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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste.
Apart from that? In."
Perfect, the bi-annual bukkake party should take care of that for you Mels 
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By *eliWoman
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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste.
Apart from that? In.
Perfect, the bi-annual bukkake party should take care of that for you Mels
LvM"
Mels  Why has no one called me that before? Make sure you splodge on a bit as well, thanks Lorenzo. |
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"Are the Jaffa cakes used in a sexual manner during the orgy?
They can be, the only limits are your imagination
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*Worries about yeast infections* 
*Buys yeast free cakes*
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*Leaps into the orgy*  |
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"I want all my holes filled with jaffa cakes and gerbils is that ok
Whole or smooshed. (Jaffas, not gerbils )
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I want you to put them in whole and use a very sharp knife to insert them
I meant herbals not gerbils like a herbal teabag |
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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste.
Apart from that? In.
Perfect, the bi-annual bukkake party should take care of that for you Mels
LvM
Mels Why has no one called me that before? Make sure you splodge on a bit as well, thanks Lorenzo."
Leave one of those miniature ones on your tongue and I'll be sure to sort you out... Mels  
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"Are the Jaffa cakes used in a sexual manner during the orgy?
They can be, the only limits are your imagination
LvM
*Worries about yeast infections*
*Buys yeast free cakes*
LvM
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I didn't want to say anything |
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"I want all my holes filled with jaffa cakes and gerbils is that ok
Whole or smooshed. (Jaffas, not gerbils )
LvM
I want you to put them in whole and use a very sharp knife to insert them
I meant herbals not gerbils like a herbal teabag "
I was concerned... but as its only herbals then sure, fine 
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"Are the Jaffa cakes used in a sexual manner during the orgy?
They can be, the only limits are your imagination
LvM
*Worries about yeast infections*
*Buys yeast free cakes*
LvM
I didn't want to say anything "
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"We have but one rule, the eating of Jaffe cakes is actively encouraged. Oh and the weekly orgies... with complimentary Jaffa cakes.
Who's in?
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My missus can't stand chocolate and orange! Are we banned? |
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"Will there be penguins as well pretty please?
*Carefully considers how to safely insert a penguin.....* I think you'd be making the same noise as a penguin trying that
Challenge accepted no baby penguins either, that would be cheating "
Do they make mini penguins? Off to p-p-p-p-pick a multipack up...
^^^She likes group fun  |
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"Will there be penguins as well pretty please?
*Carefully considers how to safely insert a penguin.....* "
You put your left leg in
You put your left leg out
In
Out
In
Out
And shake it all about |
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"We have but one rule, the eating of Jaffe cakes is actively encouraged. Oh and the weekly orgies... with complimentary Jaffa cakes.
Who's in?
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My missus can't stand chocolate and orange! Are we banned?"
Technically but we'll allow you to watch from the window
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"I’m diabetic - Jaffa cakes don’t agree with me…can I still join for the orgies? Xx"
Hmm... do you like the idea of the orange/chocolate combo? If so then jump in, and enjoy some footlong giant cake.
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By *eliWoman
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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste.
Apart from that? In.
Perfect, the bi-annual bukkake party should take care of that for you Mels
LvM
Mels Why has no one called me that before? Make sure you splodge on a bit as well, thanks Lorenzo.
Leave one of those miniature ones on your tongue and I'll be sure to sort you out... Mels
LvM"
*adds mental imagery to wankbank material* |
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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste.
Apart from that? In."
Jesus Christ, Meli! |
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours?
We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring.
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In what world what normal orange Jaffa cakes become boring?? "
The one where lime ones exist |
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By *eliWoman
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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste.
Apart from that? In.
Jesus Christ, Meli! "
I'd say I'm sorry but that would be a lie. |
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"I don't really like jaffa cakes, can someone jizz on them for me first? That salty creaminess will disguise their unpleasant taste.
Apart from that? In.
Jesus Christ, Meli! "
Catch her on the right day and she a fountain of smut
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours?
We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring.
LvM
In what world what normal orange Jaffa cakes become boring??
The one where lime ones exist "
Oh god no! Wash your mouth out with soap |
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours?
We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring.
LvM
In what world what normal orange Jaffa cakes become boring??
The one where lime ones exist
Oh god no! Wash your mouth out with soap "
My mouth is quite small - what soap bar do you recommend? |
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours?
We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring.
LvM
In what world what normal orange Jaffa cakes become boring??
The one where lime ones exist
Oh god no! Wash your mouth out with soap
My mouth is quite small - what soap bar do you recommend? "
Possibly hand soap, that can be squirted right in |
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"Will the Jaffa cakes be in a variety of flavours?
We shall have a monthly rotation so that things don't get too boring.
LvM
In what world what normal orange Jaffa cakes become boring??
The one where lime ones exist
Oh god no! Wash your mouth out with soap
My mouth is quite small - what soap bar do you recommend?
Possibly hand soap, that can be squirted right in "
Do I spit or swallow? Best to squirt a bit across my face, just to be sure  |
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