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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m K and I’m an Astronaut and I’d like 3 women please, one blonde, one brunette and a red head.
All must have lesbian tendencies… 
*checks mailbox
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You'll be swamped with messages so  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?
Are you asking for you or a friend?  "
I’m just seeing if I can work my job into a sexual fantasy.
I don’t think someone standing behind me telling me how shit I am whilst I graft my bollocks off is very sexy though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?
Are you asking for you or a friend?
I’m just seeing if I can work my job into a sexual fantasy.
I don’t think someone standing behind me telling me how shit I am whilst I graft my bollocks off is very sexy though "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.
Cheers 
Best I can do is average height, off-white, 6/10, and a micro penis 
LvM"
Sounds perfect, I’ll all for it  |
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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
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"Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?
Are you asking for you or a friend?
I’m just seeing if I can work my job into a sexual fantasy.
I don’t think someone standing behind me telling me how shit I am whilst I graft my bollocks off is very sexy though "
Do you use any vibrating hand tools? Do you wear a “bump” cap? Can you get your hands in tight spaces? All valid ways to get the job in there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m K and I’m an Astronaut and I’d like 3 women please, one blonde, one brunette and a red head.
All must have lesbian tendencies…
*checks mailbox
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redhead at your service  Px |
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"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.
Cheers
Best I can do is average height, off-white, 6/10, and a micro penis
LvM
Sounds perfect, I’ll all for it "
What do I do now? I've never got this far with forum flirting! 
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.
Cheers "
I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?
Are you asking for you or a friend?
I’m just seeing if I can work my job into a sexual fantasy.
I don’t think someone standing behind me telling me how shit I am whilst I graft my bollocks off is very sexy though
Do you use any vibrating hand tools? Do you wear a “bump” cap? Can you get your hands in tight spaces? All valid ways to get the job in there "
Safety goggles and covered in oil. That’s every woman’s fantasy right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m K and I’m an Astronaut and I’d like 3 women please, one blonde, one brunette and a red head.
All must have lesbian tendencies…
*checks mailbox
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that’ll work |
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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
the middle somewhere |
"Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?
Are you asking for you or a friend?
I’m just seeing if I can work my job into a sexual fantasy.
I don’t think someone standing behind me telling me how shit I am whilst I graft my bollocks off is very sexy though
Do you use any vibrating hand tools? Do you wear a “bump” cap? Can you get your hands in tight spaces? All valid ways to get the job in there
Safety goggles and covered in oil. That’s every woman’s fantasy right?"
Lubricant and always prepared for safe play? |
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"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.
Cheers
Best I can do is average height, off-white, 6/10, and a micro penis
LvM
Sounds perfect, I’ll all for it
What do I do now? I've never got this far with forum flirting!
LvM"
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"I’m K and I’m an Astronaut and I’d like 3 women please, one blonde, one brunette and a red head.
All must have lesbian tendencies…
*checks mailbox
redhead at your service Px "
Perfect - already have a blonde. Just need a brunette now
Sorry for hi-jacking your thread…I’ll send you the video 
K |
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"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.
Cheers
Best I can do is average height, off-white, 6/10, and a micro penis
LvM
Sounds perfect, I’ll all for it
What do I do now? I've never got this far with forum flirting!
LvM
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Coffee? I feel like it's coffee at least, right?
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?
Are you asking for you or a friend?
I’m just seeing if I can work my job into a sexual fantasy.
I don’t think someone standing behind me telling me how shit I am whilst I graft my bollocks off is very sexy though
Do you use any vibrating hand tools? Do you wear a “bump” cap? Can you get your hands in tight spaces? All valid ways to get the job in there
Safety goggles and covered in oil. That’s every woman’s fantasy right?
Lubricant and always prepared for safe play? "
Exactly…. Ladies inbox me with your applications. |
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"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.
Cheers
Best I can do is average height, off-white, 6/10, and a micro penis
LvM
Sounds perfect, I’ll all for it
What do I do now? I've never got this far with forum flirting!
LvM
Coffee? I feel like it's coffee at least, right?
LvM"
it works for some. I can’t make any promises on this guy though, he may prefer tea?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hahaha I didn’t know if I was allowed to put something like this up ? If I’m not I’ll delete
Well you did the other day so you should know it is ok. "
Quiet, quiet. It's providing good fodder for the blonde, brunette and redhead foursome above. I'm hoping they'll post the video. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Hahaha I didn’t know if I was allowed to put something like this up ? If I’m not I’ll delete
Well you did the other day so you should know it is ok. "
No one chatted though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.
Cheers
I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice? "
Can you do a fake Italian accent while you fuck me with your large hose? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.
Cheers
I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice?
Can you do a fake Italian accent while you fuck me with your large hose? "
I’m sure that can be arranged;) u are gorgeous btw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.
Cheers
I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice?
Can you do a fake Italian accent while you fuck me with your large hose? I’m sure that can be arranged;) u are gorgeous btw "
Thankyou  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.
Cheers
I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice?
Can you do a fake Italian accent while you fuck me with your large hose? I’m sure that can be arranged;) u are gorgeous btw
Thankyou "
can’t send u a message tho xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.
Cheers
I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice?
Can you do a fake Italian accent while you fuck me with your large hose? I’m sure that can be arranged;) u are gorgeous btw
Thankyou can’t send u a message tho xx "
Yeah, too young for me I’m afraid |
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"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.
Cheers
I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice?
Can you do a fake Italian accent while you fuck me with your large hose? "
I can do a Mario impression really well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's not be sexist. Where are the two sexy fireman for all these lovely ladies on here????
I want someone more interesting than a fireman. "
Insurance fraud investigator? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's not be sexist. Where are the two sexy fireman for all these lovely ladies on here????
I want someone more interesting than a fireman.
Insurance fraud investigator?"
Kinky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's not be sexist. Where are the two sexy fireman for all these lovely ladies on here????
I want someone more interesting than a fireman.
Insurance fraud investigator?
Kinky"
They even come with a big stamp that says “denied”. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's not be sexist. Where are the two sexy fireman for all these lovely ladies on here????
I want someone more interesting than a fireman.
Insurance fraud investigator?
Kinky
They even come with a big stamp that says “denied”. "
Oh I need one of those |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry this didn’t go better for you OP.
Shocked.
A second attempt as well ...maybe third time lucky is the key "
Third time is the charm.
Might as well pencil the date in now.
Guaran.
Teed. |
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"I’m K and I’m an Astronaut and I’d like 3 women please, one blonde, one brunette and a red head.
All must have lesbian tendencies…
*checks mailbox
**Just need to find a red head "
I’ve got a red head…See above?
Hang on, are you blonde or brunette? If you’re blonde will you dye your hair so I have the set?
*fist bump OP…thanks 
By the way…go for the astronaut next time…firemen are so last season |
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