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If you had to sell you body like you would sell a car....
What would your advert say? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right off with parts for use xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scrap value only |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some wear and tear but scrubs up well.. a little tlc and money spent on cosmetics and she will treat you well and go all night...
.. not saying thats actually not applicable!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 previous owner. Mostly motorway miles, free to a good home. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Vintage model, plenty of wear and tear, comes with a spare tyre. A smooth ride.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a bad runner but needs oil regularly |
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Second hand sports body...has some miles on it, but still looks and performs decent ...  |
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Fairly new model, practically unused, only good for quick rides |
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Few more miles on the clock. A bit rusty and needs a full service. |
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A good ride that lols great with the top off on sunny days  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Newer models are less upkeep and maintenance and give more mpg  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scrap value only"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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very high mileage And Been test drive a lot
but none the less still a exotic rare to find supercar
It’s been driven fast and hard by a lot but still well looked after and still in good condition
Grate runner
Free test drives are available before buying
If buying must alow freinds and random people to test drive ever now and then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Early 60s model run about, body work showing signs of wear and tear, chassis and suspension creaks a little in the morning, no modifications. |
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Antique but not that many miles on the clock x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't sell what nobody would pay for |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
Knocking on a bit, but reasonably low mileage for its year. Built for comfort, not for speed. Been parked up and in need of a full service. Dipstick not been used since 2016. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Needs some replacement parts and a full service. Potential to be a good runner. |
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Reliable, comes with spare tyre and air bags fitted as standard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not much of a looker but boy is it a lot of fun! Keep it near the redline and hang on for dear life. Not for the faint hearted!
Honda Pc50.
£595 O.n.o. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Old but well, looked after & regularly serviced. High mileage , but all quality motorway miles |
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By *imkev76Couple
over a year ago
GOSPORT |
Vintage model but engine still runs |
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Curvy reliable one carful owner  |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Failed MOT, chassis gone, spark plugs flat(whatever they are), extra spare tyre |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few lady owners, drives well at high speed, gear stick needs a firm hand. Enough room for 4 passengers  |
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Fun to drive , please read description  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
3 previous owners, plus a fair few renters & borrowers.
In reasonably good condition for it's age, with zero body modifications but lots of extra paintwork applied over the years.
Hardtop with a shiny roof, nice rear bumper and wide bore pipe fitted.
Runs on coffee and sugar, low maintenance, lots of history included.
First to see may not actually buy but will probably want a long test drive anyway. No sensible offer refused.
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Sell it? I can't give it away. Probably couldn't afford to pay someone to take it off my hands. |
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Well used, but still plenty of rides left in her |
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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago
huddersfield |
Maybe older but still a good Gower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Body needs a little work but it's got one hell of a bumper. |
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One careful lady owner, great bodywork despite the age. Cruises well in the shadows but prefers to run on full throttle.
Has a bit of a kick back attitude but probably just needs a good overhaul
Definitely a classic model |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This beast has a stylish, aerodynamic form and a sporty character. It's a little greedy but can go the distance. |
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
Been around the block a few time. Still life left in her though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Decent bodywork for a vintage model
Not a bad engine , tyres need rotating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good runner, starts on the button.
Enhanced air bag at the front
Low mileage since last full service
Inbuilt sat nav/ parking sensors.
Will keep you warm and dry
Keeps cool when hot.
Current owner will accept ANO. |
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A bit creaky but with excellent performance. Very tidy with a big boot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Low mileage, reliable engine, bodywork still in fairly decent condition. Couple of advisories on joints within last MOT |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Late 70's model. Still in good nick, starts first time although waiting on a replacement spring. Bodywork in good order and no visable leaks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Newer models are less upkeep and maintenance and give more mpg "
How much?….out of interest? |
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I’m advertise myself as an old banger that just needs weighing in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used people carrier with good size works well off road as well as on it
Good handling and exceptional agility for its size
Has a few dents n scrapes not the most aero dynamic model
But good fuel economy reliable customised dual turbo delivers plenty of power when its needed
All in all its some machine but the driver is a fucking nut job
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1970s model that has nearly been fully and lovingly restored. A few marks, due to age but no rust.
New owner will need to caress often and they will be rewarded with hours of fun.
There's plenty of life left in her still.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Interior is fucked.
Exterior is fucked.
Chassis is fucked.
