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My mate fancies you... the Easter Sunday edition
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My mate is feeling the joy of Easter, the bunny may have abandoned them but the rabbit has been working overtime, and as a result I've got a load of horny mates who really want to tell you they fancy you but are way too shy to do it directly.
So... if you're like my mate and too shy to own up, or even if you aren't, let's have some anonymous Easter smut passed around.
And so the OP doesn't get cranky, make sure you tell your mates that you fancy her too. Even if you don't. Cos she is a shameless attention seeking whore. Obvs   |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Woo hoo! Here we go... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I still fancy you Posh 
And I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1) and 4) please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I say I fancy you all ?? |
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In the pub, not interested in the football so I’m in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I say I fancy you all ??"
Is it true though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yay an Easter addition. I’ll get the wine J xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I still fancy you Posh
And I’m in "
Back at you Floro |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a message …….
Please could you tell the Donis that I'd like to fist his bumhole whilst gazing romantically into his eyes.
Thanks!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I say I fancy you all ??
Is it true though? "
I fancy you
Posh
Nora
So
No |
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My filthy mate would like to Tell NotThatMonkey that the stockings are a necessary photo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m on the Prosecco people |
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"I’ll play "
Where have you been  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a message …….
Please could you tell the Donis that I'd like to fist his bumhole whilst gazing romantically into his eyes.
Thanks!
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You must be very flexible. Are you into yoga? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m on the Prosecco people "
Woo hoo! You can be relied on to send smut then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m on the Prosecco people
Woo hoo! You can be relied on to send smut then!"
Hell yes !!
It’s going down very quickly |
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"Can I say I fancy you all ??
Is it true though?
I fancy you
Posh
Nora
So
No"
Likewise sexy lady |
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I'm in.
Happy Easter everyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I say I fancy you all ??
Is it true though?
I fancy you
Posh
Nora
So
No
Likewise sexy lady "
Ahh I’ve missed this place and my friends sooo much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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IN. . |
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One for Posh
My super sexy hunky slightly bearded mate has penned an easter ode for you in the usual format...
Posh...Your eggy boobs...
I want to suck the cream off,
When they are melted! |
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"Can I say I fancy you all ??
Is it true though?
I fancy you
Posh
Nora
So
No
Likewise sexy lady
Ahh I’ve missed this place and my friends sooo much "
So good to have you back! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I say I fancy you all ??
Is it true though?
I fancy you
Posh
Nora
So
No
Likewise sexy lady
Ahh I’ve missed this place and my friends sooo much
So good to have you back! X"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in - prepared to be Cupid for a bit. |
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Message For _x2019 from a hottie!
If I ask nicely will you spank me with your belt then reward me with cock ?? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"One for Posh
My super sexy hunky slightly bearded mate has penned an easter ode for you in the usual format...
Posh...Your eggy boobs...
I want to suck the cream off,
When they are melted!"
Your mate can have my boobs, eggs n cream any time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message incoming.
"Alright mate. Mind passing on the following message to Jasmine please
Are you still looking for somewhere to sit? My imagination is still thinking about how nice you'll taste when you do so, and what else it ends up leading to..."
This could be a whole new world Jasmine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In and wearing my postie shorts |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In and wearing my postie shorts "
Yay! |
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My very sexy friend has asked….
Can you please tell _uperjack that your mate has a deep throat and allegedly pretty eyes... where should she sign up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message incoming.
"Alright mate. Mind passing on the following message to Jasmine please
Are you still looking for somewhere to sit? My imagination is still thinking about how nice you'll taste when you do so, and what else it ends up leading to..."
This could be a whole new world Jasmine. "
I don’t need three guesses J xx |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Message For _x2019 from a hottie!
If I ask nicely will you spank me with your belt then reward me with cock ??"
