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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Has anyone ever been chatted up, flirted with swapped details or even propositioned down the meat aisle at Asda, or another reputable food store? Just curious "
No, but I did see a "middle of Lidl" full domestic argument the other day. It was epic. |
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By *uperS77 OP Man
over a year ago
Gloucester |
"Has anyone ever been chatted up, flirted with swapped details or even propositioned down the meat aisle at Asda, or another reputable food store? Just curious
No, but I did see a "middle of Lidl" full domestic argument the other day. It was epic."
ahh were they arguing wether to get the 50 pc screwdriver set or the kids wet suits?? |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
There was a thing in the Wales forum years ago where there was an agreed sign to show you were a swinger when supermarket shopping.
It didn’t really work out - the forum thread was full of disgruntled blokes going “I’ve been to ASDA in Pontypandy nine times now, with a bag tied round my trolley. I still haven’t been dragged round the back of the store and noshed off - this is rubbish” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a thing in the Wales forum years ago where there was an agreed sign to show you were a swinger when supermarket shopping.
It didn’t really work out - the forum thread was full of disgruntled blokes going “I’ve been to ASDA in Pontypandy nine times now, with a bag tied round my trolley. I still haven’t been dragged round the back of the store and noshed off - this is rubbish”"
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"“I’ve been to ASDA in Pontypandy nine times now, with a bag tied round my trolley. I still haven’t been dragged round the back of the store and noshed off - this is rubbish”"
Pontypandy LMAO - I bet it was Dilys or Naughty Norman Price  |
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I have had a lot of conversations as I'm walking around shopping. I'm very particular about my meat and veg (not a euphemism, no pun intended)
I think a woman flirted with me once as we stared into a wall of steaks. She was interested in how I would make my dinner and would I cook for her. It was light hearted and probably nothing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Off to my lidl soon just saying haha.
No in all seriousness I'm too busy looking for bargains than chatting up a hot shopper.....but I wouldn't say no though. |
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"Get in get out - who has time to flirt in shops. "
I can see the point your making... but ham ... you have to find the right one. Has to be moist but not wet.
You need a bit of marbling on your steaks. Do you just grab the first one or do you try to find the right one.
I get your point but for some people (like me) shopping is the closest thing to socialising we get
How firm are the oranges ... you need to give them a gentle squeeze
Oh shit. I have swapped sex for shopping  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Twice. First was at a shop window in Norway. Second at a shopping mall in sunny Manchester. I think there's definitely an art to it, being 'chatted' like this. In my case they don't say anything to you directly, but you know. It's in the eye. And some times you're doing it and you don't even know it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually a woman gave me a very naughty look in a supermarket once. She stopped when my partner and daughter came over. My partner still teases me about that when we go to Tesco.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I long to be approached in the sausage aisle by a man ready to give me his sausage instead.. sadly I'm still waiting."
On my way and which supermarket will you be in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes one time I was in Aldi and someone shoved a baguette up my asshole. I was so shocked but then I saw it was F&B and I instantly got a lob on and fucked him in the disabled toilets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes one time I was in Aldi and someone shoved a baguette up my asshole. I was so shocked but then I saw it was F&B and I instantly got a lob on and fucked him in the disabled toilets. "
Was his baton rouge? |
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"Yes one time I was in Aldi and someone shoved a baguette up my asshole. I was so shocked but then I saw it was F&B and I instantly got a lob on and fucked him in the disabled toilets. "
You're lucky, he normally shags his "dates" round by the bins...
He must think highly of you.
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever been chatted up, flirted with swapped details or even propositioned down the meat aisle at Asda, or another reputable food store? Just curious
No, but I did see a "middle of Lidl" full domestic argument the other day. It was epic."
I saw an epic fight in primark recently . You know the stick things they use to hook the stuff down from the top, well one of them started twatting the other with one. Was great |
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By *ola xWoman
over a year ago
Oswestry Shropshire |
"There was a thing in the Wales forum years ago where there was an agreed sign to show you were a swinger when supermarket shopping.
It didn’t really work out - the forum thread was full of disgruntled blokes going “I’ve been to ASDA in Pontypandy nine times now, with a bag tied round my trolley. I still haven’t been dragged round the back of the store and noshed off - this is rubbish”"
You can understand their disappointment no sex in the freezers 
Poor men x |
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"There was a thing in the Wales forum years ago where there was an agreed sign to show you were a swinger when supermarket shopping.
It didn’t really work out - the forum thread was full of disgruntled blokes going “I’ve been to ASDA in Pontypandy nine times now, with a bag tied round my trolley. I still haven’t been dragged round the back of the store and noshed off - this is rubbish”"
That is hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a thing in the Wales forum years ago where there was an agreed sign to show you were a swinger when supermarket shopping.
It didn’t really work out - the forum thread was full of disgruntled blokes going “I’ve been to ASDA in Pontypandy nine times now, with a bag tied round my trolley. I still haven’t been dragged round the back of the store and noshed off - this is rubbish”"
Crying at how funny this is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever been chatted up, flirted with swapped details or even propositioned down the meat aisle at Asda, or another reputable food store? Just curious "
I did my shopping at Tesco’s Gatwick with an upside down pineapple in my trolley, to see if any local Fabbers might notice it |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
I have to admit, I'm always checking out the other shoppers when I'm in a supermarket. Mind you, I'm checking out other people in most places I'm at.
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"I wish!!!
Sainsbury in the Malls, cake aisle, that's where it all happens.
Allegedly.....
Winston
Dammit... I've always been a tesco girl. Just nipping out for cakes now...."
Bugger. Timing is everything.
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A work colleague of mine was telling me that his local ASDA have a singles night once a month"
Thursdays after 6pm as soon as the first pineapple get flipped upside down |
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Not to my knowledge but that's probably for a few reasons:
- I go shopping with K.
- If I'm not with K, I have earphones in and just trying to get in and out as quick as I can.
- In order for me to know someone is flirting with me, they have to twat me in the face with a giant sign that reads "I want to ride you like Seabiscuit".
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"There was a thing in the Wales forum years ago where there was an agreed sign to show you were a swinger when supermarket shopping.
It didn’t really work out - the forum thread was full of disgruntled blokes going “I’ve been to ASDA in Pontypandy nine times now, with a bag tied round my trolley. I still haven’t been dragged round the back of the store and noshed off - this is rubbish”
Crying at how funny this is "
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