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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop . This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Mr. Shrew S. Bury.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

He was quick. ^

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1st the worst

2nd the best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

3rd the one with the hairy chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mr. Shrew S. Bury."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening Jimmy

What songs you got lined up tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"1st the worst

2nd the best "

Keep telling yourself that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. When did you last receive a reprieve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"3rd the one with the hairy chest "

Sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jimmy

What songs you got lined up tonight."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Timmy.

I have no songs lined up. Let's play a game.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here.

How are we all?

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By *ouis CyphreMan  over a year ago

The Midlands

Evening Jim and all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1st the worst

2nd the best

Keep telling yourself that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. When did you last receive a reprieve?"

What a question! I don’t know that I can answer it.

But good evening Jim! Good to see you. How’re you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Uh-oh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sup jim

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play."

Black........

Sabbath

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play."

Black lace

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black........

Sabbath "

You’re a monster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play."

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/04/22 23:01:45]"

Fuck it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black........

Sabbath

You’re a monster "

I'm not sure if Jim will thank me or not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here.

How are we all? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday.

I'm good. How the heck are you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I got up BEFORE 8am and did a ParkPush. Good time, good time....

Then I watch gory surgery programmes with our daughter, had lunch (may have overlapped) and went horse riding this afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX"

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

There's a reason why I posted, uh-oh. I didn't know Jamie Pants was around. And just for a moment, I thought she'd Black Laced me, again. Phew.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here.

How are we all?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday.

I'm good. How the heck are you?"

Well I’m rolling around in fresh bedding that doesn’t seem to have a single grain of sand in so fingers crossed it stays that way. I’ve even treated myself to fresh nails too. They are ‘whore red’ as my Nan calls it. What a lovely little day it’s been

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black........

Sabbath "

I'm going to listen to my fellow Aston Villa fans, Black Sabbath. I used to live in the same town as Tony Iommi.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. "

Are you not?!

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. "

The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses.

The same question for all of you actually

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black........

Sabbath

I'm going to listen to my fellow Aston Villa fans, Black Sabbath. I used to live in the same town as Tony Iommi."

Generals gathered in their masses...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim and all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Louis. Happy Saturday! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"1st the worst

2nd the best

Keep telling yourself that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. When did you last receive a reprieve?

What a question! I don’t know that I can answer it.

But good evening Jim! Good to see you. How’re you? "

Fair do's.

It's good to see you. I'm alright, I'm enjoying nocturnalling with Ozzy Osbourne. How are you, dude?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sup jim"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, inevitable. How was your Saturday day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black........

Sabbath

You’re a monster "

You're a loser.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black........

Sabbath

You’re a monster

You're a loser."

What the fuck, Jim?

Congratulations on being my nemesis

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim... Jamie XX"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Grey . Was one of those kisses for me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses.

The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses.

The same question for all of you actually "

Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Jim... Jamie XX

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Grey . Was one of those kisses for me?"

For every kiss you give me, I'll give you three

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I got up BEFORE 8am and did a ParkPush. Good time, good time....

Then I watch gory surgery programmes with our daughter, had lunch (may have overlapped) and went horse riding this afternoon. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Excellent, excellent Saturdaying. You get a thumbs up.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Jim, can you recommend something for me to have to eat in a bit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black........

Sabbath

You’re a monster

I'm not sure if Jim will thank me or not! "

I'm digging Black Sabbath, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. "

As the host, I'm behind the conversation.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses.

The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses.

The same question for all of you actually

Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that. "

Moon, you are older than me. And I did not know who Jamie XX is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses.

The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses.

The same question for all of you actually

Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that.

Moon, you are older than me. And I did not know who Jamie XX is "

Which, frankly, makes you older than me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here.

How are we all?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday.

I'm good. How the heck are you?

