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"Evening everyone" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,UnSeeN. You've been seen. And you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface | |||
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" ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wonko. How are you doing? | |||
"Evening everyone Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,UnSeeN. You've been seen. And you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface " Woohoo (danceemoji) | |||
"Good evening ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. ![]() | |||
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"Good evening ![]() ![]() Happy Easter to you too, I hope you've had a lovely day. ![]() ![]() | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal owls ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. For a not an awfully busy day, you did an awful lot. You're going to Toledo! It's been alright. I've done bugger all. | |||
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"Good evening ![]() Lovely flower arrangement ![]() | |||
"Good Eeeevening Jim. How has your weekend been?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been an okay weekend. Have you been in the shop? | |||
"Howdy all ![]() ![]() How surprising to see you here, at this time of night ![]() | |||
"Evening everyone Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,UnSeeN. You've been seen. And you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface Woohoo (danceemoji)" Yeah! | |||
"Howdy all ![]() ![]() ![]() I know! It's well past my bedtime ![]() | |||
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"Goooood evening! ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CambsCouple. Happy Êaster! Smileyface | |||
"Evening, and goodnight. Been awake for roughly 32 hours now, much beauty sleep is required." Get some sleep. | |||
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"Good evening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Did you have a lovely day? | |||
"Evening all, roll on 12 so I can finish work " Evening, must sick to be Cinderella's footman. | |||
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"Howdy all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What witchcraft is this?! ![]() | |||
"Howdy all ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Lorenzo. How the hell are you? | |||
"Howdy all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you been allowed to watch Match of the Day? | |||
"Evening all, roll on 12 so I can finish work " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scotty. You're almost there. | |||
"Howdy all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm watching MOTD ![]() | |||
"Good Eeeevening Jim. How has your weekend been? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been an okay weekend. Have you been in the shop?" Quiet for me. I was in at the shop yesterday. It was quite busy, thankfully. But it's getting tough as customers don't have enough money these days. | |||
"Evening all! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lou. It's Easter Sunday, what did you do? | |||
"Im getting chips and scallops ![]() How very posh ![]() | |||
"Im getting chips and scallops ![]() ![]() I aint posh eating them ha ha ![]() | |||
"Evening Jim and everyone ,Especially the newest poster after the Matterhorns. How has Easter Sunday been treating everyone? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rikke. Thank you for not breathing all over the nocturnal thread. It's been alright. How was it for you? | |||
"Im getting chips and scallops ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Vixen. ![]() | |||
"Evening all! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lou. It's Easter Sunday, what did you do?" My mother-in-law came over for dinner, I baked hot cross buns that she claimed were a bit chewy! ![]() | |||
"Howdy all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You'll be waiting a long time to see Tranmere. | |||
"Evening Jim and everyone ,Especially the newest poster after the Matterhorns. How has Easter Sunday been treating everyone? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rikke. Thank you for not breathing all over the nocturnal thread. It's been alright. How was it for you?" Thanks man ![]() ![]() | |||
"Im getting chips and scallops ![]() ![]() Howdy doo jim want a chip? | |||
"Good Eeeevening Jim. How has your weekend been? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been an okay weekend. Have you been in the shop? Quiet for me. I was in at the shop yesterday. It was quite busy, thankfully. But it's getting tough as customers don't have enough money these days." People are being frugal. | |||
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"Howdy all ![]() ![]() I'm good thanks, stuffed full of roast, cakes, cheese, chocolate, and gin ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"Howdy all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I did have to sacrifice a goat... ![]() | |||
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"Evening all! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lou. It's Easter Sunday, what did you do? My mother-in-law came over for dinner, I baked hot cross buns that she claimed were a bit chewy! ![]() That's a good Easter Sunday. Except for the hot cross buns insult. x | |||
