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Fabbers, can you help me with this?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I didn’t want to do this but I think we need it given the intense discussions we keep having recently.

So I have some plants- you can see them in my pics. Anyway, I need some more plants or other things to cover my penis with in pics. Please can you donate something for me to cover my bits with?

TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE GETTING ME TO COVER MY BALLS WITH NEXT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I SMELL A PHOTO CHALLENGE COMING ON

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By *hunkymonkey81Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Nettles lol

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A clit sucker

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Cacti would be the obvious choice aesthetically but you'd definitely run the risk of inadvertant needleplay.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

A pussy pump.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A clit sucker

Wow. Do you think it’ll be big enough? Is it bigger than a lynx can?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nettles lol"

I think I could do it. Outdoor pic coming soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cacti would be the obvious choice aesthetically but you'd definitely run the risk of inadvertant needleplay. "

I like pain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pussy pump.

LvM"

oh go on then.

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Cacti would be the obvious choice aesthetically but you'd definitely run the risk of inadvertant needleplay.

I like pain.

Then crack on! Or rather prick on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cacti would be the obvious choice aesthetically but you'd definitely run the risk of inadvertant needleplay.

I like pain.

Then crack on! Or rather prick on.

I happen to be something of a prick myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My hand ?

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By *issEmmWoman over a year ago

Bournemouth

A lampshade?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe use a cheesestring?

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman over a year ago

.•°°

Sunflowers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My hand ? "

Mace, how soon can you get here?

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

A kinder beuno. You can snap segments off to pop in your mouth just like a penis.

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Cactus

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A lampshade?"

Oh you genius I want to kiss you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe use a cheesestring? "

You think a lot of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sunflowers

I do love sunflowers. Like LOVE them. So I’ll see what flowers little Tesco have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

venus fly trap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A kinder beuno. You can snap segments off to pop in your mouth just like a penis. "

Omg your penis does that too?

SNAP!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Go down the woods use the blue bells to cover your modesty x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cactus

I love succulents.

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By *hubby CoupleCouple over a year ago

Essex

[Removed by poster at 12/04/22 16:45:56]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll donate my vase of daffodils!

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"A kinder beuno. You can snap segments off to pop in your mouth just like a penis.

Omg your penis does that too?

SNAP!"

The crunch that releases the filling is so satisfying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not technically a plant but try a 4leafclover supposed to be lucky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An umbrella.. whether you need a cocktail or a oversized one is yet to be determined.

Please display your penis so we can give the best advice.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman over a year ago

.•°°

"Sunflowers

I do love sunflowers. Like LOVE them. So I’ll see what flowers little Tesco have

Ooooh i love them too, you have to do it now.

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By *issEmmWoman over a year ago

Bournemouth

"A lampshade?

Oh you genius I want to kiss you. "

Ooh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An umbrella.. whether you need a cocktail or a oversized one is yet to be determined.

Please display your penis so we can give the best advice."

My penis is already on show! I would LOVE you to check it out. I genuinely think cocktail will do

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

A penis fly trap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mouse trap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A kinder egg

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Mother in law's tongue. Its a plant honestly

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"venus fly trap"

Ha was going to say the same. I'm shaking my fist at you now.

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

We're entering tulip season...

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Do you own a sewing box? Take your pick between a needle or a thimble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An umbrella.. whether you need a cocktail or a oversized one is yet to be determined.

Please display your penis so we can give the best advice.

My penis is already on show! I would LOVE you to check it out. I genuinely think cocktail will do

Let's go with a top hat.. girth for days DAMNNN

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An umbrella.. whether you need a cocktail or a oversized one is yet to be determined.

Please display your penis so we can give the best advice.

My penis is already on show! I would LOVE you to check it out. I genuinely think cocktail will do

Let's go with a top hat.. girth for days DAMNNN

"
deal! I can make that work I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll donate my vase of daffodils! "

I’ll come over and grab them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A kinder beuno. You can snap segments off to pop in your mouth just like a penis.

Omg your penis does that too?

SNAP!

The crunch that releases the filling is so satisfying"

When it fills your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not technically a plant but try a 4leafclover supposed to be lucky"

Tad small so I might draw it on some paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sunflowers

I do love sunflowers. Like LOVE them. So I’ll see what flowers little Tesco have

Ooooh i love them too, you have to do it now.

Trust me I will! I’ve written it down!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Hobnob.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A penis fly trap "

Do you have one I can borrow?

how about a duet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A mouse trap

One of the cheese ones. I love cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A kinder egg"

I can work the angles. Although they’ve been called back. There was a thread about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mother in law's tongue. Its a plant honestly

What plant is it? I’m interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We're entering tulip season..."

If I can find two lips I’ll take a pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you own a sewing box? Take your pick between a needle or a thimble

I have a thimble. Maybe it can be like a hat? For my willy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A Hobnob."

Sounds messy. But you inspire me.

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By *uicy 2020Woman over a year ago

London

I have plenty of plants you could utilise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have plenty of plants you could utilise

You do?

Maybe you can take some pictures of me with them

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

A tennis ball with a hole in it

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By *uicy 2020Woman over a year ago

London

"I have plenty of plants you could utilise

You do?

Maybe you can take some pictures of me with them

Or what about a pickle???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A tennis ball with a hole in it

I can do that. Along with my tennis racket. It’ll be great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have plenty of plants you could utilise

You do?

Maybe you can take some pictures of me with them

Or what about a pickle???

Maybe a jar?

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By *uicy 2020Woman over a year ago

London

Or what about a pickle???

Maybe a jar? "

I have a jar of pickles in my fridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Or what about a pickle???

Maybe a jar?

I have a jar of pickles in my fridge

I’ll be right over

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Would you like to borrow my bush?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Mother in law's tongue. Its a plant honestly

What plant is it? I’m interested

A spikey one

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By *d4fun73Man over a year ago

Shipley

Monkey jar plants.. You'll have to look it up! But it's carnivorous

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By *aiseiMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I can vouch for Makita drills…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunno but only cover your bits. Your body is hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dunno but only cover your bits. Your body is hot.

Whatever I do, shall I send to your box

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you like to borrow my bush?

I thought you’d never ask! When can I come and get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mother in law's tongue. Its a plant honestly

What plant is it? I’m interested

A spikey one

Oooft. She sounds like my kinda woman

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Would you like to borrow my bush?

I thought you’d never ask! When can I come and get it

Just give me a bit of time to trim it. It's got a bit straggly over winter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Monkey jar plants.. You'll have to look it up! But it's carnivorous

"
I like your thinking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can vouch for Makita drills….."
oh I think you’re selling them well in your pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you like to borrow my bush?

I thought you’d never ask! When can I come and get it

Just give me a bit of time to trim it. It's got a bit straggly over winter"

Straggly works for me. But you trim it if you want

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By *uicy 2020Woman over a year ago

London

How about just the back of my head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How about just the back of my head?

I think that would be a very very pretty picture.

How soon can we do it

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