Well I’m rolling around in fresh bedding that doesn’t seem to have a single grain of sand in so fingers crossed it stays that way. I’ve even treated myself to fresh nails too. They are ‘whore red’ as my Nan calls it. What a lovely little day it’s been "

Do you ever worry about all of the poop in the sea, when you're, in the sea? Whore red.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses.

The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses.

The same question for all of you actually

Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that.

Moon, you are older than me. And I did not know who Jamie XX is

Which, frankly, makes you older than me."

Tbf he hasn't been cool for about 6 or 8 years so pay my bullshit no mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When did you last receive a reprieve? That question was wasted on Steve.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When did you last receive a reprieve? That question was wasted on Steve."

I enjoyed it. I liked its irreverence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black........

Sabbath

I'm going to listen to my fellow Aston Villa fans, Black Sabbath. I used to live in the same town as Tony Iommi.

Generals gathered in their masses..."

In Royal Sutton Coldfield.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface"

°•-.__

Good evening JïMsbury!

And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and

³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger.

JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here.

How are we all?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday.

I'm good. How the heck are you?

Well I’m rolling around in fresh bedding that doesn’t seem to have a single grain of sand in so fingers crossed it stays that way. I’ve even treated myself to fresh nails too. They are ‘whore red’ as my Nan calls it. What a lovely little day it’s been

Do you ever worry about all of the poop in the sea, when you're, in the sea? Whore red. "

Not at all. I worry about jellyfish

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses.

The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses.

The same question for all of you actually "

Erm, because of all of the times you won Jim's Spotify Surprise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black........

Sabbath

You’re a monster

You're a loser.

What the fuck, Jim?

Congratulations on being my nemesis "

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses.

The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses.

The same question for all of you actually

Erm, because of all of the times you won Jim's Spotify Surprise."

Again.. what the fuck Jim?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"When did you last receive a reprieve? That question was wasted on Steve "Interesting" Davis ."

My ex gave me a pass out for 24 hours, but I rocked back up home 48 hours later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sup jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, inevitable. How was your Saturday day?"

it was a good saturday chilling with the kids i wonder if they call it saturday cos of the time you get to be sat around?

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

°•-.__

Good evening JïMsbury!

And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and

³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger.

JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me."

Thank you!

Finally someone is sending me kisses!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses.

The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses.

The same question for all of you actually

Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that. "

Oh blimey. I've got to do a Jimmy Stewart's enquiry, and check that you didn't win Jim's Spotify Surprise.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sup Jimbo

Here to jump on the black sabbath hate train

Suppose we have the Jamie love train to balance things out

Whats ones opinions of Bon Jovi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I can confirm KC and the Moonlight Band won Jim's Spotify Surprise.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses.

The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses.

The same question for all of you actually

Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that.

Moon, you are older than me. And I did not know who Jamie XX is

Which, frankly, makes you older than me.

Tbf he hasn't been cool for about 6 or 8 years so pay my bullshit no mind."

I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I can confirm KC and the Moonlight Band won Jim's Spotify Surprise."

*Punches the air in an excessively celebratory style*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm going for a sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone joining in on the nocturnal thread to be a guest host while I'm in the water closet.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'm going for a sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone joining in on the nocturnal thread to be a guest host while I'm in the water closet."

What could possibly go wrong?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm going for a sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone joining in on the nocturnal thread to be a guest host while I'm in the water closet.

What could possibly go wrong?!"

Jim locks himself in bathroom

I begin the spewing of my nonsense

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Holding the fort, I am.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I used to live in the same town as Tony Iommi."

I bet you've got more fingers than he has

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

°•-.__

Good evening JïMsbury!

And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and

³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger.

JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me.

Thank you!

Finally someone is sending me kisses! "

I called you well fit. Does this not count?

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I can confirm KC and the Moonlight Band won Jim's Spotify Surprise.

*Punches the air in an excessively celebratory style* "

Don't let the Department of Work and Pensions see you do that. They'll take away your Bløø Badge.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm going for a sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone joining in on the nocturnal thread to be a guest host while I'm in the water closet."

