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"Hey Jim!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hey, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface | |||
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"Hey Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hey, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface" ![]() | |||
"Good evening xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emma. I've not checked for a few hours. Do we have a rabbit? x | |||
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" ![]() Well I was going to make an awful joke but realised it might be offensive to those who are religious. Not bad. Just... well. It would be dull to go into. Saved you clawing your eyes out there Jim, happy Easter. | |||
"Evening evening" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Floro + the Romance. ![]() | |||
"Hello hello all! Mrs TMN x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Twist. Happy Good Friday! x | |||
"Good evening xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emma. I've not checked for a few hours. Do we have a rabbit? x" (rabbit) | |||
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"Good evening xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emma. I've not checked for a few hours. Do we have a rabbit? x (rabbit)" No ![]() | |||
"Hey Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hey, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface ![]() Happy Good Friday! | |||
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"Evening ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Smooth Operator. No need to ask. You're a smooth operator. Smooth operator. Smooth operator. Smooth operator | |||
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"Evening ![]() Short and sweet ![]() | |||
"Evening evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Floro + the Romance. ![]() I bring romance everywhere I go ![]() | |||
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" ![]() Everything offends everyone these days. I don't mind mundane in the membrane. | |||
"Good evening ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess and your flowers. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emma. I've not checked for a few hours. Do we have a rabbit? x (rabbit) No ![]() Oh, Emma. It's still ² days until Easter Sunday, don't give up. x | |||
"Evening Jim. Evening all. " The man from Del Monte, he says, evening, Jim. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Maggy! | |||
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"Good evening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How are you? They're lovely flowers that smell incredible and are now in a jug with the rest. ![]() ![]() | |||
"Evening evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Floro + the Romance. ![]() ![]() You're a real dead bringer for love. ![]() | |||
"Hello Jim and other nocturnal friends. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Arrows. Merry Easter! | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Jim, I hope I didn't break anything when I nocturnaled the other night? Today we have been out to Tatton Park (it's a bloody big National Trust estate with farms, fields, play areas, ice cream, fairground rides and lots of nature). I pushed my wheelchair to places it's not designed to go and whizzed very quickly along a country lane, invoking tuts from the foot people ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You did great. Thank you very much for nocturnalling. Tatton Park sounds terrific. I almost called it Tattoo Park. | |||
"Gooood evening. ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. ![]() | |||
"Good evening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuu? It's good to smell the flowers. | |||
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"Boo! ![]() You almost gave me a bloody heart attack. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Who's your favourite lord? | |||
"First! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening Jim. What did I win? ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Russle. Nice try. But I wasn't born yesterday you know. ![]() | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and fellow fabbing fornicators! Currently sat in bed, supping a nice bottle of beer watching Status Quo the acoustic concert on BBC4. A good way to end a Good Friday, cheers! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wildman. I like it. | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Jim, I hope I didn't break anything when I nocturnaled the other night? Today we have been out to Tatton Park (it's a bloody big National Trust estate with farms, fields, play areas, ice cream, fairground rides and lots of nature). I pushed my wheelchair to places it's not designed to go and whizzed very quickly along a country lane, invoking tuts from the foot people ![]() ![]() It was pretty good fun, at Tatton Park, Jim. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Jim, I hope I didn't break anything when I nocturnaled the other night? Today we have been out to Tatton Park (it's a bloody big National Trust estate with farms, fields, play areas, ice cream, fairground rides and lots of nature). I pushed my wheelchair to places it's not designed to go and whizzed very quickly along a country lane, invoking tuts from the foot people ![]() ![]() I wanna go to Tatton Park! | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm horny, but your Mum's not answering her phone ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. My mum's an early bird. | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Jim, I hope I didn't break anything when I nocturnaled the other night? Today we have been out to Tatton Park (it's a bloody big National Trust estate with farms, fields, play areas, ice cream, fairground rides and lots of nature). I pushed my wheelchair to places it's not designed to go and whizzed very quickly along a country lane, invoking tuts from the foot people ![]() ![]() You can, Jim! | |||
