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Somefink
Nuffink
Evryfink
Should of done it |
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over a year ago
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Innit |
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over a year ago
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"Somefink
Nuffink
Evryfink
Should of done it"
Is this Vicky Pollard? |
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over a year ago
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Firty fousand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Defiantly instead of definitely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hun
Bbz
Ur
Mi
My list is very very long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuk u |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Innit "
That's not bad English in London that be legit  |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slang is not bad English by the way.
No I am not fun at parties. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Y jist english?"
Get tae fuck |
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Arks...as in "I arksed her the time."
Also...yet again I mention this..."Can I get?". In a restaurant, coffee shop etc.
No you can't. That is the staffs job. Also, its not a question. You are ordering so you tell them what you want. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Y jist english?
Get tae fuck "
Wot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Arks...as in "I arksed her the time."
Also...yet again I mention this..."Can I get?". In a restaurant, coffee shop etc.
No you can't. That is the staffs job. Also, its not a question. You are ordering so you tell them what you want. "
Same when people say axe instead of ask, and if we're talking about spelling..... When someone spells the word can't with a bloody "R" carnt.... Duz me nut in wor kid  |
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Don't we see enough in the forums already?  |
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You's when it only needs you.
Where have you's been |
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"You's when it only needs you.
Where have you's been"
Youse or y'all is regional for the plural you, which has fallen out of use in formal English (but is still present in most languages, and can be quite useful to have) |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
When you say bad english......
....could you be more pacific?
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"When you say bad english......
....could you be more pacific?
A"
A sea wot Yoo did their. |
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Be you avin a pop op at us west cuntry folk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use ok?"
Instant rejection if someone uses that. It literally makes me want to rip my eyeballs out when I see it. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Norty/Nawty
Keckle (kettle)
Hospickle
Chillax
On the plus side my English is getting gooderer |
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"Use ok?
Instant rejection if someone uses that. It literally makes me want to rip my eyeballs out when I see it."
Makes me want to guess where they’re from #notallscousers |
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over a year ago
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"Use ok?
Instant rejection if someone uses that. It literally makes me want to rip my eyeballs out when I see it.
Makes me want to guess where they’re from #notallscousers"
#notallmackems |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tru dat |
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"Use ok?
Instant rejection if someone uses that. It literally makes me want to rip my eyeballs out when I see it.
Makes me want to guess where they’re from #notallscousers
#notallmackems "
#whatsamackem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ya no what ah meen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use ok?
Instant rejection if someone uses that. It literally makes me want to rip my eyeballs out when I see it.
Makes me want to guess where they’re from #notallscousers
#notallmackems
#whatsamackem "
Some weird cave dwellers that love about 13 miles away from Newcastle. |
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Anyone who pronounces the letter H as "haitch" instead of "aitch"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yowm havin a loff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooooft |
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"Use ok?
Instant rejection if someone uses that. It literally makes me want to rip my eyeballs out when I see it.
Makes me want to guess where they’re from #notallscousers
#notallmackems
#whatsamackem
Some weird cave dwellers that love about 13 miles away from Newcastle. "
Gotcha x |
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Bad English - Forget Me Not
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qol7z-ku8A
Ah, sorry, wrong thread |
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"Anyone who pronounces the letter H as "haitch" instead of "aitch"
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Same people who call eggs 'Heggs'? |
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over a year ago
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I'm selling a chester draws today |
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over a year ago
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It was pretty good but. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Question: "How are you?"
Answer: "How am I at what?"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I daint do nothing...so you admit it..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bants - banter
Jokes - I'm joking
Specially - instead of especially
Pacifically - specifically
How r u - this and any form of text speak. Double eurgh if it's without a question mark
These and more get me every time, unless the person is dyslexic.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where was you last night?
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"Innit "
It's totally unique
Really?!?!?!?
Yeah - but no
Not never no more
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"Anyone who pronounces the letter H as "haitch" instead of "aitch"
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We're from Yorkshire. Thrifty with the letters as well as our cash  |
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Nah m8
Fooken el
Idkwgo
Im
Wensday |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
"what everrrrrrrr....!!!!" |
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Yo bld dot wht us syin we Yuh peps can undst vre eel tk yu ned to chil phill |
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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago
Worcestershire |
The basics
Your instead of you're....
Eg I see your going out
Excepting instead of accepting
Eg thank you for excepting me into the group
I could go on..... and on.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hit me up. What the fuck does that mean? Are you inviting violence on you?
