Try not to stand on cracks or lines on the floor I do it every morning going in work up the condiment isle if I can not step on any lines I will achieve the pick rate lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Count magpies and salute a single one

Glad I'm not the only one

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By *reat me rightWoman over a year ago

Rotherham

Emtimps and bun buns plus sheep on hills having 2 long legs and 2 short ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t walk under those road directions signs with two poles holding them up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a bath on a sunday night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sneak into my Dads bedroom why hes out and wank over his porn mags.

The staff at the care home give me funny looks but the 1970s bushes are worth it.

Mr W&W

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By *airymagicWoman over a year ago

goblin city

Eat salad cream buttys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Act like a kid!

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Yawn r@pe. To the extent that I need self control when strangers nearby yawn

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By *ylonlover87Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

Wear girls undies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New pjs and slippers on Christmas eve, waiting to see what Santa's brought me. He is real so mehhh.

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Talk to cats and dogs in a daft high pitched voice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talk to cats and dogs in a daft high pitched voice."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Section all my food into worst bits and best bits. Roasties always last! "

I still do this too and get told off by my dad

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