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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

If so how big d’ya think you could get it?

Love and Penis pump

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Then make balloon animals.

Clitopotamus.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No

It’s too small and I can’t find it to try it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Then make balloon animals.

Clitopotamus."

They’re a bit angry aren’t they?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No

It’s too small and I can’t find it to try it "

You’re obviously talking about the pump here aren’t you?

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?

Love and Penis pump "

Only if I could make it big enough to bum you with

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Then make balloon animals.

Clitopotamus."

this has single-handedly just bought me out of my depresso mood with an absolute LOL Px

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You and your new toy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Then make balloon animals.

Clitopotamus.

They’re a bit angry aren’t they? "

You ever bit one?

That’s anger.

Not a hippo.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?

Love and Penis pump

Only if I could make it big enough to bum you with "

I ‘could’ be persuaded in this instance but I’d have to see what it looked like first

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

use something better designed for it, like a clit sucker.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Then make balloon animals.

Clitopotamus.

this has single-handedly just bought me out of my depresso mood with an absolute LOL Px "

Let’s have a butchers then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love vaginas but that visual is doing nothing for me

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


" You and your new toy "

Bugger off it was my present to you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It would help men find it

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By *adyJayneWoman  over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

I'd much rather use an actual clit pump/suction cup... Because that would actually fit and form a seal

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?

Love and Penis pump

Only if I could make it big enough to bum you with

I ‘could’ be persuaded in this instance but I’d have to see what it looked like first "

For you I'd make sure it was the same size and shape as a Lidl snack cucumber. The same as you enjoyed last week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It would help men find it"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Then make balloon animals.

Clitopotamus.

They’re a bit angry aren’t they?

You ever bit one?

That’s anger.

Not a hippo."

The closest I’ve ever been to a hippo was playing the game hungry hippopotamusisisis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" You and your new toy

Bugger off it was my present to you "

That was too funny man

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


" use something better designed for it, like a clit sucker."

Ooooooo, my lips. Pull yer knickers off then

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!"

I hope it’s getting a lot of use

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Then make balloon animals.

Clitopotamus.

They’re a bit angry aren’t they?

You ever bit one?

That’s anger.

Not a hippo.

The closest I’ve ever been to a hippo was playing the game hungry hippopotamusisisis "

That the version with hippos from the caliphate?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I love vaginas but that visual is doing nothing for me "

What!!! A big pumped clitosterous is where it’s happening

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


" use something better designed for it, like a clit sucker.

Ooooooo, my lips. Pull yer knickers off then "

I would, but I don’t wear them

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"It would help men find it"

Would it help stop you ladies moaning about it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I'd much rather use an actual clit pump/suction cup... Because that would actually fit and form a seal "

Where’s your sense of adventure?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?

Love and Penis pump

Only if I could make it big enough to bum you with

I ‘could’ be persuaded in this instance but I’d have to see what it looked like first

For you I'd make sure it was the same size and shape as a Lidl snack cucumber. The same as you enjoyed last week "

It was still in the jar though

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Nah I reckon it would hurt. I like gentle

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


" You and your new toy

Bugger off it was my present to you

That was too funny man "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love vaginas but that visual is doing nothing for me

What!!! A big pumped clitosterous is where it’s happening "

I’d imagine it would look like a roll on deodorant.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I love vaginas but that visual is doing nothing for me

What!!! A big pumped clitosterous is where it’s happening

I’d imagine it would look like a roll on deodorant."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!"

I know right, I did him a favour

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Then make balloon animals.

Clitopotamus.

They’re a bit angry aren’t they?

You ever bit one?

That’s anger.

Not a hippo.

The closest I’ve ever been to a hippo was playing the game hungry hippopotamusisisis

That the version with hippos from the caliphate? "

I’d say yes even though I’ve not seen it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


" use something better designed for it, like a clit sucker.

Ooooooo, my lips. Pull yer knickers off then

I would, but I don’t wear them "

I’ve heard you do

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Nah I reckon it would hurt. I like gentle "

And you wanted to stand on my plums in yer high heels as well

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I love vaginas but that visual is doing nothing for me

What!!! A big pumped clitosterous is where it’s happening

I’d imagine it would look like a roll on deodorant."

Sure thing

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!

I know right, I did him a favour "

You was the one that planted the idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It would help men find it"

Beat me to it

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By *olden PoleMan  over a year ago

Kent


"It would help men find it"

It’s that little hangy thing at the back of the throat right?

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By *olden PoleMan  over a year ago

Kent


"It would help men find it

Beat me to it "

What kinda men you two ladies meeting?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!

I know right, I did him a favour

You was the one that planted the idea "

I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag!

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!

