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What do you think should be banned from pubs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peanuts. Pissy little cunts!
Northerners!
Pissy little peanut haters!
Sorry us northerners like to wash our hands  "
In the South we don't pee on our hands in the first place!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peanuts. Pissy little cunts!
Northerners!
Pissy little peanut haters!
Sorry us northerners like to wash our hands
In the South we don't pee on our hands in the first place!
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Smegma is a real problem in the south. Like the lack of gravy but slightly worse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peanuts. Pissy little cunts!
Northerners!
Pissy little peanut haters!
Sorry us northerners like to wash our hands
In the South we don't pee on our hands in the first place!
Smegma is a real problem in the south. Like the lack of gravy but slightly worse."
'Appen it is |
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"Another vote for children.
No, children are fine.
It's parents that can't control their children that need banning. "
I said roughly the same … I used to run a pub for 17 yrs … and I’m sure they used it as a bloody crèche… getting pissed whilst they had no idea what the little shit bags were up too. Had a few stern words on a few occasions with the parents I must admit. |
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"Another vote for children.
Maybe if we allow wildebeest who attract lions that'll solve the children issue  "
I'm not happy that you're suggesting wildebeest be allowed for the sole reason of attracting lions. Also Who is to decide which wildebeest are attractive ? |
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"The smokers who's idea of being considerate is to stand outside but in the doorway of the pub so us non-smokers have to walk through their stink to get in ! "
It's about as considerate as banning smoking in pubs to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cocktails that take forever to make. Really pisses me off when I have to wait to order my half of shandy. G&T is the only cocktail one should ever need. "
Isn't shandy a cocktail?? |
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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago
London & New Brighton |
"Peanuts. Pissy little cunts!
Northerners!
Pissy little peanut haters!
Sorry us northerners like to wash our hands
In the South we don't pee on our hands in the first place!
Smegma is a real problem in the south. Like the lack of gravy but slightly worse.
'Appen it is"
Queen of comebacks  |
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Adults that come in with kids, sit them down with a packet of crisps and half a , then decide to stay in all day getting pissed , as i work in a bar , i limit these people to 2 pints, especially when its after 7pm , fk off home and make your kids a proper tea !! even worse on a school night |
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"Cocktails that take forever to make. Really pisses me off when I have to wait to order my half of shandy. G&T is the only cocktail one should ever need.
Isn't shandy a cocktail?? "
Technically yes / possibly. However, there is no ‘performance’ or time wasting involved in preparing said beverage. |
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"swearing, totally unnecessary."
Yes it is, the amount of posts wanting kids banned from there, you need to be able to show your displeasure with ‘will you stop running round my table you annoying little shit!’...as you attempt to trip them up with a casually place foot and ankle on their third lap  |
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By *axtenMan
over a year ago
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"Adults that come in with kids, sit them down with a packet of crisps and half a , then decide to stay in all day getting pissed , as i work in a bar , i limit these people to 2 pints, especially when its after 7pm , fk off home and make your kids a proper tea !! even worse on a school night "
Bang on fella! |
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"swearing, totally unnecessary.
Yes it is, the amount of posts wanting kids banned from there, you need to be able to show your displeasure with ‘will you stop running round my table you annoying little shit!’...as you attempt to trip them up with a casually place foot and ankle on their third lap "
Hahaha! Love it!
And yes, I vote ban children too |
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Those that turn up just before kick off and think it’s alright to ask me to move out of my good spot, because a woman doesn’t want to watch the match…. they get a short swift ‘F off, now move out of the way’ |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"GrumpyMcFuckNugget.
To be fair, most pubs got that memo 
There's a couple of pubs I'm allowed in still..
Somewhere in the Shetlands  "
Hang on... I'll email the your picture |
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"GrumpyMcFuckNugget.
To be fair, most pubs got that memo
There's a couple of pubs I'm allowed in still..
Somewhere in the Shetlands
Hang on... I'll email the your picture "
Great .. Now where do I drink  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"GrumpyMcFuckNugget.
To be fair, most pubs got that memo
There's a couple of pubs I'm allowed in still..
Somewhere in the Shetlands
Hang on... I'll email them your picture
Great .. Now where do I drink "
It's garden drinking weather now, Moose! |
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"GrumpyMcFuckNugget.
To be fair, most pubs got that memo
There's a couple of pubs I'm allowed in still..
Somewhere in the Shetlands
Hang on... I'll email them your picture
Great .. Now where do I drink
It's garden drinking weather now, Moose!"
Your gardens like 36,503 acres that'll do  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"GrumpyMcFuckNugget.
To be fair, most pubs got that memo
There's a couple of pubs I'm allowed in still..
Somewhere in the Shetlands
Hang on... I'll email them your picture
Great .. Now where do I drink
It's garden drinking weather now, Moose!
Your gardens like 36,503 acres that'll do "
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Middle aged blokes telling you that the beer you’re drinking is like cats piss.
Middle aged blokes trying to chat up a younger female bartender.
Middle aged blokes talking about their cars, motorcycle or lawn mower 
Middle aged blokes that complain about the jukebox playing a track that’s less than 20 years old.
Middle aged blokes that wear t.
Middle aged blokes talking about cricket or rugby.
Middle aged blokes complaining about younger people in the pub.
Middle aged blokes perving at those very same younger ladies.
Middle aged blokes ….all middle aged blokes.
Outside of the dressing….I’m a middle aged bloke |
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"The smokers who's idea of being considerate is to stand outside but in the doorway of the pub so us non-smokers have to walk through their stink to get in !
It's about as considerate as banning smoking in pubs to be fair"
Nothing makes me laugh and annoys me at the same time than people moaning about people smoking outside! Sod right off |
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"Middle aged blokes telling you that the beer you’re drinking is like cats piss.
Middle aged blokes trying to chat up a younger female bartender.
Middle aged blokes talking about their cars, motorcycle or lawn mower
Middle aged blokes that complain about the jukebox playing a track that’s less than 20 years old.
Middle aged blokes that wear t.
Middle aged blokes talking about cricket or rugby.
Middle aged blokes complaining about younger people in the pub.
Middle aged blokes perving at those very same younger ladies.
Middle aged blokes ….all middle aged blokes.
Outside of the dressing….I’m a middle aged bloke "
Good job im getting near old aged |
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