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Flirty flirtatious flirtuatous fun.
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I know, I made flirtuatous up.
The thing I like most in fab is flirting with people, it’s fun but also nice to make yourself and the flirtee feel a little bit better about themselves.
Who actually likes a bit of flirting sake even if you know that’s it’s unlikely to go further for any number of reasons.
Anyway I know I’ve kind of raised a question that can be debated, but have a little flirt as you do.    |
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"I haven’t read the OP but I’m down for whatever this is about 
Anally inserted pineapples 
I said I was down for whatever. Will you be doing the insertion? "
I certainly will. There’s two options, dry or swarfega coated pineapple. |
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"I haven’t read the OP but I’m down for whatever this is about
Anally inserted pineapples
I said I was down for whatever. Will you be doing the insertion?
I certainly will. There’s two options, dry or swarfega coated pineapple. "
Did it, it’s Tuesday. Go in dry  |
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"I haven’t read the OP but I’m down for whatever this is about
Anally inserted pineapples
I said I was down for whatever. Will you be doing the insertion?
I certainly will. There’s two options, dry or swarfega coated pineapple.
Did it, it’s Tuesday. Go in dry "
Sod it* |
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"Good morning flirty Fiddles. I think your penis is looking at me in a flirty manner
It definitely is. He’s called flopsy and this is his impression of a seal pup lounging in the sun on the beach. "
Aww. A lovely image. Though Flopsy sounds like a cute bunny that needs petting and stroking. Maybe even taking up in your arms and cuddling and kissing |
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Love flirting, both online and in person. I am definitely much bolder and more obvious when flirting online, in person I tend to get a little shy, and blush lots (but apparently that works to let people know I like them anyway!)
MJ x |
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"I’m shy
Hello Shy, I’m Fiddles. I’d like to bring you out of your shell.
I’m also a terrible liar….you can break into my shell anytime xx"
I’ve a vision of you in a giant scallop shell like Venus. |
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"Love flirting, both online and in person. I am definitely much bolder and more obvious when flirting online, in person I tend to get a little shy, and blush lots (but apparently that works to let people know I like them anyway!)
MJ x "
Yes, im also much bolder online but really quite shy and coy in person, but i hope that is endearing |
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"Good morning flirty Fiddles. I think your penis is looking at me in a flirty manner
It definitely is. He’s called flopsy and this is his impression of a seal pup lounging in the sun on the beach.
Aww. A lovely image. Though Flopsy sounds like a cute bunny that needs petting and stroking. Maybe even taking up in your arms and cuddling and kissing "
What a marvellous idea. Although I think Flopsy would quickly become Bouncy. |
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"Love flirting, both online and in person. I am definitely much bolder and more obvious when flirting online, in person I tend to get a little shy, and blush lots (but apparently that works to let people know I like them anyway!)
MJ x "
I love making people blush |
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"I love a little flirt.
It just takes me ages to get to a place where I feel confident doing it, as I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable / creeped out "
Lemme try that again 
Ditto, also I'm generally completely oblivious to others flirting with me unless they're very overt with it 
LvM |
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over a year ago
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"I love a little flirt.
It just takes me ages to get to a place where I feel confident doing it, as I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable / creeped out
Lemme try that again
Ditto, also I'm generally completely oblivious to others flirting with me unless they're very overt with it
LvM"
Aww I liked the gobbledegook you first came out with. Gutted. |
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"I love a little flirt.
It just takes me ages to get to a place where I feel confident doing it, as I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable / creeped out
Lemme try that again
Ditto, also I'm generally completely oblivious to others flirting with me unless they're very overt with it
LvM"
Yep. Mine start with just a bit of eye contact and a smile... never know if a returned smile is just polite or not so I hardly ever take it further.
It needs to be very obvious (physically touch or a kiss) before it clicks with me.
We'd be crap at flirting with each other |
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"I like flirting, I would like it to go further.
Good post op, today is definitely a flirting type of day.
How much further? Further than that can of cream reached? "
You can’t imagine how far this cream would reach |
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I adore a good flirt, if it leads to more, then great.. if not, like you say, it just puts a smile on both parties faces, even if it's just for a little while.
Everyone enjoys a flirt, id assume, but I know my ex wouldn't unless she had an intention of it going further or it was "pointless" as she put it |
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"I love a little flirt.
It just takes me ages to get to a place where I feel confident doing it, as I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable / creeped out
Lemme try that again
Ditto, also I'm generally completely oblivious to others flirting with me unless they're very overt with it
LvM
Yep. Mine start with just a bit of eye contact and a smile... never know if a returned smile is just polite or not so I hardly ever take it further.
It needs to be very obvious (physically touch or a kiss) before it clicks with me.
We'd be crap at flirting with each other "
Oooffft, a room with Cockosaurus and LvM...... That would work for me.....
That overt/obvious enough for the pair of you??
MJ x |
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"Did everyone get a room?
There's always room for one more
Postcode?
You say the sexiest things you flirty little minx you 
I haven’t even mentioned cake yet
Ooooft, you stud "
Does cheese and biscuits have the same sex appeal? |
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"Did everyone get a room?
There's always room for one more
Postcode?
