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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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The Sun is running a story that due to rising energy prices there has never been so many second hand reptile tanks advertised for sale. People can no longer afford to heat the tanks. People are ditching these snakes and reptiles and turning them loose. If true then we are in big trouble .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Sun is running a story that due to rising energy prices there has never been so many second hand reptile tanks advertised for sale. People can no longer afford to heat the tanks. People are ditching these snakes and reptiles and turning them loose. If true then we are in big trouble .."
Yeah I watched ninja turtles see what happened to them getting released into the wild!! |
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The s*n is little better than that cheap and nasty toilet paper that feels a bit like greaseproof paper and scratches the fuck out of your arsehole. Take no notice of it Tom, it will improve you as a person |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No problem. One cold British Weekend and there are no snakes in the drains.
Oh noes! A summer of reptilian hell!  "
A Summer of Reptilian Hell, I'd watch that movie. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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There may be merit in this story.. rising costs.. snakes and reptiles set free.. the Burma python has taken over the USA Everglades..
Could this happen in the UK..
No cold winters to kill off these buggers.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will they interbreed and create super snakes?
Will they get ideas from the jellyfish?
Are they friends with the sharks?"
Maybe they will produce a cross breed killer reptile that will help solve fuel poverty…. By eating their feckless previous owners! |
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"Will they interbreed and create super snakes?
Will they get ideas from the jellyfish?
Are they friends with the sharks?
Maybe they will produce a cross breed killer reptile that will help solve fuel poverty…. By eating their feckless previous owners! "
Save the planet. Eradicate humans |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let's hope The Mail don't get hold of this story. I can see the headline 'Are asylum seeking, homeless, travelling snakes stealing your pension?'"
You can always depend on the gutter press to drum up some “Hisssssstyria”! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not fair on the reptiles and snakes and rodents they release and not fair on those who stumble across the buggers...
Life isnt fair Tom"
Wait til they get on planes - there will be mayhem.  |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"It's not fair on the reptiles and snakes and rodents they release and not fair on those who stumble across the buggers...
Life isnt fair Tom
Wait til they get on planes - there will be mayhem. "
I saw a documentary once about a plane full of snakes that escaped from the crates and the buggers were everywhere |
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"Let's hope The Mail don't get hold of this story. I can see the headline 'Are asylum seeking, homeless, travelling snakes stealing your pension?'"
I can see the film title now: Snakes on a Plane 2 Rwanda
LvM |
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"Let's hope The Mail don't get hold of this story. I can see the headline 'Are asylum seeking, homeless, travelling snakes stealing your pension?'
I can see the film title now: Snakes on a Plane 2 Rwanda
LvM"
Followed in the cinema listings by Hotel Rwanda (only 2 stars, apparently) |
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"Will they interbreed and create super snakes?
Will they get ideas from the jellyfish?
Are they friends with the sharks?
Don't forget the lasers!"
Super snakes lurking on our shores, ready to ride on sharks, and project their jellyfish stings with friggin' lasers |
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"Will they interbreed and create super snakes?
Will they get ideas from the jellyfish?
Are they friends with the sharks?
Don't forget the lasers!
Super snakes lurking on our shores, ready to ride on sharks, and project their jellyfish stings with friggin' lasers"
Sounds like the hot tub at Chams! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will they interbreed and create super snakes?
Will they get ideas from the jellyfish?
Are they friends with the sharks?
Don't forget the lasers!
Super snakes lurking on our shores, ready to ride on sharks, and project their jellyfish stings with friggin' lasers"
And building frigging pyramids |
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