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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
the middle |
Morning......
So if you got the chance to meet one members profile from fab weather it be for a social or full on meet who would you choose????
Who knows they might read it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm out on this one ... I don't need the grief of "why not me" !!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cue all the they know who they are comments
Gatekeeper easy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't choose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m out. Seeking group fun |
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Her with the boobs and accommodating hole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a few ladies I would like to have a social with and way too many men I'd like more |
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From the forums gotta be 'Princess Peach' and 'Hippy Chick'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want Rex to bash my back doors in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick. "
Bring it baby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick. "
I’d do pub to watch football with Mr NE. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apart from you OP the only other person has gone UNLOS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need to think who would annoy me the least.
Could take a while. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
I’d do pub to watch football with Mr NE. "
You’d just hit me with terrible football takes and then we’d end up discussing music. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't choose "
I could narrow your search |
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Oops Just realised OP said only one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't choose
I could narrow your search"
Please do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who’s the easiest? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
I’d do pub to watch football with Mr NE.
You’d just hit me with terrible football takes and then we’d end up discussing music. "
Exactly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Bring it baby "
He too young for you. Might require a hip replacement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn't matter really , once both want to be there that's what's important , the rest doesn't matter , there has to be a click , very very hard to find . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who’s the easiest?
Phyllis "
Then that’s my answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Bring it baby "
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"I want Rex to bash my back doors in "
You have boobs and a hole. I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
I’d do pub to watch football with Mr NE.
You’d just hit me with terrible football takes and then we’d end up discussing music.
Exactly. "
It’s a date |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d meet me
That's the real question
What would you do if you met yourself?
If you were confronted by your own person?
Maybe you'd look at that other you in the eye, and just think
"I understand you
Because I am you."
And you'd walk up to that person
And you'd hold them
The way you've always wanted to be held
But no one's ever got it quite right
Sometimes they've done it too tightly
Sometimes they've done it too loosely
With their arms all floppy like spaghetti...
Dangling around
But this hug between you and that other you is a perfect consistency of hug
Then, while you're there with your hands around your self
You think, "Well, I wonder what my butt feels like."
And you just, like
You know, like, spider-walk one of your hands down to your other self's butt-on!
And give it a little squeeze
And "Whoa!
What's happening back there?"
The other you's doing the same thing
Hello
Is this wrong?
And then you wonder
"I wonder if I'm a good kisser."
So you kiss that other you
And you know what?
Straight away it feels right, it feels good
It feels like love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nora? Only because I'm curious about her in real life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granny…
And Outsider "
I’d love to meet outsider! |
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"Who’s the easiest?
Phyllis
Then that’s my answer "
I'm meeting her first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who’s the easiest?
Phyllis
Then that’s my answer
I'm meeting her first "
Are you the second easiest? If so, count me in. |
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I'd like to meet Sam Tender's member |
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By *o30Woman
over a year ago
Lincoln |
There's too many to just pick one |
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We’ve met so many amazing people in clubs, socials and private meets. So many people that we’ll now meet regularly.
The single lady we’d most like to meet next is Bellaseas.
The next couple is probably couple-for-fun123
Next single guy is open to offers
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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago
Cardiff |
Couldn't choose between Samantha swings( she is absolutely gorgeous) and pocket rockets( she seems very naughty and super hot) |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
I'd never say because he's WAYYYYY out of my league!! |
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Honestly I'd struggle to make that decision. |
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"Who’s the easiest?
Phyllis
Then that’s my answer
I'm meeting her first
Are you the second easiest? If so, count me in."
I'm harder to get into than Fort knox |
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A proper TV admirer not some straight guy who wants to ‘experiment’. Not many on the forums so can’t name anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want Rex to bash my back doors in
You have boobs and a hole. I’m in "
My fab life is complete *unlos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ohhh that's a tricky one , I'd like to find someone who actually makes me laugh first and gets my sarcastic humour |
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"I want Rex to bash my back doors in
You have boobs and a hole. I’m in
My fab life is complete *unlos"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few I’d like to meet …. They know
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" There's too many to just pick one "
Commitment issues |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning......
So if you got the chance to meet one members profile from fab weather it be for a social or full on meet who would you choose????
