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Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...
If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto?
Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor? |
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Hmmm - good shout op. I think it should be a monthly role - with a mayor and mayoress working together. They should have to plan and host a social within that month too (purely because I love forum socials  )
I’m happy to elect Erect Jim and Granny Crumpet for the role for May - and Hot Ash and his lovely new wife for the month of June. |
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"Hmmm - good shout op. I think it should be a monthly role - with a mayor and mayoress working together. They should have to plan and host a social within that month too (purely because I love forum socials )
I’m happy to elect Erect Jim and Granny Crumpet for the role for May - and Hot Ash and his lovely new wife for the month of June. "
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A great shout out for Åsh_and_LØrna.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Henceforth the campaign will be called
"Elect Jim" for Erect Jim.
(I wouldn't vote for Mèlí; we're going through a painful divorce at the moment and she's staked claim to my entire MP3 collection)"
Let her have it !!!
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Henceforth the campaign will be called
"Elect Jim" for Erect Jim.
(I wouldn't vote for Mèlí; we're going through a painful divorce at the moment and she's staked claim to my entire MP3 collection)"
Painful/enjoyable, potato, potato.
And your cinnamon collection, don't forget that bad boy, future ex-husband.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Henceforth the campaign will be called
"Elect Jim" for Erect Jim.
(I wouldn't vote for Mèlí; we're going through a painful divorce at the moment and she's staked claim to my entire MP3 collection)
Let her have it !!!
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This is what did for Derek Bentley. If Meli now gets shot, we know who to blame. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Henceforth the campaign will be called
"Elect Jim" for Erect Jim.
(I wouldn't vote for Mèlí; we're going through a painful divorce at the moment and she's staked claim to my entire MP3 collection)
Let her have it !!!
This is what did for Derek Bentley. If Meli now gets shot, we know who to blame. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m going Jim, Ash, Lorna or Posh.
Their inclusivity is a bit of me
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Vicår! How could I have forgotten you!¿? You would have got my vote.... eventually."
I am not worthy, honestly |
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"Someone with big tits. Imagine the bounce with those massive ceremonial medals on top
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Inå, I'm perpetually enamoured by your thought process. But I feel your suggestion is flawed.
How so? "
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I have no idea but I still felt compelled to send you 'a blag one liner'. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Henceforth the campaign will be called
"Elect Jim" for Erect Jim.
(I wouldn't vote for Mèlí; we're going through a painful divorce at the moment and she's staked claim to my entire MP3 collection)
Let her have it !!!
This is what did for Derek Bentley. If Meli now gets shot, we know who to blame. "
 I've missed your wit D-. |
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...
If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto?
Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor?"
How about you OP? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm - good shout op. I think it should be a monthly role - with a mayor and mayoress working together. They should have to plan and host a social within that month too (purely because I love forum socials )
I’m happy to elect Erect Jim and Granny Crumpet for the role for May - and Hot Ash and his lovely new wife for the month of June. "
Agree, monthly rotation sounds like the best plan - too many worthy contenders! |
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I think granny crumpet. And Jim would be her deputy.
That's as strong a ticket as you can have. A real ying and yang. One has the best acid tongue ever and the other is charming. Both persuasive.
You're welcome fourites |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know I’m not going to get any votes but my first act would be to remove ridiculous popularity threads
Is that the platform you're running on, BG? "
One of many |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know I’m not going to get any votes but my first act would be to remove ridiculous popularity threads "
What??? And not be able to blow smoke up backsides publicly?? Crazy fool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know I’m not going to get any votes but my first act would be to remove ridiculous popularity threads
Is that the platform you're running on, BG?
One of many "
Tell us more and then you might get a vote! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Princess Peach for Mayor!
Those of you who remember her, raise your goblet and pray she returns.
Peach would give fantastic speeches "
She’s from a video game plus she’s too busy getting her back blown out by bowser |
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"Jim, Ash/Lorna, intrigued32, posho, fiddles
All would make excellent mayors
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Hippy, would you be my running mate.
Absolute honour to be in such acclaimed company but I’m going with Monty Brewster.
Vote none of the above.  |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Hmmm - good shout op. I think it should be a monthly role - with a mayor and mayoress working together. They should have to plan and host a social within that month too (purely because I love forum socials )
I’m happy to elect Erect Jim and Granny Crumpet for the role for May - and Hot Ash and his lovely new wife for the month of June. "
I vote this too! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
You do all know that Mayors/Mayoresses have no political power.
They just turn up to openings of things, with a gold dangly thing hanging around their neck, spout some drivel about declaring something open, and cut a ribbon.
They also have to judge competitions, which aren't allowed on here.
I vote Granny Crumpet because she likes her tea, and she'll be a dab hand with the haberdashery scissors.
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...
If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto?
Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor?
How about you OP? "
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...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
[joke] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...
If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto?
Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor?
How about you OP?
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...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
[joke]"
Play nice, Nero  |
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"Posh
Absolute fucking carnage that would be
Rude 
But fair
Mean. So mean to me."
