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Secret Service April
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Have you got something you're dying to say?
Too shy to mail your crush?
Just wanna pay someone a compliment?
Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?
Send me your message and I'll post it here
I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted. Your secrets are safe with me as always  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Listen very carefully. I will say this only once. |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Happy to play for a bit |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in. |
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I want to spread Rex’s cheeks and blow raspberries on his bum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not been in one for a while. In |
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Aww, some nice reading...I'm going to make a cuppa for this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve literally let out all my secrets  J xx |
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"I want to spread Rex’s cheeks and blow raspberries on his bum "
This is Wonko isn’t it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll play! - L xx |
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Can you tell DX2019 that I’d love to run my fingers along the Cornish pasty like seem on his ballbag and watch his knob grow please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to spread Rex’s cheeks and blow raspberries on his bum
This is Wonko isn’t it "
Definitely not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll give it a go, the people whose hotlists I'm on must be shy. That must be what it is right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not feeling the love at the moment, but I'll play |
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Can you tell CambsCouple_xo that even though I haven't read their bio and my messages are boring, I still think I'd be a good fit |
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mr_fahrenheit I don’t think you realise how handsome and lovely you are. |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Can you tell DX2019 that I’d love to run my fingers along the Cornish pasty like seem on his ballbag and watch his knob grow please "
First time I've been compared to a pasty hahaha |
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Hey. Mind letting Jasmine know that I would love to come down south, in more ways than one, and create many more secrets with her |
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Could you tell cook my sock that I’d like to moisturise his beard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mr_fahrenheit I don’t think you realise how handsome and lovely you are."
Oh Jesus! Mum, is that you? |
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Can you tell Mr Fahrenheit that I think he is absolutely lovely and he has always been on my hotlist. But I'm shy  |
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"mr_fahrenheit I don’t think you realise how handsome and lovely you are.
Oh Jesus! Mum, is that you? "
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Can you tell Dancer that I'd love her body in front of me now like in her latest pic. Maybe tied to a wooden beam or table. I'm sure my hands and tongue could spend ages exploring her, before moving onto other things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell cook my sock that I’d like to moisturise his beard "
Oil of you-lay? |
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"May I play please Nora "
No sorry we’re full |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh may I be in please? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"May I play please Nora
No sorry we’re full "
Just ch*ked on my coffee laughing... people will think you meant that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey. Mind letting Jasmine know that I would love to come down south, in more ways than one, and create many more secrets with her"
Come on down J xx |
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"May I play please Nora
No sorry we’re full
Just ch*ked on my coffee laughing... people will think you meant that "
. Like I ever mean anything
Everyone’s welcome! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm playing  |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
"Can you tell Dancer that I'd love her body in front of me now like in her latest pic. Maybe tied to a wooden beam or table. I'm sure my hands and tongue could spend ages exploring her, before moving onto other things"
Promises, promises you…I’ve been waiting a long time for this beam scenario |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
"Could you tell cook my sock that I’d like to moisturise his beard
Oil of you-lay?"
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
Well well well… |
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Wtf did I just remove? Fucking sausage roll fingers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell Mr Fahrenheit that I think he is absolutely lovely and he has always been on my hotlist. But I'm shy "
Oh oh, that's me, that's me!
I will more than graciously accept a cheeky little wink |
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Please tell Rex that I long for the day he flings his cocktail sausage into my gaping hole.
#notaeuphemism |
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Lexi... you're alright you are |
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Can you ask Lexi if that’s a bit of ducks butter on her biffins bridge or is she pleased to see me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in ...while I wait for my McDonald's lol |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
"[Removed by poster at 18/04/22 17:13:41]
Wtf did I just remove? Fucking sausage roll fingers!"
Looool oh dear Nora.. |
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Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
I'm floating around. Last month's was life changing for me |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Can you ask Lexi if that’s a bit of ducks butter on her biffins bridge or is she pleased to see me "
Can someone translate. I don’t get it  |
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I'm in if anyone has anything to say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We’ll give this a spin |
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"Russle Sprout let's be friends"
I can’t send a request if I don’t know who you are |
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Could you tell Hovis that I’d happily kneel before him and him feed me his glorious cock! |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Lexi... you're alright you are "
Am I? Yes yes I am |
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A message for The Donis
Please can I wrap my legs around your waist while you do some squats or thrusting?
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Tell that Saffron bird that Rex has been practising his best "no it doesn't hurt" look ready for their date. |
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Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you. |
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Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you."
Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.
N x |
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"Tell that Saffron bird that Rex has been practising his best "no it doesn't hurt" look ready for their date."
Best had.. wuss  |
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Piscean dream, time to give in and take the cuffs like a man
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Please tell Rex to admit he has a tiny weeny cock and has catfished the whole of fab! |
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Would you kindly let Jasmine know that I rather fancy the pants off her, and I’m checking out travel possibilities to Truro. |
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"Piscean dream, time to give in and take the cuffs like a man
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Not a chance, they don't go on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for The Donis
Please can I wrap my legs around your waist while you do some squats or thrusting?
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DMs open for thrusting availability |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I guess I’m in  |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box "
If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again |
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Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.
Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.
N x"
I googled
Think I might add it to the bucket list
Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle?? |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box
If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again "
Bugger  |
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"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box
If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again "
Feel free to send it to me and I can forward it
N x |
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I’m in but only while I’m waiting for dinner to finish cooking |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box
If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again
Bugger "
Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box! |
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Can you tell Posh I’d love to give her a French microphone please |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box
If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again
Bugger
Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!"
What??? |
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"Tell that Saffron bird that Rex has been practising his best "no it doesn't hurt" look ready for their date.
Best had.. wuss "
Only if I do yours first |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box
If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again
Bugger
Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!
What??? "
Oh bollocks. Damn auto carrot.
Wink. I meant wink |
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"Please tell Rex to admit he has a tiny weeny cock and has catfished the whole of fab!"
Jesus |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box
If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again
Bugger
Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!
What???
Oh bollocks. Damn auto carrot.
Wink. I meant wink "
I thought there was a new wank button! |
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over a year ago
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"Could you tell Hovis that I’d happily kneel before him and him feed me his glorious cock!"
oh wow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK I'm in for a bit |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
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Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.
Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.
N x
I googled
Think I might add it to the bucket list
Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??"
I googled it also and I’m certainly game! |
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I’m in please nora you good egg you! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.
Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.
N x
I googled
Think I might add it to the bucket list
Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??
I googled it also and I’m certainly game! "
Yeah it’s not too bad is it! |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box
If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again
Bugger
Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!
What???
Oh bollocks. Damn auto carrot.
Wink. I meant wink
I thought there was a new wank button! "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box
If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again
Bugger
Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!
What???
Oh bollocks. Damn auto carrot.
Wink. I meant wink
I thought there was a new wank button! "
I need that button.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh, yes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow. This filled up quick. |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
I love a bit if secret service xx |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.
Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.
N x
I googled
Think I might add it to the bucket list
Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??
I googled it also and I’m certainly game!
Yeah it’s not too bad is it!"
Curiosity got the better of me
That does look like fun |
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Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.
Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.
N x
I googled
Think I might add it to the bucket list
Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??
I googled it also and I’m certainly game!
Yeah it’s not too bad is it!"
Think we should swop the person in the middle on occasion, so we all give and received  |
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"Ooh, yes please "
You don't have to ask me twice |
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Hi
Could you tel DX2019 that I want him to use that belt on me |
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Woody B - can he squirt his cream in my mouth please? X
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"Wanked…… I mean winked "
You can wink when you wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If its on later il pop in |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
Any for an old forumite |
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Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Hi
Could you tel DX2019 that I want him to use that belt on me "
Could be arranged |
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Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.
Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.
N x
I googled
Think I might add it to the bucket list
Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??
I googled it also and I’m certainly game!
Yeah it’s not too bad is it!
Think we should swop the person in the middle on occasion, so we all give and received "
Annnnnnd I’m out |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
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Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.
Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.
N x
I googled
Think I might add it to the bucket list
Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??
I googled it also and I’m certainly game!
Yeah it’s not too bad is it!
Think we should swop the person in the middle on occasion, so we all give and received "
Oh I knew I liked you |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
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Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please "
I love some of these names, but scared to Google some of them. Fell for that before |
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Definitely in fingers crossed for a message |
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Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.
Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.
N x
I googled
Think I might add it to the bucket list
Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??
I googled it also and I’m certainly game!
Yeah it’s not too bad is it!
Think we should swop the person in the middle on occasion, so we all give and received
Oh I knew I liked you "
Dancer, he ain't game anymore
Oh well, we can entertain ourselves |
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Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.
Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.
N x
I googled
Think I might add it to the bucket list
Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??
I googled it also and I’m certainly game!
Yeah it’s not too bad is it!
Think we should swop the person in the middle on occasion, so we all give and received
Annnnnnd I’m out "
Dead |
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This is for Lorraine999.