Who knows they might read it "
Mental Chick without a doubt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nobody anyone would know x"
Nobody knows me x |
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Anagrey she has the most amazing ass hands down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ummm nope couldn’t possibly choose J x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I shall resort to my hotlist randomiser, blind scroll up and down and I stopped on virginiagirl |
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JennieTV. I want to get her d*unk and take her to Safeway in Swansea.
Also Wonko. I adore his negativity! It’s infectious. I need more of it. |
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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago
Your wildest Dreams |
I couldn't choose, social or otherwise, too many to choose from xx |
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"JennieTV. I want to get her d*unk and take her to Safeway in Swansea.
Also Wonko. I adore his negativity! It’s infectious. I need more of it. "
I realise that’s two but I’m greedy like that |
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Difficult to choose which fake or timewaster I would like to meet. |
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"Lib "
Actually I can’t choose one. Sam too. And Jennie TV and Kylie and Granny - all those people would be intriguing to me and would be a good night out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too many. And yes, they know…. I’ll just check my updates and see who’s on top there… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of the people I haven't already met, probably Kylie |
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If I could pick only one it would be meli.
Or frieda.
Or Mrs Kc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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MrsKylieGrealish or MidnightBlue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granny…
And Outsider
I’d love to meet outsider! "
I'd meet you both. |
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There are men & women on Fab I’d love to meet for all sorts of reasons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Began the process of trying to make that Happen . Think there is potential for it too ! Fingers crossed and toes and even my eyes |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
Would have been Red Voluptua but I finally got to meet her recently - there’s many others I’d like to meet for various reasons, Kylie, the wite nite, Hovis to name a few xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me. I'd treat myself to a nice McDonald's meal, then a few pints in Weatherspoons. Check into a hostel and play my harmonica. Mmmmmm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloody hell, ONE?
I was looking forward to meeting Meli, Hippy, Posh n Bob, Mrs KC, Bearded Guy n TG and FoolHardly in Manchester so I will combine them into one. Hah!
I don't drink coffee but a very special mention for SteveandPickle |
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Mental chick or Samantha swings :p |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
I would love to finally get to meet that lovely red head sparkle, then I guess I would have to join the que |
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If I could meet anyone from fab then it would have to be Hippychick. She comes over as someone with a great personality and great sense of humour and has been described as fab royalty and who would argue with that. Also she isn't that far away from me. Obviously I dream but please allow a man to dream and one day this dream just might come true. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And there’s lots in this thread I’d love to meet, but you asked for one op
But they already know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who drinks the most coffee? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I could meet anyone from fab then it would have to be Hippychick. She comes over as someone with a great personality and great sense of humour and has been described as fab royalty and who would argue with that. Also she isn't that far away from me. Obviously I dream but please allow a man to dream and one day this dream just might come true. "
Aww, thanks .
*disclaimer, I absolutely don’t think of myself as fab royalty, more the dirty maid on here knees in the palace kitchen |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
There are many who I find ridiculously attractive on here but have never interacted with. Going to narrow it down to a forumite who I'm currently not planning a meet with (social or otherwise) and that's the lovely hippychick. Her status updates alone crack me up and I would love to spend time in her company, naked or clothed. |
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"Who drinks the most coffee?"
Easy, Caffeine Dusk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?"
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf |
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Whoever eats cake and drinks tea with it..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf"
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive a soft spot for FoolHardy. Gotta get those socks and sandals off him if nothing else! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got to meet some of my favourite people at the Man social. There are so many more I'd like to meet inc,Nora,Sparkles,outsider. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name.."
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well it would be nice to get a meet and maybe have some fun not had none of that for a while |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
Gawd this is like choosing one of your kids to save. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who’s the easiest?
Phyllis
Then that’s my answer
I'm meeting her first
Are you the second easiest? If so, count me in.
I'm harder to get into than Fort knox "
I’m out |
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick. "
Met hippychick briefly she is lovely and down to earth! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble might chaff
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name.."
FIFme Hahaha. Autocorrect eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gawd this is like choosing one of your kids to save. "
thinking the same |
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"Morning......
So if you got the chance to meet one members profile from fab weather it be for a social or full on meet who would you choose????
Who knows they might read it "
Ha she's local but we're just a bit above her age range. We keep looking and fab'ing her pics and vids.. Fingers and toes crossed |
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"Gawd this is like choosing one of your kids to save. "
Haha! I agree! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gawd this is like choosing one of your kids to save. "
It’s harder than that. One of my kids is a dick |
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick. "
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know "
I explained above. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know "
I think that was directed at Jonny? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Met hippychick briefly she is lovely and down to earth! X"
Likewise, lovely |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Gawd this is like choosing one of your kids to save.
