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How do you spot a southerner in a crowd
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're being rude to everyone while simultaneously not talking to anyone.
Oh, they're also incredibly soft.
Mr"
Being a former southerner, I can confirm this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're showing pics of their tractor to the person next to them.
Southerners dont own tractors!!
Oh so are we not talking about the SOUTH south?"
Anything below Watford gap is South |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're showing pics of their tractor to the person next to them.
Southerners dont own tractors!!
Oh so are we not talking about the SOUTH south?
Anything below Watford gap is South"
*Plenty* of tractors below Watford gap  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wearing a coat when it’s 15 degrees.
Im wearing a coat for anything under 23/24 degrees ngl
Southerners 
11 degrees is BBQ weather up here "
This makes my eyes water  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Staring at you like you have 2 heads if you dare to talk whilst on the underground train."
No but talking on the underground is scary because that definitely involves shouting or unnecessarily closeness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're showing pics of their tractor to the person next to them.
Southerners dont own tractors!!
Oh so are we not talking about the SOUTH south?
Anything below Watford gap is South
*Plenty* of tractors below Watford gap "
All owned by northerners we just tea leaf them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They'll be the ones in the crowd at a seaside town making visitors welcome and picking up their discarded McDonald's wrappers off the beach"
So you saying most southerners are on community service? Fuck I wondered why I had a bright orange outfit last time I went to Brighton |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They will be the one getting a laugh at a northerners expense ??
Southerners don't know how to laugh. "
We only do the polite ‘I have no idea what the fuck you just said’ laugh or we do a proper genuine belly laugh |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"They're bent double under the weight of their enormous mortgage on a tiny property"
this.
although saying that, parts of Chester are dearer than Colchester.
Cheshire is the only Northern home county |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They will be the one getting a laugh at a northerners expense ??
Southerners don't know how to laugh.
We only do the polite ‘I have no idea what the fuck you just said’ laugh or we do a proper genuine belly laugh"
I'm funny as fuck, and I lived south for 40 years so pfft! |
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"Wearing a coat when it’s 15 degrees.
Im wearing a coat for anything under 23/24 degrees ngl "
I'm sorry?!  I don't wear a coat in single digit weather (unless it's raining or very windy). Maybe I will at 6 or 7°C. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They don't know what you're talking about if you mention pease pudding.
I love pease pudding with boiled bacon and cabbage  "
Me too... I always thought it was an East London thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They don't know what you're talking about if you mention pease pudding.
I love pease pudding with boiled bacon and cabbage
Me too... I always thought it was an East London thing "
The northerners have spoken!! |
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"They don't know what you're talking about if you mention pease pudding.
I love pease pudding with boiled bacon and cabbage
Me too... I always thought it was an East London thing
So did I. "
Pie mash and lick her?  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"They don't know what you're talking about if you mention pease pudding.
I love pease pudding with boiled bacon and cabbage
Me too... I always thought it was an East London thing
So did I.
Pie mash and lick her? "
I could kill for some Cookes right now  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"They don't know what you're talking about if you mention pease pudding.
I love pease pudding with boiled bacon and cabbage
Me too... I always thought it was an East London thing
The northerners have spoken!!"
I'm pretty sure pease pudding and saveloy was invented in London. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They don't know what you're talking about if you mention pease pudding.
I love pease pudding with boiled bacon and cabbage
Me too... I always thought it was an East London thing
The northerners have spoken!!
I'm pretty sure pease pudding and saveloy was invented in London. "
Saveloy definitely, can't get one up here, they never even heard of it...and what the fuck is it about the term "bread cake" its a fucking roll ... as it says on the god damned packet!! |
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"They don't know what you're talking about if you mention pease pudding.
I love pease pudding with boiled bacon and cabbage
Me too... I always thought it was an East London thing
The northerners have spoken!!
I'm pretty sure pease pudding and saveloy was invented in London. "
It was invented in 'Oliver!' Food glorious Food lol |
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"They don't know what you're talking about if you mention pease pudding.
I love pease pudding with boiled bacon and cabbage
Me too... I always thought it was an East London thing
The northerners have spoken!!
I'm pretty sure pease pudding and saveloy was invented in London.
Saveloy definitely, can't get one up here, they never even heard of it...and what the fuck is it about the term "bread cake" its a fucking roll ... as it says on the god damned packet!!"
Nope, they say barmcakes here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They don't know what you're talking about if you mention pease pudding.
I love pease pudding with boiled bacon and cabbage
Me too... I always thought it was an East London thing
The northerners have spoken!!
I'm pretty sure pease pudding and saveloy was invented in London.
Saveloy definitely, can't get one up here, they never even heard of it...and what the fuck is it about the term "bread cake" its a fucking roll ... as it says on the god damned packet!!
Nope, they say barmcakes here "
I took a work colleague to tesco once and told him "go find a bread cake" he came back with a packet of 6 burger buns ... Twat! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"They don't know what you're talking about if you mention pease pudding.
I love pease pudding with boiled bacon and cabbage
Me too... I always thought it was an East London thing
The northerners have spoken!!
I'm pretty sure pease pudding and saveloy was invented in London.
It was invented in 'Oliver!' Food glorious Food lol "
It was probably brought down south by servants who came south to wait on the southerners.  |
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"They don't know what you're talking about if you mention pease pudding.
