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"They’re so boring " I'm certain men are biologically wired to be irritated by the female voice, that's why women comedians aren't funny. I mean, they are, but they don't sound it when you hear them | |||
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"They’re so boring I'm certain men are biologically wired to be irritated by the female voice, that's why women comedians aren't funny. I mean, they are, but they don't sound it when you hear them " Very few female comics are actually funny. Whatever anyone tells you. They’re horrendous. Voice or not. | |||
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"The double standards." yeah there always leaving the toilet seat down | |||
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Probably the misogyny | |||
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"The fact they have boobies and I don’t. " I mean, you could. | |||
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"The fact they have boobies and I don’t. I mean, you could." you’re correct, i may actually look into it! | |||
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"How comparatively few of them want to fuck me. And you know what? Still infinitely less irritating than men. " Compared to what though? | |||
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"The way they're always trying to stick things in my butt. LvM" Wait, Rex Holes is a girl?!  | |||
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"The way they're always trying to stick things in my butt. LvM Wait, Rex Holes is a girl?! "He's got a pass. LvM | |||
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"The way they're always trying to stick things in my butt. LvM Wait, Rex Holes is a girl?!
He's got a pass.
LvM"Does he get frequent flyer miles as well? | |||
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"They never put the seat up. Grr!" They never put the seat down x | |||
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"They can't do math! Or always want Mexican food when going out!" Who are you dating man?
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"2 hours for the supermarket?
Probably the misogyny "I can't even be arsed to wear a bra to go to the supermarket and I don't ever wear makeup. Takes me 15-20mins max to get ready for anything. I do not relate to the OP | |||
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"They never put the seat up. Grr! They never put the seat down x" | |||
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"They can't do math! Or always want Mexican food when going out!" Bit of cheek you saying they can’t do math | |||
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"They can't do math! Or always want Mexican food when going out! Who are you dating man?
LvM"A Mexican make up artist with dyscalculia? | |||
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"They can't do math! Or always want Mexican food when going out! Who are you dating man?
LvM"Dating? What is that concept, I've never heard of it | |||
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""Dad jokes" can not stand them. Oh and manchild syndrome-makes me want to scream " CANT STAND THEM either x like really.
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"They can't do math! Or always want Mexican food when going out! Bit of cheek you saying they can’t do math "Legit! I've had a bird ask me math questions because she didn't know the answer | |||
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"They're male " And they just don’t seem to get what’s in my mind, unless it’s not me explicitly telling them what to do or say. So annoying …. Unlike my girl mates who seem to get it just with one specific look/glance | |||
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"They can't do math! Or always want Mexican food when going out! Bit of cheek you saying they can’t do math
Legit! I've had a bird ask me math questions because she didn't know the answer "A talking bird!  | |||
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"When they say will be only 5 minutes and never are" NEVER
Never believe us !
But hey, generally it’s worth the wait | |||
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""What you thinking about?" "Nothing...." How the fuck is that even possible? My wee nut has at least 75 tabs open at the one time." It's easy. We're dim. LvM | |||
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"They can't do math! Or always want Mexican food when going out! Bit of cheek you saying they can’t do math
Legit! I've had a bird ask me math questions because she didn't know the answer
A talking bird! "It's England, they're everywhere here, innit! | |||
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" Probably the misogyny " Unless they have a big dick, then you'll do absolutely anything they want | |||
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" Probably the misogyny Unless they have a big dick, then you'll do absolutely anything they want" That just makes him a really big dick *shrug* | |||
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" Probably the misogyny Unless they have a big dick, then you'll do absolutely anything they want" Aaannndddd there it is! | |||
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"Being honest isn't misogyny. Women prefer bigger dicks. Just own it instead of pretending you don't to avoid looking shallow" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow | |||
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"Being honest isn't misogyny. Women prefer bigger dicks. Just own it instead of pretending you don't to avoid looking shallow" Citation please
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow "Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile | |||
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"Being honest isn't misogyny. Women prefer bigger dicks. Just own it instead of pretending you don't to avoid looking shallow Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow "
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"I want some big thigh pvc fuck me boots in a size 12 that look ace with my tennis shorts and vest." 40 - | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile"r/Whoosh LvM | |||
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" Probably the misogyny Unless they have a big dick, then you'll do absolutely anything they want" If this is intentional irony, then you're a genius but if not, well oh dear... | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile"No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow... | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow..."None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow..."In the sha-ha, sha-ha-llow In the sha-ha-sha-la-la-la-llow In the sha-ha, sha-ha-llow We're far from the shallow... Vagina... now | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here"I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender | |||
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"What is happening?