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Pøsh, how about we make you "Mayor Emeritus"? A position higher than the elected mayor and held for life. Then you can get your own back on the 'meanies'. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Posh
Absolute fucking carnage that would be
Rude
But fair
Mean. So mean to me.
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Pøsh, how about we make you "Mayor Emeritus"? A position higher than the elected mayor and held for life. Then you can get your own back on the 'meanies'."
Oooooooh.
You realise that what I said earlier about making demands for photos will be a thing... |
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"Not one can bind them all.
I'd have a revolving wheel that contenders can jump on and the one that doesn't get flung in the water can do it for a day "
We really need one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Not one can bind them all.
I'd have a revolving wheel that contenders can jump on and the one that doesn't get flung in the water can do it for a day
We really need one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them "
That sounds awfully familiar  |
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"Not one can bind them all.
I'd have a revolving wheel that contenders can jump on and the one that doesn't get flung in the water can do it for a day
We really need one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them
That sounds awfully familiar "
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No, you're thinking of The Lord Mayor (øf The Rings). |
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"Not one can bind them all.
I'd have a revolving wheel that contenders can jump on and the one that doesn't get flung in the water can do it for a day
We really need one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them
That sounds awfully familiar
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No, you're thinking of The Lord Mayor (øf The Rings)."
Same thing isnt it? Old Sauron was just lord mayor of middle earth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granny will always have my undying devotion. I vote her."
Granny is a good shout to be fair.
Would be fun to see Poah in the role too.
Moon Gray Cat would get all cerebral and take the job seriously... who needs that? |
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"Granny will always have my undying devotion. I vote her.
Granny is a good shout to be fair.
Would be fun to see Poah in the role too.
Moon Gray Cat would get all cerebral and take the job seriously... who needs that?"
Plus, he'd get all shout at me for hating The Beatles
(I still love you, Moon!) X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granny will always have my undying devotion. I vote her.
Granny is a good shout to be fair.
Would be fun to see Poah in the role too.
Moon Gray Cat would get all cerebral and take the job seriously... who needs that?"
Tbf I would do exactly that. A snowflake mayor of fab would be fucking hilarious tho. |
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...
If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto?
Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor?
How about you OP?
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...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
[joke]"
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...
If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto?
Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor?
How about you OP?
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...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
[joke]
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Not so funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...
If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto?
Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor?
How about you OP?
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...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
[joke]"
Of you have to explain that something is a joke then you must be aware that it isn’t funny in the first place.
I would love to know what your issue is with me or maybe I’m not the issue and you are just projecting your own insecurities on to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...
If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto?
Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor?
How about you OP?
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...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
[joke]
Not so funny "
Agreed. You can't just call someone a tosser....there would be uproar the other way around mo doubt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...
If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto?
Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor?
How about you OP?
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...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
[joke]
Not so funny
Agreed. You can't just call someone a tosser....there would be uproar the other way around mo doubt. "
Agreed.
Absolutely no need for it. |
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"Not one can bind them all.
I'd have a revolving wheel that contenders can jump on and the one that doesn't get flung in the water can do it for a day
We really need one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
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You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half. "
Accepted.
Can I have a tiara? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
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You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half. "
I demand a recount.  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
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You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount. "
Shhhhhh
No. |
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
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You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
Accepted.
Can I have a tiara?"
Hah and yet you denied me my mod status..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
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You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No."
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
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You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
Accepted.
Can I have a tiara?
Hah and yet you denied me my mod status....."
Only because I wasn't Mayor.
Now I am... you should totally be a mod |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
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You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities. "
See?
Getting all clever again! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
•
You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities. "
I shall have the admins deal with that request.
In the meantime... can I offer you anything? Refreshing beverage? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
•
You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again! "
Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
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You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
I shall have the admins deal with that request.
In the meantime... can I offer you anything? Refreshing beverage? "
I'll have a nice cup of tea please. Also have you got a twix I can have. I need it for something else... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
•
You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again!
Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop "
Soz.
Can't interfere with the democratic process.
(Wait till after dark, I'll smash his kneecaps) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
•
You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again!
Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop
Soz.
Can't interfere with the democratic process.
(Wait till after dark, I'll smash his kneecaps)"
Insures kneecaps for about £50 million quid* |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
•
You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
I shall have the admins deal with that request.
In the meantime... can I offer you anything? Refreshing beverage?
I'll have a nice cup of tea please. Also have you got a twix I can have. I need it for something else..."
I have.
The tea may taste funny but that's just because it is a special blend. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
•
You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again!
Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop
Soz.
Can't interfere with the democratic process.
(Wait till after dark, I'll smash his kneecaps)"
You're so good to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
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You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again!
Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop
Soz.
Can't interfere with the democratic process.
(Wait till after dark, I'll smash his kneecaps)
You're so good to me "
And I will show him what to do with his fucking twix too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
•
You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again!
Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop
Soz.
Can't interfere with the democratic process.
(Wait till after dark, I'll smash his kneecaps)
You're so good to me
And I will show him what to do with his fucking twix too!"
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
•
You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again!
Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop
Soz.
Can't interfere with the democratic process.
