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By *orders Couple OP   Couple  over a year ago

Kelso

We were recently sorting out the garage and came across a set of postcards we'd purchased over 20 years ago. These were cartoons by the excellent Paul Cemmick entitled 'A to Z of sex, kinks and fetishes' .

Each card, as you might already have guessed, focussed on a specific letter of the alphabet and involved a sexual theme in a comedic manner. For example, W is 'willing wet wimp whiplashed by well-endowed waitress wife'.

Perhaps it's time for us fabbers to come up with our own version, so perhaps someone can start at A.

Let's have some fun xx

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By *eejMan  over a year ago

Worksop

Anal antics in aunty Ann's attic

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple  over a year ago

Kelso


"Anal antics in aunty Ann's attic"

Excellent. I'll dig out the card for A and let you know what it was. I'm fairly certain anal was part of it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bound by buxom babe in boots

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple  over a year ago

Kelso


"Bound by buxom babe in boots "

Now that's a very nice vision.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple  over a year ago

West Suffolk

Cream pied by my cum covered cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Domme

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

Ernie’s ecstasy exacerbated by ejaculating in Ericas ear hole.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple  over a year ago

West Suffolk

Foreplay followed by fun, filth and fucking

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By *aiseiMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Funky Francesca’s Foam and Furry Focused Friday Fuckfest

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple  over a year ago

Kelso


"Domme"

A good start but we need a few more words starting with D to form a kinky sentence.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple  over a year ago

Kelso


"Ernie’s ecstasy exacerbated by ejaculating in Ericas ear hole. "

Excellent one

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple  over a year ago

Kelso


"Foreplay followed by fun, filth and fucking"

But of course. Just as it should be.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple  over a year ago

Kelso


"Funky Francesca’s Foam and Furry Focused Friday Fuckfest"

We could do with being invited to that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bound by buxom babe in boots

Now that's a very nice vision. "

As are your boots

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple  over a year ago

West Suffolk

Gardener gobbles greengrocers giant gonads

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

grievous garage grave gorger

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By *ersiantugMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Housebound Hoover-holding hoodie hammering

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By *ld StrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Telford

Horny hairy housewife handing out hand jobs in hosiery

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple  over a year ago

Kelso

Some great suggestions there.

As we've now covered up to H, here are the ones from the postcards:

A: animal antics of an anal nature

B: British butler in below-stairs bondage bonanza

C: Cowgirl contemplates coitus with cream covered cactus

D: Dreams of Dracula (the Devil's disciple)

E: Energetic elephant excites erogenous areas of empress

F: French feather flagellation for Francis the fatty

G: Girl Guide girdle by garden gnome gang bang

H: High heels and hosiery for hetro and homosexuals

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple  over a year ago

West Suffolk

Inserting Ian’s iron length into Ivor’s intestines

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

[Removed by poster at 20/04/22 21:44:44]

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple  over a year ago

Kelso


"Inserting Ian’s iron length into Ivor’s intestines "

You're enjoying this far too much lol

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

Jim jerked joyfully into Janice’s jam jug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jim jerked joyfully into Janice’s jam jug "

She still hasn't verified me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kinky fetish

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple  over a year ago

West Suffolk

Luscious Lucy’s labia leaks lots of long lasting lubricant

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple  over a year ago

West Suffolk


"Inserting Ian’s iron length into Ivor’s intestines

You're enjoying this far too much lol"

Yep

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple  over a year ago

Kelso


"Inserting Ian’s iron length into Ivor’s intestines

You're enjoying this far too much lol

Yep "

Good

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple  over a year ago

West Suffolk

Mighty mikes massive member massacres Mary’s mouth

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By *aiseiMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Naughty Natasha’s nineteen-pound norks nicely nudge Nigel’s nine-inch nob

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By *vcfetishkinkMan  over a year ago

eye

Pvc plastic masks hoods rainwear

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By *eviant KnightMan  over a year ago

Norton


"Pvc plastic masks hoods rainwear "

What happened to orgasms?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[post ruined by autocorrect at 21/04/22 23:35:37]"

Quietly stuffing quiche into queer Queenie's quim.

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By *eejMan  over a year ago

Worksop

Got one for "D"

Dumping dollops on Debbie's double Ds

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple  over a year ago

West Suffolk

Rampant roger rams his ramrod roughly into Rachel’s round rearend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

S for sounding a sexy sub

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sarah’s strapon slid slowly and sexily into Steve

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Trombone sized vag

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff ish

Uncle Ulysses ubiquitously ululates under Ursula’s unbelievable undercarriage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Victor vanishes into Vera's voluptuous vagina

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

W is 'willing wet wimp whiplashed by well-endowed waitress wife'.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Xander gets excited by x-rays of x-rated xenophiles (who play xylophones)

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