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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?"
That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No but im wicked at putting up flat pack and i make mean meatballs, so im almost swedish  "
I'll keep you in reserve then, in case of no offers with a higher Swedish quotient. 
(I'm sticking with charm school drop-out replies, so as not to skew the test results). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?
That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated)."
mmmm a lady with tools, you are getting me so hot right now   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No but im wicked at putting up flat pack and i make mean meatballs, so im almost swedish
I'll keep you in reserve then, in case of no offers with a higher Swedish quotient.
(I'm sticking with charm school drop-out replies, so as not to skew the test results)."
so changing my name to sven and driving a saab won't help my chances then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?
That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated).
mmmm a lady with tools, you are getting me so hot right now "
Invicunky has dibs on seeing my axe collection but you can go second if you like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?
That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated).
mmmm a lady with tools, you are getting me so hot right now
Invicunky has dibs on seeing my axe collection but you can go second if you like."
Yay |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?
That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated).
mmmm a lady with tools, you are getting me so hot right now
Invicunky has dibs on seeing my axe collection but you can go second if you like."
Kinky, only you could make Invictus and Funky Monkey sound stranger than he/they are! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?
That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated).
mmmm a lady with tools, you are getting me so hot right now
Invicunky has dibs on seeing my axe collection but you can go second if you like.
Kinky, only you could make Invictus and Funky Monkey sound stranger than he/they are!"
It's just one of a range of skills I possess |
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"What if he comes flat packed and you have to put him together?
That's fine, I'm female so I can read instructions and I have a selection of allen keys here. And failing that, a large "persuader" (technical name for a hammer, for the uninitiated).
mmmm a lady with tools, you are getting me so hot right now
Invicunky has dibs on seeing my axe collection but you can go second if you like.
Kinky, only you could make Invictus and Funky Monkey sound stranger than he/they are!"
Oi! I resemble that remark! 
...anyway, can't stop. I have a blown dilashion crystal I need to locate before the next plasma surge otherwise my probe will get singed... |
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