I'm sure if you drop me a pm asking nicely, something may be able to be arranged lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend would like me to tell Posh that she would love a ménage a trois with her and her delicious man. |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
I love this game and I’d love to play please and happy Easter to all players |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
This one from my hottie hot hot mate to a man with his butt out...
Can you tell Donis
It’s true … I fancy you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another message!
"Hello The Donis you amazing sexy man.
Can you please tell Mtm2 that I've been admiring her bum from afar for a while. Can I have a closer look at some point?"
I've added bits and pieces in to add gravitas but you get the gist.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I shall offer postal services, might be a bit slow as my Morse code is rusty today.
Be sure to let me know if you wanna try the depth gauge out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for the gorgeous Saffron
Would you please tell Saffron40 that she's absolutely stunning
I agree |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My friend would like me to tell Posh that she would love a ménage a trois with her and her delicious man. "
I'm not gonna lie... he is delicious
And oooh... interesting |
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I love reading the messages on here, there’s some good ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for Kinky Inked Bi from a lovely gent - he says you've got a figure to die for. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And one for a damn fine fellow from a sexy, sexy mate o mine...
Song lyrics for NotThatMonkey - it's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mate wants me to ask Danger Mouse if he's sorted out his hot tub yet as he loves relaxing in a hot tub - but he doesn't have a bikini so he'll have to get in nude. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This one from my hottie hot hot mate to a man with his butt out...
Can you tell Donis
It’s true … I fancy you"
Well why didn't you just say? |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
Notthatmonkey you lovely man a stunning friend says
Notthwtmonkey a man my heart races for and makes me twinge daily |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Danger Mouse - my lovely friend says that you are even more sexy in person than she realised. You made her fanny go all fluttery. (I added that last bit myself.) |
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"Message for the gorgeous Saffron
Would you please tell Saffron40 that she's absolutely stunning
I agree "
Ah thanks x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate wants me to ask Danger Mouse if he's sorted out his hot tub yet as he loves relaxing in a hot tub - but he doesn't have a bikini so he'll have to get in nude."
Sorry - my friend borrowed her male friend's phone to text me this. This message is actually from a woman - turns out Cupid shouldn't be worried about his job just yet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was doing the ironing for Donis (I’d lost a next, don’t ask) when suddenly this absolutely magnificent woman rushed in and stole the (very nice) shirt I’d just pressed. I have chase, but she skipped away too quickly and as she turned a corner she shouted back “tell him I’m wearing it for my next picture!” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crikey Danger Mouse - you is popular tonight.
Another hot friends wants to know if you do home deliveries? She asks how many postage stamps it would take to get you out of your postie shorts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message!
"please tell wildblonde …. that no matter how wild she is, her pictures are awesome xx many thanks"
Such a polite young man wildblonde. You should pursue this. |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
Donis a lovely lady says
please can you tell Donis he gives me fanny flutters! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was doing the ironing for Donis (I’d lost a next, don’t ask) when suddenly this absolutely magnificent woman rushed in and stole the (very nice) shirt I’d just pressed. I have chase, but she skipped away too quickly and as she turned a corner she shouted back “tell him I’m wearing it for my next picture!”"
Stop! Thief! |
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"My very sexy friend has asked….
Can you please tell _uperjack that your mate has a deep throat and allegedly pretty eyes... where should she sign up?"
Please be kind enough to tell her run directly to my inbox. Now. Without delay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fancy this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was perusing a collection of particularly interesting strap ons, when one caught my eye. I skipped to the user reviews and saw this 6 star message: “I wish I had one of these, but I suppose I’ll wait and hopefully one day KinkyInkedBi will invite me to visit her and use hers…” |
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A message from a really hottie for saffron
Please tell Saffron that your mate says... I fucking adore you, you loon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And one for a damn fine fellow from a sexy, sexy mate o mine...
Song lyrics for NotThatMonkey - it's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes..."
