Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...indulge me for one hip-chic moment:
Earlier today I opened a theorem concerning a much-respected but moth-eaten British soap opera. This time I would like to construct another hypothesis about Hippychic (equally respected but not moth-eaten)...
If I was to recite every "Dads' Joke" taken from Hippy's jokey almanac, back to back, how many months or years would it take me?
This figure must also include time taken for the rib-tickling, belly-aching and thrill-inducing laughter and guffaws.
[This figure does not include Inconceivable's array of philandering dads' jokes. That's another debate altogether!] |
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I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical fallacies, or, or… etc.
Sorry to spoil things! |
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"I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical phallas, or, or… etc.
Sorry to spoil things!"
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What's a "logical phallas"?  |
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So you're just reciting the jokes one after another? Do you get breaks for essentials? Napping? I need more info!
What do you mean philandering jokes? They're all totally original, Nero, I will have you know!  |
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"I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical phallas, or, or… etc.
Sorry to spoil things!
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What's a "logical phallas"? "
Oh that's a dong that solves crime with a cool temperament, unlike its partner who shoots first and asks questions later.
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"I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical phallas, or, or… etc.
Sorry to spoil things!
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What's a "logical phallas"?
Oh that's a dong that solves crime with a cool temperament, unlike its partner who shoots first and asks questions later.
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Jeez. Hard to choose.  |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...indulge me for one hip-chic moment:
Earlier today I opened a theorem concerning a much-respected but moth-eaten British soap opera. This time I would like to construct another hypothesis about Hippychic (equally respected but not moth-eaten)...
If I was to recite every "Dads' Joke" taken from Hippy's jokey almanac, back to back, how many months or years would it take me?
This figure must also include time taken for the rib-tickling, belly-aching and thrill-inducing laughter and guffaws.
[This figure does not include Inconceivable's array of philandering dads' jokes. That's another debate altogether!]"
In order for it to qualify as an hypothesis it must be testible.
therefore you must design the test |
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"I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical phallas, or, or… etc.
Sorry to spoil things!
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What's a "logical phallas"?
Oh that's a dong that solves crime with a cool temperament, unlike its partner who shoots first and asks questions later.
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"The name's Phallus. Logical Phallus."  |
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"About 10 minutes off reading
I do read the threads but the majority off them show up in big list on google
When you type in best dad jokes "
Ssshhhh, don’t tell them  |
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"About 10 minutes off reading
I do read the threads but the majority off them show up in big list on google
When you type in best dad jokes
Ssshhhh, don’t tell them "
Sorry I keep it a secret it’s safe with me |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
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"I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical phallas, or, or… etc.
Sorry to spoil things!
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What's a "logical phallas"? "
A clever dick |
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"So you're just reciting the jokes one after another? Do you get breaks for essentials? Napping? I need more info!
What do you mean philandering jokes? They're all totally original, Nero, I will have you know! "
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No, I'll just dribble into a porcelain chamber pot, which will be placed under the velvet chaise lounge on which I will be lying gracefully looking towards the heavens as you feed me grapes like Emperor Nero. Good girl.
P.S. I love your øriginal jøkes. They're as authentic as a chicken curry from Hull. |
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"So you're just reciting the jokes one after another? Do you get breaks for essentials? Napping? I need more info!
What do you mean philandering jokes? They're all totally original, Nero, I will have you know!
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No, I'll just dribble into a porcelain chamber pot, which will be placed under the velvet chaise lounge on which I will be lying gracefully looking towards the heavens as you feed me grapes like Emperor Nero. Good girl.
P.S. I love your øriginal jøkes. They're as authentic as a chicken curry from Hull."
Certainly happy to peel your grapes whilst you point the Percy at the porcelain, my dear friend. 
And I think Bradford does better curries than Hull, but I don't claim to be an expert  |
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"I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical phallas, or, or… etc.
Sorry to spoil things!
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What's a "logical phallas"?
A clever dick "
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"About 10 minutes off reading
I do read the threads but the majority off them show up in big list on google
When you type in best dad jokes
Ssshhhh, don’t tell them "
Rumbled ... |
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"Certainly happy to peel your grapes whilst you point the Percy at the porcelain, my dear friend.
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It's the very least you can do seeing that you've been my FWG for over ³years+.  "
Hasn't the time flown?  |
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"Certainly happy to peel your grapes whilst you point the Percy at the porcelain, my dear friend.
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It's the very least you can do seeing that you've been my FWG for over ³years+.
Hasn't the time flown? "
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Friends With Grapes is so underrated. More people should adopt this approach. |
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"Certainly happy to peel your grapes whilst you point the Percy at the porcelain, my dear friend.
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It's the very least you can do seeing that you've been my FWG for over ³years+.
Hasn't the time flown?
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Friends With Grapes is so underrated. More people should adopt this approach. "
As long as they give us credit |
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