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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...and the dirt is gone?
Fuck off Barry Scott, bang and an hour of scrubbing later, the kitchen floor is still not the colour it used to be!
What product claims have disappointed you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lynx sprays… grew up thinking Africa would get me women and how very wrong I was  "
Yeah, and how do you actually sum up a whole continent in one can of deodorant? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lynx sprays… grew up thinking Africa would get me women and how very wrong I was
Yeah, and how do you actually sum up a whole continent in one can of deodorant? "
I’d imagine it smelling more like animals and grasslands than what it actually smells of which I’m still unsure of |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"Lynx sprays… grew up thinking Africa would get me women and how very wrong I was
Yeah, and how do you actually sum up a whole continent in one can of deodorant? "
Not sure, I was deployed to Africa last year. That bit just smelled of burnt dust and the honey wagon twice a week.
(The honey wagon is not what you think)
I'm never smelled either of those notes when a teenager doused in it walks past me. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
""One sheet does plenty."
Does it fuck.
"Bounty - the 'stronger soaker upper'"
Bollocks.
A
That Juan fella is an irritating wanker too!"
Am I the only one that thought he said "just Juan shit"? |
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"...and the dirt is gone?
Fuck off Barry Scott, bang and an hour of scrubbing later, the kitchen floor is still not the colour it used to be!
What product claims have disappointed you?"
lol OP
Brilliant..
I'd have to say commercial wooden floor products, (stains and finishings)
The level of stuff this side of the pond that you can buy in a DIY or trade counter store is rubbish compared to the States,, so it does what it says on the can,,, me Bollix,  |
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"...and the dirt is gone?
Fuck off Barry Scott, bang and an hour of scrubbing later, the kitchen floor is still not the colour it used to be!
What product claims have disappointed you?"
--you're a terrible scrubber, clearly 
tbh, most kinds of products like that  Tried a steamer? |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
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""One sheet does plenty."
Does it fuck.
"Bounty - the 'stronger soaker upper'"
Bollocks.
A
That Juan fella is an irritating wanker too!
Am I the only one that thought he said "just Juan shit"?"
No, you're not. |
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"Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
Posh "
Our bed agrees |
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"Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
Posh "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
Posh
Our bed agrees "
You two are obviously not doing it right. Mine stay lovely and flat once it's on. Jealous much? |
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"Sex panther.
Actually only works 40% of the time every time.
Yeah, but it IS banned in 9 countries"
This idea that something is banned, therefore it must be desirable - fucking bizarre. I don't get people  |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
Posh
Our bed agrees "
Changing the bedding is the one thing I'd pay someone to do for me on the regular.
Also the reason I don't accommodate. Screw putting a clean "fitted sheet" on for a shag then having to do it all over again afterwards  |
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"I’d imagine it smelling more like animals and grasslands than what it actually smells of which I’m still unsure of"
Well on the Daily fragrance bottles (the small pump sprays) it claims to be apple and sandalwood but I'm still not convinced.  |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
Posh
Our bed agrees
You two are obviously not doing it right. Mine stay lovely and flat once it's on. Jealous much? "
Congratulations. You just made a grown woman cry and turned the air blue all in one go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex panther.
Actually only works 40% of the time every time.
Yeah, but it IS banned in 9 countries
This idea that something is banned, therefore it must be desirable - fucking bizarre. I don't get people "
But you do get the reference right?… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
Posh
Our bed agrees
You two are obviously not doing it right. Mine stay lovely and flat once it's on. Jealous much?
Congratulations. You just made a grown woman cry and turned the air blue all in one go "
Tell you what, I'll change your sheets if you'll change my duvet cover. That is the devil's invention.  |
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"Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
Posh
Our bed agrees
You two are obviously not doing it right. Mine stay lovely and flat once it's on. Jealous much?
Congratulations. You just made a grown woman cry and turned the air blue all in one go
Tell you what, I'll change your sheets if you'll change my duvet cover. That is the devil's invention. "
Duvet covers, I can do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
Posh
Our bed agrees
You two are obviously not doing it right. Mine stay lovely and flat once it's on. Jealous much?
Congratulations. You just made a grown woman cry and turned the air blue all in one go
Tell you what, I'll change your sheets if you'll change my duvet cover. That is the devil's invention.
Duvet covers, I can do!"
Done! Sorry Posh, I'm booked now. |
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"Sex panther.
