ² colas ¹ mocha." ³ lots of caffeine. That's the issue | |||
"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. When did you last drill?" its been awhile, | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. How is everyone tonight? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spud. My bladder is empty. But, how are you? That sit down sorted you for a bit then? I'm alright, ta!" Oh yeah. That'll do. | |||
"Right I'm off to bed Jimothy et al. Be good xx" Na night. x | |||
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"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go! I need a nocturnal wee too. Have you been imbibing the Cola again? ² colas ¹ mocha. ³ lots of caffeine. That's the issue "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. | |||
"I'm going to retire to my boudoir for the night, folks. Buenas noches!" Na night. x | |||
"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. When did you last drill? its been awhile, " *nods* | |||
"Hey Jim how's tricks " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. I'm bobbing along. How are things with you? | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. When did you last drill? its been awhile, *nods*" screw? The other day had to tighten up the front door knob | |||
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"Howdy and going well "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Rowdy. Have you ever driven an Audi? | |||
"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. When did you last drill? its been awhile, *nods* screw? The other day had to tighten up the front door knob" How did that go? | |||
"Hello hello hello, now what have we here then!? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ribble. Welcome, welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. We have here anything you want it to be. Smileyface | |||
"Hey Jim how's tricks Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. I'm bobbing along. How are things with you?" Good keeping busy | |||
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"Hey Jim how's tricks Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. I'm bobbing along. How are things with you? Good keeping busy " Eager beaver. | |||
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.  | |||
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"On this day 1961 John F. Kennedy accepted "sole responsibility" for the Bay of Pigs." You mean it was not Magneto and professor Xavier I was so sure it was and historical accurate film as well. X | |||
"On this day 1961 John F. Kennedy accepted "sole responsibility" for the Bay of Pigs. You mean it was not Magneto and professor Xavier I was so sure it was and historical accurate film as well. X" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Delight and the Plumber. I don't think Magneto played any part whatsoever in the Bag of Pigs. x | |||
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"On this day 1961 John F. Kennedy accepted "sole responsibility" for the Bay of Pigs. You mean it was not Magneto and professor Xavier I was so sure it was and historical accurate film as well. X Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Delight and the Plumber. I don't think Magneto played any part whatsoever in the Bag of Pigs. x" Are you tell me X-Men: First Class is not real???? | |||
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"On this day 1961 John F. Kennedy accepted "sole responsibility" for the Bay of Pigs. You mean it was not Magneto and professor Xavier I was so sure it was and historical accurate film as well. X Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Delight and the Plumber. I don't think Magneto played any part whatsoever in the Bag of Pigs. x Are you tell me X-Men: First Class is not real???? " Maggy is real, I know him. | |||
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"I'm going downstairs to annoy Preston & Omar
Twonk."Oi, it's Mr Twonk to you young man
Anyway, mission accomplished, I'm back upstairs now, do I get a Gold Star?  | |||
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"I'm going downstairs to annoy Preston & Omar
Twonk.
Oi, it's Mr Twonk to you young man
Anyway, mission accomplished, I'm back upstairs now, do I get a Gold Star? "You'll get a gold star if you read the post above, Mr Twonk. | |||
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"Ok Jim do we need to do an intervention sit you down and have a little chat. I think you have going a bit Google mad x " It's on this day factual correctness gone mad. x | |||
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"Morning OP morning everyone " Morning | |||
"Ok Jim do we need to do an intervention sit you down and have a little chat. I think you have going a bit Google mad x It's on this day factual correctness gone mad. x" Ok time for a nice nap and you will feel better soon xx she says as gently holding your hand so as to keep you away from the keyboard. Xx | |||
"Good morning Jim "Blimey, you're early. Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Comp. SmileySundayface | |||
"Morning OP morning everyone " Hello! | |||
"Ok Jim do we need to do an intervention sit you down and have a little chat. I think you have going a bit Google mad x It's on this day factual correctness gone mad. x Ok time for a nice nap and you will feel better soon xx she says as gently holding your hand so as to keep you away from the keyboard. Xx" x | |||
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"Morning OP morning everyone Morning "Good morning ma'am. X | |||
"Good morning Jim "Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha | |||
"Good morning Jim
Blimey, you're early. Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Comp. SmileySundayface"Just got back home from London Jim, time for a cuppa before a busy day ahead | |||
"4hrs sleep feel refreshed and up and at um, you up early or late Jim? " Thank you for the clarification. I can say, good moooooooooooooooorning. I'm up late. | |||
"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha "Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't | |||
"Good morning Jim
Blimey, you're early. Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Comp. SmileySundayface
Just got back home from London Jim, time for a cuppa before a busy day ahead "No sleep?! | |||
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"Comp, no need to answer my question." | |||
"4hrs is a good night for myself " What are you going to do with your Sunday? | |||
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"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't "Haha me neither  | |||
"Grumpy!" What ?? | |||
"Walk, possibly meet at a coastal pub cyder, and carvery, Rock and roll lifestyle here " Sounds good to me. | |||
"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't
Haha me neither "What have you been up to | |||
"Grumpy! What ?? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. You dirty stop-out. | |||
"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't
Haha me neither
What have you been up to"Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do | |||
"Grumpy! What ??
