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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*sits here with a pencil up each nostril *

Wibble!!!!!

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Can you draw us a picture and upload it?

We could have a regular “Wonko’s Nostril Art” day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you draw us a picture and upload it?

We could have a regular “Wonko’s Nostril Art” day."

Colour or black and white?

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"Can you draw us a picture and upload it?

We could have a regular “Wonko’s Nostril Art” day.

Colour or black and white? "

Black and white. It might sell for millions then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you draw us a picture and upload it?

We could have a regular “Wonko’s Nostril Art” day.

Colour or black and white?

Black and white. It might sell for millions then

Let me see what I can do

Any particular theme?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Can you draw us a picture and upload it?

We could have a regular “Wonko’s Nostril Art” day.

Colour or black and white?

Black and white. It might sell for

millions then

Let me see what I can do

Any particular theme? "

Think you find reclining nude would be popular .

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"*sits here with a pencil up each nostril *

Wibble!!!!!"

But have you got your underpants on your head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you draw us a picture and upload it?

We could have a regular “Wonko’s Nostril Art” day.

Colour or black and white?

Black and white. It might sell for

millions then

Let me see what I can do

Any particular theme?

Think you find reclining nude would be popular ."

I would need to find a model for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*sits here with a pencil up each nostril *

Wibble!!!!!

But have you got your underpants on your head?

Always

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"Can you draw us a picture and upload it?

We could have a regular “Wonko’s Nostril Art” day.

Colour or black and white?

Black and white. It might sell for millions then

Let me see what I can do

Any particular theme? "

Nudes. Erections. Nude erections……

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you draw us a picture and upload it?

We could have a regular “Wonko’s Nostril Art” day.

Colour or black and white?

Black and white. It might sell for millions then

Let me see what I can do

Any particular theme?

Nudes. Erections. Nude erections……

Pervert

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"*sits here with a pencil up each nostril *

Wibble!!!!!

But have you got your underpants on your head?

Always "

It still won't excuse you from the big push going over the top!

(Blackadder reference if anyone hasn't twigged)

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"

No venga boys songs on my thread please

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

No venga boys songs on my thread please "

You really should have got the reference Wonky.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

No venga boys songs on my thread please

You really should have got the reference Wonky."

https://youtu.be/uHSvKNQNzc0

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

No venga boys songs on my thread please

You really should have got the reference Wonky."

I'm not a fox

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Cluck cluck, gibber gibber, my old mans a mushroom.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

No venga boys songs on my thread please

You really should have got the reference Wonky.

I'm not a fox "

You don't need a cunning plan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cluck cluck, gibber gibber, my old mans a mushroom."

He sounds like a funguy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

No venga boys songs on my thread please

You really should have got the reference Wonky.

I'm not a fox

You don't need a cunning plan.

I do to escape the men in white coats

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

Paint me like one of your French girls Wonko

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

No venga boys songs on my thread please

You really should have got the reference Wonky.

I'm not a fox

You don't need a cunning plan.

I do to escape the men in white coats "

What you got against butchers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

No venga boys songs on my thread please

You really should have got the reference Wonky.

I'm not a fox

You don't need a cunning plan.

I do to escape the men in white coats

What you got against butchers?"

They charge for bacon

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

No venga boys songs on my thread please

You really should have got the reference Wonky.

I'm not a fox

You don't need a cunning plan.

I do to escape the men in white coats

What you got against butchers?

They charge for bacon "

Yea, there is that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is your name?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"What is your name?"

Don't tell him, Pike!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is your name?

Don't tell him, Pike!!"

It’s not fair, my name going on the list!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

We are doomed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are doomed "

Stupid boy

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Oh yes you can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes you can

Oh no he can't.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Oh yes you can

Oh no he can't."

Evidently he can he's two pencil s

Up his nose and underpants on

Head and he drawing nudes

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"We are doomed

Stupid boy"

Oi! Turn off those lights!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are doomed

Stupid boy

Oi! Turn off those lights!"

They don't like it up em

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"We are doomed

Stupid boy

Oi! Turn off those lights!

They don't like it up em"

That can't be said of you

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’d like to see Wonkos nostril art!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paint me like one of your French girls Wonko

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