If these are the answers, what are the questions?
1 – Hogwarts
2 – Two fingers and a bit of butter
3 – 28 days later
4 – A sky remote
5 – 3.2 per minute
6 – Pineapple
7 – 3 meters
8 – Trumpets
9 – Chocolate sauce with sprinkles
10 – The National Lottery
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If these are the answers, what are the questions?
1 – Hogwarts
2 – Two fingers and a bit of butter
3 – 28 days later
4 – A sky remote
5 – 3.2 per minute
6 – Pineapple
7 – 3 meters
8 – Trumpets
9 – Chocolate sauce with sprinkles
10 – The National Lottery
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1 -A disease found on pigs
2- A scene from The Last Tango in Paris
3 - Time you were last screened at a GUM clinic
4- How big a cock are they
5- number of idiots I have to deal with on a daily basis
6- The weirdest anal insertion
7 - the average length of a bargepole
8- Too much real Ale last night
9 - the new Vajazzle
10- What I won last night  |
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1. my ex's facial features.
2. first time anal.
3. time till you can sit down without a cushion after 2.
4. standard unit of measurement for a cock.
5. actual strokes of cock in arse.
6. what you shove up the guys arse before/after 2. if he wasn't gentle.
7. The run up you need to insert 5.
8. What it sounds like as you apply 6.
9. See remains of 6.
10.Winning it has about the same odds as 2. with me.
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If these are the answers, what are the questions?
1 – Hogwarts ( Where did Harry Potter go to School )
2 – Two fingers and a bit of butter ( What is the best method for greasing mince pie dishes.
3 – 28 days later - What is the last chance you have to get your money back on broken dildo.
4 – A sky remote - What does the below average brain consider a good tool to measure his tool against.
5 – 3.2 per minute - How many messages does Granny Crumpet get on FAB
6 – Pineapple - Which Dance Studio has men with the best tasting cum ?
7 – 3 meters What is the height of the average ceiling in England ?
8 – Trumpets - What instruments are used to play the Trumpet Voluntary more than once?
9 – Chocolate sauce with sprinkles - What does runny poo with sweetcorn look like ?
10 – The National Lottery - What do you need to have 14 million goes on in order to have a small chance of winning?
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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If these are the answers, what are the questions?
1 – Hogwarts
2 – Two fingers and a bit of butter
3 – 28 days later
4 – A sky remote
5 – 3.2 per minute
6 – Pineapple
7 – 3 meters
8 – Trumpets
9 – Chocolate sauce with sprinkles
10 – The National Lottery
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1) rare condition found in pit bellied pigs?
2) what is the best way to prepare a virgins bottom?
3) how long does it take for kinkyinhants hungry bum to spit out her chewed knickers?
4) the old standard for measuring ones cock?
5) the speed in miles per hour that Granny Crumpet can sprint
6) what is the most effective thing to eat to make your vile salty spunk sweeter?
7) the distance awarded on my last swimming certificate?
8) what do you get down with whilst kicking rizzles?
9) an ideal topping for your 99
10) Saturdays biggest frustration |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
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If these are the answers, what are the questions?
1 – Hogwarts
2 – Two fingers and a bit of butter
3 – 28 days later
4 – A sky remote
5 – 3.2 per minute
6 – Pineapple
7 – 3 meters
8 – Trumpets
9 – Chocolate sauce with sprinkles
10 – The National Lottery
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1. Where can one learn to fly a Nimbus 2000?
2. If you dont have any KY and you cant get an erection, what can you use instead?
3.If you miss your period, at what point do you shit your pants if you still havent come on?
4.Whats the number one gadget for men 3 years in a row?
5.When someone fibs, how many pigs fly past your window?
6.What makes your love juice taste half decent?
7.How far away can people smell your farts?
8.What do your farts sound like?
9.What do you like to stick your tongue into?
10.What did you last bet on? |
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1 Where did I leave my keys
2 Cheap mans lubricant
3 When is it safe to ask if your girlfriend misses her anal virginity
4 Where your girlfriends vibrator batteries keep coming from
5 How many times you unintentionally think of the exorcist while having period sex
6 A poor choice for an improvised buttplug
7 Splash zone for the average squirter
8 What an orcestra conductor says when he orgasms
9 Code for a really kinky threesome
10 Equivalent joy to being joined by your girlfriends roommate |
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