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Has anyone seen my penis pump on their travels?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Try down the back of the sofa. Might even find some lost cash.
I’ve checked there and only found some chips 
Take 'em back to the casino!"
Can’t go back ever again after the ‘incident’ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the cupboard with the coffee frother.
Is there such a thing as a coffee frothererer?
They're called velvetisers I believe. "
This isn’t an urban dictionary thing is it?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer  
It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana 
He has plenty of potential fluffers, surely?! "
I think he wants to make an impression |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer
It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana "
Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
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"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though
P
Reading that turned my stomach  "
Did mine when C first called it that. I've gotten that used to it now :/
Rex, my ex is thankfully not on fab but does possess at least 2 penis pumps so if nothing else you could try to filch one
P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer
It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana
Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha "
I wouldn’t expect anything else |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though
P
Reading that turned my stomach
Did mine when C first called it that. I've gotten that used to it now :/
Rex, my ex is thankfully not on fab but does possess at least 2 penis pumps so if nothing else you could try to filch one
P"
I’d be grateful if you could  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer
It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana
Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha
I wouldn’t expect anything else "
Ha ha always down to be test driven also even if it’s seconds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer
It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana
Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha
I wouldn’t expect anything else
Ha ha always down to be test driven also even if it’s seconds "
Jesus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer
It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana
Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha
I wouldn’t expect anything else
Ha ha always down to be test driven also even if it’s seconds
Jesus "
I think most realise by now I am a “4 latter bad word” ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Video of either of you using would be grand!  
Jo.Xx
How about a video of me putting it on him?
Now you're just teasing!!
That's the dream!! 
Jo.Xx "
I’ll see what I can do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.
That’s what I told everyone "
You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.
That’s what I told everyone
You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump* "
I’ve got to be honest with you but I’m surprised I didn’t get pregnant from it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.
That’s what I told everyone
You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump*
I’ve got to be honest with you but I’m surprised I didn’t get pregnant from it "
Come over to mine and I'll fill you with my watery juice and shove a lemon up your asshole and make you birth it!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.
That’s what I told everyone
You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump*
I’ve got to be honest with you but I’m surprised I didn’t get pregnant from it
Come over to mine and I'll fill you with my watery juice and shove a lemon up your asshole and make you birth it!! "
I knew you loved me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don’t say you’ve lost it! 
I was looking forward to that
If you don't find it I'll volunteer to have a go.
Not promising anything though."
I love it when the Fab community rally around to help others out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t say you’ve lost it!
I was looking forward to that
Dude, I might have to let you down……….. in more ways than one "
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I’m in tears
Of laughter
Again
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don’t say you’ve lost it!
I was looking forward to that
Dude, I might have to let you down……….. in more ways than one
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I’m in tears
Of laughter
Again
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Saw in on display at your local charity shop as we was walking past earlier, was labelled up as a bong, asking price was £2 quid. "
Shit. They’re closed now  |
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