I can take my clothes off in your PMs |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
a very sexy friend has asked me to tell me J that whilst you may fancy this, I fancy you
very lucky guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate wants me to ask Danger Mouse if he's sorted out his hot tub yet as he loves relaxing in a hot tub - but he doesn't have a bikini so he'll have to get in nude."
I did it today! And that’s totally acceptable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Danger Mouse - my lovely friend says that you are even more sexy in person than she realised. You made her fanny go all fluttery. (I added that last bit myself.) "
Haha, well I hope it’s all true, even the made up bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I fancy a bru |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate wants me to ask Danger Mouse if he's sorted out his hot tub yet as he loves relaxing in a hot tub - but he doesn't have a bikini so he'll have to get in nude.
I did it today! And that’s totally acceptable"
Whoop! I'll look forward to my invite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in for a little while |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Well well, I'm a lucky lady cos this sexy minx was in my box with a message for my mate...
Could you tell Dx2019 I’ll be arriving on the magic carpet ready to rub his lamp asap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A very sexy lady has the message below
Would you please tell mrj1 that his pictures have created rather a flutter in my lady parts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Donis a lovely lady says
please can you tell Donis he gives me fanny flutters! Xx"
This sounds serious. You should get someone* to look at this.
*me |
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Oooh and there’s more… a forum filthbag has asked me to pass on to Danger Mouse that she fancies him…. |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
"Message!
"please tell wildblonde …. that no matter how wild she is, her pictures are awesome xx many thanks"
Such a polite young man wildblonde. You should pursue this. "
Thanks x |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
I’ve been asked relay the following message for an incredibly beautiful woman :
Please tell ABootyfulDay that I want more, more, more |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
busier than postman pat today lol … anyway a very lovely lady has asked to say :
Could you please tell Keyser Soze that I've a few bits around here that need measuring. Would he be so kind as to assist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening! I’m in |
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A message from my luscious friend for NotThatMonkey - she's been admiring your legs for a while and thinks you look like you've got stamina |
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Good shout posh. Was thinking of doing one myself
In and I fancy you |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Well well, I'm a lucky lady cos this sexy minx was in my box with a message for my mate...
Could you tell Dx2019 I’ll be arriving on the magic carpet ready to rub his lamp asap "
Thanks Posh. Tell your sexy minx friend to let me know her 3 wishes |
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"I’ve been asked relay the following message for an incredibly beautiful woman :
Please tell ABootyfulDay that I want more, more, more"
Hmmm how much more though? too much more could be a crazy amount....we best discuss this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"busier than postman pat today lol … anyway a very lovely lady has asked to say :
Could you please tell Keyser Soze that I've a few bits around here that need measuring. Would he be so kind as to assist "
You’ll have to let know who you are so I can give you a personalised service. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Good shout posh. Was thinking of doing one myself
In and I fancy you "
You just want my eggs to add to your own |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's a bootyful message.
"Would you please tell ABootfulDay that her wearing sexy underwear to read a book sends flutters through me?"
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ve been asked relay the following message for an incredibly beautiful woman :
Please tell ABootyfulDay that I want more, more, more
Hmmm how much more though? too much more could be a crazy amount....we best discuss this "
Ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message from my luscious friend for NotThatMonkey - she's been admiring your legs for a while and thinks you look like you've got stamina "
Say hello then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a message from a woman in my inbox! Oh - it's not for me 
"Can you tell kinky inked bi that I can’t get enough of perving on her photos x"
Well that's my evening sorted. |
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I have a message from a very sexy friend
Please tell Saff and Nora that your mate wants to spend a whole evening with them, undisturbed and with ice cream. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another for mrj1 from a sexy lady
Please can you tell mrj1 he’s caused a rather damp patch to appear in my pants! Smokin!! Yummy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A hot little pocket rocket dropped into my box to pass this message on
Could you tell Dangermouse he’s just become my new crush |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
A message for all those who have received a message or not, that you are all beautiful in your own unique way and that to the world you maybe one person but to one person you are there world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know. You wait ages for one message in your inbox from a woman and then the floodgates open.