LvM"Somebody was dissed real bad | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile"Green arrow | |||
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"What is happening?
LvM"I think this fella had one too many pints and entered the wrong thread | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here"You ok? Want to talk about it? | |||
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"What is happening?
LvM
I think this fella had one too many pints and entered the wrong thread "Ah well it's understandable on a *checks calendar*... Wednesday? LvM | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
You ok?
Want to talk about it?"Such a sensitive soul aren't you? | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile"It’s not on mine | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
You ok?
Want to talk about it?
Such a sensitive soul aren't you?"My sensitivity knows no bounds. | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
Green arrow "That takes too much of the speculation out of it though. Ruins the mystery | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here"My profile doesn't say that...granted I'm not looking for any penis though. You sound a bit ranty. Chill ffs. | |||
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"Got to love the white knighting here from guys who all probably have full inboxes and 10 meetups organised for the week and don't understand the real problems small guys have to go through on this site" Can only piss with the dick you’ve got kid. Don’t let it grind you down. | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile"*Checks profile* *Quizzical look* *Hops upstairs to husband (7", if you're asking)* | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender"Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right? | |||
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"Got to love the white knighting here from guys who all probably have full inboxes and 10 meetups organised for the week and don't understand the real problems small guys have to go through on this site" That's hilarious! Feel free to view my veris to see just how wrong you are. | |||
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"A guy can’t say anything on here without the ‘white knighting’ comment being thrown " Because they're always doing it from comfortable positions instead of when theyre actually struggling | |||
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"Got to love the white knighting here from guys who all probably have full inboxes and 10 meetups organised for the week and don't understand the real problems small guys have to go through on this site That's hilarious! Feel free to view my veris to see just how wrong you are." No Doc, embrace your position as one of fab's studs! | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile"No It Isn’t! | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right? "Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
Green arrow
That takes too much of the speculation out of it though. Ruins the mystery " Oh sorry. Wouldn't want to ruin the mystery! | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right? "You want a banana in your vagina (EU standard issue, none of this curves nonsense) *nods firmly* | |||
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"2 hours for the supermarket?
Probably the misogyny " | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
You want a banana in your vagina (EU standard issue, none of this curves nonsense) *nods firmly* "Yeast free Jaffa cake anyone?