"Howdy all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I hope you didn't get any blood on your mother's living room carpet? ![]() | |||
"Good evening ![]() ![]() Thankyou ![]() | |||
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"Im getting chips and scallops ![]() ![]() Oh yes please. | |||
"Good evening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I did not but it's ended well I drooled over some big pink boots that I just have to have ![]() | |||
"Howdy all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No wonder you can't sleep. I'm alright. | |||
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"Howdy all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Monday match! | |||
"Evening all, A bit wet outside at the moment haha" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerab. What's it like indoors? | |||
"Good evening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh. I almost got involved in online auction for some orange trainers. But I resisted. | |||
"Evening all, roll on 12 so I can finish work " Working on Easter Sunday should be illegal | |||
"Good evening still feeling down but don't worry I'm getting better every moment ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Naughty. I was wondering how you're doing. You can always share here, if you want to. Or my inbox is available. | |||
"Evening all" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rogue. Do you like Madonna's Vogue? | |||
"Hello hi Jim, hope you’ve had a enjoyable bank holiday weekend." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, AMC. I hope you're having a good Easter. ![]() | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rogue. Do you like Madonna's Vogue?" Sorry, I'm watching Taskmaster at the moment so I'm at my limit on cheap puns. | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rogue. Do you like Madonna's Vogue? Sorry, I'm watching Taskmaster at the moment so I'm at my limit on cheap puns." ![]() | |||
"Evening Jimothy. I'm still covid-stricken. It's no fun x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, Red. Covid sucks. x | |||
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"Morning Jim. Hope you have a great night" Morning?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Arrows. Smileyface | |||
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"Good evening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I didn't click the button yet but I know I wont be able to hold off for long they're truly amazing ![]() | |||
"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rogue. Do you like Madonna's Vogue? Sorry, I'm watching Taskmaster at the moment so I'm at my limit on cheap puns." That seems like an invitation,You know what to do everyone. I guess you could say I’ve set you this task ![]() | |||
"23.23 Cooeeeeeeee ![]() ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. It's now ²³:²8. Doesn't time fly at Easter. | |||
"Good evening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Buy the boots. | |||
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"GØØD Evening jÏm & Håppy Easter † Today I discovered that Shrewsbury Town FC are "a happy little club" and they have their very own "ball boy-walla" who fetches the balls that end up in the river '7ern'. #HateFootball Easter Wishes to: UnSeen, WånkoTheSame, PrinçessPuddle ![]() best easter wishes to you too! | |||
"GØØD Evening jÏm & Håppy Easter † Today I discovered that Shrewsbury Town FC are "a happy little club" and they have their very own "ball boy-walla" who fetches the balls that end up in the river '7ern'. #HateFootball Easter Wishes to: UnSeen, WånkoTheSame, PrinçessPuddle ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. ![]() | |||
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"Isn't this your morning Jim? I go to sleep when you arrive and you disappear just before I wake!! Do you work nights or are you an insomniac?" The afternoons are my mornings. That said, I think my night owl ways are starting to wane. I work evenings. | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. ![]() • I have indeed! I've now switched over to "Carry On Carrion" - just as hilarious but made for birds of prey. | |||
"Hold on, have I missed Jamie Pants?" • No. But I made you look though!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. ![]() ![]() | |||
"Hold on, have I missed Jamie Pants? • No. But I made you look though!!! ![]() ![]() You rascal. | |||
"Isn't this your morning Jim? I go to sleep when you arrive and you disappear just before I wake!! Do you work nights or are you an insomniac? The afternoons are my mornings. That said, I think my night owl ways are starting to wane. I work evenings." ahh And I understand waning owls. 5 years ago I would have been lucky to fall asleep at midnight. 10 years ago I would be delighted if I slept by 4 am. Being a chef didn't suit me. Now it's an effort to stay awake after 10.30. | |||
"GØØD Evening jÏm & Håppy Easter † Today I discovered that Shrewsbury Town FC are "a happy little club" and they have their very own "ball boy-walla" who fetches the balls that end up in the river '7ern'. #HateFootball Easter Wishes to: UnSeen, WånkoTheSame, PrinçessPuddle ![]() Greetings, Nerø. Yes, my leg is bloody stupid. Though I, it's own, was bloody stupid for trying to use a friggin' swing (on a kid's play park, before someone comes out with smut!) | |||
