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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The first time something has ever happened to me on here !!

Now , I’ve been on and off here for ‘cough cough’ years and I’m thrilled to have had a first.

What was your first on here

Btw, I can’t tell you what my first is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dick pic or meet? Before I answer

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

You've had your first deep fried Mars bar! Welcome to Scotland x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shit. You’re not answering. Ok nvm

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

You are teasing us all.

My first was having two ladies give me a wank in a restaurant at the same time under the table cloth we reckon the waiter caught an eyeful at least once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dick pic or meet? Before I answer"

I’ve been here years .. definitely not that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You've had your first deep fried Mars bar! Welcome to Scotland x"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You are teasing us all.

My first was having two ladies give me a wank in a restaurant at the same time under the table cloth we reckon the waiter caught an eyeful at least once. "

Jesus ….. what time of day was this ? Busy ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here "

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

In Derbyshire, you've found someone without six toes x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

"

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In Derbyshire, you've found someone without six toes x"

They all have them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth."

I’ll take them

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth."

quite

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"You are teasing us all.

My first was having two ladies give me a wank in a restaurant at the same time under the table cloth we reckon the waiter caught an eyeful at least once.

Jesus ….. what time of day was this ? Busy ?"

It was late after one of the Manchester socials. Not a family time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them "

I’ll send them your way.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them "

You're just inviting dick pics now x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You are teasing us all.

My first was having two ladies give me a wank in a restaurant at the same time under the table cloth we reckon the waiter caught an eyeful at least once.

Jesus ….. what time of day was this ? Busy ?

It was late after one of the Manchester socials. Not a family time."

Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

I’ll send them your way."

Just the handsome ones please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now x"

I’ve already sent 3.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now x

I’ve already sent 3."

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now x

I’ve already sent 3.

"

I'm not sending one. That's uncouth. I send my face in the first message. Gives them a chance to block before the conversation gets too far x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now x

I’ve already sent 3.

I'm not sending one. That's uncouth. I send my face in the first message. Gives them a chance to block before the conversation gets too far x"

I must remember to block you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now x

I’ve already sent 3.

I'm not sending one. That's uncouth. I send my face in the first message. Gives them a chance to block before the conversation gets too far x"

If I send a face pic I get called a dick anyway so might as well go straight for the dick pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now x

I’ve already sent 3.

I'm not sending one. That's uncouth. I send my face in the first message. Gives them a chance to block before the conversation gets too far x

If I send a face pic I get called a dick anyway so might as well go straight for the dick pic "

Rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now x

I’ve already sent 3.

I'm not sending one. That's uncouth. I send my face in the first message. Gives them a chance to block before the conversation gets too far x

If I send a face pic I get called a dick anyway so might as well go straight for the dick pic

Rubbish "

You underestimate the hideousness of my face

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

My first is that my photo made Hot Pics it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now x

I’ve already sent 3.

I'm not sending one. That's uncouth. I send my face in the first message. Gives them a chance to block before the conversation gets too far x

If I send a face pic I get called a dick anyway so might as well go straight for the dick pic

Rubbish

You underestimate the hideousness of my face "

Shut

Up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs "

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Your first message with out a cock in it

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

"

It’s a defining moment

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs "

Is it the one with the legs, boots and hint of boob? That is adorable x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your first message with out a cock in it "

Hahaha I get those too

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Was it the first third of a banana (think of the word not the fruit)

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

"

Relive the moment! Post it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Was it the first third of a banana (think of the word not the fruit) "

No .. something much more exciting

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

Relive the moment! Post it x"

Literally- my face , 10 years younger

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Is it the one with the legs, boots and hint of boob? That is adorable x"

No the latest, covered up!! Fabbed no doubt to discourage any more flashing

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

Relive the moment! Post it x

Literally- my face , 10 years younger "

We can only see your eyes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

Relive the moment! Post it x

Literally- my face , 10 years younger

We can only see your eyes x"

I was more out there back then - had my face on show for all to see

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Is it the one with the legs, boots and hint of boob? That is adorable x

No the latest, covered up!! Fabbed no doubt to discourage any more flashing "

The white tee shirt? Yeah, that's hot, but I didn't fab it, otherwise I'd look like all I do all day is perv pictures x

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

Relive the moment! Post it x

Literally- my face , 10 years younger

We can only see your eyes x

I was more out there back then - had my face on show for all to see "

I'll guess, based on eyes, it's nice and round with brunette hair x

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Is it the one with the legs, boots and hint of boob? That is adorable x

No the latest, covered up!! Fabbed no doubt to discourage any more flashing

The white tee shirt? Yeah, that's hot, but I didn't fab it, otherwise I'd look like all I do all day is perv pictures x"

Shame on you!!! Could’ve made the difference between page 14 & 13!!

