FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Menfolk of the Lounge...... it has been a while since the last NotSoQuickie.....

Menfolk of the Lounge...... it has been a while since the last NotSoQuickie.....

Jump to: Newest in thread

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your.....

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Ooh good call, Posh.

Come in gents, I need to perve & objectify you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooh good call, Posh.

Come in gents, I need to perve & objectify you

You heard me hit "post" didn't you...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunno if i got any like that

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Done

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Going to have to disappoint you I'm afraid. I will not be debasing myself for the smutty desires of the forum women, thank you very much!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are we meant to be doing?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have pictures of said happy trail, however, as it also encompasses my sausage it is not for public viewing.

Viewing by PM only, if you want to be really disappointed that is

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dunno if i got any like that "

There is a really easy answer...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Going to have to disappoint you I'm afraid. I will not be debasing myself for the smutty desires of the forum women, thank you very much!"

But... but... but...

Ooh. Butt. That's the next one I think

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love tracing a good trail..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What are we meant to be doing? "

Reading the OP and doing what it says.

Fucks sake Wonko... it's shorter than the one I wrote earlier.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

Oh I’ll just have a good old blatant perv

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have pictures of said happy trail, however, as it also encompasses my sausage it is not for public viewing.

Viewing by PM only, if you want to be really disappointed that is

PM incoming

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Found one pic with a bit of a trail

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

Oh posh, its an excellent idea..

I'm pulling up a seat and bringing popcorn

Thanks gents in advance

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Done

WOW......

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dunno if i got any like that

There is a really easy answer...

"
no no no need time to prep and take 300 pics to find a good one first its on my belly i just ate 16oz of steak so its huuuuuuge

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too

Yes FH. Yes you do

Thank you for your excellent participation

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

Dance fellas ...dance for the ladies....do as your told!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are we meant to be doing?

Reading the OP and doing what it says.

Fucks sake Wonko... it's shorter than the one I wrote earlier."

I don't think you want to see that from me

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move onto into public for ya

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moved*

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Don't mind me

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Love tracing a good trail..

It's one of my favourite things... and post sex it's just so relaxing running your fingers up and down... and up and down... and up and down... and... um...

I need a moment

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!"

Rex! Let me smother it Nutella and ride you like I stole you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh I’ll just have a good old blatant perv

Saved you a seat

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Found one pic with a bit of a trail "

Oh you really did

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too

Yes FH. Yes you do

Thank you for your excellent participation

More than happy to assist, especially after you took the time to write all that out

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh posh, its an excellent idea..

I'm pulling up a seat and bringing popcorn

Thanks gents in advance "

Yoire so welcome

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too

Oooft! 11th Feb

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dunno if i got any like that

There is a really easy answer...

no no no need time to prep and take 300 pics to find a good one first its on my belly i just ate 16oz of steak so its huuuuuuge"

Huge, you say

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How freaky I shaped mine earlier but I never took a picture

Sorry Posh…

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dance fellas ...dance for the ladies....do as your told!

No dear, I'm not asking for dancing. As I'm not a site supporter I can't watch videos

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

Happy trails ladies xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Move onto into public for ya"

Where's the drool emoji when you need it for crying out loud?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Don't mind me

Pervert

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Can grey joggers be included?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where. "

I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too

Yes FH. Yes you do

Thank you for your excellent participation

More than happy to assist, especially after you took the time to write all that out

If you're going to do something you should do it well I say

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Much as I’d like to grant your request nsp….

Effort.

Maybe when I have more time and inclination at the weekend.

You should do a weekend picture challenge thread again, they can be fun!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Dance fellas ...dance for the ladies....do as your told!

No dear, I'm not asking for dancing. As I'm not a site supporter I can't watch videos

But her deviant perve of a friend IS a site supporter, so have at it boys

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How freaky I shaped mine earlier but I never took a picture

Sorry Posh…

You're not sorry.

And you have a camera... and we can wait

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh wow, thank you Posh, so much!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy trails ladies xx"

Just... move a little closer

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can grey joggers be included?"

Well, if they must be...

As long as we get the bit above them...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How freaky I shaped mine earlier but I never took a picture

Sorry Posh…

You're not sorry.

And you have a camera... and we can wait

Let me see what I can do in the morning

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too

Oooft! 11th Feb

Why thank you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Much as I’d like to grant your request nsp….

Effort.

Maybe when I have more time and inclination at the weekend.

You should do a weekend picture challenge thread again, they can be fun!"