"Boo! ![]() Ooh, good question. There's a lot to choose from, but I'll go with Lord of the Dance. I love Riverdance ![]() ![]() | |||
"Merry Easter to you too Jim. What have you been up to recently?" I've been mainly walking around the beauty spots of Shrewsbury. What the hell have you been doing?! | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Jim, I hope I didn't break anything when I nocturnaled the other night? Today we have been out to Tatton Park (it's a bloody big National Trust estate with farms, fields, play areas, ice cream, fairground rides and lots of nature). I pushed my wheelchair to places it's not designed to go and whizzed very quickly along a country lane, invoking tuts from the foot people ![]() ![]() Yeah! | |||
"Good evening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's splendid. I'm good toooooo, the past week has been a one day at a time kind of week but the next one will be better. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"First! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening Jim. What did I win? ![]() ![]() Bugger. Thought I’d give it a try. Was close though. I would of got away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids ![]() | |||
"Boo! ![]() ![]() ![]() Good lord. ![]() | |||
"Good evening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Step by step is the way to go. | |||
"First! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening Jim. What did I win? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm horny, but your Mum's not answering her phone ![]() She knows where my worm is ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 15/04/22 23:14:00]" Twonk. | |||
"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm horny, but your Mum's not answering her phone ![]() ![]() You always go too far with my mum. ![]() | |||
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"Jim, if you come to this part of the world, I'll take you to Tatton Park ![]() Nice. | |||
"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm horny, but your Mum's not answering her phone ![]() ![]() ![]() Far Far Away - Slade www.youtube.com/watch?v=qysk6IgeFmQ ![]() | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm horny, but your Mum's not answering her phone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum." It wasn’t me | |||
"Merry Easter to you too Jim. What have you been up to recently? I've been mainly walking around the beauty spots of Shrewsbury. What the hell have you been doing?!" Working. Mostly. Being "present". apparently its good for the kids but the ungrateful fuckers just tell me I'm boring now. It was easier to be a cool dad when all I did was grunt, whistle and say no to things | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum." You and your selfies ![]() | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. It wasn’t me" Alright, Shaggy. | |||
"Merry Easter to you too Jim. What have you been up to recently? I've been mainly walking around the beauty spots of Shrewsbury. What the hell have you been doing?! Working. Mostly. Being "present". apparently its good for the kids but the ungrateful fuckers just tell me I'm boring now. It was easier to be a cool dad when all I did was grunt, whistle and say no to things " Excellent dadding. ![]() | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum." I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)... | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. You and your selfies ![]() ![]() | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)..." If you I know a fat irish man who would perve the photo | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)..." I'm tempted to buy a bumbag. | |||
"Merry Easter to you too Jim. What have you been up to recently? I've been mainly walking around the beauty spots of Shrewsbury. What the hell have you been doing?! Working. Mostly. Being "present". apparently its good for the kids but the ungrateful fuckers just tell me I'm boring now. It was easier to be a cool dad when all I did was grunt, whistle and say no to things Excellent dadding. ![]() Yeah. I'm proud of me. Even though I would rather be playing red dead redemption | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. You and your selfies ![]() Surely that's fruitist, would you say the same if he shoved d pomegranate up there? ![]() | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)... I'm tempted to buy a bumbag. " Shall we have a fannypack competition, Jim? | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. You and your selfies ![]() ![]() I think I'd be more impressed. And then I'd ask him to rinse it before he put it back in my fruit bowl | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)... I'm tempted to buy a bumbag. Shall we have a fannypack competition, Jim?" I feel like you have an advantage. | |||
"Jim, if you come to this part of the world, I'll take you to Tatton Park ![]() Oh posh. Cheshire ![]() | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)... I'm tempted to buy a bumbag. Shall we have a fannypack competition, Jim? I feel like you have an advantage." My wheelchair pouch is quite sizeable, yes ![]() | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)... I'm tempted to buy a bumbag. Shall we have a fannypack competition, Jim? I feel like you have an advantage. My wheelchair pouch is quite sizeable, yes ![]() ![]() | |||
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"First of all good ebening ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. I'm alright. But more importantly, how are you? | |||