Let's start a paper fight

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Holding the fort, I am."

Yoda? Is that really you?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm out of the water closet.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I can confirm KC and the Moonlight Band won Jim's Spotify Surprise.

*Punches the air in an excessively celebratory style*

Don't let the Department of Work and Pensions see you do that. They'll take away your Bløø Badge."

Good job it's not the DWP who issue them then

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face "

KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face

KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab. "

I wouldn't know. Never seen it. Could be lies.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face

KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab. "

½ decent better *adds up on fingers*

Is that good, then?!

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm out of the water closet. "

....and into the frying pan of JamiePånts' wrath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim... Jamie XX

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Grey . Was one of those kisses for me?

For every kiss you give me, I'll give you three"

By all means give me The Ronettes when I activate round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. x

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face

KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab.

½ decent better *adds up on fingers*

Is that good, then?! "

It's gooder than good. It's the goodest of all.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face

KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab.

½ decent better *adds up on fingers*

Is that good, then?!

It's gooder than good. It's the goodest of all. "

*Claps hands excitedly*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, can you recommend something for me to have to eat in a bit? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Chinese. I hope you haven't starved to death waiting for me to reply.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I called you well fit. Does this not count?"

MøønGreyKittyÇat: your remediations aren't going to work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses.

The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses.

The same question for all of you actually

Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that.

Moon, you are older than me. And I did not know who Jamie XX is

Which, frankly, makes you older than me.

Tbf he hasn't been cool for about 6 or 8 years so pay my bullshit no mind."

I haven't been cool for six or eight years.

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How has your week been?

Iain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When did you last receive a reprieve? That question was wasted on Steve.

I enjoyed it. I liked its irreverence."

That'll do for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just watched Batman. Ace if anyone cares.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

°•-.__

Good evening JïMsbury!

And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and

³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger.

JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me."

COWABUNGA! YEAH!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I called you well fit. Does this not count?

MøønGreyKittyÇat: your remediations aren't going to work. "

You need to know the difference between remediation and indignation my fine friend. Don't forget I am a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello peeps x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just watched Batman. Ace if anyone cares. "

Oooh is it streaming now? Excited face. Looking forward to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here.

How are we all?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday.

I'm good. How the heck are you?

Well I’m rolling around in fresh bedding that doesn’t seem to have a single grain of sand in so fingers crossed it stays that way. I’ve even treated myself to fresh nails too. They are ‘whore red’ as my Nan calls it. What a lovely little day it’s been

Do you ever worry about all of the poop in the sea, when you're, in the sea? Whore red.

Not at all. I worry about jellyfish "

It must be a worry, the thought of being stung and having to find a woman ² or ³ women to squirt on you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[Shirt removed by poster to reveal a fine example of a manly chest at 23/04/22 23:23:37]"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here.

How are we all?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday.

I'm good. How the heck are you?

Well I’m rolling around in fresh bedding that doesn’t seem to have a single grain of sand in so fingers crossed it stays that way. I’ve even treated myself to fresh nails too. They are ‘whore red’ as my Nan calls it. What a lovely little day it’s been

Do you ever worry about all of the poop in the sea, when you're, in the sea? Whore red.

Not at all. I worry about jellyfish

It must be a worry, the thought of being stung and having to find a woman ² or ³ women to squirt on you."

You just get Nicole Kidman to do it. I know, I saw it on a film once.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeeet Jim, can you recommend something for me to have to eat in a bit?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Chinese. I hope you haven't starved to death waiting for me to reply."

There was a brilliant Chinese just over the road from me, but they haven't reopened since pre lockdown

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Evening Jim... Jamie XX

I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses.

The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses.

The same question for all of you actually

Erm, because of all of the times you won Jim's Spotify Surprise.

Again.. what the fuck Jim? "

Oh my fuck, I can't believe the attitude on you tonight.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

°•-.__

Good evening JïMsbury!