Does a good snog get you feeling like all sexy? If so fancy a snog? |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box
If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again
Bugger
Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!
What???
Oh bollocks. Damn auto carrot.
Wink. I meant wink
I thought there was a new wank button!
I need that button...."
It’s called a clit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woody B - can he squirt his cream in my mouth please? X
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Haha. There’s a theme isn’t there.
Please tell me who is teasing me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Late in let’s see |
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"Woody B - can he squirt his cream in my mouth please? X
Haha. There’s a theme isn’t there.
Please tell me who is teasing me "
Never |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Wanked…… I mean winked
You can wink when you wank "
Probably.
I’ll try it…….
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please "
Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately! |
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Can you ask saff if I can use my cock as a toothbrush on her til she’s gargling my minty cream please |
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please tell not so PSV that whilst she may be so in this topic., I’d dearly love to be so in her xx
Many thanks |
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Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please
Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!"
What? It wasn’t me |
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"Wanked…… I mean winked
You can wink when you wank
Probably.
I’ll try it…….
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You may need to film it just in case you miss it |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please
Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!"
I googled. I'm now dying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please
Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!
What? It wasn’t me "
Yeah yeah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please
Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!
I googled. I'm now dying "
Me too, and same, and definitely has Rex all over it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jasmine, do you taste as good as you smell? |
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Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please
Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!
I googled. I'm now dying "
Can he take the hot wax??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jasmine, do you taste as good as you smell? "
Intriguing….Jx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey all, Hope you are having a Fab Easter.
I am in btw. |
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Message for Hippy - next time you meet me don’t pinch my bum - let’s get naked and wiggle together xx |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
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my sexy friend wishes to infirm cheeky that he would love to do cheeky things to her and vice versa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"please tell not so PSV that whilst she may be so in this topic., I’d dearly love to be so in her xx
Many thanks"
Me? I'm absolutely not a PSV... despite what some may say |
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Can you tell dreamyboo that she has a lovely little bum that I'd be delighted to spank for her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LongLeggedBkonde. I wish you did live next door |
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Please can you tell Woody B I don't like cheap squirty cream, can I have extra thick double instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please
Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!
I googled. I'm now dying
Can he take the hot wax??
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Shall we tie him down and find out |
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Can you ask DreamyBoo if i can check out her ink please x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my sexy friend wishes to infirm cheeky that he would love to do cheeky things to her and vice versa "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please
Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!
I googled. I'm now dying
Can he take the hot wax??
Shall we tie him down and find out "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This has moved quick |
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Hey OP I’d love you to send a message to Dreamyboo telling her I’ve always dreamt of performing a Massachusetts Slurpee on her please. Cheers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This has moved quick "
did indeed ...soon be part 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my sexy friend wishes to infirm cheeky that he would love to do cheeky things to her and vice versa
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It was you wasn’t it |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can you tell dreamyboo that she has a lovely little bum that I'd be delighted to spank for her "
Little?
Now I know you're taking the piss, it's huge! |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Hey OP I’d love you to send a message to Dreamyboo telling her I’ve always dreamt of performing a Massachusetts Slurpee on her please. Cheers."
Absolute Dirtbag..... keep your straw to yourself!  |
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over a year ago
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
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Can you ask DreamyBoo if i can check out her ink please x
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Is it the two "W" on my bum cheeks you want to see? |
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Can you ask DreamyBoo if i can check out her ink please x
Is it the two "W" on my bum cheeks you want to see? "
Maybe |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box
If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again
Bugger
Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!
What???
Oh bollocks. Damn auto carrot.
Wink. I meant wink
I thought there was a new wank button! "
I still can’t but I can wink you back
So you’ll have to put your face in my box |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okay now il play |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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Posh. We should be friends"
I like friends.
My friends pics are shite though |
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Tell Hippychick that her barn doors are flapping again, she needs something to wedge in them
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
Yes, I like these ...I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell Hippychick that her barn doors are flapping again, she needs something to wedge in them
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Best offer I’ve had all day |
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Posh. We should be friends
I like friends.
My friends pics are shite though "
Sent |
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I need to pop off for an hour or so. Back later (8ish) I’ll do a part 2. If you want to keep sending them I’ll post them then.
Nora x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need to pop off for an hour or so. Back later (8ish) I’ll do a part 2. If you want to keep sending them I’ll post them then.
Nora x"
I'm hoping I have some luck in part 2 but even if I dont thank you for doing these threads Nora x |
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