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"Women who shout no dick pics your blocked, if I want to see dicks I will ask, their profile is full of pussy pics that wouldn't look out of place on a butcher's slab." Look, it was a terrible industrial accident and I'm still very traumatised | |||
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"Got to love the white knighting here from guys who all probably have full inboxes and 10 meetups organised for the week and don't understand the real problems small guys have to go through on this site That's hilarious! Feel free to view my veris to see just how wrong you are. No Doc, embrace your position as one of fab's studs! " Does that mean I'm to be milked for the Fab IVF clinic? | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you "Oh silly me. My silly woman brain got carried away with itself there. | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you "Women know what they want, they just won't say it publicly because it makes them seem shallow. So they play both sides and only go for big dicks while saying they don't want dicks | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you
Oh silly me. My silly woman brain got carried away with itself there. "How dare you think for yourself, without a man to guide your way | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you
Oh silly me. My silly woman brain got carried away with itself there. "You said that, not me | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you
Women know what they want, they just won't say it publicly because it makes them seem shallow. So they play both sides and only go for big dicks while saying they don't want dicks"But I AM shallow!! Do I need to get the depth gauge out!? | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you
Women know what they want, they just won't say it publicly because it makes them seem shallow. So they play both sides and only go for big dicks while saying they don't want dicks"You're being a ...this is really very tiresome | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you
Women know what they want, they just won't say it publicly because it makes them seem shallow. So they play both sides and only go for big dicks while saying they don't want dicks"Dude, everybody is different | |||
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"A guy can’t say anything on here without the ‘white knighting’ comment being thrown Because they're always doing it from comfortable positions instead of when theyre actually struggling" Its not white knighting, it's because we are terrified of the women folk. They rule with an iron fist(ing dildo) and if any man, big or small dick, were to stand up to them then it would be the end of our mere pitiful existence. | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you
Women know what they want, they just won't say it publicly because it makes them seem shallow. So they play both sides and only go for big dicks while saying they don't want dicks"I know I speak for me and many of my friends when I say I don’t want a big dick. I don’t want my cervix bashed thanks. Also seeing as the g spot isn’t that far inside, why would I want a massive dick in me? | |||
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"A guy can’t say anything on here without the ‘white knighting’ comment being thrown Because they're always doing it from comfortable positions instead of when theyre actually struggling Its not white knighting, it's because we are terrified of the women folk. They rule with an iron fist(ing dildo) and if any man, big or small dick, were to stand up to them then it would be the end of our mere pitiful existence. " Agreed, my junk shrivel to barely more than a baby carrot and two petit pois when I'm near a woman | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile"Sweet Jesus man are you actually reading any profiles? It’s every night mun | |||
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"I find it annoying when we’re told what we supposedly like or want "I know what I like. Moon boobs! x | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you
Women know what they want, they just won't say it publicly because it makes them seem shallow. So they play both sides and only go for big dicks while saying they don't want dicks"I don't have a big dick but I do just fine, it's about more than just the size of your dick | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you
Women know what they want, they just won't say it publicly because it makes them seem shallow. So they play both sides and only go for big dicks while saying they don't want dicks"Being the owner of a none big penis myself, I can confirm that it's not the penis size that is holding you back from the women folk. My averagness at best has managed to allow myself to win over an extremely gorgeous lady that shockingly likes not only it but me too. Funny how not being an actual dick to women goes a long way to barely considering penis size. | |||
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"I find it annoying when we’re told what we supposedly like or want
I know what I like. Moon boobs! x"Total eclipse of the boob | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you
Women know what they want, they just won't say it publicly because it makes them seem shallow. So they play both sides and only go for big dicks while saying they don't want dicks
But I AM shallow!! Do I need to get the depth gauge out!? "76" Or two tubes of orange Jaffa cakes, stacked end to end | |||
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"I find it annoying when we’re told what we supposedly like or want
I know what I like. Moon boobs! x
Total eclipse of the boob "I'm not afraid of the dark x | |||
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"Breathing on me "Even gently on your neck? | |||
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"I find it annoying when we’re told what we supposedly like or want
I know what I like. Moon boobs! x
Total eclipse of the boob "There's nothing I can say | |||
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"Stab in the dark.. Out of all the profiles somebody could message they obviously messaged one of few looking for huge peen and got fucked off. Now they’re bitter." I regularly get told by couples and single women on here that I'm too small for them, that they're looking for something bigger. | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you
Women know what they want, they just won't say it publicly because it makes them seem shallow. So they play both sides and only go for big dicks while saying they don't want dicks
But I AM shallow!! Do I need to get the depth gauge out!?
76"
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"Breathing on me "Is that shallow or deep breathing? | |||
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" Oh but the problem is that I'm shallow
Only if you boil a man down to his penis size, which most of you are doing on this site. "Hung Only" is the headline on every couple and single woman's profile
No, no. You misunderstand my friend. My vagina is shallow...
None of you are shallow enough for the 8 inches minimum that you look for from guys on here
I wish I had the self confidence to speak for an entire gender
Especially one that isn't even your own . What do I know about what I want in my vagina right?