Jeez Sam. Demanding much!

Ok. I'll do one this weekend.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh wow, thank you Posh, so much!!

Welcome Lisa

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How freaky I shaped mine earlier but I never took a picture

Sorry Posh…

You're not sorry.

And you have a camera... and we can wait

Let me see what I can do in the morning

Oh Jack... you know how I like you in the morning

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ancsduoCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Can grey joggers be included?

Well, if they must be...

As long as we get the bit above them..."

But of course.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In

Yep... that works...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can grey joggers be included?

Well, if they must be...

As long as we get the bit above them...

But of course.

You're too kind

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!"

Why do I feel like meat?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

"Happy trails ladies xx

Just... move a little closer

I will set off now and you can expect me to we with you in 7-10 business days x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

What am I suppose to be doing

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where.

I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway

I'll assume you won't need directions

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!

Why do I feel like meat?

Because you said "Posh, treat me like meat" and I'm doing my best.

(Mods... I'm not actually really sharing messages. It was more of a subliminal thing)

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Can grey joggers be included?

Well, if they must be...

As long as we get the bit above them...

But of course.

You're too kind

I would be rude not to.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Don't mind me

Pervert

I'm in good company then

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy trails ladies xx

Just... move a little closer

I will set off now and you can expect me to we with you in 7-10 business days x"

Ooooh. I like a happy package

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where.

I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway

I'll assume you won't need directions"

Turns out I don't. But I like instructions

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can grey joggers be included?

Well, if they must be...

As long as we get the bit above them...

But of course.

You're too kind

I would be rude not to.

And we are never rude here..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Don't mind me

Pervert

I'm in good company then

The absolute best

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!

Why do I feel like meat?

Because you said "Posh, treat me like meat" and I'm doing my best.

(Mods... I'm not actually really sharing messages. It was more of a subliminal thing)"

No, I said ‘Posh would you like a meet?’

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

It's more of a moorland than a trail, but clearly these are desperate times...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!

Why do I feel like meat?

Because you said "Posh, treat me like meat" and I'm doing my best.

(Mods... I'm not actually really sharing messages. It was more of a subliminal thing)

No, I said ‘Posh would you like a meet?’

Aww man.

Damn my missing hearing aid!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Can grey joggers be included?

Well, if they must be...

As long as we get the bit above them...

But of course.

You're too kind

I would be rude not to.

And we are never rude here..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's more of a moorland than a trail, but clearly these are desperate times..."

Still entirely strokable...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!

Why do I feel like meat?

Shurrup & show me your meat

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)"

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

Various pics available for your perusal.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Various pics available for your perusal. "

And peruse I do

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Where's Inconceivable? She's not normally late on parade...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *aiseiMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Seeing as it’s you Posh, profile pic updated…..

There’s even a cuppa waiting for you.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hisStagsVixenCouple over a year ago

peterborough

This thread is possibly the best one I’ve seen

thank you Posh for encouraging this absolute treat for my eyes

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ryingitout19Man over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

"Going to have to disappoint you I'm afraid. I will not be debasing myself for the smutty desires of the forum women, thank you very much!"

You're an honourable man, DrWho.

Me? Not so much, but still only half a trail to offer, Posh!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

"
for 1 night only so,

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Seeing as it’s you Posh, profile pic updated…..

There’s even a cuppa waiting for you.

You know just how to seduce a woman

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy to share with anyone. Absolute exhibitionist

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This thread is possibly the best one I’ve seen

thank you Posh for encouraging this absolute treat for my eyes

You're absolutely welcome...

Thank the menfolk... they're the real stars

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Going to have to disappoint you I'm afraid. I will not be debasing myself for the smutty desires of the forum women, thank you very much!

You're an honourable man, DrWho.

Me? Not so much, but still only half a trail to offer, Posh!"

Half of sexy is still damn sexy

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where.

I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway

I'll assume you won't need directions

Turns out I don't. But I like instructions

Noted!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so, "

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

"
and for the Rec, you are most deffo a bigger perv than me,,

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy to share with anyone. Absolute exhibitionist"

And the ladies are so pleased you are

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

"
hands just get in the way,,

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *entleman Blue EyesMan over a year ago

Saffron Walden

My path is poorly lit and being verified for safe access. It'll be open to the publics shortly

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where.