"Isn't this your morning Jim? I go to sleep when you arrive and you disappear just before I wake!! Do you work nights or are you an insomniac? The afternoons are my mornings. That said, I think my night owl ways are starting to wane. I work evenings.ahh And I understand waning owls. 5 years ago I would have been lucky to fall asleep at midnight. 10 years ago I would be delighted if I slept by 4 am. Being a chef didn't suit me. Now it's an effort to stay awake after 10.30." I won't be asleep at ²²:³0 on a regular basis anytime soon. But I think I'll going to bed earlier. | |||
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"Greetings, Nerø. Yes, my leg is bloody stupid. Though I, it's own, was bloody stupid for trying to use a friggin' swing (on a kid's play park, before someone comes out with smut!) " ° KC² - don't worry: all the smut'ers and smutees are on the "rate my cock" or "piss, pray, avoid" threads. P.S. It's inappropriate to swing in a public park. Have you tried the Shrewsbury Town FC football pitch? The astroturf is wheelchair friendly. | |||
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"Good night Jim, Nero and the lovely mrs kc. You talk so cool man." Na night. | |||
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"Good night Jim, Nero and the lovely mrs kc. You talk so cool man." • g°°d night Årr°ws. ![]() | |||
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"Greetings, Nerø. Yes, my leg is bloody stupid. Though I, it's own, was bloody stupid for trying to use a friggin' swing (on a kid's play park, before someone comes out with smut!) ° KC² - don't worry: all the smut'ers and smutees are on the "rate my cock" or "piss, pray, avoid" threads. P.S. It's inappropriate to swing in a public park. Have you tried the Shrewsbury Town FC football pitch? The astroturf is wheelchair friendly. " Maybe Jim can help me swing at Shrewsbury Town FC? | |||
"Tucked up in bed for another restless night ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Dee. | |||
"Greetings, Nerø. Yes, my leg is bloody stupid. Though I, it's own, was bloody stupid for trying to use a friggin' swing (on a kid's play park, before someone comes out with smut!) ° KC² - don't worry: all the smut'ers and smutees are on the "rate my cock" or "piss, pray, avoid" threads. P.S. It's inappropriate to swing in a public park. Have you tried the Shrewsbury Town FC football pitch? The astroturf is wheelchair friendly. Maybe Jim can help me swing at Shrewsbury Town FC? " You'll be waiting a long time to see Tranmere. But not as long as you'll be waiting to see Tranmere on Match of the Day. | |||
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"Good morning Jim" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Compersion. You confused there for a moment. | |||
"Good morning Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Compersion. You confused there for a moment." ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Greetings, Nerø. Yes, my leg is bloody stupid. Though I, it's own, was bloody stupid for trying to use a friggin' swing (on a kid's play park, before someone comes out with smut!) ° KC² - don't worry: all the smut'ers and smutees are on the "rate my cock" or "piss, pray, avoid" threads. P.S. It's inappropriate to swing in a public park. Have you tried the Shrewsbury Town FC football pitch? The astroturf is wheelchair friendly. Maybe Jim can help me swing at Shrewsbury Town FC? You'll be waiting a long time to see Tranmere. But not as long as you'll be waiting to see Tranmere on Match of the Day." But what about swinging? Nerø says I should swing at Shrewsbury Town ![]() | |||
"Evening all, roll on 12 so I can finish work Working on Easter Sunday should be illegal" i couldn't agree more but someone has to serve the beer | |||
"Greetings, Nerø. Yes, my leg is bloody stupid. Though I, it's own, was bloody stupid for trying to use a friggin' swing (on a kid's play park, before someone comes out with smut!) ° KC² - don't worry: all the smut'ers and smutees are on the "rate my cock" or "piss, pray, avoid" threads. P.S. It's inappropriate to swing in a public park. Have you tried the Shrewsbury Town FC football pitch? The astroturf is wheelchair friendly. Maybe Jim can help me swing at Shrewsbury Town FC? You'll be waiting a long time to see Tranmere. But not as long as you'll be waiting to see Tranmere on Match of the Day. But what about swinging? Nerø says I should swing at Shrewsbury Town ![]() I'm not sure what the groundskeepers would make of that carry on. | |||
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"It's only ²5¹ days until Christmas. ![]() Oh, fuck of with that shite. It's Easter, it's only just past my birthday, it's far too early for me to be getting grinchy already. | |||
"It's only ²5¹ days until Christmas. ![]() It's only ¹96 days until Halloween. ![]() | |||
"It's only ²5¹ days until Christmas. ![]() ![]() Another one I hate. | |||
"It's only ²5¹ days until Christmas. ![]() ![]() It's only ³0² days until Valentine's Day. ![]() | |||
"It's only ²5¹ days until Christmas. ![]() ![]() ![]() Now you're just trying to make me angry. | |||
"It's only ²5¹ days until Christmas. ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh blimey. It's only ³³³ days until St. Patrick's Day. ![]() | |||
"It's only ²5¹ days until Christmas. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And now I'm going away before I say something unpleasant. | |||
"It's only ²5¹ days until Christmas. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jim! ![]() KC! It's only ²5¹ days until Christmas! ![]() | |||