Exactly, you should just sit down and listen to the men Lacey, they clearly know what you want and what is best for you
Women know what they want, they just won't say it publicly because it makes them seem shallow. So they play both sides and only go for big dicks while saying they don't want dicks
But I AM shallow!! Do I need to get the depth gauge out!?
76"
Or two tubes of orange Jaffa cakes, stacked end to end
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"For me it's the classic, waiting 2hrs for the them to get ready to go to a local supermarket for a 5 min shop "The OTHER sex? I’m not getting ANY sex - let alone OTHER sex!! Meh! Re the opposite sex - nothing annoys me about them. People are individuals and characteristics have little to do with a specific sex. I like most men. I like most women. I’m lucky like that. | |||
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"Stab in the dark.. Out of all the profiles somebody could message they obviously messaged one of few looking for huge peen and got fucked off. Now they’re bitter. I regularly get told by couples and single women on here that I'm too small for them, that they're looking for something bigger." Fuck them then, they clearly aren't for you. Well, I guess you wont actually be fucking them but you get my drift. | |||
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"Breathing on me
Even gently on your neck? "I'll bring a peg  | |||
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"The double standards." Double standards go both ways. I can't have a nice box of coconut oil infused tissues on my bedside table without being judged as having a serious masturbation habit when in reality I just enjoy sad films... | |||
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"Breathing on me
Is that shallow or deep breathing?"
Just general breath in and out blowing on my skin | |||
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"Stab in the dark.. Out of all the profiles somebody could message they obviously messaged one of few looking for huge peen and got fucked off. Now they’re bitter. I regularly get told by couples and single women on here that I'm too small for them, that they're looking for something bigger." I’m surprised you haven’t won them over with your personality tbh. | |||
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"The double standards. Double standards go both ways. I can't have a nice box of coconut oil infused tissues on my bedside table without being judged as having a serious masturbation habit when in reality I just enjoy sad films..." You masturbate to sad films... Not kink shaming but... | |||
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"Stab in the dark.. Out of all the profiles somebody could message they obviously messaged one of few looking for huge peen and got fucked off. Now they’re bitter. I regularly get told by couples and single women on here that I'm too small for them, that they're looking for something bigger. I’m surprised you haven’t won them over with your personality tbh." See buddy, this young woman likes you for your personality | |||
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"Breathing on me
Is that shallow or deep breathing?
Just general breath in and out blowing on my skin "I'll hold mine in then | |||
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"Breathing on me
Is that shallow or deep breathing?
Just general breath in and out blowing on my skin "Snorkel and mask might cut it? Handy if it rains. | |||
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"Breathing on me
Is that shallow or deep breathing?
Just general breath in and out blowing on my skin
I'll hold mine in then "Duct tape usually does it | |||
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"Breathing on me
Is that shallow or deep breathing?
Just general breath in and out blowing on my skin
Snorkel and mask might cut it? Handy if it rains." | |||
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"Breathing on me
Is that shallow or deep breathing?
Just general breath in and out blowing on my skin
I'll hold mine in then
Duct tape usually does it "If I have that on me I won't be using it on myself
Sniff torture | |||
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"Breathing on me
Is that shallow or deep breathing?
Just general breath in and out blowing on my skin
I'll hold mine in then
Duct tape usually does it "Seems a waste, wrists are a good use. | |||
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"Where have all the giant cocks gone? "Buried in giant pussys. | |||
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"Breathing on me
Is that shallow or deep breathing?
Just general breath in and out blowing on my skin
I'll hold mine in then
Duct tape usually does it
If I have that on me I won't be using it on myself
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"Breathing on me
Is that shallow or deep breathing?
Just general breath in and out blowing on my skin
I'll hold mine in then
Duct tape usually does it
Seems a waste, wrists are a good use.
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"Breathing on me
Is that shallow or deep breathing?
Just general breath in and out blowing on my skin
I'll hold mine in then
Duct tape usually does it
Seems a waste, wrists are a good use.
