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over a year ago
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Reminds me Of a funny story, night out with a few mates all ex army,
Beautiful lady at the bar mate walks over, "hi beautiful if I can touch my ear with my Leg can I buy you a drink, sure she said, so he whipped off his false Leg,
And they are still married 5yrs later
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reminds me Of a funny story, night out with a few mates all ex army,
Beautiful lady at the bar mate walks over, "hi beautiful if I can touch my ear with my Leg can I buy you a drink, sure she said, so he whipped off his false Leg,
And they are still married 5yrs later
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Haha! I can actually touch my ear with my foot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes.
I can touch your nose with my big foot, OP.
Like a really inappropriate boop in the Waitrose.
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I would rather you were booping me with something else. |
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"Yes.
I can touch your nose with my big foot, OP.
Like a really inappropriate boop in the Waitrose.
I would rather you were booping me with something else. "
...honestly dear, in the Waitrose!
You animal  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes.
I can touch your nose with my big foot, OP.
Like a really inappropriate boop in the Waitrose.
I would rather you were booping me with something else.
...honestly dear, in the Waitrose!
You animal "
I'm talking about pastries  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just tried again now I’m not wearing jeans.
I can confirm I can do it with my right foot but not my left  "
Did you let out a little tommy whistler as you tried? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm glad I was sat down when I started reading this. I had images of you all standing up trying to do it 
And yes, I can do it fairly comfortably with both feet"
I can do it standing up. I'm uploading a picture to prove it. |
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"I'm glad I was sat down when I started reading this. I had images of you all standing up trying to do it
And yes, I can do it fairly comfortably with both feet
I can do it standing up. I'm uploading a picture to prove it. "
Very impressive. I won't be testing my balance in that way as I'd only embarrass & injure myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm glad I was sat down when I started reading this. I had images of you all standing up trying to do it
And yes, I can do it fairly comfortably with both feet
I can do it standing up. I'm uploading a picture to prove it.
Very impressive. I won't be testing my balance in that way as I'd only embarrass & injure myself "
Thanks! I'm quite impressed with that picture. I think I should win a prize for the weirdest profile pic in fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just tried but can't quite there, only about 4 inches off though so not bad for a bloke of my age I thought."
Depends how you measure the 4 inches.
A guys 4 inches or actual 4 inches. |
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"I'm glad I was sat down when I started reading this. I had images of you all standing up trying to do it
And yes, I can do it fairly comfortably with both feet
I can do it standing up. I'm uploading a picture to prove it.
Very impressive. I won't be testing my balance in that way as I'd only embarrass & injure myself
Thanks! I'm quite impressed with that picture. I think I should win a prize for the weirdest profile pic in fab. "
Challenge accepted; winner gets the Waitrose pastries.  |
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"I'm glad I was sat down when I started reading this. I had images of you all standing up trying to do it
And yes, I can do it fairly comfortably with both feet
I can do it standing up. I'm uploading a picture to prove it. "
Do we have our next Forum Photo Challenge?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm glad I was sat down when I started reading this. I had images of you all standing up trying to do it
And yes, I can do it fairly comfortably with both feet
I can do it standing up. I'm uploading a picture to prove it.
Do we have our next Forum Photo Challenge? "
Ha! Yes! |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
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"Just tried but can't quite there, only about 4 inches off though so not bad for a bloke of my age I thought.
Depends how you measure the 4 inches.
A guys 4 inches or actual 4 inches."
Lol, forgot there was a difference between real measurements and fab measurements. I'll stick with real ones. |
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please. I’ve been trying and am now bent double. 
will try again in a bit when I’m not wearing jeans 