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"Evening all, hope everyone is good " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rastaclau. Which do you prefer, ![]() ![]() | |||
"It's Melissa Joan Hart's birthday today. Happy birthday, Melissa! ![]() Is she still a teenage witch? | |||
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"It's Melissa Joan Hart's birthday today. Happy birthday, Melissa! ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. ![]() | |||
"Evening all, hope everyone is good Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rastaclau. Which do you prefer, ![]() ![]() Well I have a beard so I think there’s only one option with that ![]() | |||
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"He likes ![]() I’m like Santa only I come more than once a year ![]() | |||
"He likes ![]() ![]() You've posted on nocturnal thread before! | |||
"Jim! ![]() ![]() Christmas means cocktails by the pool again ![]() | |||
"Look who it is. ^" Who? Who is it?! | |||
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"Jim! ![]() ![]() ![]() I watched Cocktail last night. It's awful. | |||
"Look who it is. ^ Who? Who is it?! " Jamie Pants. I think she's buggered off again. | |||
"Jim! ![]() ![]() ![]() Cocktails on Christmas Day were exactly what the doctor ordered. The only problem is that I've been on a downer ever since we got home ![]() | |||
"Jim! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's a long hangover. | |||
"Jim! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() To be fair, we did have a LOT of wine on NYE then travelled home on NYD! ![]() | |||
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"They're party animals. ^" Once a year ![]() | |||
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"Look who it is. ^" The cat dragged me in. It was wildly inconvenient. I had places to be. | |||
"Look who it is. ^ The cat dragged me in. It was wildly inconvenient. I had places to be. " I understand. | |||
"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() always thought it was "boss wash " ![]() | |||
"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Indecentexposure. People learn stuff on The late late nocturnal thread ©™. | |||
"Look who it is. ^ The cat dragged me in. It was wildly inconvenient. I had places to be. " Good cat ![]() | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Piscean_Dream. When did you last have some cream?" Last night actually, proper sqirty cream as well | |||
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"He squirted. ^" Wonder if it was as much as me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim I consider myself taught . Hope your late night easter weekend is good. I'm enjoying a couple of days off work . Perving on the gorgeous ladies of this site. | |||
"He squirted. ^ Wonder if it was as much as me ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"He squirted. ^ Wonder if it was as much as me ![]() ![]() You wouldn't ask if you see me squirt ![]() | |||
"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fantastic. Have you posted on The late late nocturnal thread ©™ before? | |||
"He squirted. ^ Wonder if it was as much as me ![]() ![]() ![]() Almost sounds like a challenge brewing. I dare same the same thing, haha! Anyway... evening beauts! | |||
"He squirted. ^ Wonder if it was as much as me ![]() ![]() ![]() Take it as you will ![]() | |||
"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have to declare myself a late late nocturnal ©?TM virgin hence the amateur attempt at a trademark symbol ![]() | |||
"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't worry about it. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
" Fantastic. Have you posted on The late late nocturnal thread ©™ before? I have to declare myself a late late nocturnal ©?TM virgin hence the amateur attempt at a trademark symbol ![]() Ah, I'm getting all nostalgic over my first time too. The erect one is ever so welcoming... dare I say a pro at this nocturnal lark. | |||
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"He squirted. ^ Wonder if it was as much as me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm gonna bookmark it as unfinished business ![]() | |||
" Fantastic. Have you posted on The late late nocturnal thread ©™ before? I have to declare myself a late late nocturnal ©?TM virgin hence the amateur attempt at a trademark symbol ![]() https://youtu.be/sPGepgWupTw | |||
" Fantastic. Have you posted on The late late nocturnal thread ©™ before? I have to declare myself a late late nocturnal ©?TM virgin hence the amateur attempt at a trademark symbol ![]() do you remember your first persis? Would you like to share? | |||
" Fantastic. Have you posted on The late late nocturnal thread ©™ before? I have to declare myself a late late nocturnal ©?TM virgin hence the amateur attempt at a trademark symbol ![]() Jim was definitely there ![]() ![]() | |||
" Fantastic. Have you posted on The late late nocturnal thread ©™ before? I have to declare myself a late late nocturnal ©?TM virgin hence the amateur attempt at a trademark symbol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
" Fantastic. Have you posted on The late late nocturnal thread ©™ before? I have to declare myself a late late nocturnal ©?TM virgin hence the amateur attempt at a trademark symbol ![]() ![]() ![]() is this one of those fight club rules ? Don't talk about late late nocturnal thread ©™? Got the ™ now so learning all the time | |||