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Ladies, would you use a penis pump on your clit?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If so how big d’ya think you could get it? 
Love and Penis pump 
Only if I could make it big enough to bum you with  "
I ‘could’ be persuaded in this instance but I’d have to see what it looked like first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Then make balloon animals.
Clitopotamus.
this has single-handedly just bought me out of my depresso mood with an absolute LOL  Px "
Let’s have a butchers then  |
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"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?
Love and Penis pump
Only if I could make it big enough to bum you with
I ‘could’ be persuaded in this instance but I’d have to see what it looked like first "
For you I'd make sure it was the same size and shape as a Lidl snack cucumber. The same as you enjoyed last week |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Then make balloon animals.
Clitopotamus.
They’re a bit angry aren’t they?
You ever bit one?
That’s anger.
Not a hippo."
The closest I’ve ever been to a hippo was playing the game hungry hippopotamusisisis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then make balloon animals.
Clitopotamus.
They’re a bit angry aren’t they?
You ever bit one?
That’s anger.
Not a hippo.
The closest I’ve ever been to a hippo was playing the game hungry hippopotamusisisis "
That the version with hippos from the caliphate? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?
Love and Penis pump
Only if I could make it big enough to bum you with
I ‘could’ be persuaded in this instance but I’d have to see what it looked like first
For you I'd make sure it was the same size and shape as a Lidl snack cucumber. The same as you enjoyed last week "
It was still in the jar though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love vaginas but that visual is doing nothing for me 
What!!! A big pumped clitosterous is where it’s happening "
I’d imagine it would look like a roll on deodorant. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Then make balloon animals.
Clitopotamus.
They’re a bit angry aren’t they?
You ever bit one?
That’s anger.
Not a hippo.
The closest I’ve ever been to a hippo was playing the game hungry hippopotamusisisis
That the version with hippos from the caliphate? "
I’d say yes even though I’ve not seen it
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" use something better designed for it, like a clit sucker.
Ooooooo, my lips. Pull yer knickers off then 
I would, but I don’t wear them  "
I’ve heard you do  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love vaginas but that visual is doing nothing for me
What!!! A big pumped clitosterous is where it’s happening
I’d imagine it would look like a roll on deodorant."
Sure thing  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!
I know right, I did him a favour 
You was the one that planted the idea "
I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag! |
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"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!
I know right, I did him a favour
You was the one that planted the idea
I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag!"
Was that what you were pumping up last night?!!!?!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!
I know right, I did him a favour
You was the one that planted the idea
I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag!"
You little fibber you |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!
I know right, I did him a favour
You was the one that planted the idea
I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag!
Was that what you were pumping up last night?!!!?!? "
I got bored...thought I'd see what happened... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!
I know right, I did him a favour
You was the one that planted the idea
I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag!
Was that what you were pumping up last night?!!!?!?
I got bored...thought I'd see what happened... "
She tried one of her nips. I’ve seen the photo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nah I reckon it would hurt. I like gentle
And you wanted to stand on my plums in yer high heels as well 
Only coz you made me do it! "
How can I make you when I was tied up? |
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"It would help men find it
It’s that little hangy thing at the back of the throat right?
The thing that tickles your Japs eye? "
That’s the one, tho I lack the correct measurements to get at the Japs eye tickler. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would help men find it
It’s that little hangy thing at the back of the throat right?
The thing that tickles your Japs eye?
That’s the one, tho I lack the correct measurements to get at the Japs eye tickler."
You need a penis pump for that |
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"It would help men find it
It’s that little hangy thing at the back of the throat right?
The thing that tickles your Japs eye?
That’s the one, tho I lack the correct measurements to get at the Japs eye tickler.
You need a penis pump for that "
Then I’m in the right thread after all |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?
Love and Penis pump "
I did on Saturday- you may not have noticed it went missing. That sticky stuff wasn’t cider though!! 3 inches so that’s 6 fab inches right?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooo god am I really going to tell this story again ok here we go
Went down the rabbit hole on porn one night
Came across a interesting video whare a woman used a pussy pump on her bum hole
I thought mmmm that’s something you don’t see ever day
Though it would make a grate fab pic
So oderd a pussy pump
It came though I would try it out
Ooo it worked on to good pumped it up to about 4 times the size after about 10 minutes it didn’t go back to normal I got quite scared
End up have a pumped up bum hole for 16 hours had to sit on a ice pack and left quite a black and blue mark
Never got pick as I was worried it was going to be a hospital job
The marks can be seen in 30 November 2020 pic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?
Love and Penis pump
I did on Saturday- you may not have noticed it went missing. That sticky stuff wasn’t cider though!! 3 inches so that’s 6 fab inches right? "
So that’s what you were doing in the corner then? It looked like you were pulling your knickers out of your arse cheeks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooo god am I really going to tell this story again ok here we go
Went down the rabbit hole on porn one night
Came across a interesting video whare a woman used a pussy pump on her bum hole
I thought mmmm that’s something you don’t see ever day
Though it would make a grate fab pic
So oderd a pussy pump
It came though I would try it out
Ooo it worked on to good pumped it up to about 4 times the size after about 10 minutes it didn’t go back to normal I got quite scared
End up have a pumped up bum hole for 16 hours had to sit on a ice pack and left quite a black and blue mark
Never got pick as I was worried it was going to be a hospital job
The marks can be seen in 30 November 2020 pic"
Jesus H |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo god am I really going to tell this story again ok here we go
Went down the rabbit hole on porn one night
Came across a interesting video whare a woman used a pussy pump on her bum hole
I thought mmmm that’s something you don’t see ever day
Though it would make a grate fab pic
So oderd a pussy pump
It came though I would try it out
Ooo it worked on to good pumped it up to about 4 times the size after about 10 minutes it didn’t go back to normal I got quite scared
End up have a pumped up bum hole for 16 hours had to sit on a ice pack and left quite a black and blue mark
Never got pick as I was worried it was going to be a hospital job
The marks can be seen in 30 November 2020 pic
Jesus H "
Funny not but not back then ha ha |
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