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In my crystal ball...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mystic Jen has polished her crystal ball, shuffled her tarot cards and returned into the spirit world.
She can see your future.
Ask and she will reveal your destiny! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie, will I ever have a super yacht? "
I see, I see ..... the sea. Waves are crashing, and I see a boat. A big boat.
Yes, you are on the deck, tossing in the waves. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How much penis is in my future? "
I draw The Sword card. We all know the penis mightier than the sword. This can only mean a total pork parade in store for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will i be asked to go to my favourite place again "
The cock crows thrice in the misty morn, as the raven soars. Hear the lambs, for they are silent.
I think that's all quite clear! |
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"Will I ever get laid by a woman from fab ?
The spirits are speaking to me. I can hear a distant voice. It is laughing."
Oh shit. You ain't got a genie in lamp by any chance. Fuck. Do I need 3 wishes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh Mystic Jen, when will I claim my rightful place as Queen of Hotpics?  "
I turn to the cards. Ah ... the fire card, and I also draw the ice card.
Your answer ....
When Hell freezes over x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will I ever get laid by a woman from fab ?
The spirits are speaking to me. I can hear a distant voice. It is laughing.Oh shit. You ain't got a genie in lamp by any chance. Fuck. Do I need 3 wishes."
Genies aint my department darling. Soz n shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How much penis is in my future?
I know this one!
As much as you desire. As often as you desire it.
I knew you were going to say that"
Duh. You have powers  |
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"Will I ever get laid by a woman from fab ?
The spirits are speaking to me. I can hear a distant voice. It is laughing.Oh shit. You ain't got a genie in lamp by any chance. Fuck. Do I need 3 wishes."
Does the genie faf? …. Asking as it’s the barber sedan kind .. not the will smith type |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How much penis is in my future?
I know this one!
As much as you desire. As often as you desire it.
I knew you were going to say that
Duh. You have powers "
Its a gift and a curse in equal measure |
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"Oh Mystic Jen, when will I claim my rightful place as Queen of Hotpics?
I turn to the cards. Ah ... the fire card, and I also draw the ice card.
Your answer ....
When Hell freezes over x"
Damn you global warming!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will i be asked to go to my favourite place again
The cock crows thrice in the misty morn, as the raven soars. Hear the lambs, for they are silent.
I think that's all quite clear!"
ok rockstar cocktail required to understand that i think |
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"Will I ever get laid by a woman from fab ?
The spirits are speaking to me. I can hear a distant voice. It is laughing.Oh shit. You ain't got a genie in lamp by any chance. Fuck. Do I need 3 wishes.
Does the genie faf? …. Asking as it’s the barber sedan kind .. not the will smith type"
My lord .the typos in that , |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will I ever find love again? I know it's a long shot though  "
A spirit voice is speaking.
It says.
Learn to love yourself then love will find you.
They know their shit, these spirit folk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will I ever find love again? I know it's a long shot though
A spirit voice is speaking.
It says.
Learn to love yourself then love will find you.
They know their shit, these spirit folk."
He must be hiding somewhere then. I'm very happy within myself x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh Mystic Jen, when will I claim my rightful place as Queen of Hotpics?
Post a face pic. 
So we can get blocked by half the site?  "
Less people I’d have to fight for you both. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mystic jen will anybody pick up on my just for fun thread or maybe some of my others that have died."
The eternal circle card indicates that birth and death are all part of the same cycle. As some perish so others are reborn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will the Easter Beagle stop by and leave me an egg....???...."
I hear panting, I hear barks. Its ... its ... its a beagle! I hear chewing. Oh, he's eaten your eggs! |
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"Will the Easter Beagle stop by and leave me an egg....???....
I hear panting, I hear barks. Its ... its ... its a beagle! I hear chewing. Oh, he's eaten your eggs!"
Thanks that's Easter ruined.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Howay then…. Do your worst
The spirits say to me they know what you're thinking. They say you need to reconsider"
Very vague but actually makes perfect sense in my situation. I’m a believer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will I find love and riches ?"
The crystal ball shows me money beyond counting. And a wedding. So the riches bit is sorted ....as is love. But I cannot see the face of the woman in the vision. The future is fickle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mystic Jen, when will someone want to stick their willy up my bum?
And will I be able to eat some bonbons as they do? "
I see, I see .... an aging unconvinced transvestite leaving a sweet shop and getting in a taxi. This could be your lucky night |
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"Mystic Jen, when will someone want to stick their willy up my bum?
And will I be able to eat some bonbons as they do?
I see, I see .... an aging unconvinced
transvestite leaving a sweet shop
and getting in a taxi. This could be
your lucky night"
Dam you Jennie I've just gone out and bought some bonbons . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mystic Jen..
