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So, dear fabbers. I need your help.
I've just received a lovely bundle of Easter goodies from the lovely folks at Amazon, but I've no idea who it's from.
It's clearly from a FAB acquaintance (cos of how it was addressed) but no message.
How do I find out who my lovely benefactor is?
Do they want to be known? 
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"It was fabulous and bearded.
We got one too.
Not to spoil the surprise but ours was a box of individually wrapped garlic cloves."
Own up Sam, it was you wasn't it?
You saw my bumhole last week & you're now trying to get into it  |
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"How many fab members know your address? That must narrow it down
Quite a few, to be fair. I'm very sociable  xx
Ooooo the plot thickens.  Enjoy your Easter surprise "
I very much shall.
Thank you xx |
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"How many fab members know your address? That must narrow it down
She's a minx, so it's known by half of the Wirral peninsula 
Wasn't us though 
You'd have just shoved it in my cat flap
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Your cat flap does bang in the wind, dearest Red  |
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"How many fab members know your address? That must narrow it down
She's a minx, so it's known by half of the Wirral peninsula
Wasn't us though
You'd have just shoved it in my cat flap
Your cat flap does bang in the wind, dearest Red "
Only when I've bad wind |
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"How many fab members know your address? That must narrow it down
She's a minx, so it's known by half of the Wirral peninsula
Wasn't us though
You'd have just shoved it in my cat flap
Your cat flap does bang in the wind, dearest Red
Only when I've bad wind "
As for your bay windows, well......  |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"How many fab members know your address? That must narrow it down
She's a minx, so it's known by half of the Wirral peninsula
Wasn't us though
You'd have just shoved it in my cat flap
Your cat flap does bang in the wind, dearest Red
Only when I've bad wind
As for your bay windows, well...... "
I have a vision of the KCs sat outside Red's house watching...
Posh |
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"How many fab members know your address? That must narrow it down
She's a minx, so it's known by half of the Wirral peninsula
Wasn't us though
You'd have just shoved it in my cat flap
Your cat flap does bang in the wind, dearest Red
Only when I've bad wind
As for your bay windows, well......
I have a vision of the KCs sat outside Red's house watching...
Posh "
I have frequented Casa Red |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"How many fab members know your address? That must narrow it down
She's a minx, so it's known by half of the Wirral peninsula
Wasn't us though
You'd have just shoved it in my cat flap
Your cat flap does bang in the wind, dearest Red
Only when I've bad wind
As for your bay windows, well......
I have a vision of the KCs sat outside Red's house watching...
Posh
I have frequented Casa Red "
Ah ha! Maybe you were followed by someone who now knows where Red lives and has sent her a token of their affection...
Or I'm overthinking. |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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Red!
I have the information you're after. But... you have to find out the name by asking questions I can answer with a yes or a no.
Feel free to get others to ask questions too of course
P |
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"Red!
I have the information you're after. But... you have to find out the name by asking questions I can answer with a yes or a no.
Feel free to get others to ask questions too of course
P "
No!! Have you really found out who it is??? |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"Red!
I have the information you're after. But... you have to find out the name by asking questions I can answer with a yes or a no.
Feel free to get others to ask questions too of course
P
No!! Have you really found out who it is??? "
I have that knowledge...
Yes |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"Mystery solved!
My benefactor has revealed themselves.
Love ya loads, ya gimp  xx
Saff?
Yes it was, KC.
Her & Posh have been winding me up the last hour, the gimps!
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Give red your package
His package is so large, he doesn't have to leave home to deliver it.
Lexi said it’s a mushroom
That was one of my bollocks she had hold of "
Until one of us sees it you’re a catfish |
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Give red your package
His package is so large, he doesn't have to leave home to deliver it.
Lexi said it’s a mushroom
That was one of my bollocks she had hold of
Until one of us sees it you’re a catfish "
He's Big Harold, right?! |
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Give red your package
His package is so large, he doesn't have to leave home to deliver it.
Lexi said it’s a mushroom
That was one of my bollocks she had hold of
Until one of us sees it you’re a catfish "
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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Give red your package
His package is so large, he doesn't have to leave home to deliver it.
Lexi said it’s a mushroom
That was one of my bollocks she had hold of
Until one of us sees it you’re a catfish
"
I don't believe he actually has a penis |
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Give red your package
His package is so large, he doesn't have to leave home to deliver it.
Lexi said it’s a mushroom
That was one of my bollocks she had hold of
Until one of us sees it you’re a catfish
I don't believe he actually has a penis "
You wouldn’t like it as a wart on the end of your nose |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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Give red your package
His package is so large, he doesn't have to leave home to deliver it.
Lexi said it’s a mushroom
That was one of my bollocks she had hold of
Until one of us sees it you’re a catfish
I don't believe he actually has a penis
You wouldn’t like it as a wart on the end of your nose "
Prove it. And none of this photo nonsense. In person. I'll accept only the word of Saff, Red or Mrs KC |
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Give red your package
His package is so large, he doesn't have to leave home to deliver it.
Lexi said it’s a mushroom
That was one of my bollocks she had hold of
Until one of us sees it you’re a catfish
I don't believe he actually has a penis
You wouldn’t like it as a wart on the end of your nose
Prove it. And none of this photo nonsense. In person. I'll accept only the word of Saff, Red or Mrs KC "
I’ll let one of them shake it after I’ve been for a piss the next time  |
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Give red your package
His package is so large, he doesn't have to leave home to deliver it.
Lexi said it’s a mushroom
That was one of my bollocks she had hold of
Until one of us sees it you’re a catfish
I don't believe he actually has a penis
You wouldn’t like it as a wart on the end of your nose
Prove it. And none of this photo nonsense. In person. I'll accept only the word of Saff, Red or Mrs KC "
I've offered to inspect |
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Nice gift though 