I love pease pudding with boiled bacon and cabbage
Me too... I always thought it was an East London thing
The northerners have spoken!!
I'm pretty sure pease pudding and saveloy was invented in London.
It was invented in 'Oliver!' Food glorious Food lol
It was probably brought down south by servants who came south to wait on the southerners. "
Hehe |
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"They don't know what you're talking about if you mention pease pudding.
I love pease pudding with boiled bacon and cabbage
Me too... I always thought it was an East London thing
The northerners have spoken!!
I'm pretty sure pease pudding and saveloy was invented in London.
It was invented in 'Oliver!' Food glorious Food lol
It was probably brought down south by servants who came south to wait on the southerners. "
Pease pudding/pottage descends from The North
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pease_pudding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're showing pics of their tractor to the person next to them.
Southerners dont own tractors!!"
Is so, why are there huge agri equipment dealers camped out on the A14. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Staring at you like you have 2 heads if you dare to talk whilst on the underground train.
No but talking on the underground is scary because that definitely involves shouting or unnecessarily closeness "
Very few up north talk on an underground either. So it probably balances out |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"They don't know what you're talking about if you mention pease pudding.
I love pease pudding with boiled bacon and cabbage
Me too... I always thought it was an East London thing
The northerners have spoken!!
I'm pretty sure pease pudding and saveloy was invented in London.
It was invented in 'Oliver!' Food glorious Food lol
It was probably brought down south by servants who came south to wait on the southerners.
Pease pudding/pottage descends from The North
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pease_pudding"
It's not so popular down here now. I still love it. |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
From regularly listening in on conversations (normally in the lift at work) they moan as "they had to start work really early this morning at 8.45" and was "expected to work until 5.15" !! GET IN THE REAL WORLD YOU LAZY BASTARDS !!! aaaannnddd breath |
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"Staring at you like you have 2 heads if you dare to talk whilst on the underground train.
No but talking on the underground is scary because that definitely involves shouting or unnecessarily closeness
Very few up north talk on an underground either. So it probably balances out "
Not used to such things as underground up north. They block every transport project anyway, from decent roads and trains to upgrading antiquainted airports but we do still have donkey rides although personally would not sit on one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a North & South divide ?
Anything above the Watford Gap.
You do realise that Watford Gap is in Northamtonshire and nowhere near Watford (just North of London) "
Thank you for the geography lesson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Torn here with a northern lass and southerner.
Plight of many discussions
He always bangs on about france being closer to him than London but people always saw he is a cockney
She always pronounces stuff wrong or just makes up stupid words for stuff.
Either way
Southerners or northerners are equally soft or hard as either.
Will say though. The Northern contingent on here seem to be the sexier profiles (puts Tin hat on) |
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The southerners are the ones with the straight backs.
The northerners are the ones with the bent backs.
I think it’s as a result of bearing the weight of the massive ‘working class’ chip they’ve been carrying on their shoulders all these years.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Torn here with a northern lass and southerner.
Plight of many discussions
He always bangs on about france being closer to him than London but people always saw he is a cockney
She always pronounces stuff wrong or just makes up stupid words for stuff.
Either way
Southerners or northerners are equally soft or hard as either.
Will say though. The Northern contingent on here seem to be the sexier profiles (puts Tin hat on)"
You callin us ugly? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who resurrected this
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Me I think  I only started this thread off the back of the one someone started about Northeners. It's all just meant to be banter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who resurrected this
Me I think I only started this thread off the back of the one someone started about Northeners. It's all just meant to be banter "
It’s funny. I think. Can’t tell if some of it is real hatred or not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Torn here with a northern lass and southerner.
Plight of many discussions
He always bangs on about france being closer to him than London but people always saw he is a cockney
She always pronounces stuff wrong or just makes up stupid words for stuff.
Either way
Southerners or northerners are equally soft or hard as either.
Will say though. The Northern contingent on here seem to be the sexier profiles (puts Tin hat on)
You callin us ugly? "
Cheryl Cole Vs Iain Dowie. The evidence is there for all to see |
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"Deep down southerners will be sat with a pint of cider discussing the price of lambs this year"
There was an upturn in the run up to Easter as expected but still down on earlier prices this year.
The rolling 4/5 year average is up nearly 50 pence a kilo.
The cull ewe price has been buoyed by Ramadan but that will probably ease again now.
Quick summary of the AHDB report |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Torn here with a northern lass and southerner.
Plight of many discussions
He always bangs on about france being closer to him than London but people always saw he is a cockney
She always pronounces stuff wrong or just makes up stupid words for stuff.
Either way
Southerners or northerners are equally soft or hard as either.
Will say though. The Northern contingent on here seem to be the sexier profiles (puts Tin hat on)
You callin us ugly?
Cheryl Cole Vs Iain Dowie. The evidence is there for all to see "
this is the funniest vs I’ve ever seen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who resurrected this
Me I think I only started this thread off the back of the one someone started about Northeners. It's all just meant to be banter
It’s funny. I think. Can’t tell if some of it is real hatred or not "
I like to think not |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who resurrected this
Me I think I only started this thread off the back of the one someone started about Northeners. It's all just meant to be banter
It’s funny. I think. Can’t tell if some of it is real hatred or not
I like to think not "
As just proven on the northerner thread, some people just don't have banter ability |
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