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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.
Let down again what more can a guy do."
Opening doors, polite, pays for bill nice.
Expecting sex. Why would you?
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.
Let down again what more can a guy do."
Irrespective of you are talking about your wife or someone you met on fab, taking someone out and paying for it doesn’t mean you are entitled to anything in return.
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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago
Leeds + Newcastle |
"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.
Let down again what more can a guy do."
Your generosity and kindness will have been appreciated.
Your expectation of sex in return for chivalry and manners? No. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.
Let down again what more can a guy do."
Why did they let you down? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.
Let down again what more can a guy do."
Did you say you expected sex in return?…. Maybe she didn’t want sex just because you opened doors and paid the bill for food doesn’t mean you are entitled to sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And this right here is why most women prefer to pay hafes and stuff
As people expect things for it
Op here is a little truth
You expect sex see the money you could have spent on dinner
You could have gotten a escort and got exactly what you wanted
You went on a date a date dose not mean sex
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips.
I'm not helping am I?"
And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks
Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did.
PW
Disgraceful! "
I know. I tried smelling salts, air horns - everything, but she wouldn't even stir.
She made good in the morning though
IS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips.
I'm not helping am I?
And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks
Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha "
Offer a pork pie and pint in exchange for a five finger knuckle shuffle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips.
I'm not helping am I?
And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks
Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha
Offer a pork pie and pint in exchange for a five finger knuckle shuffle "
That’s definitely a good one never thought off that one |
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"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did.
PW
Disgraceful!
I know. I tried smelling salts, air horns - everything, but she wouldn't even stir.
She made good in the morning though
IS"
As she jolly well should  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips.
I'm not helping am I?
And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks
Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha
Offer a pork pie and pint in exchange for a five finger knuckle shuffle
That’s definitely a good one never thought off that one "
It would work for me tbf, frickin' love pork pies! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.
Let down again what more can a guy do."
Cake!
You forgot the cake.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.
Let down again what more can a guy do.
Why did they let you down? "
She promised to do the dishes and ironing |
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.
Let down again what more can a guy do."
Tell me all .........
1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ?
2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ?
3. Where does the O.P. mention species ?
I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips.
I'm not helping am I?
And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks
Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha
Offer a pork pie and pint in exchange for a five finger knuckle shuffle
That’s definitely a good one never thought off that one
It would work for me tbf, frickin' love pork pies! "
Definitely like a pork pie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.
Let down again what more can a guy do.
Tell me all .........
1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ?
2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ?
3. Where does the O.P. mention species ?
I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ? "
Granny!
Welcome back! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.
Let down again what more can a guy do.
Tell me all .........
I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ? "
You bloody liar. You guessed no such thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex "
Didn't you read the memo?
Flowers guarantee you bum fun under the new regulations! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did.
PW
Disgraceful!
I know. I tried smelling salts, air horns - everything, but she wouldn't even stir.
She made good in the morning though
IS
As she jolly well should "
Shocking isn't it. I made him wait. I'm just cruel.
PW |
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"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did.
PW
Disgraceful!
I know. I tried smelling salts, air horns - everything, but she wouldn't even stir.
She made good in the morning though
IS
As she jolly well should
Shocking isn't it. I made him wait. I'm just cruel.
PW "
It's completely unacceptable, PW. We all know we should be putting out at the whim of our menfolk |
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"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex
Didn't you read the memo?
Flowers guarantee you bum fun under the new regulations!"
I don't give flowers before she tells me I can use the back entrance |
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"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex "
There's a sliding scale. Opening a door is just a BJ, but dinner should equal going all the way so no wonder the OP is so disgruntled. Tut tut, these women, not putting out when he's bought her a Big Mac! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex
Didn't you read the memo?
Flowers guarantee you bum fun under the new regulations!
I don't give flowers before she tells me I can use the back entrance "
Very wise |
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"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex
There's a sliding scale. Opening a door is just a BJ, but dinner should equal going all the way so no wonder the OP is so disgruntled. Tut tut, these women, not putting out when he's bought her a Big Mac! "
If he didn't get nuggets then he made a major boo boo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.
Let down again what more can a guy do.
Tell me all .........
1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ?
2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ?
3. Where does the O.P. mention species ?
I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ? "
Well my dog puts out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.
Let down again what more can a guy do.
Tell me all .........
1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ?
2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ?
3. Where does the O.P. mention species ?
I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ?
Well my dog puts out "
Yeah, so my mum told me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.
Let down again what more can a guy do.
Tell me all .........
1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ?
2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ?
3. Where does the O.P. mention species ?
I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ?
Well my dog puts out
Yeah, so my mum told me!"
Oo er |
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