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. You dirty stop-out."Absofuckinlutely tonight | |||
"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't
Haha me neither
What have you been up to"I just called him a dirty stop-out. But I don't actually know if he's been out. | |||
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"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't
Haha me neither
What have you been up to
Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do "Fucking Awesome, I remember those days
Mine was almost as good | |||
"I'm going downstairs to annoy Preston & Omar
Twonk.
Oi, it's Mr Twonk to you young man
Anyway, mission accomplished, I'm back upstairs now, do I get a Gold Star?
You'll get a gold star if you read the post above, Mr Twonk."I can't read  | |||
"I'm going downstairs to annoy Preston & Omar
Twonk.
Oi, it's Mr Twonk to you young man
Anyway, mission accomplished, I'm back upstairs now, do I get a Gold Star?
You'll get a gold star if you read the post above, Mr Twonk.
I can't read "Hi Ace x | |||
"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't
Haha me neither
What have you been up to
Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do
Fucking Awesome, I remember those days
Mine was almost as good "Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)  | |||
"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't
Haha me neither
What have you been up to
Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do
Fucking Awesome, I remember those days
Mine was almost as good
Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now) "Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow | |||
"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't
Haha me neither
What have you been up to
Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do
Fucking Awesome, I remember those days
Mine was almost as good
Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)
Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow "That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner  | |||
"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't
Haha me neither
What have you been up to
Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do
Fucking Awesome, I remember those days
Mine was almost as good
Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)
Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow
That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner "Nooooo I've got a carvery to go to | |||
"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't
Haha me neither
What have you been up to
Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do
Fucking Awesome, I remember those days
Mine was almost as good
Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)
Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow
That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner
Nooooo I've got a carvery to go to "If it's cooked for me that's a different story but I was due to cook .. Ain't gonna happen | |||
"I can't read
Hi Ace x"Hiya Miss C, you have such a wonderful opening..... | |||
"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't
Haha me neither
What have you been up to
Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do
Fucking Awesome, I remember those days
Mine was almost as good
Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)
Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow
That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner
Nooooo I've got a carvery to go to
If it's cooked for me that's a different story but I was due to cook .. Ain't gonna happen "
Nah I don't ever cook mine, that's what pubs and dates are for | |||
"I can't read
Hi Ace x
Hiya Miss C, you have such a wonderful opening....."Why thank you Ace, you are so kind | |||
"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't
Haha me neither
What have you been up to
Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do
Fucking Awesome, I remember those days
Mine was almost as good
Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)
Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow
That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner
Nooooo I've got a carvery to go to
If it's cooked for me that's a different story but I was due to cook .. Ain't gonna happen
Nah I don't ever cook mine, that's what pubs and dates are for "I've literally cooked loads of Roasts for various fabbers but not tomorrow now ..Sod that | |||
"I'm going downstairs to annoy Preston & Omar
Twonk.
Oi, it's Mr Twonk to you young man
Anyway, mission accomplished, I'm back upstairs now, do I get a Gold Star?
You'll get a gold star if you read the post above, Mr Twonk.
I can't read "Next you'll be telling me, I can't dance. | |||
"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't
Haha me neither
What have you been up to
Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do
Fucking Awesome, I remember those days
Mine was almost as good
Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)
Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow
That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner
Nooooo I've got a carvery to go to
If it's cooked for me that's a different story but I was due to cook .. Ain't gonna happen
Nah I don't ever cook mine, that's what pubs and dates are for
I've literally cooked loads of Roasts for various fabbers but not tomorrow now ..Sod that "
I'm gonna plug in my ear buds and play some tunes, have a great rest of your morning grumps x
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"Bye Jim "Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. | |||
"Good morning Jim
Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha
Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't
Haha me neither
What have you been up to
Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do
Fucking Awesome, I remember those days
Mine was almost as good
Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)
Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow
That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner
Nooooo I've got a carvery to go to
If it's cooked for me that's a different story but I was due to cook .. Ain't gonna happen
Nah I don't ever cook mine, that's what pubs and dates are for
I've literally cooked loads of Roasts for various fabbers but not tomorrow now ..Sod that
I'm gonna plug in my ear buds and play some tunes, have a great rest of your morning grumps x
Bye Jim "Good night / morning haha x | |||
"I can't read
Hi Ace x
Hiya Miss C, you have such a wonderful opening.....