And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and

³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger.

JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me.

Thank you!

Finally someone is sending me kisses! "

Always. Gift-wrapped and with a dainty bow...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When did you last receive a reprieve? That question was wasted on Steve "Interesting" Davis .

My ex gave me a pass out for 24 hours, but I rocked back up home 48 hours later "

Where did you go?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Good evening Nocturnals.

I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sup jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, inevitable. How was your Saturday day?it was a good saturday chilling with the kids i wonder if they call it saturday cos of the time you get to be sat around?"

Sat around watching sat-ellite telly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sup Jimbo

Here to jump on the black sabbath hate train

Suppose we have the Jamie love train to balance things out

Whats ones opinions of Bon Jovi?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rikke. Google wanted to call you Rilke.

Choo Choo.

I don't mind a bit of Bon Jovi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I used to live in the same town as Tony Iommi.

I bet you've got more fingers than he has "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

°•-.__

Good evening JïMsbury!

And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and

³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger.

JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me.

Thank you!

Finally someone is sending me kisses!

Always. Gift-wrapped and with a dainty bow..."

And a jaunty bonnet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can confirm KC and the Moonlight Band won Jim's Spotify Surprise.

*Punches the air in an excessively celebratory style*

Don't let the Department of Work and Pensions see you do that. They'll take away your Bløø Badge.

Good job it's not the DWP who issue them then "

Phôô.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm out of the water closet.

....and into the frying pan of JamiePånts' wrath."

Bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Nocturnals.

I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x"

I envy you

Have dunked several books in the bath myself,managed to set one on fire as well

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nocturnals.

I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x

I envy you

Have dunked several books in the bath myself,managed to set one on fire as well"

Setting a book on fire in the bath is a special kind of skill

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Nocturnals.

I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x

I envy you

Have dunked several books in the bath myself,managed to set one on fire as well

Setting a book on fire in the bath is a special kind of skill "

I am a master of being incompetent at times

Luckily I was able to quickly put it out

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day."

It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Nocturnals.

I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x"

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day.

It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim "

More useful

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How has your week been?

Iain."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I didn't respond to you on last night's nocturnal thread. But I did reply to you on the extra time thread.

Bittersweet. The blossom has been blown off of my tree in the front garden. How was your week?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Nocturnals.

I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x

I envy you

Have dunked several books in the bath myself,managed to set one on fire as well

Setting a book on fire in the bath is a special kind of skill

I am a master of being incompetent at times

Luckily I was able to quickly put it out "

How on earth did you set it on fire? X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face

KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab.

I wouldn't know. Never seen it. Could be lies."

Now, it's been seen

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just watched Batman. Ace if anyone cares. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LondonFun. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'm looking forward to seeing it. Smileyface

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day.

It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim "

Oh I do love pigs in blankets.

Sausages wrapped in anything are truly wondrous though, to be fair xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face

KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab.

I wouldn't know. Never seen it. Could be lies.

Now, it's been seen "

It's true. I licked it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How has your week been?

Iain.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I didn't respond to you on last night's nocturnal thread. But I did reply to you on the extra time thread.

Bittersweet. The blossom has been blown off of my tree in the front garden. How was your week?

"

Showing off with your two gardens. Some of us dream of having even one.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Nocturnals.

I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x

Evening "

Come here Moon & let me stroke you under the chin x

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By *nSeeNMan  over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

Hello there, rubber ie reporting for duty

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face

KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab.

I wouldn't know. Never seen it. Could be lies.

Now, it's been seen

It's true. I licked it. "

*Adds up on fingers* Now, is THIS good or not?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If you're a newbie or thread watcher reading this thread, do please join in, if you'd like to. Or if you're a forumite that doesn't usually participate, the same goes to youuuuuuuu.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello peeps x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Muchas. You sexy mother mucha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day.

It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim

Oh I do love pigs in blankets.