"Can you please let NSP know that her profile pic is a nice easter surprise....what do I have to do to unwrap and nibble on them?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooft NotThatMonkey, you lucky guy. A very sexy friend says that men in suits make her go all weak at the knees. Please could you help her back up as you look really good in your profile pic! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
One of my sexy gal pals (and I absolutely cannot pull off that term so will never use it again) has a message for a yummy guy....
Could you please tell _olourpurple that I can think of things to do to him that would make him change colour and go red |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don't know. You wait ages for one message in your inbox from a woman and then the floodgates open.
"Can you please let NSP know that her profile pic is a nice easter surprise....what do I have to do to unwrap and nibble on them?" "
Just ask, sweetcheeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another for mrj1 from a sexy lady
Please can you tell mrj1 he’s caused a rather damp patch to appear in my pants! Smokin!! Yummy!!"
Ooft I appreciate that I’ve had that affect and come sit next to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooft NotThatMonkey, you lucky guy. A very sexy friend says that men in suits make her go all weak at the knees. Please could you help her back up as you look really good in your profile pic! "
I could if I knew where she was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another message. From a woman. And what a woman!
"Can you please tell Notthatmonkey that never have I found him sexier than I have when I think about him wearing stockings. Maybe a sexy lacy suspender belt as well.
A girl can dream."
She sure can.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carrier pigeons have just flapped their way to the belfry at Soze Towers. One carrying a scroll of parchment, addressed to MJ from Tentative_steps7781.
And it reads “can you MJ from Tentative_steps7781 that she's a stunning gothic lady”
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"I was perusing a collection of particularly interesting strap ons, when one caught my eye. I skipped to the user reviews and saw this 6 star message: “I wish I had one of these, but I suppose I’ll wait and hopefully one day KinkyInkedBi will invite me to visit her and use hers…”"
Come on over |
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"I have a message from a very sexy friend
Please tell Saff and Nora that your mate wants to spend a whole evening with them, undisturbed and with ice cream."
I don’t share ice cream  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A very lovel lassie wants me to pass the message below on
Can you please let Slappy know that he looks really good in that suit and has a really cheeky smile |
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"I have a message from a woman in my inbox! Oh - it's not for me
"Can you tell kinky inked bi that I can’t get enough of perving on her photos x"
Well that's my evening sorted. "
Perv away, if you reveal yourself I’ll perv yours too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No messing around here. I like the approach.
"Can you also tell mrj1 that I’d absolutely fuck his brains out" |
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"I have a message from a very sexy friend
Please tell Saff and Nora that your mate wants to spend a whole evening with them, undisturbed and with ice cream.
I don’t share ice cream "
Awkward |
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"A message for Kinky Inked Bi from a lovely gent - he says you've got a figure to die for. "
Thank you |
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over a year ago
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"No messing around here. I like the approach.
"Can you also tell mrj1 that I’d absolutely fuck his brains out" "
Up front and honest approach I like it |
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Oh Nora, my hot mate with a beguiling smile and a cracking pair of cream eggs wants to buy you a drink. All innocent like |
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"I’ve been asked relay the following message for an incredibly beautiful woman :
Please tell ABootyfulDay that I want more, more, more
Hmmm how much more though? too much more could be a crazy amount....we best discuss this
Ok "
Hello lil miss sexpot I can't believe I missed out on smooching you last time, I will have to rectify this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey Slappy! You have a nice smile! Look!
"Tell Slappy he's got a lovely smile"
See? |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
"A very lovel lassie wants me to pass the message below on
Can you please let Slappy know that he looks really good in that suit and has a really cheeky smile "
whomever you are thank you for sending the message as I’ve not been feeling the best about myself recently so thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh go in then. I’ll join in. Now to find a mate.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have a message from a very sexy friend
Please tell Saff and Nora that your mate wants to spend a whole evening with them, undisturbed and with ice cream.