I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway

I'll assume you won't need directions

Turns out I don't. But I like instructions

Noted!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

hands just get in the way,,

Mouth then

And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My path is poorly lit and being verified for safe access. It'll be open to the publics shortly

Oh lord... that's a hazard to my loins

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hisStagsVixenCouple over a year ago

peterborough

"This thread is possibly the best one I’ve seen

thank you Posh for encouraging this absolute treat for my eyes

You're absolutely welcome...

Thank the menfolk... they're the real stars

Thank you, you bunch of gorgeous menfolk

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

hands just get in the way,,

Mouth then

And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most

"
ohhh that was never in Q,, why you think we became friends

, besides nice boobies that is

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so, "

Oh, lord!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hisCharManMan over a year ago

South Manchester

This bit?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

Oh, lord!

"
behave yourself young lady,,

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

hands just get in the way,,

Mouth then

And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most

ohhh that was never in Q,, why you think we became friends

, besides nice boobies that is

Exactly... us perverts do tend to come together with a bang

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!"

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

"Dance fellas ...dance for the ladies....do as your told!

No dear, I'm not asking for dancing. As I'm not a site supporter I can't watch videos

You know very well what I was hinting at...and don't get me started with threads like this, I remember the private conversation we had about them, and why most of you ladies even start them

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This bit?

Yes. Yes. Yes.

That bit. That bit... right there.

*sigh*

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dance fellas ...dance for the ladies....do as your told!

No dear, I'm not asking for dancing. As I'm not a site supporter I can't watch videos

You know very well what I was hinting at...and don't get me started with threads like this, I remember the private conversation we had about them, and why most of you ladies even start them

I do. And you also remember why I do...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

hands just get in the way,,

Mouth then

And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most

ohhh that was never in Q,, why you think we became friends

, besides nice boobies that is

Exactly... us perverts do tend to come together with a bang

"
ohhhh I'd love a good bang.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

hands just get in the way,,

Mouth then

And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most

ohhh that was never in Q,, why you think we became friends

, besides nice boobies that is

Exactly... us perverts do tend to come together with a bang

ohhhh I'd love a good bang. "

Crying out loud man. I can't offer again. A girl can only throw herself at you so many times in public before it gets embarrassing

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"This bit?

Ooh, that'll be nice & smooth on my tongue

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hisCharManMan over a year ago

South Manchester

"This bit?

Ooh, that'll be nice & smooth on my tongue

Now now, calm down

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ladies... get fabbing the gorgeous and so obliging guys!

(That way they'll oblige again see....)

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Why hello there

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask for anything ladies. In my hot tub

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

Belly button

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

Belly button

The bit between the belly button and the peen...

You really didn't read my porn did you? I mean... erm... my OP

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

Belly button

The bit between the belly button and the peen...

You really didn't read my porn did you? I mean... erm... my OP

I did I did I swear

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *cotty1376Man over a year ago

PRESTON

done

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

Belly button

The bit between the belly button and the peen...

You really didn't read my porn did you? I mean... erm... my OP

I did I did I swear

Well... come on then!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"done

Oooh Scotty... spoiling us!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Done! Hope you ladies like!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ask for anything ladies. In my hot tub "

Any room for Posh & I in your hot tub.....?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Done! Hope you ladies like! "

Oh we like... we really like.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

Belly button

The bit between the belly button and the peen...

You really didn't read my porn did you? I mean... erm... my OP

I did I did I swear

Well... come on then!"

Like that

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan over a year ago

Close By

Darn... I appear to have shaved mine off

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

Belly button

The bit between the belly button and the peen...

You really didn't read my porn did you? I mean... erm... my OP

I did I did I swear

Well... come on then!

Like that

Yes! Finally!

Just like that

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Darn... I appear to have shaved mine off

Oh it's still strokable... and lickable

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan over a year ago

Close By

"Darn... I appear to have shaved mine off

Oh it's still strokable... and lickable

I'll be sure to keep it as is then

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness.

Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Darn... I appear to have shaved mine off

Oh it's still strokable... and lickable

I'll be sure to keep it as is then

Yes. Just like that

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness.

Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well!"

I'll go down very well Josh.

I mean it will.

Oops.

And yes. More please

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

Is that in, or just being held in place?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Good luck getting your arse and your belly button in the same pic

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

You put your 7th February photo as your profile picture and I drool...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"done

Oooh Scotty... spoiling us!