Sausages wrapped in anything are truly wondrous though, to be fair xx"

You can wrap my sausage anytime you want Red

Even more if you let me …

I’ll be good soz

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here.

How are we all?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday.

I'm good. How the heck are you?

Well I’m rolling around in fresh bedding that doesn’t seem to have a single grain of sand in so fingers crossed it stays that way. I’ve even treated myself to fresh nails too. They are ‘whore red’ as my Nan calls it. What a lovely little day it’s been

Do you ever worry about all of the poop in the sea, when you're, in the sea? Whore red.

Not at all. I worry about jellyfish

It must be a worry, the thought of being stung and having to find a woman ² or ³ women to squirt on you.

You just get Nicole Kidman to do it. I know, I saw it on a film once."

Which film?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening all you pervy night flamingos. How the devil are we all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, can you recommend something for me to have to eat in a bit?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Chinese. I hope you haven't starved to death waiting for me to reply.

There was a brilliant Chinese just over the road from me, but they haven't reopened since pre lockdown "

Oh, man that sucks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Paranoid.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day.

It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim

Oh I do love pigs in blankets.

Sausages wrapped in anything are truly wondrous though, to be fair xx

You can wrap my sausage anytime you want Red

Even more if you let me …

I’ll be good soz "

Hahaha

Bring it, TartanBoy!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Paranoid."

Love to me is so unreal.

#tune

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Nocturnals.

I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wrinkly Red. Of course you couldn't put your book down, it would have got wet. What book are you reading? x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Paranoid."

Can you help me occupy my brain?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

°•-.__

Good evening JïMsbury!

And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and

³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger.

JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me.

Thank you!

Finally someone is sending me kisses!

Always. Gift-wrapped and with a dainty bow...

And a jaunty bonnet?"

I like gift boxes.

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs

Good evening Jim have had a chilled one tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Nocturnals.

I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x

I envy you

Have dunked several books in the bath myself,managed to set one on fire as well"

Kindle in the wind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Nocturnals.

I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x

I envy you

Have dunked several books in the bath myself,managed to set one on fire as well

Setting a book on fire in the bath is a special kind of skill "

Very special.

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How has your week been?

Iain.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I didn't respond to you on last night's nocturnal thread. But I did reply to you on the extra time thread.

Bittersweet. The blossom has been blown off of my tree in the front garden. How was your week?

"

No worries about last night. As it was, the Internet issues were really bad last night and I logged off more quickly than intended.

My week was busy. Due to lack of people, did 3 shifts at the shop to help out. Visited my brother before he and his wife move abroad to settle down. Also, applied for some p/t jobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day.

It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim "

Now, is it National Pig in Blanket Day in the UK? Or is it National Pig in a Blanket Day in the USA?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Pork in the USA.

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By *ola xWoman  over a year ago

Oswestry Shropshire

Hello x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day.

It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim

Oh I do love pigs in blankets.

Sausages wrapped in anything are truly wondrous though, to be fair xx"

We get it, you like dick. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day.

It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim

Now, is it National Pig in Blanket Day in the UK? Or is it National Pig in a Blanket Day in the USA?"

Errrrrr, it's an international event!

It's also World Pinhole Photography Day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pork in the USA."

Bruce Springsteen's sex tape

Yes now you all shall suffer that image

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello x"

Hello. Is that Lola, Lola? That question makes sense, right? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pork in the USA.

Bruce Springsteen's sex tape

Yes now you all shall suffer that image "

It goes on for hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How has your week been?

Iain.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I didn't respond to you on last night's nocturnal thread. But I did reply to you on the extra time thread.

Bittersweet. The blossom has been blown off of my tree in the front garden. How was your week?

Showing off with your two gardens. Some of us dream of having even one."

Sorry.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Nocturnals.

I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wrinkly Red. Of course you couldn't put your book down, it would have got wet. What book are you reading? x"

Evening Jimothy!

It was a book set in Ancient Rome. It was wonderful. I'm now searching on Amazon for the next book in the trilogy. X

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"Hello there, rubber ie reporting for duty "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UnSeeN. *Salutes*

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day.