DM me. You want my Doc Martens? What would you want with my old boots?
Axe me. You want me to chop you with an axe? Weirdo.
You know right. Actually, no. I've no idea what you're talking about.
Winston
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
A Home Among The Woodland Creatures |
Poor poor grammar pirate |
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"Somefink
Nuffink
Evryfink
Should of done it"
anything said by a Irish Person,, |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Yowm havin a loff."
Ow am ya ?
A |
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over a year ago
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Common one on here - peek your interest
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our all men rly that bad?"
Crine. This was my fave  |
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over a year ago
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Kk |
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"Don't we see enough in the forums already? "
Turn that to advantage by using it as a filter.
Message only the offending users and you will get lots more meets!! |
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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago
wirral |
Cash me ouside, how bout dat? |
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His my brother
He's car is broken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Peng. That ain't no word blad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Velcom my vriend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Send bobs and vagene. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
so it turned round her her, like and im like wassaup, man, ploughmans need changing, cos, like it's not just for men, like, eh guys?
I got this off of Facebook innit.  |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gawjuss"
Awwwww, fanks bae.
Winston |
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Havent a clue how to spell it but .... Di doo doh dont di doh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Know fanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Send memes not nudes
Oops wrong thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ay wot you doing |
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"Peng. That ain't no word blad."
Used to be a naturist travel agency in the heyday of H and E Magazine! |
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"Don't we see enough in the forums already?
Turn that to advantage by using it as a filter.
Message only the offending users and you will get lots more meets!!"
I'm surprised you think I hadn't thought of that.
And I am not looking for lots of meets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Giz a job |
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"Ull havta b moor pacific"
Think the patient has campasity to make their own decisions. |
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The thing is is
Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee. |
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"Giz a job "
To be fair, boys from the blackstuff was a ground breaking series when it aired all those years ago. |
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Am I the only person on here who can't abide and has never and will never use the spelling 'c*m'?
See, I didn't fall into my own trap! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
I helped my uncle jack off a horse.  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"The thing is is
Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee."
If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?
The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"The thing is is
Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.
If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?
The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours."
They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heaven is A 4 Letter Word. second track on their debut album |
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"The thing is is
Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.
If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?
The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours."
Both sound as bad.
Happy to hear the spoken word of different dialects but confused why it is written.
You are incorrect if you think Bizzies etc is dialect, it's not, it's slang.
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"The thing is is
Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.
If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?
The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours.
They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country. "
I understand its spoken often but just wondered if it's widely written, just curious not a criticism. |
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"Somefink
Nuffink
Evryfink
Should of done it"
I'm not gonna post nothing. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"The thing is is
Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.
If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?
The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours.
They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country.
I understand its spoken often but just wondered if it's widely written, just curious not a criticism. "
It is written in some books. Many people use those and many other words from the Scots language, but they don't realise that.
I didn't think it was a criticism. There are many words in every dialect that sound alien those from other regions. A word that is used widely around here is ken, as in to know. I'm not aware of anywhere else in Scotland where it is used. |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough/ Kettering |
"I'm to tired for this thread". If you don't get it you never will ! |
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"The thing is is
Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.
If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?
The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours.
They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country.
I understand its spoken often but just wondered if it's widely written, just curious not a criticism.
It is written in some books. Many people use those and many other words from the Scots language, but they don't realise that.
I didn't think it was a criticism. There are many words in every dialect that sound alien those from other regions. A word that is used widely around here is ken, as in to know. I'm not aware of anywhere else in Scotland where it is used. "
James Kelman and Irvine Welsh use Scotch dialects. Very bloody effective. |
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"Could of
*shudders*"
Of worse...... Could off/ov
For me though..... A women  |
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On this site:'females' irritates me a bit.
What species are they talking about?!? |
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Them didnt learn me no good english. |
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"The thing is is
Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.
If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?
The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours.
They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country.
I understand its spoken often but just wondered if it's widely written, just curious not a criticism.
It is written in some books. Many people use those and many other words from the Scots language, but they don't realise that.
I didn't think it was a criticism. There are many words in every dialect that sound alien those from other regions. A word that is used widely around here is ken, as in to know. I'm not aware of anywhere else in Scotland where it is used. "
I have heard the term ken but never seen it written, not so much in books but in forums and Facebook groups and I was just curious why folks from Scotland actually write these words while Welsh and Irish tend not to.