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"Good night Jim ![]() Sweet dreams, Jasmine. ![]() | |||
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"Good night Jim. Mrs kc and everyone else " Na night. | |||
"First of all good ebening ![]() Glad you’re ok. I’m good. Got careless whisper playing in my ears. Singing along. ![]() | |||
"First of all good ebening ![]() ![]() George. ![]() | |||
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"Good night Jim. Mrs kc and everyone else " Gute nacht ![]() | |||
"First of all good ebening ![]() ![]() ![]() He was a babe | |||
"Evening all ![]() Evenin'. Been a gorgeous day ![]() | |||
"Evening all ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. The usual nocturnal nonsense. I might buy a bumbag. | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. You and your selfies ![]() ![]() Wanna suck my plums ![]() | |||
"Evening all ![]() Fanny pack in the U.S, so how many bums you thinking of carrying Jim? | |||
"It's been a bostin' day in the Black Country." I love that for you ![]() | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. You and your selfies ![]() ![]() ![]() If I bite them will the juice drip down my chin? ![]() | |||
"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. You and your selfies ![]() ![]() ![]() I can't believe you're flirting behind my mum's back. | |||
"It's been a bostin' day in the Black Country. I love that for you ![]() If there were lots of locals on here you'd get the old arguments of Wolverhampton isn't part of the black country. But there isn't. And it is ![]() | |||
"Evening all ![]() Just the ¹ bumbag will suffice. | |||
"It's been a bostin' day in the Black Country. I love that for you ![]() ![]() Ohhhh no it isn't lol ![]() | |||
"It's been a bostin' day in the Black Country. I love that for you ![]() ![]() controversial. I like that about you. | |||
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"Alexa says that Wolverhampton is in the Black Country." Clearly all knowing ![]() | |||
"Alexa says that Wolverhampton is in the Black Country." and what do you think, Jim? Do you agree? | |||
"It's been a bostin' day in the Black Country. I love that for you ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh be quiet you ![]() | |||
"Alexa says that Wolverhampton is in the Black Country. and what do you think, Jim? Do you agree? " I think that Wolverhampton is in the Black Country. | |||
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"Alexa says that Wolverhampton is in the Black Country. and what do you think, Jim? Do you agree? I think that Wolverhampton is in the Black Country." ![]() | |||
"It's the midnight hour." Thank goodness it’s here | |||
"It's the midnight hour. Thank goodness it’s here" Happy Saturday! | |||
"It's the midnight hour." Ooh, I best be off before I turn into a gremlin. Been nice chatting folks. I require beauty sleep now ![]() | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. Thank goodness it’s here Happy Saturday!" Happy Saturday beautiful man | |||
"Wanna suck my plums ![]() ![]() I produce cream ![]() ![]() | |||
"It's been a bostin' day in the Black Country. I love that for you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol yo con be in theblack country if yow want ![]() | |||
"It's the midnight hour. Ooh, I best be off before I turn into a gremlin. Been nice chatting folks. I require beauty sleep now ![]() Na night. x | |||
"I can't believe you're flirting behind my mum's back." He can't believe it's not butter ^ | |||
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"Happy weekend, Saturday morning, week off work etc ?? ??" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Funtimes. I'm off. | |||
"Hey all new to this bit " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Liiid. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
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"Everyone say hello to _iiid." Hello Liiid! | |||
"Hey all new to this bit " Hiya Jase, all you need to do is post inane drivel on here, and you'll fit in just fine ![]() ![]() | |||
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"On this day 1943 Swiss scientist Dr. Albert Hofmann discovered the psychedelic effects of LSD." Groovy, baby ![]() | |||
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"On this day 1943 Swiss scientist Dr. Albert Hofmann discovered the psychedelic effects of LSD. Groovy, baby ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So how are people finding Moon Knight? He nailed the awkward englishman" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, HowCurious. I don't have Disney+. | |||
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"Jim, thank you for the Madame Tussaud facts. I'm off to bed now ![]() You're welcome. Na night. x | |||
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"On this day 1850 we lost Anna Maria "Marie" Tussaud ![]() He needs a new keyboard after typing all that lot out ^ | |||
"On this day 1850 we lost Anna Maria "Marie" Tussaud ![]() ![]() | |||
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"C'mon now Jim, you're not enticing me into one of your silly races again ![]() I bet my mum could entice you. | |||
"C'mon now Jim, you're not enticing me into one of your silly races again ![]() I'm easily led ![]() | |||
"C'mon now Jim, you're not enticing me into one of your silly races again ![]() ![]() Tell me something I don't know. | |||
"C'mon now Jim, you're not enticing me into one of your silly races again ![]() ![]() Oi, contrary to popular belief, I'm not a man whore ya know! ![]() | |||
"C'mon now Jim, you're not enticing me into one of your silly races again ![]() ![]() ![]() I believe you. ![]() | |||
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"Nice bum ^" Thanks ![]() | |||