Why thank you Ace, you are so kind "I "might" even go and go and buy another packet of Jaffanators | |||
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
How old do you think Kelly Clarkson is? | |||
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=udLeOOy6em4
How old do you think Barbra Streisand is? | |||
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PPco24LS31A | |||
"It's Kelly Clarkson's birthday today. Happy birthday, Kelly!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
How old do you think Kelly Clarkson is?"Dunno, I'll have to call Jeremy | |||
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"It's Kelly Clarkson's birthday today. Happy birthday, Kelly!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
How old do you think Kelly Clarkson is?
Dunno, I'll have to call Jeremy "Cock. | |||
"It's Kelly Clarkson's birthday today. Happy birthday, Kelly!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE
How old do you think Kelly Clarkson is?
Dunno, I'll have to call Jeremy
Cock."That's not very specific though is it? | |||
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"Cock. ^" Brother Dave's cock? | |||
"Don't you love it when her pussy tighter than her ass " Good mooooooooooooorning, Shabba. Are we doing some online Shrek role play? | |||
"Cock. ^ Brother Dave's cock?" No thanks, I know where it's been. | |||
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"Tried sleeping, no go so back hi all again x" Hello! | |||
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"Cock. ^ Brother Dave's cock? No thanks, I know where it's been." Most of the "ladies" in Buxton could probably tell you that  | |||
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Where have you been?! "I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops. | |||
"Morning "Good moooooooooooooooooooorning, Mr Selfridge. Why so ? | |||
"Cock. ^ Brother Dave's cock? No thanks, I know where it's been. Most of the "ladies" in Buxton could probably tell you that "Haha. | |||
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Where have you been?!
I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops. "There's still time for a nap.  | |||
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Where have you been?!
I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops.
There's still time for a nap. "I'm not sure I'll bet back to sleep, i feel like being obnoxious and watering plants while it's still dark. | |||
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Where have you been?!
I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops.
There's still time for a nap.
I'm not sure I'll bet back to sleep, i feel like being obnoxious and watering plants while it's still dark. "It's light  in Shrewsbury. | |||
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Where have you been?!
I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops.
There's still time for a nap.
I'm not sure I'll bet back to sleep, i feel like being obnoxious and watering plants while it's still dark.
It's light in Shrewsbury. "It's started getting light here too but thankfully it's going slowly | |||
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Where have you been?!
I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops.
There's still time for a nap.
I'm not sure I'll bet back to sleep, i feel like being obnoxious and watering plants while it's still dark.
It's light in Shrewsbury.
It's started getting light here too but thankfully it's going slowly "I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's travelling at the speed of light. | |||
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Where have you been?!
I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops.
There's still time for a nap.
I'm not sure I'll bet back to sleep, i feel like being obnoxious and watering plants while it's still dark.
It's light in Shrewsbury.
It's started getting light here too but thankfully it's going slowly
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's travelling at the speed of light. "It's going a tiny bit slower just for me. | |||
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Where have you been?!
I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops.
There's still time for a nap.
I'm not sure I'll bet back to sleep, i feel like being obnoxious and watering plants while it's still dark.
It's light in Shrewsbury.
It's started getting light here too but thankfully it's going slowly
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's travelling at the speed of light.
It's going a tiny bit slower just for me. "You're a princess! | |||
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"Bore da Jim "Bore daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Taff. Smileyface | |||
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"Hasn't Taff got a sunny bum photo." ha ha | |||
"Hasn't Taff got a sunny bum photo. ha ha "It goes with your disposition. | |||
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"He linkedOn. ^" • I've always loved Aztec Camera. Can't believe I've never suggested 'them' for your Spotify Surprise™. | |||
"He linkedOn. ^ • I've always loved Aztec Camera. Can't believe I've never suggested 'them' for your Spotify Surprise™. "Supply a Sunday Spotify Surprise suggestion subsequently. | |||
"He linkedOn. ^ • I've always loved Aztec Camera. Can't believe I've never suggested 'them' for your Spotify Surprise™.
Supply a Sunday Spotify Surprise suggestion subsequently."• Ok, umm, Aztec Camera___! | |||
