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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

The bra manufacturer has gone bust

A dog kennel has called in the retrievers

The bakery has run out of dough

Anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The electrician lost his spark

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

There is a leek in under the sink

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Durex has gone bust

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

The paper factory has folded.

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

The glue company has come unstuck.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

The smoothie bar has gone into liquidation.

The glue producers have gone insolvent.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

The wheels have come of at the car plant...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ice cream man has topped himself

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By *oah VailMan over a year ago

Dover

The balloon factory has gone pop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ice cream business is going to be liquidised.

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

The cobbler has been given the boot.

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By *aughty but nice...Man over a year ago

Staffs

The wheels have come of the alloy wheel maker

...

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

The toilet factory is on the skids.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

I hope Hippychick is taking notes.

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

The manager of the howitzer factory has been banged up.

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

The egg farmer has cracked up.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

The towncryer lost his voice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The IT supplier got the boot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The breast enhancement clinic has gone tits up.

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

IKEA furniture factory expansion plans have been shelved.

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

The cartographer has lost his way.

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The carpenter has had his chips

The undertakers have gone under

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

The plumbers secrets have leaked out.

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"The breast enhancement clinic has gone tits up."

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

The orange juice factory is feeling the squeeze.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

The pet shop is the dogs bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Viagra makers have flopped

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The new dildo makers have a buzz around them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The electrician lost his spark "

that's me

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By *egvisir71Man over a year ago

Derbyshire

The origami company has folded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The castle builders were demoated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Playboy models have been exposed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The binmen got the sack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like this game

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By *egvisir71Man over a year ago

Derbyshire

The queens guard got their marching orders

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By *egvisir71Man over a year ago

Derbyshire

The jugglers have been dropped

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The tarmac supervisor as been laid off

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By *egvisir71Man over a year ago

Derbyshire

The gunsmith has been fired

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

The brickie was stood up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The woodworm was found dead in a brick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The mattress tester was found sleeping on the job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bra manufacturer has gone bust

A dog kennel has called in the retrievers

The bakery has run out of dough

Anymore

A newly qualified lawyer tragically passed away. His career was brief.

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

The librarian has been booked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An IPO of a the dairy farm has been floated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The brickie was stood up. "

That’s quite hod!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The gunsmith has been fired

Can’t find a new job. His search has drawn a blank!

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The horologist has had his time

The Swan Vesta seller has met his match

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple over a year ago

West Bromwich

The teacher has lost control of his pupils

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Porcelain factory in trouble. Sales have gone down the pan.

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By *egvisir71Man over a year ago

Derbyshire

"The gunsmith has been fired

Can’t find a new job. His search has drawn a blank! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ghost hunters are in high spirits

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By *iger4uWoman over a year ago

In my happy place

Cigarette factory went up in smoke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Orders at the bottling plant have dried up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The shitfactory went down the pan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The workers at the match factory are striking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The gynaecologist was tight fisted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Urologist couldn’t arrange a piss up in a brewery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The rope manufacturer can no longer make ends meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The rubber band designer ha snapped

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The rubber band designer ha snapped "

The rubber johnny gave up so had to pull out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The gynaecologist was tight fisted. "

And don’t even mention the proctologist!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Dyson factory bit the dust

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The masseuse was sacked for rubbing people up the wrong way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The soap maker is all washed up

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By *eigh guyMan over a year ago

wigan

Airline has crashed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sex therapist failed to turn up for work one day. She just didn't give a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The fish monger didn't know her plaice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Share prices in SpaceX have rocketed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

great thread..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The gynaecologist gave work the finger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The bread maker was toast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The butcher has been given the chop..

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By *oomarangMan over a year ago

Chester

The ice cream factory had had its assets frozen

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A gravedigger came to work in fancy dress one day, he'd lost the plot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The smoothie bar has gone into liquidation.

The glue producers have gone insolvent. "

Reading a great book on the history of glue...cant put it down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The egg producer faces a paltry future

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walls ice cream have had their assets frozen.

Train manufacturers business on track for great success until their business plan came of the rails.

Unsuccessful comedian's career is no joke.

Waiter sacked for standing around.

Meteorologists after dinner speech goes down a storm.

Hairdresses contract of employment has fringe benefits.

Winston

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By *xhibitionGuy35Man over a year ago

South East

plasterer’s gone to the wall

scuba gear hire firm finally goes under

secretary agency has gone into administration

massage parlour comes to an un-happy ending

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

The postman got the sack

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