FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Would you be offended if
Would you be offended if
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
I turned up for a coffee, drink, night out, date, or whatever FAB terminology you want to apply..
Wearing an orange tuxedo?
Think Lloyd Christmas but different hair.
I spend most of my time in military boots, cargo pants, lumberjack/walking shirts so not even remotely similar, just thinking style… |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?
Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant  "
I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.
Who doesn’t suit the colour orange? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I turned up for a coffee, drink, night out, date, or whatever FAB terminology you want to apply..
Wearing an orange tuxedo?
Think Lloyd Christmas but different hair.
I spend most of my time in military boots, cargo pants, lumberjack/walking shirts so not even remotely similar, just thinking style…"
Tbf I’d expect nothing less!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"I turned up for a coffee, drink, night out, date, or whatever FAB terminology you want to apply..
Wearing an orange tuxedo?
Think Lloyd Christmas but different hair.
I spend most of my time in military boots, cargo pants, lumberjack/walking shirts so not even remotely similar, just thinking style…"
I’d only be offended if you didn’t call it a meat  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I turned up for a coffee, drink, night out, date, or whatever FAB terminology you want to apply..
Wearing an orange tuxedo?
Think Lloyd Christmas but different hair.
I spend most of my time in military boots, cargo pants, lumberjack/walking shirts so not even remotely similar, just thinking style…
Tbf I’d expect nothing less! "
I like where your head is at. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I turned up for a coffee, drink, night out, date, or whatever FAB terminology you want to apply..
Wearing an orange tuxedo?
Think Lloyd Christmas but different hair.
I spend most of my time in military boots, cargo pants, lumberjack/walking shirts so not even remotely similar, just thinking style…
I’d only be offended if you didn’t call it a meat "
That’s what my butcher said. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I'd love it, as long as you were comfortable wearing it and not constantly looking at people to gauge their reactions "
I’m not sure it’s possible to be comfortable wearing it.
The things we do for high fashion. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Would be offended If you didn't wear it.. Not very often you see an orange tux.. Embrace it
I’m flabbergasted they’re not more common.
Agreed.. Also lime green ones. "
Good shout. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I'd be worried i couldn't find you 
Oh yes, I forgot, I’ll also have a name sign, like a chauffeur at the airport.
Problem solved."
What if the lady turns up in a matching outfit |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I'd be worried i couldn't find you
Oh yes, I forgot, I’ll also have a name sign, like a chauffeur at the airport.
Problem solved.
What if the lady turns up in a matching outfit "
I’m not a big believer in fate but that would seal it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Would be offended If you didn't wear it.. Not very often you see an orange tux.. Embrace it
I’m flabbergasted they’re not more common.
Agreed.. Also lime green ones.
Good shout."
Love that - lime green would really make your eyes pop! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?
Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant
I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.
Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?"
I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt  it could work |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?
Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant
I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.
Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?
I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt it could work "
God no.
Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?
Let alone an orange one. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?
Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant
I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.
Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?
I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt it could work
God no.
Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?
Let alone an orange one."
People who wear them with a suit probs! Short sleeves & tie combos give me the ick! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?
Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant
I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.
Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?
I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt it could work
God no.
Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?
Let alone an orange one.
People who wear them with a suit probs! Short sleeves & tie combos give me the ick! "
When I’m in charge this will be illegal. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?
Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant
I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.
Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?
I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt it could work
God no.
Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?
Let alone an orange one.
People who wear them with a suit probs! Short sleeves & tie combos give me the ick!
When I’m in charge this will be illegal. "
Voting! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?
Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant
I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.
Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?
I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt it could work
God no.
Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?
Let alone an orange one.
People who wear them with a suit probs! Short sleeves & tie combos give me the ick!
When I’m in charge this will be illegal.
Voting! "
Appreciate it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?
Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant
I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.
Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?
I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt it could work
God no.
Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?
Let alone an orange one.
People who wear them with a suit probs! Short sleeves & tie combos give me the ick!
When I’m in charge this will be illegal.
Voting!
Appreciate it."
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Is it like the adidas suits they get on Dude Where’s My Car?"
No.
It’s like the orange tuxedo that Lloyd Christmas wears in dumb and dumber.
Identical in fact. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated! "
I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread… |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Is it like the adidas suits they get on Dude Where’s My Car?
No.
It’s like the orange tuxedo that Lloyd Christmas wears in dumb and dumber.
Identical in fact."
Do I have to change my name to Mary? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Is it like the adidas suits they get on Dude Where’s My Car?
No.
It’s like the orange tuxedo that Lloyd Christmas wears in dumb and dumber.
Identical in fact.
Do I have to change my name to Mary?"
Only on a weekend. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Is it like the adidas suits they get on Dude Where’s My Car?
No.
It’s like the orange tuxedo that Lloyd Christmas wears in dumb and dumber.
Identical in fact.
Do I have to change my name to Mary?
Only on a weekend. "
I’m in. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!
I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread… "
I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!
I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread…
I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread "
I only wear mine with a pen in the pocket and a bluetooth headset on. Surely that’s fine. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!
I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread…
I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread
I only wear mine with a pen in the pocket and a bluetooth headset on. Surely that’s fine."
Haha only if you’re calling your lawyer & speaking loudly |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!
I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread…
I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread
I only wear mine with a pen in the pocket and a bluetooth headset on. Surely that’s fine."
Only if the pen has leaked and you have an ink stain. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!
I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread…
I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread
I only wear mine with a pen in the pocket and a bluetooth headset on. Surely that’s fine.
Haha only if you’re calling your lawyer & speaking loudly "
I only do that in a queue in Asda. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!
I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread…
I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread
I only wear mine with a pen in the pocket and a bluetooth headset on. Surely that’s fine.
Only if the pen has leaked and you have an ink stain. "
Obviously |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!
I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread…
I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread
I only wear mine with a pen in the pocket and a bluetooth headset on. Surely that’s fine.
Haha only if you’re calling your lawyer & speaking loudly
I only do that in a queue in Asda."
Extra twatty |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I'd be offended if you didn't turn up in an orange tux. Would you sport a jaunty cravat too?"
I think a cravat might be a little “in your face”.
So to speak.
I wouldn’t rule it out though. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'd be offended if you didn't turn up in an orange tux. Would you sport a jaunty cravat too?
I think a cravat might be a little “in your face”.
So to speak.
I wouldn’t rule it out though. "
You're right, you wouldn't want to draw attention to yourself. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?
Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant
I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.
Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?
I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt it could work
God no.
Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?
Let alone an orange one.
People who wear them with a suit probs! Short sleeves & tie combos give me the ick!
When I’m in charge this will be illegal.
Voting! "
Not orange it’s peach |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Sounds like a fantastic idea.
But won't you be chilly without at least something to cover your legs?
Posh  "
I’m from up north.
We only wear the top half of outfits then just shorts on the lower half. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
