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over a year ago
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Well that’s that then
I had no idea it was that easy!
We’ve been doing it all wrong! "
Yeah .... turns out the 'a few glasses of wine, a little dancing, who knows where it may lead' approach is not the way to go!
No wonder I am not getting any! |
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"Fancy a bonk?
You offering?
J x
Just waiting for Easily to return my flannel. x
I’m done now thanks Jim. Just waiting for missyeuxblues to blow dry me and I’ll be on my way  "
I don’t mind being a fluffer, but I want footage! |
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"
Well that’s that then
I had no idea it was that easy!
We’ve been doing it all wrong!
Yeah .... turns out the 'a few glasses of wine, a little dancing, who knows where it may lead' approach is not the way to go!
No wonder I am not getting any!"
This FAF and FAB business seems to be the way forward! |
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"Fancy a bonk?
You offering?
J x
Just waiting for Easily to return my flannel. x
I’m done now thanks Jim. Just waiting for missyeuxblues to blow dry me and I’ll be on my way
I don’t mind being a fluffer, but I want footage! "
Deal! Just don’t go expecting any of that good sex nonsense. Lower your standards and we’ll get along just fine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does it come with a money back guarantee Jim? If so then pencil me in for 17.23 this evening 
Cherry x
Everyone gets a biro just for enquiring. x
Oooo... I feel like a winner already
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See you at 17:23, be write on time. |
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"Does it come with a money back guarantee Jim? If so then pencil me in for 17.23 this evening
Cherry x
Everyone gets a biro just for enquiring. x
Oooo... I feel like a winner already
See you at 17:23, be write on time."
With my new biro, I will be bic soon. |
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"Fancy a bonk?
You offering?
J x
Just waiting for Easily to return my flannel. x
I’m done now thanks Jim. Just waiting for missyeuxblues to blow dry me and I’ll be on my way
I don’t mind being a fluffer, but I want footage!
Deal! Just don’t go expecting any of that good sex nonsense. Lower your standards and we’ll get along just fine "
I don’t like good sex. We will be fine  |
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"Fancy a bonk?
You offering?
J x
Just waiting for Easily to return my flannel. x
I’m done now thanks Jim. Just waiting for missyeuxblues to blow dry me and I’ll be on my way
I don’t mind being a fluffer, but I want footage!
Deal! Just don’t go expecting any of that good sex nonsense. Lower your standards and we’ll get along just fine
I don’t like good sex. We will be fine "
Well if you want crap sex inbox me with tits and we’ll go from there |
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"Thing is, it’s going to be a busy night if the thread gets filled !! I’m not sure I’ve got the wherewithal to bonk !
A bum then?  "
Haha as long as it doesn’t take too long I have ironing to do after I’ve had my lady bits waxed!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Clearly far too late to the party. I didn't even get my coat off.
We all know that you're not wearing anything underneath that coat.
it's a coat of many cummers"
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