I know right, I did him a favour

You was the one that planted the idea

I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag!"

Was that what you were pumping up last night?!!!?!?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"It would help men find it

Beat me to it "

If men can’t find the clit then why don’t women show them where it is during sex??? (chinchin)

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"It would help men find it

It’s that little hangy thing at the back of the throat right?"

The thing that tickles your Japs eye?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!

I know right, I did him a favour

You was the one that planted the idea

I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag!"

You little fibber you

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!

I know right, I did him a favour

You was the one that planted the idea

I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag!

Was that what you were pumping up last night?!!!?!? "

I got bored...thought I'd see what happened...

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nah I reckon it would hurt. I like gentle

And you wanted to stand on my plums in yer high heels as well "

Only coz you made me do it!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"See... I knew you wanted it really Harold!

I know right, I did him a favour

You was the one that planted the idea

I'm still not sure how it ended up in my bloody bag!

Was that what you were pumping up last night?!!!?!?

I got bored...thought I'd see what happened... "

She tried one of her nips. I’ve seen the photo

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Nah I reckon it would hurt. I like gentle

And you wanted to stand on my plums in yer high heels as well

Only coz you made me do it! "

How can I make you when I was tied up?

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By *olden PoleMan  over a year ago

Kent


"It would help men find it

It’s that little hangy thing at the back of the throat right?

The thing that tickles your Japs eye? "

That’s the one, tho I lack the correct measurements to get at the Japs eye tickler.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"It would help men find it

It’s that little hangy thing at the back of the throat right?

The thing that tickles your Japs eye?

That’s the one, tho I lack the correct measurements to get at the Japs eye tickler."

You need a penis pump for that

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By *olden PoleMan  over a year ago

Kent


"It would help men find it

It’s that little hangy thing at the back of the throat right?

The thing that tickles your Japs eye?

That’s the one, tho I lack the correct measurements to get at the Japs eye tickler.

You need a penis pump for that "

Then I’m in the right thread after all

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?

Love and Penis pump "

I did on Saturday- you may not have noticed it went missing. That sticky stuff wasn’t cider though!! 3 inches so that’s 6 fab inches right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooo god am I really going to tell this story again ok here we go

Went down the rabbit hole on porn one night

Came across a interesting video whare a woman used a pussy pump on her bum hole

I thought mmmm that’s something you don’t see ever day

Though it would make a grate fab pic

So oderd a pussy pump

It came though I would try it out

Ooo it worked on to good pumped it up to about 4 times the size after about 10 minutes it didn’t go back to normal I got quite scared

End up have a pumped up bum hole for 16 hours had to sit on a ice pack and left quite a black and blue mark

Never got pick as I was worried it was going to be a hospital job

The marks can be seen in 30 November 2020 pic

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"If so how big d’ya think you could get it?

Love and Penis pump

I did on Saturday- you may not have noticed it went missing. That sticky stuff wasn’t cider though!! 3 inches so that’s 6 fab inches right? "

So that’s what you were doing in the corner then? It looked like you were pulling your knickers out of your arse cheeks

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Oooo god am I really going to tell this story again ok here we go

Went down the rabbit hole on porn one night

Came across a interesting video whare a woman used a pussy pump on her bum hole

I thought mmmm that’s something you don’t see ever day

Though it would make a grate fab pic

So oderd a pussy pump

It came though I would try it out

Ooo it worked on to good pumped it up to about 4 times the size after about 10 minutes it didn’t go back to normal I got quite scared

End up have a pumped up bum hole for 16 hours had to sit on a ice pack and left quite a black and blue mark

Never got pick as I was worried it was going to be a hospital job

The marks can be seen in 30 November 2020 pic"

Jesus H

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooo god am I really going to tell this story again ok here we go

Went down the rabbit hole on porn one night

Came across a interesting video whare a woman used a pussy pump on her bum hole

I thought mmmm that’s something you don’t see ever day

Though it would make a grate fab pic

So oderd a pussy pump

It came though I would try it out

Ooo it worked on to good pumped it up to about 4 times the size after about 10 minutes it didn’t go back to normal I got quite scared

End up have a pumped up bum hole for 16 hours had to sit on a ice pack and left quite a black and blue mark

Never got pick as I was worried it was going to be a hospital job

The marks can be seen in 30 November 2020 pic

Jesus H "

Funny not but not back then ha ha

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm glad I've got covid so I slept through this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I'm glad I've got covid so I slept through this "

You missed Posh getting all excited earlier

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm glad I've got covid so I slept through this

You missed Posh getting all excited earlier "

I've experienced that phenomena. It's not for the faint hearted

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

No , I'd use the penis pump on you OP so you can stop stealing other people's dick pics

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