I don’t share ice cream "
I'll bring plenty ffs |
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"Here's a bootyful message.
"Would you please tell ABootfulDay that her wearing sexy underwear to read a book sends flutters through me?"
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Hehe it's the only way to read a book, isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm making a late entry "
Entry! Teehee |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
"Hey Slappy! You have a nice smile! Look!
"Tell Slappy he's got a lovely smile"
See? "
Thank you so very much as noted previously not been feeling the best recently so this has helped cheer me up so thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another message.
"Can you tell miss smith to kindly come and sit on my face"
Make sure you do it kindly though Miss Smith. I'll be watching. |
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"I'm making a late entry
Entry! Teehee"
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
This sexy mystery man (clearly no one will figure out who it is) has asked...
Can you please tell Nora, Saffron and Little Brat Evie you'll never see me in stockings, however, I can provide other visually pleasing images for your perusal
(I can't help but note that he hasn't said I won't see him in stockings... so I live in hope ) |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I was perusing a collection of particularly interesting strap ons, when one caught my eye. I skipped to the user reviews and saw this 6 star message: “I wish I had one of these, but I suppose I’ll wait and hopefully one day KinkyInkedBi will invite me to visit her and use hers…”
Come on over "
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"I was perusing a collection of particularly interesting strap ons, when one caught my eye. I skipped to the user reviews and saw this 6 star message: “I wish I had one of these, but I suppose I’ll wait and hopefully one day KinkyInkedBi will invite me to visit her and use hers…”
Come on over
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…..and bend over |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
A sexy gent has popped into my box to say...
Could you let that sexy lass with the moon sized boobs know i grew my own moons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Breaking news———breaking news————breaking news.
An outrageously hot mate of mine is obviously feeling a tad peckish, and she would me to convey the following. “Pleeeease tell MJ1 & The Donis that I’d love a Sunday roast”
Fellas, she’s hungry. You know what to do. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I was perusing a collection of particularly interesting strap ons, when one caught my eye. I skipped to the user reviews and saw this 6 star message: “I wish I had one of these, but I suppose I’ll wait and hopefully one day KinkyInkedBi will invite me to visit her and use hers…”
Come on over
…..and bend over "
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!! |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
p.s. I’d dearly love to know who sent the messages about me , so please feel free to come say hi please |
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Right I’m heading off, catch you sexy horny lot later! Mwahhhh |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ve been asked relay the following message for an incredibly beautiful woman :
Please tell ABootyfulDay that I want more, more, more
Hmmm how much more though? too much more could be a crazy amount....we best discuss this
Ok
Hello lil miss sexpot I can't believe I missed out on smooching you last time, I will have to rectify this "
I told you I was gonna behave! And I really did! Mostly... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phwoar Tasty Tatsy, a super sexy friend of mine says you make her go all weak at the knees! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Calling the donis!!
This very sexy lady and I mean very sexy lady . Says if you have had a hard day on the legs and them thighs need a good rub down this lady has the hands to take care of you !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Telegram for Mr Woody B. This comes courtesy of my very good mate, who by the way, is el scorchio levels of hot.
“ Could you please tell Woody B that I want to know when he's going to serenade me with his guitar, and then spray me with his cream?”
Come on Woody, strum a tune for the lady. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Calling the donis!!
This very sexy lady and I mean very sexy lady . Says if you have had a hard day on the legs and them thighs need a good rub down this lady has the hands to take care of you !! "
I need hands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breaking news———breaking news————breaking news.
An outrageously hot mate of mine is obviously feeling a tad peckish, and she would me to convey the following. “Pleeeease tell MJ1 & The Donis that I’d love a Sunday roast”
Fellas, she’s hungry. You know what to do."
oooft I can only oblige !! Don’t mind a tag team |
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"Phwoar Tasty Tatsy, a super sexy friend of mine says you make her go all weak at the knees! "
Maybe she should lay down so I can take care of her |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
One from my gorgrous mate to a sexy she devil...
