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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
I have to wipe down the toilet seat before I can sit on it.
My washing machine is on almost constantly.
New shoes are required every two months. And not for me.
Food bill is extortionate!
Gah, pass me the wine!  |
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"I'd happily pay my entire license fee just for Cbeebies
Just for Bluey. I love Bluey. I mean my daughter loves Bluey.  "
My little one likes the hospital episode the most. I’ve never had so many needles in my life, nor x-rays  |
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The crisps box on top of the tall kitchen cupboard empties itself.
The juice jug in the fridge door always has a centimetre left in the bottom so the last person didn't empty it & therefore had to refill it.
Empty cardboard tubes on the loo roll holders.
Kitchen bin full to overflowing
Trail of cracker crumbs all the way up the stairs when I get home.
New tube of toothpaste started when I know I can get at least another 3 or 4 squeezes out of it.
The list goes on....fuck me I'm tired.  |
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over a year ago
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"I'd happily pay my entire license fee just for Cbeebies
Just for Bluey. I love Bluey. I mean my daughter loves Bluey.
Disney+ has Bluey ;P
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Well I’ll be watching ahead when she’s asleep.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd happily pay my entire license fee just for Cbeebies
Just for Bluey. I love Bluey. I mean my daughter loves Bluey.
My little one likes the hospital episode the most. I’ve never had so many needles in my life, nor x-rays "
Omg LOVE that episode. Also the Taxi one. My favourite is the one where Bluey meets the french guy though.
Bought my little one a Bluey toy and she literally is obsessed with it. So cute. |
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"I'd happily pay my entire license fee just for Cbeebies
Just for Bluey. I love Bluey. I mean my daughter loves Bluey.
My little one likes the hospital episode the most. I’ve never had so many needles in my life, nor x-rays
Omg LOVE that episode. Also the Taxi one. My favourite is the one where Bluey meets the french guy though.
Bought my little one a Bluey toy and she literally is obsessed with it. So cute. "
Snap! Cost a pretty penny to get it shipped from Oz before they released the merchandise here. |
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"Thank you, this thread has fulfilled its contraceptive purpose 
K"
Noooooooo K. Every single person on this list would tell you how absolutely amazing their kids are - and that they couldn’t imagine their lives without them - honest!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you, this thread has fulfilled its contraceptive purpose
K
Noooooooo K. Every single person on this list would tell you how absolutely amazing their kids are - and that they couldn’t imagine their lives without them - honest!! "
Nah I’m with LVM.. child free is the way to go if you value freedom & your sex life (caveat I love mine to the ends of the earth but…)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But …… in my case …… just the slightest glance at me nekid would tell you I’m a mum - from the jelly belly to the baggy boobies.
Thank god for Spanx and underwired bras! "
Get away with you, you look great! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Thank you, this thread has fulfilled its contraceptive purpose
K
I’m with you there K!  "
honestly my kids are my only achievement, yes they can and have been utter knobs but that's only a tiny percentage of the time. You can never so awe-inspired as having created a tiny person.. Yes it's pretty shity at time but the good outways the bad bits a million times over and then again.
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"Thank you, this thread has fulfilled its contraceptive purpose
K
Noooooooo K. Every single person on this list would tell you how absolutely amazing their kids are - and that they couldn’t imagine their lives without them - honest!! "
Being serious for a moment, I sometimes don't know how to feel about the fact our daughter was born. Anyone who knows why I use a wheelchair will possibly understand a bit. But any such thoughts make me feel incredibly guilty so I suppress the fuck out of them |
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"Thank you, this thread has fulfilled its contraceptive purpose
K
Noooooooo K. Every single person on this list would tell you how absolutely amazing their kids are - and that they couldn’t imagine their lives without them - honest!!
Being serious for a moment, I sometimes don't know how to feel about the fact our daughter was born. Anyone who knows why I use a wheelchair will possibly understand a bit. But any such thoughts make me feel incredibly guilty so I suppress the fuck out of them "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Thank you, this thread has fulfilled its contraceptive purpose
K
Noooooooo K. Every single person on this list would tell you how absolutely amazing their kids are - and that they couldn’t imagine their lives without them - honest!!
Being serious for a moment, I sometimes don't know how to feel about the fact our daughter was born. Anyone who knows why I use a wheelchair will possibly understand a bit. But any such thoughts make me feel incredibly guilty so I suppress the fuck out of them "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd happily pay my entire license fee just for Cbeebies
Just for Bluey. I love Bluey. I mean my daughter loves Bluey.
My little one likes the hospital episode the most. I’ve never had so many needles in my life, nor x-rays
Omg LOVE that episode. Also the Taxi one. My favourite is the one where Bluey meets the french guy though.
Bought my little one a Bluey toy and she literally is obsessed with it. So cute.
Snap! Cost a pretty penny to get it shipped from Oz before they released the merchandise here. "
That’s commitment. I love that |
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I've moved on from collecting empty toilet rolls tubes and cereal packets for creative play days, to finding them left on the bathroom floor and in the cupboard, while wishing we were on a play date.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know the theme tune to spongebob, paw patrol and my little pony. I am also well versed in frozen and frozen 2. Nearly word for word in fact. "
I remember spongebob and teletubbies from when I was a kid myself |
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