It’s harder than that. One of my kids is a dick "
Just toss a coin then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know
I think that was directed at Jonny? "
Now I’m confused. I don’t know who’s talking to who here now……
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible."
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue "
I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know
I think that was directed at Jonny? "
No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was
I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Met hippychick briefly she is lovely and down to earth! X"
I bet she’s just an Angel |
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know
I think that was directed at Jonny?
No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was
I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing " |
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue
I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection "
We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell, ONE?
I was looking forward to meeting Meli, Hippy, Posh n Bob, Mrs KC, Bearded Guy n TG and FoolHardly in Manchester so I will combine them into one. Hah!
I don't drink coffee but a very special mention for SteveandPickle "
Noted! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue
I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection "
Then we need to arrange this sooner so I can educate you both. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue
I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection
We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time..."
All time!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue
I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection
We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time..."
Of all time. |
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over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know
I think that was directed at Jonny?
No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was
I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing "
I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.
It’s a fair concert.
I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird. |
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Someone who I haven't already met in person? Gemini Man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, can’t pick just one I’m afraid! FoolHardly, Kylie, crispy Duck, _ou only live once, Jonny & pickle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know
I think that was directed at Jonny?
No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was
I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing "
Would you meet another?
*quickly changes name to Stubby M |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know
I think that was directed at Jonny?
No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was
I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing
I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.
It’s a fair concert.
I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird. "
Why would you put your balls in coffee? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granny…
And Outsider
I’d love to meet outsider!
I'd meet you both. "
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"If I could meet anyone from fab then it would have to be Hippychick. She comes over as someone with a great personality and great sense of humour and has been described as fab royalty and who would argue with that. Also she isn't that far away from me. Obviously I dream but please allow a man to dream and one day this dream just might come true.
Aww, thanks .
*disclaimer, I absolutely don’t think of myself as fab royalty, more the dirty maid on here knees in the palace kitchen "
Royalty or not you have a beautiful mind and its full of filth, like mine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, can’t pick just one I’m afraid! FoolHardly, Kylie, crispy Duck, _ou only live once, Jonny & pickle. "
Pickle! That’s me.
Soon I hope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know
I think that was directed at Jonny?
No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was
I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing
I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.
It’s a fair concert.
I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird.
Why would you put your balls in coffee?"
Jesus christ. I've been doing it wrong all this time. |
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue
I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection
We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...
Of all time."
The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!) |
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By *ik MMan
over a year ago
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I’ve been fortunate enough to meet some truly beautiful people, and I’m sure there will be more to come.
If I left Fab now (I’m not going to) I would say my journey surpassed all expectations when I look back to the humble beginnings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know
I think that was directed at Jonny?
No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was
I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing
I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.
It’s a fair concert.
I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird.
Why would you put your balls in coffee?"
I love coffee.
There’s a joke here somewhere about teabagging also. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue
I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection
We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...
Of all time.
The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)"
Lenny? He’s not even a good comedian never mind a footballer |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Rachaelx but she appears to have gone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know
I think that was directed at Jonny?
No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was
I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing
I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.
It’s a fair concert.
I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird.
Why would you put your balls in coffee?
I love coffee.
There’s a joke here somewhere about teabagging also."
I never joke about caffeinated beverages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know
I think that was directed at Jonny?
No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was
I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing
I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.
It’s a fair concert.
I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably never happen as not a lot happens in Manchester but quacksplat |
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue
I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection
We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...
Of all time.
The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)
Lenny? He’s not even a good comedian never mind a footballer "
I agree with you on his comedy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue
I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection
We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...
Of all time.
The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)"
Told you. He’s sensible. Guess you’re outnumbered MrNE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue
I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection
We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...
Of all time.
The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)
Lenny? He’s not even a good comedian never mind a footballer
I agree with you on his comedy... "
Woah, Lenny is hilarious |
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"Someone who I haven't already met in person? Gemini Man "
Ooo yes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue
I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection
We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...
Of all time.
The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)
Told you. He’s sensible. Guess you’re outnumbered MrNE "
You’re both wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, can’t pick just one I’m afraid! FoolHardly, Kylie, crispy Duck, _ou only live once, Jonny & pickle.
