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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok we seem to have sorted farting dogs (and best mates hehehehehe)
Next problem....how do I stop Macavity (ball-less ginger tom) eating my gorgeous bunch of roses I was given?
Ive tried shouting but he just rolls over and looks cute...also have tried the water pistol be he kinda likes that 
I think he is jeleous no one sent him roses lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Its bloody working...well it was Macavity hasnt been near the roses since, but it seems Tensing finds the peel quite tasty "
Cats are BONKERS!!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmm, tasty thorns on a stick OR
MMMMMMMMMMMM orange peel???
The choice is thiers, pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well you know my two are lol....Teni is now watching the fireworks and purring her head off 
LOL
Bless her
Give her a sloppy kiss from Auntie D xxx"
She sends one back right at ya....I would duck tho babes she just rimmed Mac |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Well you know my two are lol....Teni is now watching the fireworks and purring her head off
LOL
Bless her
Give her a sloppy kiss from Auntie D xxx
She sends one back right at ya....I would duck tho babes she just rimmed Mac "
PMSL!!!
Lucky Mac!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cat is trying to eat my gpig 
Keeps sneaking in my room where i got Fat Fergal in a drawer onthe floor - little buggerer!!"
No contest!
Pack the cat off to the animal shelter, guinea pigs are ace!!!
XXXX |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"My cat is trying to eat my gpig
Keeps sneaking in my room where i got Fat Fergal in a drawer onthe floor - little buggerer!!
No contest!
Pack the cat off to the animal shelter, guinea pigs are ace!!!
XXXX"
Yep - i would but the cat belongs to the housemate!!!
LOL
Should chuck him outside while the fireworks going off so that he runs away, lol
I loves my piggy i does (L) |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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I kknew a vet onve who was walking home pissed, saw a dead cat in the road, so he picked it up, walked into the chinese and threw it on the counter shouting "oi mate - i got another one for ya"
And there was loads of people sitting there waiting for their takeaway too!!!
LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cat is trying to eat my gpig
Keeps sneaking in my room where i got Fat Fergal in a drawer onthe floor - little buggerer!!
No contest!
Pack the cat off to the animal shelter, guinea pigs are ace!!!
XXXX
Yep - i would but the cat belongs to the housemate!!!
LOL
Should chuck him outside while the fireworks going off so that he runs away, lol
I loves my piggy i does (L)"
Oh well.........That settles it!!!
I was trying to be sensitive before but as its your housemates cat, sack with cat and brick in it and down to the river you go!!! 
XXXX |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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I loves my piggy i does (L)
Oh well.........That settles it!!!
I was trying to be sensitive before but as its your housemates cat, sack with cat and brick in it and down to the river you go!!!
XXXX"
Canal do???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I loves my piggy i does (L)
Oh well.........That settles it!!!
I was trying to be sensitive before but as its your housemates cat, sack with cat and brick in it and down to the river you go!!!
XXXX
Canal do????"
Was gonna suggest that first but didn't know what was nearest! 
XXXX |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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I loves my piggy i does (L)
Oh well.........That settles it!!!
I was trying to be sensitive before but as its your housemates cat, sack with cat and brick in it and down to the river you go!!!
XXXX
Canal do????
Was gonna suggest that first but didn't know what was nearest!
XXXX"
Toilet closest!!!
LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I loves my piggy i does (L)
Oh well.........That settles it!!!
I was trying to be sensitive before but as its your housemates cat, sack with cat and brick in it and down to the river you go!!!
XXXX
Canal do????
Was gonna suggest that first but didn't know what was nearest!
XXXX
Toilet closest!!!
LOL"
Well best make sure you flush it 9 times.............you know what they say!
XXXX |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
I loves my piggy i does (L)
Oh well.........That settles it!!!
I was trying to be sensitive before but as its your housemates cat, sack with cat and brick in it and down to the river you go!!!
XXXX
Canal do????
Was gonna suggest that first but didn't know what was nearest!
XXXX
Toilet closest!!!
LOL
Well best make sure you flush it 9 times.............you know what they say!
XXXX"
LMAO |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok we seem to have sorted farting dogs (and best mates hehehehehe)
Next problem....how do I stop Macavity (ball-less ginger tom) eating my gorgeous bunch of roses I was given?
Ive tried shouting but he just rolls over and looks cute...also have tried the water pistol be he kinda likes that
I think he is jeleous no one sent him roses lol"
Lead !  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok we seem to have sorted farting dogs (and best mates hehehehehe)
Next problem....how do I stop Macavity (ball-less ginger tom) eating my gorgeous bunch of roses I was given?
Ive tried shouting but he just rolls over and looks cute...also have tried the water pistol be he kinda likes that
I think he is jeleous no one sent him roses lol
Lead ! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cats hate citronella .
get some oil and dab it round anything you dont want them to go by
Debz & Fatty both jump in a bath of Citronella "
Debz N fatty ( me )in a bath , how did U know what I asked Santa for??? |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Cats hate citronella .
get some oil and dab it round anything you dont want them to go by
Debz & Fatty both jump in a bath of Citronella
Debz N fatty ( me )in a bath , how did U know what I asked Santa for??? "
Did you ask for a very big bath hunnny????
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