What does the future hold for Essex "
Ah Thomas, I look into the crystal and see the future. I see coastal erosion, I see a rise in average daytime temperatures, a the closure of more high Street stores. I also see a bunch of paras getting passed and fighting the locals in Colchester. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Mystic Jen, will I ever figure it out? 
I hear a multitude of voices. They all tell me that you've got it worked out already babe x"
Have your voices been drinking?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mystic Jen..
What does the future hold for Essex
Ah Thomas, I look into the crystal and see the future. I see coastal erosion, I see a rise in average daytime temperatures, a the closure of more high Street stores. I also see a bunch of paras getting passed and fighting the locals in Colchester."
*pissed |
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"Mystic Jen..
What does the future hold for Essex
Ah Thomas, I look into the crystal and see the future. I see coastal erosion, I see a rise in average daytime temperatures, a the closure of more high Street stores. I also see a bunch of paras getting passed and fighting the locals in Colchester."
Blimey .. the Paras are already fighting the locals..
You have a gift Mystic Jen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mystic Jen, will I ever figure it out?
I hear a multitude of voices. They all tell me that you've got it worked out already babe x
Have your voices been drinking? "
The voices are coming back.
They say "Show us yer tits" |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Mystic Jen, will I ever figure it out?
I hear a multitude of voices. They all tell me that you've got it worked out already babe x
Have your voices been drinking?
The voices are coming back.
They say "Show us yer tits""
Again? But it's not Tuesday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will i ever come out of retirement "
The card is drawn. It is the garden card, I also draw the tartan slipper card. I see a long and happy retirement for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will I find love and riches ?
The crystal ball shows me money beyond counting. And a wedding. So the riches bit is sorted ....as is love. But I cannot see the face of the woman in the vision. The future is fickle."
That’ll do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear mystic Jen , will _eli of the forums ever do more voice porn videos ..
also will I ever learn the meaning of subtlety?"
I see Melissa getting a vigorous seeing to from behind, whilst eating bonbons. There is the suggestion of a camera in my vision.
As for your subtlety ... I draw The Mallet card. There's your answer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mystic Jen..
What does the future hold for Essex
Ah Thomas, I look into the crystal and see the future. I see coastal erosion, I see a rise in average daytime temperatures, a the closure of more high Street stores. I also see a bunch of paras getting passed and fighting the locals in Colchester.
Blimey .. the Paras are already fighting the locals..
You have a gift Mystic Jen "
I am just a conduit |
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"I am the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter... the gift was pre destined"
I heard that some mystics got the call from a dominant presents
That saw that they had a gift and encourage them to share it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I am the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter... the gift was pre destined
I heard that some mystics got the call from a dominant presents
That saw that they had a gift and encourage them to share it."
I was washed over by a golden shower.
A shower of golden light I mean |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should I dye my hair blonde?"
I cannot tell you what you should or should not do ... that is for you to decide.
The cards, however, show me The Bad Hair Day card, and also the Silly Blonde Tosser card. I think they are telling you something. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhh... Am i going to have to fish my wet pussy out of the pond tomorrow  "
I consult the cards ... and draw The Desert card. An arid, dusty, isolated place.
Alas your pussy will remain dry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohhhh... Am i going to have to fish my wet pussy out of the pond tomorrow
I consult the cards ... and draw The Desert card. An arid, dusty, isolated place.
Alas your pussy will remain dry"
Oh phew!!  |
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"Will el presidente ever make it back into power? "
The card drawn is the Toppled Tower. I also draw the King inverted.
El President is gone for good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will el presidente ever make it back into power?
The card drawn is the Toppled Tower. I also draw the King inverted.
El President is gone for good."
Hocum
I don’t believe it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will I be force fed a jaffa cake? "
The crystal ball shows me the year 2025. I see your thread finishing. I see you naked and restrained as an unconvincing aging transvestite fills your mouth.
With jaffa cakes.
I see you have a stiffy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will I be force fed a jaffa cake?
The crystal ball shows me the year 2025. I see your thread finishing. I see you naked and restrained as an unconvincing aging transvestite fills your mouth.
With jaffa cakes.
I see you have a stiffy!"
I'll be gone by then |
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Did your cystal ball predict that id wake up at 5 I'm the morning needing s piss only to my find my Rwanda thread has 107 and this thread has 87 when I expected yours to be already over 175 another thing that's also baffling thing
No one seams to got that TV in their
Bedroom yet .who would have predicted that .this forums a strange Place |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did your cystal ball predict that id wake up at 5 I'm the morning needing s piss only to my find my Rwanda thread has 107 and this thread has 87 when I expected yours to be already over 175 another thing that's also baffling thing
No one seams to got that TV in their
Bedroom yet .who would have predicted that .this forums a strange Place "
It would have done if asked. It wasn't asked so it didn't |
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