Could you let miss smith know that she is very hot and I would love to lift her over my knee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another message.
"Can you tell miss smith to kindly come and sit on my face"
Make sure you do it kindly though Miss Smith. I'll be watching. "
Oh I’ll be kind |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
so a super sexy friend asked me to relay the following message :
Please could you tell Piscean Dream that I wouldn't mind him making an entry.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have a dashing gentleman with excellent taste, calling in from cyberspace. The 1’s and 0’s have been translated to…..
“Would you be terribly kind and tell that gorgeous Kinky Inked Bi that the pic from 2nd March got me super excited.....”
I agree with him. He’s got an eye for the money shot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breaking news———breaking news————breaking news.
An outrageously hot mate of mine is obviously feeling a tad peckish, and she would me to convey the following. “Pleeeease tell MJ1 & The Donis that I’d love a Sunday roast”
Fellas, she’s hungry. You know what to do. oooft I can only oblige !! Don’t mind a tag team "
Let's not high five though. We're better than that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was grabbing lunch when a fine woman tried to order a posh sandwich. At first I thought she meant something like Brie or salmon, but then I realised she was talking about Posh from Fab, and how marvellous it would be to have her as the filling with her and her equally fine fella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooh and there’s more… a forum filthbag has asked me to pass on to Danger Mouse that she fancies him…. "
Filthbag?! I’m squeaky clean … |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One from my gorgrous mate to a sexy she devil...
Could you let miss smith know that she is very hot and I would love to lift her over my knee "
Thank you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And another sexy man has requested...
Can you tell mtm2 i need her to come do the pop her feet behing her head for me so i can tie them together and she cant get away |
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A message to the charming _ea monkey from an insatiably sexy woman;
'Please tell Tea monkey that the number of times I've dreamed about him is getting embarrassing now.'
Mr tm, you need to get this sorted as she is drop dead gorgeous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tasty tasty this fine !!!! Lady is asking if you Would like a taste . Put it this way if you don’t ! I am !!! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I was grabbing lunch when a fine woman tried to order a posh sandwich. At first I thought she meant something like Brie or salmon, but then I realised she was talking about Posh from Fab, and how marvellous it would be to have her as the filling with her and her equally fine fella "
Ooooooh! So... I get both of them?!
This idea is rather delightful.
Who was it DM? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My totally hot sauce pot mate wants to let everyone know……
“your mate says that all of you brighten her days and those nights when she can't sleep just by being fun forum friends. Even those people she never really interacts with, as you all make this the melting pot of goo it is.”
A melting pot of goo? Sounds positively pornographic. |
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"so a super sexy friend asked me to relay the following message :
Please could you tell Piscean Dream that I wouldn't mind him making an entry.
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I may be able to make a entry for you |
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"If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch "
Oi oi bird!!!!
I'm in... come and get me.. bring plasters and wine though |
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"Tasty tasty this fine !!!! Lady is asking if you Would like a taste . Put it this way if you don’t ! I am !!! "
Just send her my way mate my inbox needs filling |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch
Oi oi bird!!!!
I'm in... come and get me.. bring plasters and wine though "
I've got plasters... I've got wine! Do it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my, this delicious hottie doesn’t mince words.
Woody, you lucky lucky boy….
“could you tell Woody B that I would love to get up close and personal with him, he makes my pussy tingle ”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tasty tasty this fine !!!! Lady is asking if you Would like a taste . Put it this way if you don’t ! I am !!!
Just send her my way mate my inbox needs filling "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oooh and there’s more… a forum filthbag has asked me to pass on to Danger Mouse that she fancies him….
Filthbag?! I’m squeaky clean …"
I think she was calling me a filthbag...
Oops |
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I'll bring a bottle too 