Actually only works 40% of the time every time.
Yeah, but it IS banned in 9 countries
This idea that something is banned, therefore it must be desirable - fucking bizarre. I don't get people
But you do get the reference right?…"
Nope. Don't engage in much pop culture. Sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex panther.
Actually only works 40% of the time every time.
Yeah, but it IS banned in 9 countries
This idea that something is banned, therefore it must be desirable - fucking bizarre. I don't get people
But you do get the reference right?…
Nope. Don't engage in much pop culture. Sorry."
Stay Classy, Swing. |
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"Sex panther.
Actually only works 40% of the time every time.
Yeah, but it IS banned in 9 countries
This idea that something is banned, therefore it must be desirable - fucking bizarre. I don't get people
But you do get the reference right?…
Nope. Don't engage in much pop culture. Sorry.
Stay Classy, Swing. "
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
Posh
Our bed agrees
You two are obviously not doing it right. Mine stay lovely and flat once it's on. Jealous much?
Congratulations. You just made a grown woman cry and turned the air blue all in one go
Tell you what, I'll change your sheets if you'll change my duvet cover. That is the devil's invention.
Duvet covers, I can do!
Done! Sorry Posh, I'm booked now."
I can't do a stupid duvet cover without swearing either. Well, a single I can manage. But not this stupid super king size extra long because the bed is 7 foot long bullcrap thing.
Dammit.
Posh  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...and the dirt is gone?
Fuck off Barry Scott, bang and an hour of scrubbing later, the kitchen floor is still not the colour it used to be!
What product claims have disappointed you?
--you're a terrible scrubber, clearly
tbh, most kinds of products like that Tried a steamer? "
What? Spend money to get the best tool for the job?
I am happier doing it on the cheap and complaining how it doesn't work!
As for my scrubbing abilities ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
Posh
Our bed agrees
You two are obviously not doing it right. Mine stay lovely and flat once it's on. Jealous much?
Congratulations. You just made a grown woman cry and turned the air blue all in one go
Tell you what, I'll change your sheets if you'll change my duvet cover. That is the devil's invention.
Duvet covers, I can do!
Done! Sorry Posh, I'm booked now.
I can't do a stupid duvet cover without swearing either. Well, a single I can manage. But not this stupid super king size extra long because the bed is 7 foot long bullcrap thing.
Dammit.
Posh "
Duvet covers are, I am sure, living things.
The wayvthey struggle when you handle them! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""One sheet does plenty."
Does it fuck.
"Bounty - the 'stronger soaker upper'"
Bollocks.
A
That Juan fella is an irritating wanker too!
Am I the only one that thought he said "just Juan shit"?"
You are definitely not! |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
Posh "
I used to find this. Then I found that mattresses are different depths and got the right size ones. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
Posh
Our bed agrees
You two are obviously not doing it right. Mine stay lovely and flat once it's on. Jealous much?
Congratulations. You just made a grown woman cry and turned the air blue all in one go
Tell you what, I'll change your sheets if you'll change my duvet cover. That is the devil's invention.
Duvet covers, I can do!
Done! Sorry Posh, I'm booked now.
I can't do a stupid duvet cover without swearing either. Well, a single I can manage. But not this stupid super king size extra long because the bed is 7 foot long bullcrap thing.
Dammit.
Posh
Duvet covers are, I am sure, living things.
The wayvthey struggle when you handle them!"
The inside out method is your friend here. Piece of widdle even on a king size. |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"Fitted sheet.
Fitted fucking sheet my arse. Three corners, fine. But that last corner means folding the bastard mattress practically in half to get it on.
And then the thing pings off or starts rolling off the corner.
End rant. Apologies.
Posh
Our bed agrees
You two are obviously not doing it right. Mine stay lovely and flat once it's on. Jealous much?
Congratulations. You just made a grown woman cry and turned the air blue all in one go
Tell you what, I'll change your sheets if you'll change my duvet cover. That is the devil's invention.
Duvet covers, I can do!
Done! Sorry Posh, I'm booked now.
I can't do a stupid duvet cover without swearing either. Well, a single I can manage. But not this stupid super king size extra long because the bed is 7 foot long bullcrap thing.
Dammit.
Posh
Duvet covers are, I am sure, living things.
The wayvthey struggle when you handle them!"
They are evil, Jennie. EVIL.
Apparently I am ot allowed to decree that it is too warm for a duvet though
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