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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

As Robbie Williams sang, but seeing as I’m not particularly entertaining,

Let me distract you. In fact let’s distract ourselves.

Distract yourself in the thread, don’t bother with getting on with that bit of work you’ve been procrastinating over, leave it to the very last minute before logging onto the meeting and then pay no attention till you hear,

“Dave, what are your thoughts”.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love distracting others

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I love distracting others

Sorry, I was distracted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was busy being distracted by boobs to see what this is about

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I get distracted very easily

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I get distracted very easily

I don't, I'm totally focused on anything I'm....SQUIRREL!!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I get distracted very easily

I bet the profile pic of the poster above you distracted you.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I get distracted very easily

I don't, I'm totally focused on anything I'm....SQUIRREL!!"

Where!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Distractions are often good.

Saves on thinking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Distractions are often good.

Saves on thinking."

I tried.

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

This thread is describing my kink, even the desire to be a Dave.

I feel shamed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get distracted very easily

I don't, I'm totally focused on anything I'm....SQUIRREL!!"

(

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Distractions are often good.

Saves on thinking.

I tried. "

I’m not sure eating a samosa counts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Distractions are often good.

Saves on thinking.

I tried.

I’m not sure eating a samosa counts."

You remember the samosa but not the boobs.

Hurtful.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"This thread is describing my kink, even the desire to be a Dave.

I feel shamed.

So you should.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love distracting others

Sorry, I was distracted.

Shit missed this. Was distracted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Distractions are often good.

Saves on thinking.

I tried.

I’m not sure eating a samosa counts.

You remember the samosa but not the boobs.

Hurtful.

Oh.

Awkward, I thought you meant you tried to distract yourself.

Yes, your boobs definitely helped distract me.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Distractions are often good.

Saves on thinking.

I tried.

I’m not sure eating a samosa counts.

You remember the samosa but not the boobs.

Hurtful.

Boobs !!!!!

First Squirrel and now Boobs. Crikey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Distractions are often good.

Saves on thinking.

I tried.

I’m not sure eating a samosa counts.

You remember the samosa but not the boobs.

Hurtful.

Boobs !!!!!

First Squirrel and now Boobs. Crikey. "

Just don't imagine the two together

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Distractions are often good.

Saves on thinking.

I tried.

I’m not sure eating a samosa counts.

You remember the samosa but not the boobs.

Hurtful.

Boobs !!!!!

First Squirrel and now Boobs. Crikey.

Just don't imagine the two together

Squoobs or Buirrels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im so lost

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im so lost

Google maps

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple over a year ago

on the move

Don't need any excuse to ignore work, and open websites etc

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Im so lost

Google maps"

The Ordanance Survey do some great maps, I love maps, except the ones of Halifax and Chalfont St Giles.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Who's Dave

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"This thread is describing my kink, even the desire to be a Dave.

I feel shamed.

So you should.

And so I do.

Tell me Dave, can I call you Dave? Tell me Dave, do you ever sit of an afternoon, stroking your handsone penis but not in a sexual way, more in a contemplative way, as you would stroke your chin while doing sums, for example...

Do you ever sit there and muse on just how close the world got to a live-action Superman movie with Nicholas Cage in the titular role? Do you, Dave?

Because I do, Dave. And now, you must too.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm distracted by your little book of wisdom Fiddles, wondering what truths I might find in it

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Who's Dave

You know Dave, he sits next to Eamon on the bus.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Who's Dave

You know Dave, he sits next to Eamon on the bus. "

The ones at the back licking the windows

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"This thread is describing my kink, even the desire to be a Dave.

I feel shamed.

So you should.

And so I do.

Do you ever sit there and muse on just how close the world got to a live-action Superman movie with Nicholas Cage in the titular role? Do you, Dave?

Because I do, Dave. And now, you must too.

It’s funny because no I don’t. I often muse over matters whilst stroking my scrotum, but then I realise it’s been 4 weeks since I mowed the back lawn.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Sorry what are we doing? I got distracted by hot pics again

LvM

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sorry what are we doing? I got distracted by hot pics again

LvM"

I’m busy stroking my scrotum.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Who's Dave

You know Dave, he sits next to Eamon on the bus.

The ones at the back licking the windows

Yep, that’s them.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Sorry

I’ve been distracted.

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Sorry

I’ve been distracted.

Next time you do this thread, please call it WELCOME TO THE PROCRASTINARIUM, in all-caps because all-caps is sexier

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sorry

I’ve been distracted.

Next time you do this thread, please call it WELCOME TO THE PROCRASTINARIUM, in all-caps because all-caps is sexier

Wellington

Edinburgh

Lima

Caracas

Oslo

Mogadishu

Edinburgh

Tallinn

Ottawa

Tunis

Helsinki

Edinburgh

Prague

Riga

Oslo

Caracas

Riyadh

Ankara

Santiago

Tehran

Islamabad

Nairobi

Amsterdam

Reykjavik

Islamabad

Ulaanbaatar

Montevideo.

There you go, spelt out all caps.

Tadarrrr, I thank you.

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Sorry

I’ve been distracted.

Next time you do this thread, please call it WELCOME TO THE PROCRASTINARIUM, in all-caps because all-caps is sexier

Wellington

Edinburgh

Lima

Caracas

Oslo

Mogadishu

Edinburgh

Tallinn

Ottawa

Tunis

Helsinki

Edinburgh

Prague

Riga

Oslo

Caracas

Riyadh

Ankara

Santiago

Tehran

Islamabad

Nairobi

Amsterdam

Reykjavik

Islamabad

Ulaanbaatar

Montevideo.

There you go, spelt out all caps.

Tadarrrr, I thank you.

You've outdone yourself!

Outstanding dedication!

Unbelievable!

Nothing productive done today!

Excellent procrastinating!

Really good form!

Damn, Fidds!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sorry

I’ve been distracted.

Next time you do this thread, please call it WELCOME TO THE PROCRASTINARIUM, in all-caps because all-caps is sexier

Wellington

Edinburgh

Lima

Caracas

Oslo

Mogadishu

Edinburgh

Tallinn

Ottawa

Tunis

Helsinki

Edinburgh

Prague

Riga

Oslo

Caracas

Riyadh

Ankara

Santiago

Tehran

Islamabad

Nairobi

Amsterdam

Reykjavik

Islamabad

Ulaanbaatar

Montevideo.

There you go, spelt out all caps.

Tadarrrr, I thank you.

You've outdone yourself!

Outstanding dedication!

Unbelievable!

Nothing productive done today!

Excellent procrastinating!

Really good form!

Damn, Fidds!

Haha very good.

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