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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This Good Friday, I have been asked something new.
The size of my nipples 
I had no idea that measuring them was even a thing  I use my tapemeasure for other reasons - clothing related I mean. |
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I saw I thread the other day whereby the size of a Jaffa cake was the measure for big nipples. Maybe it’s objects rather than actual measurements you should use?
In much the same way as guys use sky remotes and lynx cans 
Suitable objects maybe a 1p piece in fact any coin, a 50p could indicate shape too, a milk bottle lid right up to maybe a dinner plate. Hope this helps
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use CD’s as a reference of measurement.
“I can stack 4 CD’s on my nipples”.
Problem solved.
Who the hell has CD's anymore??"
Cassette tapes haven’t even been introduced where I am yet!
They’re still around and everybody knows what one is. |
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"Use CD’s as a reference of measurement.
“I can stack 4 CD’s on my nipples”.
Problem solved.
Who the hell has CD's anymore??
Cassette tapes haven’t even been introduced where I am yet!
They’re still around and everybody knows what one is."
How about stacking cassettes as a measurement?
…and if you can do the old trick of winding in the loose tape too (ask your parents, kids)…game changer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use CD’s as a reference of measurement.
“I can stack 4 CD’s on my nipples”.
Problem solved.
Who the hell has CD's anymore??
Cassette tapes haven’t even been introduced where I am yet!
They’re still around and everybody knows what one is.
How about stacking cassettes as a measurement?
…and if you can do the old trick of winding in the loose tape too (ask your parents, kids)…game changer!"
Could only just fit a pencil in to do the winding, can’t see many nipples fitting. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What part of the nipple? The Areola length, width? The size of the jelly tot?
Go back and ask for specifics  "
He said just the nipple length itself.
Jelly tot has also made me laugh and is another one I've not heard but will use.
Now I want some Jelly Tots. If they are even still sold in the shops |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
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"This Good Friday, I have been asked something new.
The size of my nipples
I had no idea that measuring them was even a thing I use my tapemeasure for other reasons - clothing related I mean."
I pity your inbox and the impending 638 messages offering to measure them for you  |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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"Use CD’s as a reference of measurement.
“I can stack 4 CD’s on my nipples”.
Problem solved.
Who the hell has CD's anymore??"
Err, me. Hundreds of them. One of the perks of working in radio. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I saw I thread the other day whereby the size of a Jaffa cake was the measure for big nipples. Maybe it’s objects rather than actual measurements you should use?
In much the same way as guys use sky remotes and lynx cans
Suitable objects maybe a 1p piece in fact any coin, a 50p could indicate shape too, a milk bottle lid right up to maybe a dinner plate. Hope this helps
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And, now I want Jaffa Cakes
Dinner plate!
This is helpful actually, so has helped thanks  . Am thinking in terms of nipple covers, as they mainly come in one generic size. Should really be called areola covers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm.....a curious question. You have a fantastic figure. If that's all he's worried about, he's looking at the wrong pictures, because everything I see is mighty fine x"
 Thank you |
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