(Wait till after dark, I'll smash his kneecaps)
You're so good to me
And I will show him what to do with his fucking twix too!
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Jennie... darling.
I think he knows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...
If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto?
Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor?
How about you OP?
•
...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
[joke]"
Why is he a tosser? |
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I've had to change my selection criteria, initially based on votes, and adopt a scoring system based on competencies. The reason for this was because I was publically poo-poo'd for my popularity thread.  
MøønGreyKittyÇat is absolutely right to challenge and here's the original votes:
Jim: 13
Granny Crumpet: 8
Posh: 5
Ash: 4
Lorna: 4
Princess Peach: 2
Others who were mentioned received 1.
However the outcome is still the same:
Pøsh. The Mayor.
Jïm. Deputy.
Hïppyçhick. The Chauffeur (ostensibly because she gets to drive the Rolls Royce Silver Wraith and it's big enough for a gang bang).
Granny would have been a delicious contender but it appears she's going through a Fab hiatus. And we can't have a mayor in 'absentia'.
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I've had to change my selection criteria, initially based on votes, and adopt a scoring system based on competencies. The reason for this was because I was publically poo-poo'd for my popularity thread.
MøønGreyKittyÇat is absolutely right to challenge and here's the original votes:
Jim: 13
Granny Crumpet: 8
Posh: 5
Ash: 4
Lorna: 4
Princess Peach: 2
Others who were mentioned received 1.
However the outcome is still the same:
Pøsh. The Mayor.
Jïm. Deputy.
Hïppyçhick. The Chauffeur (ostensibly because she gets to drive the Rolls Royce Silver Wraith and it's big enough for a gang bang).
Granny would have been a delicious contender but it appears she's going through a Fab hiatus. And we can't have a mayor in 'absentia'.
Congratulations Pøsh. Do I get a ceremonial kiss? "
If I get a tiara I'll kiss everyone ceremonially or otherwise! |
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"I've had to change my selection criteria, initially based on votes, and adopt a scoring system based on competencies. The reason for this was because I was publically poo-poo'd for my popularity thread.
MøønGreyKittyÇat is absolutely right to challenge and here's the original votes:
Jim: 13
Granny Crumpet: 8
Posh: 5
Ash: 4
Lorna: 4
Princess Peach: 2
Others who were mentioned received 1.
However the outcome is still the same:
Pøsh. The Mayor.
Jïm. Deputy.
Hïppyçhick. The Chauffeur (ostensibly because she gets to drive the Rolls Royce Silver Wraith and it's big enough for a gang bang).
Granny would have been a delicious contender but it appears she's going through a Fab hiatus. And we can't have a mayor in 'absentia'.
Congratulations Pøsh. Do I get a ceremonial kiss?
If I get a tiara I'll kiss everyone ceremonially or otherwise!"
Is there a queue? Asking for a friend.. |
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"Princess Peach x
Oh peach would make sure everyone did as they were told
She definitely would! Vote for Princess Peach for next campaign  "
How long is an encumbent's term of office? Can we play this game again? I'm going to go on HIGNFY loads so I can win next time. Worked for Boris. |
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
Female …. Mayoress ….. Shirley?
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I'm totally fine with that. It's up to Pøsh. Not sure if she wants to be called "Shirley" though. "
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
Female …. Mayoress ….. Shirley?
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I'm totally fine with that. It's up to Pøsh. Not sure if she wants to be called "Shirley" though. "
Grrr I hate it when people change others posts! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?
Female …. Mayoress ….. Shirley?
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I'm totally fine with that. It's up to Pøsh. Not sure if she wants to be called "Shirley" though. "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Princess Peach x
Oh peach would make sure everyone did as they were told
She definitely would! Vote for Princess Peach for next campaign
How long is an encumbent's term of office? Can we play this game again? I'm going to go on HIGNFY loads so I can win next time. Worked for Boris."
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"How long is an encumbent's term of office? Can we play this game again?
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I would most certainly like to with the assumption that I'm still allowed and not been cast into the void like Melkor. "
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"Princess Peach x
Oh peach would make sure everyone did as they were told
She definitely would! Vote for Princess Peach for next campaign
How long is an encumbent's term of office? Can we play this game again? I'm going to go on HIGNFY loads so I can win next time. Worked for Boris.
You think you can beat me? "
With a wooden spoon? Yes. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Princess Peach x
Oh peach would make sure everyone did as they were told
She definitely would! Vote for Princess Peach for next campaign
How long is an encumbent's term of office? Can we play this game again? I'm going to go on HIGNFY loads so I can win next time. Worked for Boris.
You think you can beat me?
With a wooden spoon? Yes. "
I'll take you. |
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"Princess Peach x
Oh peach would make sure everyone did as they were told
She definitely would! Vote for Princess Peach for next campaign
How long is an encumbent's term of office? Can we play this game again? I'm going to go on HIGNFY loads so I can win next time. Worked for Boris.
You think you can beat me?
With a wooden spoon? Yes. "
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Ahem, that wooden spoon is an official Ceremonial Spoon. In fact it's a ladle....and great for stirring. |
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