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Is it the one with the legs, boots and hint of boob? That is adorable x

No the latest, covered up!! Fabbed no doubt to discourage any more flashing

The white tee shirt? Yeah, that's hot, but I didn't fab it, otherwise I'd look like all I do all day is perv pictures x

Shame on you!!! Could’ve made the difference between page 14 & 13!! "

Ok....as you insist! Make it a wet tee shirt next time x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We be here all day

But

First time I got spit roasted off a couple

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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It was your first erm "alone time" over someone's photos from here wasn't it?

You hussy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We be here all day

But

First time I got spit roasted off a couple "

Oooooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We be here all day

But

First time I got spit roasted off a couple

Oooooo "

We be here all day if it had to though them all

70% off natalie has been explored though fab so plenty off firsts off fab ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your first tribute pic’?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We be here all day

But

First time I got spit roasted off a couple

Oooooo

We be here all day if it had to though them all

70% off natalie has been explored though fab so plenty off firsts off fab ha ha "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your first tribute pic’?"

Honey

I’ve had them

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Your first tribute pic’?

Honey

I’ve had them "

I bet you get lots if crooked spires x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your first tribute pic’?

Honey

I’ve had them

I bet you get lots if crooked spires x"

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Your first tribute pic’?

Honey

I’ve had them

I bet you get lots if crooked spires x

"

Pictures, not in real life x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The first time something has ever happened to me on here !!

Now , I’ve been on and off here for ‘cough cough’ years and I’m thrilled to have had a first.

What was your first on here

Btw, I can’t tell you what my first is "

My first was being sent to another guy by my boyfriend to give him a blowjob…… I’ve been addicted ever since

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lust at first sight?

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"The first time something has ever happened to me on here !!

Now , I’ve been on and off here for ‘cough cough’ years and I’m thrilled to have had a first.

What was your first on here

Btw, I can’t tell you what my first is

My first was being sent to another guy by my boyfriend to give him a blowjob…… I’ve been addicted ever since "

What a turn up you'd be at the door x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The first time something has ever happened to me on here !!

Now , I’ve been on and off here for ‘cough cough’ years and I’m thrilled to have had a first.

What was your first on here

Btw, I can’t tell you what my first is

My first was being sent to another guy by my boyfriend to give him a blowjob…… I’ve been addicted ever since "

Oooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lust at first sight? "

Oh I’ve had that

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

Lady wank in the loo at work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lady wank in the loo at work? "

Did that in 1991 ….

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By *omer47Man  over a year ago

leigh

Your first 3sum with a m/f couple

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your first 3sum with a m/f couple "

Noooo

Years ago that happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This isn’t a guessing game

You tell me yours

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"This isn’t a guessing game

You tell me yours"

First time doing anal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The first time something has ever happened to me on here !!

Now , I’ve been on and off here for ‘cough cough’ years and I’m thrilled to have had a first.

What was your first on here

Btw, I can’t tell you what my first is "

Your first refusal

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By *he_massangerMan  over a year ago

Stornoway


"This isn’t a guessing game

You tell me yours

First time doing anal "

I hope you were lubbed up good and proper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This isn’t a guessing game

You tell me yours

First time doing anal "

Hope it was good for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The first time something has ever happened to me on here !!

Now , I’ve been on and off here for ‘cough cough’ years and I’m thrilled to have had a first.

What was your first on here

Btw, I can’t tell you what my first is

Your first refusal "

I’ve had refusals ….. I’ll be honest. I’m pretty ugly

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Anal session?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anal session? "

1992

Sheesh

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Anal session?

1992

Sheesh"

The date is still etched into my bedpost

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anal session?

1992

Sheesh

The date is still etched into my bedpost "

And in my mind

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

You have just used a Shark vacuum on your little...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You have just used a Shark vacuum on your little..."

Little ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mars bar party.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading


"Dick pic or meet? Before I answer"

No way a first dick pic - you just have to be on here five minutes to get the first of those.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mars bar party."

Ahh congratulations

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"You have just used a Shark vacuum on your little...

Little ?"

Clit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You have just used a Shark vacuum on your little...

Little ?

Clit. "

I’m sure there’s a law against that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was it your first Kentucky Tractor Puller?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still looking for the first on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A few days ago we got a message asking if we wanted a gay best friend. That was a first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A few days ago we got a message asking if we wanted a gay best friend. That was a first."

Ahhhh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve had my first negative covid test today after a week of cabin fever….happy me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve had my first negative covid test today after a week of cabin fever….happy me "

That’s good news !!

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"You have just used a Shark vacuum on your little...

Little ?

Clit.

I’m sure there’s a law against that"

Vicious buggers those. I wouldn't put it near any body parts x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve had my first negative covid test today after a week of cabin fever….happy me

That’s good news !! "

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Hey Floro.

I felt very bad for not following your strict instructions so I'm hoping to offer you a sliver of information in the hope that I'll be forgiven. I won't share sex stuff as it might make you vomit.

This weekend I had my first time introducing someone who I put up with to my close, brilliant friends. And it made me feel very happy.

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I remember the first time we got blamed by a guy for not being interested in him. It felt like a Fab rite of passage. He wished us luck because he said we'd need it with an attitude like ours. I thought that was good of him.

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