You say the sexiest things you flirty little minx you
I haven’t even mentioned cake yet
Ooooft, you stud
Does cheese and biscuits have the same sex appeal? "
Depends on the serving receptacle 
Got any cheese and pineapple on sticks? |
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"Oooffft, a room with Cockosaurus and LvM...... That would work for me.....
Ooooft. That works for me too. Got any room left for a little one? "
Hell yes!! Get your ass in here (either one of you, or both if you fancy...)
MJ x |
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"Did everyone get a room?
There's always room for one more
Postcode?
You say the sexiest things you flirty little minx you
I haven’t even mentioned cake yet
Ooooft, you stud
Does cheese and biscuits have the same sex appeal?
Depends on the serving receptacle
Got any cheese and pineapple on sticks? "
Of course, and it’s a fresh pineapple that’s been nowhere near a bottom.
You might want to stay clear of the cream cheese though. |
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"Did everyone get a room?
There's always room for one more
Postcode?
You say the sexiest things you flirty little minx you
I haven’t even mentioned cake yet
Ooooft, you stud
Does cheese and biscuits have the same sex appeal?
Depends on the serving receptacle
Got any cheese and pineapple on sticks?
Of course, and it’s a fresh pineapple that’s been nowhere near a bottom.
You might want to stay clear of the cream cheese though. "
Will mine be cubed too? |
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"Did everyone get a room?
There's always room for one more
Postcode?
You say the sexiest things you flirty little minx you
I haven’t even mentioned cake yet
Ooooft, you stud
Does cheese and biscuits have the same sex appeal?
Depends on the serving receptacle
Got any cheese and pineapple on sticks?
Of course, and it’s a fresh pineapple that’s been nowhere near a bottom.
You might want to stay clear of the cream cheese though.
Will mine be cubed too? "
Afterwards |
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"Oh, Fiddles. Look at you all naked & stuff. I worry you'll get sunburnt wandering around like that. Would you like me to apply some cream to your tender bits? "
That would be most kind of you. If you could give them a rub before they get tender too |
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"Oh, Fiddles. Look at you all naked & stuff. I worry you'll get sunburnt wandering around like that. Would you like me to apply some cream to your tender bits?
That would be most kind of you. If you could give them a rub before they get tender too "
Of course I shall, Fiddles.
And if they do happen to get tender I shall kiss them better |
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"Oooffft, a room with Cockosaurus and LvM...... That would work for me.....
Ooooft. That works for me too. Got any room left for a little one?
Hell yes!! Get your ass in here (either one of you, or both if you fancy...)
MJ x"
Oh go on then, I'm bringing K too though of course
LvM |
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"I love a little flirt.
It just takes me ages to get to a place where I feel confident doing it, as I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable / creeped out
Lemme try that again
Ditto, also I'm generally completely oblivious to others flirting with me unless they're very overt with it
LvM
Yep. Mine start with just a bit of eye contact and a smile... never know if a returned smile is just polite or not so I hardly ever take it further.
It needs to be very obvious (physically touch or a kiss) before it clicks with me.
We'd be crap at flirting with each other
Oooffft, a room with Cockosaurus and LvM...... That would work for me.....
That overt/obvious enough for the pair of you??
MJ x "
Don't forget K! |
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"Oooffft, a room with Cockosaurus and LvM...... That would work for me.....
Ooooft. That works for me too. Got any room left for a little one?
Hell yes!! Get your ass in here (either one of you, or both if you fancy...)
MJ x
Oh go on then, I'm bringing K too though of course
LvM"
Yeah that was a given, would never leave K out!
MJ x |
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"Oooffft, a room with Cockosaurus and LvM...... That would work for me.....
Ooooft. That works for me too. Got any room left for a little one?
I'm sure we could make room for you "
Any extra extra room for me to awkwardly flirt? |
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"Oooffft, a room with Cockosaurus and LvM...... That would work for me.....
Ooooft. That works for me too. Got any room left for a little one?
I'm sure we could make room for you
Any extra extra room for me to awkwardly flirt? "
I feel like I’m missing out here somehow. |
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"Oooffft, a room with Cockosaurus and LvM...... That would work for me.....
Ooooft. That works for me too. Got any room left for a little one?
I'm sure we could make room for you
Any extra extra room for me to awkwardly flirt? "
You are a seasoned flirt!
I'm more than happy to squeeze you in. |
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"Oooffft, a room with Cockosaurus and LvM...... That would work for me.....
Ooooft. That works for me too. Got any room left for a little one?
I'm sure we could make room for you
Any extra extra room for me to awkwardly flirt?
I feel like I’m missing out here somehow. "
oh hello you flirt Fiddles |
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"Oooffft, a room with Cockosaurus and LvM...... That would work for me.....
Ooooft. That works for me too. Got any room left for a little one?
I'm sure we could make room for you
Any extra extra room for me to awkwardly flirt?
I feel like I’m missing out here somehow.
oh hello you flirt Fiddles "
Hello. Well, is there room. |
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I feel like I’m missing out here somehow.
oh hello you flirt Fiddles
Hello. Well, is there room.
Of course!! Did you really need to ask??
MJ x"
I think it’s best to be polite. Thank you, now if I can just squeeze in between you. |
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I'd know how to flirt in an outrageous fashion. 
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