I'm happily joining in on your appreciation, PoshPants.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good luck getting your arse and your belly button in the same pic"

I'm over arses for today

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

hands just get in the way,,

Mouth then

And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most

ohhh that was never in Q,, why you think we became friends

, besides nice boobies that is

Exactly... us perverts do tend to come together with a bang

ohhhh I'd love a good bang.

Crying out loud man. I can't offer again. A girl can only throw herself at you so many times in public before it gets embarrassing

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unsure if we can class all three or so of my hairs as a happy trail

but here you are Posh xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I still don't know what to do

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Unsure if we can class all three or so of my hairs as a happy trail

but here you are Posh xx"

Well... all three make me smile... seems happy to me

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I still don't know what to do "

You do Wonko... you're just being obtuse now

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness.

Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well!

I'll go down very well Josh.

I mean it will.

Oops.

And yes. More please

I thought that it/you might appreciate it! I'll see what I can do.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still don't know what to do

You do Wonko... you're just being obtuse now

No I'm acute

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness.

Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well!

I'll go down very well Josh.

I mean it will.

Oops.

And yes. More please

I thought that it/you might appreciate it! I'll see what I can do.

The ladies appreciate it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I still don't know what to do

You do Wonko... you're just being obtuse now

No I'm acute

Prove it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness.

Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well!

I'll go down very well Josh.

I mean it will.

Oops.

And yes. More please

I thought that it/you might appreciate it! I'll see what I can do.

The ladies appreciate it

As do those of us who aren't ladies......

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I still don't know what to do

You do Wonko... you're just being obtuse now

No I'm acute

Prove it

Make me

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness.

Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well!

I'll go down very well Josh.

I mean it will.

Oops.

And yes. More please

I thought that it/you might appreciate it! I'll see what I can do.

The ladies appreciate it

As do those of us who aren't ladies......

I thought we were pretending to be ladies today?

I can't keep up

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I still don't know what to do

You do Wonko... you're just being obtuse now

No I'm acute

Prove it

Make me "

I haven't the energy though.

I've been busy perving!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I can't read that much - what do you want?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m sorry Posh but which bit?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't read that much - what do you want? "

I keep asking but they won't tell me

Typical women expecting us to read their minds

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can't read that much - what do you want? "

48 words Chunky! That's all you need to read!

The rest is just waffle.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m sorry Posh but which bit?

Don't you start too!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can't read that much - what do you want?

48 words Chunky! That's all you need to read!

The rest is just waffle."

Sorry, I have a headache

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask for anything ladies. In my hot tub

Any room for Posh & I in your hot tub.....?

Absolutely

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can't read that much - what do you want?

I keep asking but they won't tell me

Typical women expecting us to read their minds "

It's a good job we can't read their minds - we'd be as mad as them.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't read that much - what do you want?

I keep asking but they won't tell me

Typical women expecting us to read their minds

It's a good job we can't read their minds - we'd be as mad as them.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Done

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

You put your 7th February photo as your profile picture and I drool..."

What like that?

Now the arse thread doesn't make sense

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

You put your 7th February photo as your profile picture and I drool...

What like that?

Now the arse thread doesn't make sense

Just like that. I thank you

(Also... good point. I like to confuse people by posting with the couple profile with a picture of himself

)

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

Is that in, or just being held in place?"

Well it's not a coin

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks posh

*leaves the thread as confused as he entered *

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Set ass pic as profile

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry Posh. Haven’t got a linking trail.

https://m.fabswingers.com/my/show/27b1a4ce-c0e6-463e-89ab-6998c8a98107

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Thank you to all the lovely men who have been so kind as to join in with this entirely innocent thread.

And to the ladies who appreciated y'all I say thank you as well.

Posh

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Thank you to all the lovely men who have been so kind as to join in with this entirely innocent thread.

And to the ladies who appreciated y'all I say thank you as well.

Posh

"
perves

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry Posh. Haven’t got a linking trail.

https://m.fabswingers.com/my/show/27b1a4ce-c0e6-463e-89ab-6998c8a98107"

You have a very happy happy trail Mr

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thank you to all the lovely men who have been so kind as to join in with this entirely innocent thread.

And to the ladies who appreciated y'all I say thank you as well.

Posh

perves

Always

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

You put your 7th February photo as your profile picture and I drool...

What like that?

Now the arse thread doesn't make sense

Just like that. I thank you

(Also... good point. I like to confuse people by posting with the couple profile with a picture of himself

I don't see why couples profile picture has to lead with the female always

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't see why couples profile picture has to lead with the female always

It doesn't. I'd rather have him as ours

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)