Head gasket is fucked.
Some days it doesn’t start.
Some days it doesn’t stop.
Does have a complete service history though.
Just take it, for nothing, it’s yours. |
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Not bad little runner. It has been maintained very well through the years. And of course a few improvements have been made for it to run faster and harder and more efficiently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slow automatic but works, very old no modern features like hill start. Some parts better than others. Not quite antique not quite classic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Used people carrier with good size works well off road as well as on it
Good handling and exceptional agility for its size
Has a few dents n scrapes not the most aero dynamic model
But good fuel economy reliable customised dual turbo delivers plenty of power when its needed
All in all its some machine but the driver is a fucking nut job
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True story |
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Old banger in good working order. |
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A good runner, will go for miles |
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Great body work reliable and a appreciating classic |
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Big end needs attention...0 to sixty plus in sixty plus  |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Body in Excellent condition,
Powerful highy revving engine,
Smooth & reliable runner
Low milage & long gearing
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Recharges quickly, but battery not at full capacity anymore. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Airbags a little deflated
Drips oil when warmed up
Bumper in ok condition bit bumpy
But with the right owner could still be a great ride |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One careful owner....a few not so careful, big engine under the hood, goes for miles on a full tank. Bodywork a bit beaten up but open to serious offers |
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Used and run daily. Happy on short sharp runs around town. Can go the distance, and not out of place pulling up to hotel parking. Been kepted up and together over the years. The odd bump and scratch, but exspected on this year model. But dose not detract from this stunning example. Fiery red, with room in the trunk. Resonable to run, if you treat her right. |
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PRIVATE parts exchanged, larger needed for model |
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Probably the most enthusiastic and appreciative ride of your life with the right driver. No hidden quirks - no extras - what you see is quite literally what you get.
Never had a driver who doesn’t want a spin round the track again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you had to sell you body like you would sell a car....
What would your advert say? x"
Roxxxxxxxanneeeeee !!! |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
Knackered and broken but will work with a grumble.
Going cheap.
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
A few miles on the clock and needs a bit of ch0ke in the morning. The body has had some restoration, no polyfilla, all the parts are original and in working order. The engine runs like a dream but it needs a few more revs to get to the destination. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spares or repair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still going strong after all of these years. Nothing major replaced and just requires regular maintenance.
Take it out for a Sunday ride! |
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Still performs remarkably well for an old banger. Luke |
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Style not to everyone’s taste but once you climb inside and experience the pleasure of a long ride you will want to repeat the experience often |
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Good strong body and very reliable.
Pleasure to ride and has a few extras added. Powerfully tuned but as most 80’s types ugly as fuck but a keeper once yours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Classic in need of some tlc usually needs tinkering with to get him started mainly use at weekends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn't start, pretty sure it's knackered beyond repair.
I'd just rip the lot out and start again.
I'll do a swap? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Old classic with superficial mods that don’t represent the original design. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Used people carrier with good size works well off road as well as on it
Good handling and exceptional agility for its size
Has a few dents n scrapes not the most aero dynamic model
But good fuel economy reliable customised dual turbo delivers plenty of power when its needed
All in all its some machine but the driver is a fucking nut job
True story "
yeah but i still need a buyer  |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
Refurbished classic with a curvy body. Some wear and tear but handles well. Responds well to experienced drivers. |
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Larger model. Damaged bodywork. Engine runs slower than it did but is still fairly reliable.
Katie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lovely bodywork, good engine but a few miles on the clock. |
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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
lake ariel |
"Lovely bodywork, good engine but a few miles on the clock."
Are they hard or easy miles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looks better with the top down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Faulty driveshaft  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4 previous owners, full service history, parts not too worn for age, engine & propshaft working well but could do with a hand start now & again |
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As you can see it's covered some miles and there's some scuffs here and there but for a classic not bad as all.
The interior is a bit cracked and there is a few squeaks and creeks but with a bit of love and attention will keep going for a while longer.
Prone to some backfire and doesn't really like going first thing in the morning but if you rub it in the right places will soon be ready to go. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Low maintenance good runner. Despite the age plenty of miles left in the tank. No issues under the bonnet. With a bit of care and TLC will serve you for a long while. |
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Non runner in need of extensive repair. |
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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
lake ariel |
Like a rental car, lot’s of users, but still operating well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The gears grind a bit, but moves like shit off a shiny shovel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lovely bodywork, good engine but a few miles on the clock.