Again, not a criticism just curious.
Thanks for your response ?? |
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"The thing is is
Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.
If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?
The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours.
They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country.
I understand its spoken often but just wondered if it's widely written, just curious not a criticism.
It is written in some books. Many people use those and many other words from the Scots language, but they don't realise that.
I didn't think it was a criticism. There are many words in every dialect that sound alien those from other regions. A word that is used widely around here is ken, as in to know. I'm not aware of anywhere else in Scotland where it is used.
I have heard the term ken but never seen it written, not so much in books but in forums and Facebook groups and I was just curious why folks from Scotland actually write these words while Welsh and Irish tend not to.
Again, not a criticism just curious.
Thanks for your response ?? "
More of a fear of not fitting in on this site? Pretty rampant in the forums? So non standard english might add to that? |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
I am fluent in “yam yam”…… that should get me banned from the Black Country
I did make the mistake of once saying that people from Newcastle, Sunderland and Middlesbrough “all sound the same!”
Only once mind… I was young and nieve and I hadn’t been up here long |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"The thing is is
Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.
If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?
The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours.
They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country.
I understand its spoken often but just wondered if it's widely written, just curious not a criticism.
It is written in some books. Many people use those and many other words from the Scots language, but they don't realise that.
I didn't think it was a criticism. There are many words in every dialect that sound alien those from other regions. A word that is used widely around here is ken, as in to know. I'm not aware of anywhere else in Scotland where it is used.
I have heard the term ken but never seen it written, not so much in books but in forums and Facebook groups and I was just curious why folks from Scotland actually write these words while Welsh and Irish tend not to.
Again, not a criticism just curious.
Thanks for your response ?? "
It could either be a learned behaviour as the words are spoken very widely or they don't know the English form of the word.
And it you go up to the north east coast, eeeeeeek. Even I don't know half the words they use. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know nothing to. Their you go.
IS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone asked me if "I could borrow them some money".
I'm still not sure what the request was......
Winston |
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I woz, something pacific, I likes it |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
"I'm selling a chester draws today"
If you don’t sell it will there be reaper cushions? |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
I'm blocking everyone in here. This is horrendous.
C |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I red awl dis fred, sup wiv yoowawl?
Winston |
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"I red awl dis fred, sup wiv yoowawl?
Winston "
It took me 3 reads but got it eventually. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feel like your not being pacific enough! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got my toys hidden in Chester Drawers |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
I don't know about anyone else but capital letters at the start of adjectives and nouns make me cringe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I red awl dis fred, sup wiv yoowawl?
Winston
It took me 3 reads but got it eventually. "
Dint yuw done inglish at skoowel?
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I red awl dis fred, sup wiv yoowawl?
Winston
It took me 3 reads but got it eventually.
Dint yuw done inglish at skoowel?
Winston "
*dun
Soz 4 va speling.
Winston |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
North Norfolk area |
Not bad English as such, but people who add FACT (in capitals, as in shouting) to something they've written.
As if adding that is likely to give any vestige of credibility to whatever bullsh*t they're spouting!
Now, that is a FACT |
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For me though..... A women "
'A criteria' |
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Dint yuw done inglish at skoowel?
Winston "
You can be treated for that in hospeetoowel! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
literally and actually.
(Actually: was a great album when it came out!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me instead of my.
You get me.
B4.
Up2?
'Omg wat u on wi?'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve done some finking |
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"literally and actually.
(Actually: was a great album when it came out!)"
I knew someone who used 'actually' in almost every sentence he uttered. As he pronounced it 'ashly', I was tempted to nickname him Ashley. |
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Emoticons instead of actual words. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Emoticons instead of actual words. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Emoticons instead of actual words. "
Winston |
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The word "So" at the beginning of every sentence.
It seems to be everywhere.
TV interviews especially.
Tell me Mr blogs why do you think we have less fish in the sea.
So, it could be pollution.
Why.
If you feel the need to place a random word at the beginning of every sentence pick different words like scrotum or twat.
Does my fkn swede in. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"The word "So" at the beginning of every sentence.
It seems to be everywhere.
TV interviews especially.
Tell me Mr blogs why do you think we have less fish in the sea.
So, it could be pollution.
Why.
If you feel the need to place a random word at the beginning of every sentence pick different words like scrotum or twat.
Does my fkn swede in. "
Sound like you know about The World Association of Tourette's. |
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The wrong their/they're/there. Same with your/you're.