How will that stop the breathing!? "When I have a woman restrained I get very hard, I can hold my breath when I am hard. | |||
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"Breathing on me
Is that shallow or deep breathing?
Just general breath in and out blowing on my skin
I'll hold mine in then
Duct tape usually does it
If I have that on me I won't be using it on myself
Sniff torture
If you breath it will be " | |||
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"Pain in the arse.. Say they will message they don't...... Then get ghosted " Being a single guy on fab with a small penis is exactly the same experience haha | |||
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"Pain in the arse.. Say they will message they don't...... Then get ghosted Being a single guy on fab with a small penis is exactly the same experience haha" Still with the penis. | |||
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"Pain in the arse.. Say they will message they don't...... Then get ghosted Being a single guy on fab with a small penis is exactly the same experience haha" I don't think you've told us much about your penis before. Does it have its own profile? | |||
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"Pain in the arse.. Say they will message they don't...... Then get ghosted Being a single guy on fab with a small penis is exactly the same experience haha I don't think you've told us much about your penis before. Does it have its own profile? " No, but there are pictures of it for you all to laugh at | |||
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"Pain in the arse.. Say they will message they don't...... Then get ghosted Being a single guy on fab with a small penis is exactly the same experience haha I don't think you've told us much about your penis before. Does it have its own profile? No, but there are pictures of it for you all to laugh at" I like your light sabre | |||
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"Their constant objections to playing with my penis " In contrast, men never object to playing with my penis. | |||
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"When they say will be only 5 minutes and never are NEVER
Never believe us !
But hey, generally it’s worth the wait " how long does it take before a guy supposed to give up a true gentleman would just head to the pub | |||
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"Pain in the arse.. Say they will message they don't...... Then get ghosted Being a single guy on fab with a small penis is exactly the same experience haha" how your small dick come into this | |||
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"Pain in the arse.. Say they will message they don't...... Then get ghosted Being a single guy on fab with a small penis is exactly the same experience haha how your small dick come into this "Because I'm constantly rejected on here based on my size | |||
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"Pain in the arse.. Say they will message they don't...... Then get ghosted Being a single guy on fab with a small penis is exactly the same experience haha how your small dick come into this
Because I'm constantly rejected on here based on my size"I’m well willing to get a potential ban but honest to god man, it’s not your size, if you were actually honest like you claim women aren’t, then you would just say ‘I’d love people to humiliate me on my cock size so I can get off.’ People would encourage you, you could stop alienating all females and life would be grand. If people are saying no to you it’s because of a bad attitude and calling all the women on here liars And I’m done phew | |||
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"I'm not getting enough D from them "I've vitamin D insufficiency too | |||
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" I’m well willing to get a potential ban but honest to god man, it’s not your size, if you were actually honest like you claim women aren’t, then you would just say ‘I’d love people to humiliate me on my cock size so I can get off.’ People would encourage you, you could stop alienating all females and life would be grand. If people are saying no to you it’s because of a bad attitude and calling all the women on here liars And I’m done phew "I don't want people humiliating me for my size? I just know that women aren't interested in smaller dicks. I joined this site only to get to know people and have some fun, and it turned into a measuring contest whenever I'd message people | |||
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" I’m well willing to get a potential ban but honest to god man, it’s not your size, if you were actually honest like you claim women aren’t, then you would just say ‘I’d love people to humiliate me on my cock size so I can get off.’ People would encourage you, you could stop alienating all females and life would be grand. If people are saying no to you it’s because of a bad attitude and calling all the women on here liars And I’m done phew
I don't want people humiliating me for my size? I just know that women aren't interested in smaller dicks. I joined this site only to get to know people and have some fun, and it turned into a measuring contest whenever I'd message people"Was this a ploy to get your profile views up or something? | |||
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" Was this a ploy to get your profile views up or something? "I don't want guys getting bs advice on here from couples and women who wouldn't talk to them unless they'd asked on the forums. All of you here talking a big game and yet you're probably the kind of couples who've ignored him in the past, so off your high horses | |||
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