It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim

Oh I do love pigs in blankets.

Sausages wrapped in anything are truly wondrous though, to be fair xx

We get it, you like dick. x"

Jimothy!!!

I was genuinely talking about the meat product. For once

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face

KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab.

I wouldn't know. Never seen it. Could be lies.

Now, it's been seen

It's true. I licked it. "

Her face is on LickedIn™.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Black Uhuru

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wild. We're ½ way through the midnight hour!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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"When did you last receive a reprieve? That question was wasted on Steve "Interesting" Davis .

My ex gave me a pass out for 24 hours, but I rocked back up home 48 hours later

Where did you go?"

Scarborough Fair

No, Nottingham actually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play."

Journey

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By *nSeeNMan  over a year ago

Z'ha'dum


"Hello x"

Do you merengue and cha-cha?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play."

The Black Eyed Peas

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Black Uhuru"

And just like that a clunky musical gear change.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

The Black Eyed Peas "

You're slower than Jamie Pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening all you pervy night flamingos. How the devil are we all? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Josh. I'm top ranking. How are you, dude? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How has your week been?

Iain.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I didn't respond to you on last night's nocturnal thread. But I did reply to you on the extra time thread.

Bittersweet. The blossom has been blown off of my tree in the front garden. How was your week?

Showing off with your two gardens. Some of us dream of having even one.

Sorry."

Only teasing (love,)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Paranoid.

Can you help me occupy my brain?"

With on this day facts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Jim have had a chilled one tonight "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Naughty. Keeping on chilling in the free world.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Paranoid.

Can you help me occupy my brain?

With on this day facts?"

Jim, what a segway. You should be a TV or radio presenter

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How has your week been?

Iain.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I didn't respond to you on last night's nocturnal thread. But I did reply to you on the extra time thread.

Bittersweet. The blossom has been blown off of my tree in the front garden. How was your week?

No worries about last night. As it was, the Internet issues were really bad last night and I logged off more quickly than intended.

My week was busy. Due to lack of people, did 3 shifts at the shop to help out. Visited my brother before he and his wife move abroad to settle down. Also, applied for some p/t jobs."

Good luck with the jobs. Let me know how you get on.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm saying hello to RikkeeeeeAvøn. He wears his mask well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone for a ramble

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Journey"

Good call!

https://youtu.be/fTkHFQC3wow

Lovin, touchin' & squeezin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day.

It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim

Now, is it National Pig in Blanket Day in the UK? Or is it National Pig in a Blanket Day in the USA?

Errrrrr, it's an international event!

It's also World Pinhole Photography Day "

If it's international, why isn't it called International Pig in a Blanket Day?

I don't know what pinhole photography is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm saying hello to RikkeeeeeAvøn. He wears his mask well. "

You made me wake up the dogs!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyone for a ramble"

There's plenty of ramblers here.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day.

It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim

Now, is it National Pig in Blanket Day in the UK? Or is it National Pig in a Blanket Day in the USA?

Errrrrr, it's an international event!

It's also World Pinhole Photography Day

If it's international, why isn't it called International Pig in a Blanket Day?

I don't know what pinhole photography is."

It's international because I decided it was

Pinhole photography: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinhole_camera

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone for a ramble

There's plenty of ramblers here."

I can tell

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Nocturnals.

I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wrinkly Red. Of course you couldn't put your book down, it would have got wet. What book are you reading? x

Evening Jimothy!

It was a book set in Ancient Rome. It was wonderful. I'm now searching on Amazon for the next book in the trilogy. X"

I hope Amazon's stock isn't sparsicus. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If you haven't had a reply from me, my most humble nocturnal apologies. I've run out of internet paper.

The late late nocturnal thread ©™ will return with The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra time soon.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well this has been emotional

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's been emojional.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

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Where's the Baby Shark emoji when you need it ffs

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