Plurals made with 's, that just kills me. |
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"The wrong their/they're/there. Same with your/you're.
Plurals made with 's, that just kills me."
i dont understand |
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Skellington
Budgerigard
Forfill
Are you going shops?
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My English is shocking I have to confess but I’d say it’s more abbreviations that lose my mind ie txt instead of text it’s only one letter difference … |
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'I was sat' when they mean 'sitting'.
Would they say 'shat' instead of 'shitting'?
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I've noticed a lot of people using the phrase "to which" out of context recently e.g. "I was walking along the pavement when a large group of people approached, to which I moved to the side"  |
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over a year ago
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King John |
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over a year ago
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Sammidge or sammich.
*shudders.....
Winston |
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over a year ago
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There car is over their…
Or such nonsense |
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over a year ago
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bovered |
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I'm dyslexic so I find it very hard. I even had to look up the word Dyslexic |
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Da yo cos yam ard
Did you because your hard
Black country slang x |
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I was sat, or i were sat sitting. No offense to anyone who does this but it curls my toes. |
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Using are instead of our. Seen this a lot recently.
Using was instead of were. For example, what was you doing?
There, their, they’re being confused. |
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Affect is a verb
Effect is a noun
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"I've noticed a lot of people using the phrase "to which" out of context recently e.g. "I was walking along the pavement when a large group of people approached, to which I moved to the side" "
Thank's for that nicecouple. Can you use 'to which', correctly in a sentence ?
Just fore me ? ta |
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AND....... in the incorrect example given, should 'to which' , 'at which' , 'for which' or other be used?
Thi's i's vital to my English development. |
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Mainly spellings like not knowing the difference between:
Your and you’re
Their, there and they’re
And Americanisation of words using a “z” instead of an “s” (or should I say Americanization), and dropping the “u” from words like color instead of colour |
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All my life ( maybe not the last 1 to 2 decades ) I believed FISH was a plural.
One fish , two fish , three fish ....... makes sense to me.
Two fishes ? I don't think so. Yet I find the word fishes used in this context.
I mean I fish , He fishes, She fishes, We fish , They fish .....
Sheep ...... One sheep , two sheeps ...... No! No! I say....
In truth, I don't give two fuckses. |
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"I've noticed a lot of people using the phrase "to which" out of context recently e.g. "I was walking along the pavement when a large group of people approached, to which I moved to the side"
Thank's for that nicecouple. Can you use 'to which', correctly in a sentence ?
Just fore me ? ta "
I cannot Granny since my response will always be after yours... |
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"The word "So" at the beginning of every sentence.
It seems to be everywhere.
TV interviews especially.
Tell me Mr blogs why do you think we have less fish in the sea.
So, it could be pollution.
Why.
If you feel the need to place a random word at the beginning of every sentence pick different words like scrotum or twat.
Does my fkn swede in. "
I'm similar with 'you know' at the start of sentences. Think Blair may have started it off. Makes it appear that the recipient (usually a tv audience) is in agreement that what they say is reasonable, that they're inclusive, approachable and is manipulative in that it's rhetorical so invites you to agree. Also comes across as more gentle as well as being conversational, so designed to break down potential barriers between the viewer and the speaker, and lowers possible resistance to what they're saying.
Grinds my goat!
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"Hit me up. What the fuck does that mean? Are you inviting violence on you?
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I thought that 'Hit me up' was code for "I need fisting"! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Hit me up. What the fuck does that mean? Are you inviting violence on you?
I thought that 'Hit me up' was code for "I need fisting"!"
Ask Britnney. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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Calling women guys. It's plain wrong. |
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It's a whole nother ... subject, topic, ball game etc. |
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"Anyone who pronounces the letter H as "haitch" instead of "aitch"
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This^^ |
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over a year ago
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Bruv
Innit
Firty
And yeh im Northern
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"Anyone who pronounces the letter H as "haitch" instead of "aitch"
This^^"
Huh! |
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I hotted it up in the microwave
So I goes down the road
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Geordie who say divvent instead of div not. Just joking of course xx |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Geordie who say divvent instead of div not. Just joking of course xx"
And everything that comes oota Scarlett Moffat's gob. |
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over a year ago
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I'm com-for-table with anything |
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over a year ago
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Fread's almost closed. |
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"Fread's almost closed."
We need a whole nother one, then... |
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