Pickle! That’s me.
Soon I hope "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone who I haven't already met in person? Gemini Man "
Oh yes!! I miss him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quacksplat always catches my eye! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lib
Actually I can’t choose one. Sam too. And Jennie TV and Kylie and Granny - all those people would be intriguing to me and would be a good night out. "
Great choice.
I'm pretty underwhelming though so you should definitely pick Sam. |
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue
I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection
We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...
Of all time.
The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)
Told you. He’s sensible. Guess you’re outnumbered MrNE
You’re both wrong "
Damn. There goes my beer. |
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over a year ago
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"No, can’t pick just one I’m afraid! FoolHardly, Kylie, crispy Duck, _ou only live once, Jonny & pickle.
Pickle! That’s me.
Soon I hope
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Count me in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can’t pick one
I’d happily meet everyone I have already
But someone I haven’t … Yeah Baby and Foxy Viking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"_uitednbooted2 for me."
The feeling is mutual trust me |
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I have my eye on someone and he knows it. I'm really hoping we can make it happen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I may be tempted out of retirement for a trip west when fuel becomes cheap again |
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A lot of the people I wanted to meet, I've met at a recent group social.
I'd say Yeah Baby as they have awesome pics and AJ seems so positive and lovely |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
There really isn't just one... I'm intrigued to meet a whole bunch of people. Plus, I really like coffee, so anyone who has that I'm totally up for meeting!
Posh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I’ve not met before?
I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.
Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.
Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.
I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue
I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection
We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...
Of all time.
The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)
Told you. He’s sensible. Guess you’re outnumbered MrNE
You’re both wrong
Damn. There goes my beer."
We can still have a beer but we just have to watch a compilation of all of Big Al’s 260 Premier League goals. |
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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago
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"We can still have a beer but we just have to watch a compilation of all of Big Al’s 260 Premier League goals."
I hope this isn’t a pre requisite for when we meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm already doing it... and very much enjoying every second I get |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, can’t pick just one I’m afraid! FoolHardly, Kylie, crispy Duck, _ou only live once, Jonny & pickle.
Pickle! That’s me.
Soon I hope
Count me in!"
Well my day just a little brighter! |
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No one from fab springs to mind, that I haven’t socially met already. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble might chaff
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
FIFme Hahaha. Autocorrect eh?"
Brilliant. |
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Outsider because she is nice and friendly and hippy chick saw her at Manchester social wow she was gorgeous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We can still have a beer but we just have to watch a compilation of all of Big Al’s 260 Premier League goals.
I hope this isn’t a pre requisite for when we meet "
Surely as a Spurs fan you agree Shearer was better than Henry so you don’t need educated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not mentioning names, but I'd like to think she knows.
We chat on a daily basis, ranging from one or two messages to a full blown conversation, she's absolutely gorgeous yet totally impervious to my flirts |
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I've learned from these type of threads,there are too many id like to meet to single anyone out! |
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My mate Mboro. He and I share some great chats, and I know it would be even better sharing some women together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble might chaff
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
FIFme Hahaha. Autocorrect eh?
Brilliant. "
I know. What can you do? |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"JennieTV. I want to get her d*unk and take her to Safeway in Swansea.
Also Wonko. I adore his negativity! It’s infectious. I need more of it. "
Wonko will always have a queue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve got so many haha
So among the ladies: Nora, meli, dancer and a few more ha
Lads: hmmm, d91k (tho he’s not on forum anymore) gats gats x kinkybuiscuit cos he needs to take me to Gail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who drinks the most coffee?
I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf
What's a stubble maggot chaf?
Feels like that should be my next profile name..
I'm glad you asked as I also need to know
I think that was directed at Jonny?
No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was
I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing
I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.
It’s a fair concert.
I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird. "
I thought you were a stubbly maggot CHAV. Read it all wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one from fab springs to mind, that I haven’t socially met already. "
Me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably never happen as not a lot happens in Manchester but quacksplat"
i was in Manchester this weekend! Px |
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over a year ago
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"I've learned from these type of threads,there are too many id like to meet to single anyone out! "
That’s a nice fence you’re sitting on |
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Would love to meet MrsKylieGrealish69 xx |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
Just another girl for me.
I want to 'annoy' her.
C |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
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