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A handjob is like a granny smith apple

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

Not your first choice but you thank the lunch lady anyways

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Hand jobs are most important foreplay criteria

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not your first choice but you thank the lunch lady anyways"

Sounds like my school!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer a Braeburn

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Only if she spits on it first

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

"Hand jobs are most important foreplay criteria "

They are underated

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

"Only if she spits on it first "

I don't like spit on my apples

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I'll take a granny over pretty much anything.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Only if she spits on it first

I don't like spit on my apples"

Do you prefer them gently nibbled or full on devoured?

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

"Only if she spits on it first

I don't like spit on my apples

Do you prefer them gently nibbled or full on devoured?"

Extra sloppy

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I tend to find Granny Smith’s a bit tart.

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

"I tend to find Granny Smith’s a bit tart.

Yet my lunch lady never offered me a hand job. Rude.

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By *il sub princessWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

"I'll take a granny over pretty much anything. "

I'm a granny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't understand

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I'll take a granny over pretty much anything.

I'm a granny "

The defence rests, your honour.

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By *he Private PhotographerMan over a year ago

chester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a granny over pretty much anything.

I'm a granny "

Have a hand job off you anytime

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

Granny’s are sour. Pink ladies are sweeter.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'll take a granny over pretty much anything. "

Same, they are my go-to apple variety

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck off granny smith apples are my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love them! Prefer them to BJ's handjobs to me are like pink ladies, sweet filling and once completed you're satisfied

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