Are they hard or easy miles "
Hard miles, had some severe drivers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4 previous owners, full service history, parts not too worn for age, engine & propshaft working well but could do with a hand start now & again"
Cute exhaust. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Barn find for last nine years,. Needs a bump start to get it going but does have spark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks better with the top down. "
That made me look and Agree x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damaged but cute "
....but not beyond repair under a good mechanic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rear ended a few times  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Temperamental old banger....Could run well with some TLC |
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Classic that needs a bit of TLC to make it a show winner
Free to a good home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Temperamental old banger....Could run well with some TLC "
I could bring my TLC kit in June lol |
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Classic. All original parts in almost perfect working order.
Never raced or rallied. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Temperamental old banger....Could run well with some TLC
I could bring my TLC kit in June lol"
Tell me more about the kit of TLC?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Temperamental old banger....Could run well with some TLC
I could bring my TLC kit in June lol
Tell me more about the kit of TLC?? "
If I tell you here, more might go bye them x |
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Old, slow running, clapped out banger, give her a good old polish and wax and she can look half decent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damaged but cute "
innocent i never touched it honest |
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Warm, parts get wet as appropriate, a bit dented, attached to a misanthrope. |
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Vintage prestige vehicle.
Available for short term lease only.
Definitely no weddings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vintage prestige vehicle.
Available for short term lease only.
Definitely no weddings."
love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can’t cope in the sun, with rust on top! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Much loved but need to let it go to someone who can service it regularly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 owner from new, serviced regularly, good bodywork for age. free to good home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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easy rider |
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High sided vehicle. Gear stick in excellent condition. |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
A Home Among The Woodland Creatures |
German engineering underneath, English style on top.
He won't let you down and he'll look good while he's at it |
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"Damaged but cute innocent i never touched it honest "
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Super charged high performance low
maintenance very reliable and very comfortable |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Buyer beware! |
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Very late 70's classic with expected wear and mileage for age. Starts every time and can perform for extended periods with a good mixture of ethanol (but don't over-do it as this will degrade performance).
A significant repair from earlier collision damage is evident but doesn't affect performance.
Serious offers only - no timewasters. |
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Every ride still provide an experienced full of pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Highly sought after 90s hot hatch
Kept in mint condition, smoke free
HPI finance clear
Accident damage repaired by insurer
Er non ulez compliant |
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Good starter, likes to be well fuelled, oil not essential! Burns plenty of rubber when revved up with a firm gearstick when turned on. Has one inexplicable ability to ejaculate a lot of fluid after a long stretch at high speed so plenty of coolant and screenwash desirable. Enjoyable exterior and interior with plenty of space for shagging! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few miles on the clock, but looks good for her age. An excellent ride that will get your pulse twitching |
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Old knacker currently being renovated! 1 lady owner! MR |
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Hahaha..
Starting to look a little rough but still a strong engine lost some of the poke it had when new still good to throw around a few corners.
£20 ono |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"Free to good home, buyer collects" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Used people carrier with good size works well off road as well as on it
Good handling and exceptional agility for its size
Has a few dents n scrapes not the most aero dynamic model
But good fuel economy reliable customised dual turbo delivers plenty of power when its needed
All in all its some machine but the driver is a fucking nut job
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damn it i forgot cheap |
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Good runner with a few miles on the clock. Several previous owners.
Purrs like a tiger, but does not like to be thrashed!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take a good look as what you see is what you get. Takes a bit of handling but a good solid piece |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knocking on a bit.
However, reliable and never misses a beat once going
might need a jump start now and again though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Original 67 banger, spare tire, still a smooth and comfortable ride, requires naps and hand start..open to offers.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cat C, heart broken by previous owner but body work in top condition and runs well (although can be temperamental at times). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spares and repairs, good runner needs, a bit of work, failed mot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Future classic for the discerning collector.
Bodywork in need of restoration, but structurally sound.
Engine has had a little abuse but a rebuild and investment has it running like new.
Cheap to run, fuelled with protein and coffee.
Handsome exterior, needs to be seen to be appreciated.
Test drives available, with UK wide delivery available. |
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A bit rough starting especially on cold mornings.
Been in some minor accidents but no significant damage
Low mileage.
