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Has anyone seen my penis pump on their travels?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

Tmontana wants to borrow it for the night and I can’t find it anywhere

Love and Peace

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's not my bag man!

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By *hilledGuerillaMan  over a year ago

In the monkey house

Try down the back of the sofa. Might even find some lost cash.

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By *hoirCouple  over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though

P

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

In the cupboard with the coffee frother.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Check Red's

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership "

What’s his Fab name?

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though

P"

Reading that turned my stomach

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership

What’s his Fab name? "

Doris.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"It’s in my bag man!"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Try down the back of the sofa. Might even find some lost cash. "

I’ve checked there and only found some chips

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though

P"

Who’s your ex?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"In the cupboard with the coffee frother."

Is there such a thing as a coffee frothererer?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Check Red's "

Red’s what?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer "

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership

What’s his Fab name?

Doris."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership

What’s his Fab name? "

PrimeSpinsterFucker

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Try down the back of the sofa. Might even find some lost cash.

I’ve checked there and only found some chips "

Take 'em back to the casino!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership

What’s his Fab name?

PrimeSpinsterFucker "

He must have his profile hidden

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"In the cupboard with the coffee frother.

Is there such a thing as a coffee frothererer? "

They're called velvetisers I believe.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Try down the back of the sofa. Might even find some lost cash.

I’ve checked there and only found some chips

Take 'em back to the casino!"

Can’t go back ever again after the ‘incident’

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By *olden RatioWoman  over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana "

He has plenty of potential fluffers, surely?!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"In the cupboard with the coffee frother.

Is there such a thing as a coffee frothererer?

They're called velvetisers I believe. "

This isn’t an urban dictionary thing is it?

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Ask your neighbour for it back......

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

He has plenty of potential fluffers, surely?! "

I think he wants to make an impression

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana "

Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha

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By *hoirCouple  over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though

P

Reading that turned my stomach "

Did mine when C first called it that. I've gotten that used to it now :/

Rex, my ex is thankfully not on fab but does possess at least 2 penis pumps so if nothing else you could try to filch one

P

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Ask your neighbour for it back......"

I don’t talk to the ones on the left

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that "

Dude, I might have to let you down……….. in more ways than one

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol


"Ask your neighbour for it back......

I don’t talk to the ones on the left "

Try the right....

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha "

I wouldn’t expect anything else

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though

P

Reading that turned my stomach

Did mine when C first called it that. I've gotten that used to it now :/

Rex, my ex is thankfully not on fab but does possess at least 2 penis pumps so if nothing else you could try to filch one

P"

I’d be grateful if you could

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Ask your neighbour for it back......

I don’t talk to the ones on the left

Try the right.... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha

I wouldn’t expect anything else "

Ha ha always down to be test driven also even if it’s seconds

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

Video of either of you using would be grand!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's being used on Nelson statue in Leicester Square for his telescope

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha

I wouldn’t expect anything else

Ha ha always down to be test driven also even if it’s seconds "

Jesus

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Video of either of you using would be grand!

Jo.Xx "

How about a video of me putting it on him?

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Video of either of you using would be grand!

Jo.Xx

How about a video of me putting it on him? "

Now you're just teasing!!

That's the dream!!

Jo.Xx

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"It's being used on Nelson statue in Leicester Square for his telescope "

No wonder he lost an eye then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha

I wouldn’t expect anything else

Ha ha always down to be test driven also even if it’s seconds

Jesus "

I think most realise by now I am a “4 latter bad word” ha ha

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Video of either of you using would be grand!

Jo.Xx

How about a video of me putting it on him?

Now you're just teasing!!

That's the dream!!

Jo.Xx "

I’ll see what I can do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home. "

That’s what I told everyone

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.

That’s what I told everyone "

You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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It's in her rectum!!! ^

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


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Hhhhmmmmm I’m onto you

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

It's in her rectum!!! ^

"

I asked you to turn the webcam off ffs

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Hhhhmmmmm I’m onto you "

Oh Rex... promises promises

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.

That’s what I told everyone

You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump* "

I’ve got to be honest with you but I’m surprised I didn’t get pregnant from it

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. This thread!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"

Hhhhmmmmm I’m onto you

Oh Rex... promises promises"

I’m close to cracking the case

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.

That’s what I told everyone

You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump*

I’ve got to be honest with you but I’m surprised I didn’t get pregnant from it "

Come over to mine and I'll fill you with my watery juice and shove a lemon up your asshole and make you birth it!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had a look round. You didn't leave it here. Again

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


" . This thread!"

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that "

If you don't find it I'll volunteer to have a go.

Not promising anything though.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.

That’s what I told everyone

You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump*

I’ve got to be honest with you but I’m surprised I didn’t get pregnant from it

Come over to mine and I'll fill you with my watery juice and shove a lemon up your asshole and make you birth it!! "

I knew you loved me

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I've had a look round. You didn't leave it here. Again "

Thanks for looking though

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Hang on a mo. You got the small didn't you?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that

If you don't find it I'll volunteer to have a go.

Not promising anything though."

I love it when the Fab community rally around to help others out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pump up the Jack, pump it up

While your feet are stompin'

And the Jack is pumpin'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that

Dude, I might have to let you down……….. in more ways than one "

-

I’m in tears

Of laughter

Again

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Pump up the Jack, pump it up

While your feet are stompin'

And the Jack is pumpin'"

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Did you sit on it....lost in a dark black hole....

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By *hubby CoupleCouple  over a year ago

Essex

Saw in on display at your local charity shop as we was walking past earlier, was labelled up as a bong, asking price was £2 quid.

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

I know you lent it to the local farmer to use on his prize bull......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pump up the Jack, pump it up

While your feet are stompin'

And the Jack is pumpin'"

I have just had a pump and a bun

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that

Dude, I might have to let you down……….. in more ways than one

-

I’m in tears

Of laughter

Again

"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Did you sit on it....lost in a dark black hole...."

It was only a small 9” one so that’s very feasible

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Saw in on display at your local charity shop as we was walking past earlier, was labelled up as a bong, asking price was £2 quid. "

Shit. They’re closed now

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I know you lent it to the local farmer to use on his prize bull......"

Thank you Tiger

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So... you can definitely have it back Rex. He didn't fit in it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that "

I wouldn't share ANYTHING that's had Rex's LittleRex anywhere near it

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