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Tie me to a pig and hose me down
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I'm not one to pry in to ones sexual proclivities 
But i would be very intrigued to hear about any strange requests or kinks you may have?
I think I've met my fair share of kinksters and I'm no stranger to running around the bedroom with a rubber glove on my head clucking like a chicken..... Only for shits and giggles you understand 
So c'mon ya mucky pups dish the dirt here.
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"Well, i would like to shag a furry 
Karen!!!!
I bet you would shave it first though no, its so they can keep me warm in bed lol, either a furry or a monkey man lol"
Calling all monkeys, men and chubacca types.
Karen needs warming up lol
You can run your fingers through my hairy chest and Hairy arse would that help??? |
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"Well, i would like to shag a furry
Karen!!!!
I bet you would shave it first though no, its so they can keep me warm in bed lol, either a furry or a monkey man lol
Calling all monkeys, men and chubacca types.
Karen needs warming up lol
You can run your fingers through my hairy chest and Hairy arse would that help??? "
You can laugh but last time i put a thread up wanting to meet a monkey man i ended up meeting a gorgeous guy. He wasnt hairy.
I dont like hairy arses but i dont mind plucking them out for yoou lol |
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"Well, i would like to shag a furry
Karen!!!!
I bet you would shave it first though no, its so they can keep me warm in bed lol, either a furry or a monkey man lol
Calling all monkeys, men and chubacca types.
Karen needs warming up lol
You can run your fingers through my hairy chest and Hairy arse would that help???
You can laugh but last time i put a thread up wanting to meet a monkey man i ended up meeting a gorgeous guy. He wasnt hairy.
I dont like hairy arses but i dont mind plucking them out for yoou lol"
Ooh result then
I put a post up askin for a long legged bird with a tight pussy and got an emu and a selfish cat 
You can pluck my arse any time Karen.
( I said Pluck ) hee hee |
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"Well, i would like to shag a furry
Karen!!!!
I bet you would shave it first though no, its so they can keep me warm in bed lol, either a furry or a monkey man lol
Calling all monkeys, men and chubacca types.
Karen needs warming up lol
You can run your fingers through my hairy chest and Hairy arse would that help???
You can laugh but last time i put a thread up wanting to meet a monkey man i ended up meeting a gorgeous guy. He wasnt hairy.
I dont like hairy arses but i dont mind plucking them out for yoou lol
Ooh result then
I put a post up askin for a long legged bird with a tight pussy and got an emu and a selfish cat
You can pluck my arse any time Karen.
( I said Pluck ) hee hee"
ha ha, becareful what you say as i know where studley is now and i might come looking for you with a pair of tweezers |
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Once got up in the middle of the night while staying with a girl and she beat me to the bathroom sat on the toilet the wrong way round and asked me to piss down her back. |
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"Once got up in the middle of the night while staying with a girl and she beat me to the bathroom sat on the toilet the wrong way round and asked me to piss down her back. "
Oooer!
How did she wash that off?  |
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"Tweezers?
Am I getting a wank too?
Yayy!!!
So thats a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass i have to bring with me now lol"
Oh yes... Tweezers, magnifying, glass, one rubber glove, chubacca costume and what the hell
May as well bring swarf ega and some ball bearings while your at it lol |
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"Well, i would like to shag a furry
Karen!!!!
I bet you would shave it first though no, its so they can keep me warm in bed lol, either a furry or a monkey man lol"
Furry and warm blooded... Any good? |
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"We like to pretend to be shy and reserved
I wondered who it was in the woods wearing camouflage stockings and mrs artful was wearing matching bra and pants too
Lol"
They weren't stockings, they were...erm....long johns...and he...erm..ahem....lent them to me. |
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"We like to pretend to be shy and reserved
I wondered who it was in the woods wearing camouflage stockings and mrs artful was wearing matching bra and pants too
Lol
They weren't stockings, they were...erm....long johns...and he...erm..ahem....lent them to me. "
But that don't explain the suspender belt and high heel wellies |
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"We like to pretend to be shy and reserved
I wondered who it was in the woods wearing camouflage stockings and mrs artful was wearing matching bra and pants too
Lol
They weren't stockings, they were...erm....long johns...and he...erm..ahem....lent them to me.
But that don't explain the suspender belt and high heel wellies "
Erm...I erm...oh piss off!! |
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