High performance engine but mpg to suit! |
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By *oingMan
over a year ago
co. antrim |
Mint condition. No MOT but will sail through.
No dreamers. £1234 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A recent trade in.
Bodywork is sound, engine runs well when warmed up. First to view will buy.
Colour- Not green.
Serious offers only, |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
Wear and tear visible,
Good mileage,
Colour: nude
Good gear stick though
Test drives welcome, reasonable offers considered lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Plenty of space for passengers, A1 upholstery, and a lot of bang for your buck... |
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Very popular model
Drives like a dream
Lovely interior
Good miles per gallon
Many previous owners |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give her a good service with plenty of lube & you’ll have her purring... |
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Vintage model with classic curves.
Well maintained bodywork, powerful engine.
Purrs when you turn her on.
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Used Ginger pocket rocket for sale,
Go easy on it, it's been tru a lot,
Ohh and you might want to replace the arse, mine has a hole in it. |
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Perfect condition for year. Solid, reliable runner. Pass any inspection, first to see will buy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well kept/very good condition for year, low mileage, top spec model with very desirable optional extra upgrade! She drives like new, all feels very tight still. One very careful owner/driver from new but has potential to be driven hard and fast as that's what this model was actually manufactured for!
A model for the enthusiast, no messers or offers, first to see will definitely buy |
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"If you had to sell you body like you would sell a car....
What would your advert say? x"
Classic 70’s model
Well used and abused but still a Great runner… never let me down |
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1954 model. Had a few scrapes over the years. Has never been rammed up the ass. And don't want to be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rare find, POA |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Works a treat. No broken bits. A beautiful colour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not for sale but can be loaned out if required |
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Much loved with a few bumps but good condition for the year. A reliable sort, however, sometimes not the easiest to get going but once started can go for miles. In the right hands can still give many more years of pleasure.
(mrs) |
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High miles but good running order. Recommend using blue additive to keep performance at optimum levels. |
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By *9alMan
over a year ago
Bridgend |
unfortunately its one of those sold as seen trade ins round the back of the forecourt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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May be of interest to medical science |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well kept/very good condition for year, low mileage, top spec model with very desirable optional extra upgrade! She drives like new, all feels very tight still. One very careful owner/driver from new but has potential to be driven hard and fast as that's what this model was actually manufactured for!
A model for the enthusiast, no messers or offers, first to see will definitely buy "
P.s Any inspections most welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Requires regular servicing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well kept/very good condition for year, low mileage, top spec model with very desirable optional extra upgrade! She drives like new, all feels very tight still. One very careful owner/driver from new but has potential to be driven hard and fast as that's what this model was actually manufactured for!
A model for the enthusiast, no messers or offers, first to see will definitely buy
P.s Any inspections most welcome "
Shame your car lot is far away… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well kept/very good condition for year, low mileage, top spec model with very desirable optional extra upgrade! She drives like new, all feels very tight still. One very careful owner/driver from new but has potential to be driven hard and fast as that's what this model was actually manufactured for!
A model for the enthusiast, no messers or offers, first to see will definitely buy
P.s Any inspections most welcome
Shame your car lot is far away… "
This machine is worth the drive from any distance, she's practically a one off with this light use and condition! Lol |
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Looking for your dream car? No then this is the vehicle for you. Old Bess is a
70s model only one made it off the ramps before they ditched the design for its multitude of kinks in the engine works. It’s been round the track more times than a dodgem on Southend pier and test drove more drivers than the log book cares to detail. It’s downside is it’s a big fuel
Guzzler so not for everyone’s taste.
Now don’t be put off by the shape, Sherman tank was possibly what they had in mind when she was made but she is nifty on the down hill slopes and the flats but absolute shit at going up Hills.
She appears to according to some of the test drivers to have a great deal
Of junk in the trunk and on occasion has been know to blow smoke out her exhaust when pushed to far.
This trusty reliable old motor has a full mot, although given her age she is known to be going through a phase of over heating and temperamental issue that should pass in another couple of years when normal service should resume. Loves trips out and can potter along for hours without having to stop.
Would defiantly suit the more older buyer who is partial to coffee shops and cake. |
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"Looking for your dream car? No then this is the vehicle for you. Old Bess is a
70s model only one made it off the ramps before they ditched the design for its multitude of kinks in the engine works. It’s been round the track more times than a dodgem on Southend pier and test drove more drivers than the log book cares to detail. It’s downside is it’s a big fuel
Guzzler so not for everyone’s taste.
Now don’t be put off by the shape, Sherman tank was possibly what they had in mind when she was made but she is nifty on the down hill slopes and the flats but absolute shit at going up Hills.
She appears to according to some of the test drivers to have a great deal
Of junk in the trunk and on occasion has been know to blow smoke out her exhaust when pushed to far.
This trusty reliable old motor has a full mot, although given her age she is known to be going through a phase of over heating and temperamental issue that should pass in another couple of years when normal service should resume. Loves trips out and can potter along for hours without having to stop.
Would defiantly suit the more older buyer who is partial to coffee shops and cake. "
. Love this. You kill me |
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"Looking for your dream car? No then this is the vehicle for you. Old Bess is a
70s model only one made it off the ramps before they ditched the design for its multitude of kinks in the engine works. It’s been round the track more times than a dodgem on Southend pier and test drove more drivers than the log book cares to detail. It’s downside is it’s a big fuel
Guzzler so not for everyone’s taste.
Now don’t be put off by the shape, Sherman tank was possibly what they had in mind when she was made but she is nifty on the down hill slopes and the flats but absolute shit at going up Hills.
She appears to according to some of the test drivers to have a great deal
Of junk in the trunk and on occasion has been know to blow smoke out her exhaust when pushed to far.
This trusty reliable old motor has a full mot, although given her age she is known to be going through a phase of over heating and temperamental issue that should pass in another couple of years when normal service should resume. Loves trips out and can potter along for hours without having to stop.
Would defiantly suit the more older buyer who is partial to coffee shops and cake. "
You win.....Best reply ever |
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"Looking for your dream car? No then this is the vehicle for you. Old Bess is a
70s model only one made it off the ramps before they ditched the design for its multitude of kinks in the engine works. It’s been round the track more times than a dodgem on Southend pier and test drove more drivers than the log book cares to detail. It’s downside is it’s a big fuel
Guzzler so not for everyone’s taste.
Now don’t be put off by the shape, Sherman tank was possibly what they had in mind when she was made but she is nifty on the down hill slopes and the flats but absolute shit at going up Hills.
She appears to according to some of the test drivers to have a great deal
Of junk in the trunk and on occasion has been know to blow smoke out her exhaust when pushed to far.
This trusty reliable old motor has a full mot, although given her age she is known to be going through a phase of over heating and temperamental issue that should pass in another couple of years when normal service should resume. Loves trips out and can potter along for hours without having to stop.
Would defiantly suit the more older buyer who is partial to coffee shops and cake.
. Love this. You kill me "
lol thank you beautiful lady |
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"Looking for your dream car? No then this is the vehicle for you. Old Bess is a
70s model only one made it off the ramps before they ditched the design for its multitude of kinks in the engine works. It’s been round the track more times than a dodgem on Southend pier and test drove more drivers than the log book cares to detail. It’s downside is it’s a big fuel
Guzzler so not for everyone’s taste.
Now don’t be put off by the shape, Sherman tank was possibly what they had in mind when she was made but she is nifty on the down hill slopes and the flats but absolute shit at going up Hills.
She appears to according to some of the test drivers to have a great deal
Of junk in the trunk and on occasion has been know to blow smoke out her exhaust when pushed to far.
This trusty reliable old motor has a full mot, although given her age she is known to be going through a phase of over heating and temperamental issue that should pass in another couple of years when normal service should resume. Loves trips out and can potter along for hours without having to stop.
Would defiantly suit the more older buyer who is partial to coffee shops and cake.
You win.....Best reply ever "
id like to accept this award personally but I'm swamped in my inbox by the over 70s old bangers and teashop appreciation society offers |
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over a year ago
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Just ride. |
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By *xhibcupCouple
over a year ago
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Serviced regularly.
Great body work. Interior well used. Would suit someone with strong arms as needs a hard shove to get going.
Squeals come from top end. Squelching sometimes heard if gearstick and clutch engaged.
Can be seen running.
Loves rides in the countryside |
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One careless owner. Powerful engine and ECU, no longer used at home. Low mileage, wobbly body parts and free for a good home |
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Wonder what you ad would say, as I would enjoy a test drive. |
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Shit bodywork and limited comfort features |
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